Bard: So you're telling me you wouldn't kiss Rogue?
Wizard: I- I... You know? I don't wanna ruin our friendship.
Bard: They're not your friend.
Wizard: And I don't wanna ruin that.
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Astarion: I think you could pull off frosted tips.
Gale: I appreciate that, but I think you're lying for your own amusement.
Astarion, putting a hand to his heart and feigning shock: I would never do that?
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KARKAT: YOU’RE GAY FOR ONE OF US, YOU GOTTA BE GAY FOR ALL OF US. LIKE THE THREE MUSKETEERS.
VRISKA: Yeah, that’s how it works. It’s only fair.
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Nightwing: Okay, it's clear now *turns around* Jason-
Red Hood: *at the center of piled bodies, most of them looking mutilated*
Nightwing:
Red Hood:
Nightwing: Jason, I looked away for 5 seconds and you already took me to Horror Town. What am I even looking at??
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Dhritarashtra: Name one thing that hurts worse than a chainsaw.
Vidur: Self-doubt.
Pandu: Wood chipper.
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Shredder: If God's ever been mad at anything I've done, he hasn't done shit about it.
Shredder: So he either doesn't care or he's a coward.
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Decided to draw this cuz me and my brother have a silly self indulgent Hazbin college AU that I made a Vox design for, and it works well enough out of context that posting it would only require the bare minimum of explaining :)
Quote is from the Drawfee episode Drawing Pokemon That We Generated Using OUR NAMES
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Narcissa: I think you could pull off frosted tips
Rodolphus: I appreciate that, but I think you're lying for your own amusement
Narcissa: I would never do that
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Duncan: So you’re telling me you wouldn’t kiss Leshawna?
Heather: I- I… You know? I don’t wanna ruin our friendship.
Duncan: She’s not your friend.
Heather: And I don’t wanna ruin that.
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Hassel: I want everyone to know that Rika keeps looking up pictures of wishiwashi on her phone and showing them to me.
Poppy: She was already doing that, she’s been doing that all day.
Larry: That’s all you do!
Hassel: She’s scrolling, she’ll find one and just hold up the phone to me with a big smile.
Rika: *giggling*
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Nigel: Everyday is going by faster.
Andy: [through laughter] And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly.
Emily: No! I told you, you’re not doing that joke anymore!
Andy: He set me up! He set me up so good!
Nigel: [doubling over laughing, slaps his knee]
Andy: He’s slapping his knee! Em, I got a knee slap!
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Jonah: Is there something wrong with me?
Zag: Yeah.
Jonah: Okay. Just confirming.
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Ackroyd: Doctor Swansea is going to cause harm in the long run.
Dorothy: He’s causing harm in the short run, too.
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DIRK: If God’s ever been mad at anything I’ve said, he hasn’t done shit about it, so either he doesn’t care or he’s a coward.
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Amaryllis: I think you could pull off frosted tips.
Slime Boy: I appreciate that, but I think you're lying for your own amusement.
Amaryllis: ...I would never do that.
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Krishna, aged 14: If the gods have ever been mad at anything I've done, they haven't done shit about it.
Krishna, aged 14: So they either don't care or they're cowards.
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