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pathetic-dreamy · 2 months
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It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
- Harry Styles
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Galeem: A person can really hear themselves think out here.
Galeem’s mind: Did you leave the stove on? The front door unlocked?! WILL YOU DIE ALONE?!
Galeem: Well, that was a mistake.
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ireblongstuff · 1 year
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Incorrect Quotes #6
Y/N- You, deserve a reward for putting up with me. Gamora- You are my reward. *meanwhile* Peter Quill-You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Gamora- True, you can be really difficult at times.
Source-https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator
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Do you ever think? Because I do not.
Dr. Clef
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*Lance teaching Ilana how to drive*
Ilana: Well, at least we had fun. Didn't we, Lance?
Lance, grabbing on to his seat: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.
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lilcooldude04 · 4 months
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Mina: Are you drinking hydrogen peroxide?
Prae: It says H202, that means it's the sequel to water!
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Sasha : I would let you ruin my life.
Milo: Sorry, I’m busy ruining my own. You’ll have to wait.
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spn-lesbian · 1 year
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Dean: you've got to learn to love yourself
Cas: but don't you hate yourself?
Dean: yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused
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Ed, at Izzy’s funeral: I need a moment with him.
Everyone, leaving: Of course.
Ed, leaning over Izzy’s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Izzy: Yeah, no shit.
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captainwaffles · 1 year
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Dionysus: Alright, listen up you little shits.
Dionysus: Not you Nico. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
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qsmpincorrect · 3 days
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Phil: Are you okay?
Missa, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.
Phil: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Missa?
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pathetic-dreamy · 2 months
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*During a game of Hangman*
Harry: Nope, there’s no Q. You lose.
Niall: Are you kidding me?! You can still add something!
Harry: I already added a belt, four earrings and an extra arm! YOU LOSE!
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Dharkon: What are you talking about Galeem? You love it here!
Galeem: I’m not sure I do, I think I’ve just developed Stockholm syndrome.
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incorrect-star-allies · 2 months
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Meta Knight: So what’s for dinner?
Magolor: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!
Meta Knight: ...
Meta Knight: Is it soup?
Magolor: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*
Meta Knight: Please, enough with the soup puns!
Magolor: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.
Meta Knight: STOP!
*one hour later*
Meta Knight: It’s fucking tacos?!?!?!
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Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.
SCP-079
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the-herdier · 15 days
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Darry: What did you two do?
Soda:
Ponyboy:
Darry: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
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