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#source: the grim adventures of billy and mandy
stephreynaart · 1 year
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capndragn94 · 7 months
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Glimmer: But don't you ever miss your old job?
Catra: Miss commanding regimented forces of destructive power? As we encircle the globe with our terrible iron fists of might? Crushing down all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us? Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy, UNTIL AT LAST, I ALONE STAND, AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!
*gasps for breath*
Catra: Not at all. Don't miss it.
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totallyrwbyquotes · 7 months
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Ruby: Does anyone know what they're doing?
Everyone: ......
Ruby: Good. Me neither. Let's get started!
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Sally: *watching Eddie and Frank in the distance* Wow, love makes people do stupid things.
Wally: I love everything!
Sally: …That explains a lot.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 years
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Dick, wearing his Halloween costume: Hi Damian! I'm Little Bo Peep and I've lost—
Damian: Your mind. You've lost your mind, Grayson.
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Zirconia: I will not stand for this! VesVes: There's an empty chair over there.
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Ares: And after that fateful day, we never saw Adamas again.
Hermes: We also didn't look that hard.
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Bro, driving Dave and Karkat to their school dance: Look at you two, such a cute couple. Ah, I remember my first Valentine’s dance. Although I wish I didn’t. SAY! Would you kids like to listen to some music?
Dave: uh sure bro
Bro: Yeah, I bet you would. *continues driving in silence*
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sweetpeaches666 · 2 years
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(Megatron courting kidnapping Optimus.)
Miko: If Optimus falls for Megatron again, and they got married, then you and Megatron will be related.
Bumblebee, beeping: Must stop the love!
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“I’m not jealous, April, I’m possessive and that’s very different.”
— Donnie, at some point
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incorrect-joseimuke · 4 months
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MC: I was thinking of setting you free.
One of the boys: Really?
MC: Yeah, all you got to do is say you're a little girl.
One of the boys: I'm a little girl.
MC: I'm not sure I bought it. Are you a pretty girl?
One of the boys, in a high pitch voice: I'm very pretty! Look at me I'm queen pretty! Oh boys are just so dreamy! I could talk on the phone for hours about nothing!
MC: Boy A-
One of the boys, still in a high pitch voice: Let me brush my hair! And paint my toes!
MC: You could stop, I was only kidding.
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incorrectinvaderzim · 5 months
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Gaz: *notices Zim and Dib fighting* Gaz: STOP. Stop it, both of you. Gaz: *takes out a lawn chair and sits in it* Gaz: Okay, continue.
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hex-wittebane · 1 year
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Hunter: Oh, why, uncle? Why do the good die young? Belos: Well, usually because I get confused.
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incorrectringsofpower · 8 months
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Galadriel: Do you ever miss your old job?
Halbrand: Miss commanding regimented forces of destructive power as we encircled the world with our terrible iron fist of might? Crushing all the pathetic fools who dared stand before us? Gorging our bellies on their cries for mercy!? Until at last! I ALONE STAND AS THE GLORIOUS DARK LORD OF ALL THE KNOWN UNIVERSE!?
Galadriel: ...
Halbrand: Not at all, don’t miss it.
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Howdy is ordering supplies for his store at the nearby mall, and his neighbours volunteer to come with:
Howdy: How come every time I take you kids to the mall it burns to the ground?
Sally: Meh, I blame the economy.
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Fox: We saved the people from Galeem and Dharkon. And property damage was kept to a minimum.
Master Hand: *looks at the complete wreck that used to be the World of Light*
Master Hand: …I’d hate to see what you consider maximum property damage.
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