#source: black books

[incorrectphineasandferbquotes]

Candace, to Jeremy: Do you eat? I do. Want to do it in the same room sometime?

#phineas and ferb #pnf #candace flynn #jeremy johnson #source: black books

[hxuse-xf-black]

James, to Lily: Do you eat? I do. Wanna do it in the same room sometime?

#source: black books #james potter #james x lily #lily x james #lily potter #lily evans #incorrect quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter #incorrect hp quotes #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #marauders incorrect quotes #hp marauders #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect marauders era quotes #incorrect marauders #incorrect marauders era #incorrect gryffindor #incorrect gryffindor quotes #gryffindor #incorrect jily #incorrect jily quotes #jily

[totallycorrectjediorderquotes]

Cin: But you hated your childhood, you had a terrible time

Dooku: I've never said that.

Cin: You don't have to say anything, I just look at your life now and work backwards.

#Cin Drallig #Count Dooku #Dooku #disaster lineage #star wars #star wars: the clone wars #star wars: the expanded universe #tcw #incorrect star wars quotes #Star Wars the Prequel trilogy #Source: black books

[moonah-rose]

Arthur, very drunk: Sing us a song, Mr. Macguire!

Sean: Which one?

Arthur: I dunno, one of those Irish songs about cliffs and a girl with golden black hair. And the English all being bad.

Sean: M'too tired, sing it yourself.

Arthur: Alright...

Arthur: *stands on a box, wobbly*

Arthur: Oh Eamonn, Danny dear, I miss the Galway Bay, And I'll sing for all I got! With a riddle-diddle Dublin, And a riddle-diddle Donegal, The English are all bollocks!

Sean: *applauds*

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #source: black books #rdr2 #sean macguire #arthur morgan

[hitchell-mope]

Dean: Do you eat? I do. Want to do it in the same room sometime?

#supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #wincest #source: black books

[kermit-the-hag]

Eddie: This is life! We suffer and slave and expire. That's it!

Steve: It doesn’t have to be! Robin and Nancy want to go to college and you want make something of yourself…

Eddie: Don't make me laugh bitterly. I'll die alone, upside down on the floor of a pub toilet.

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #stranger things meme #incorrect stranger things quotes #fruity four #ronance #steddie #source: black books

[incorrectvermintide]

Kruber: What's that you're eating? Bardin: It's some sort of delicious biscuit. Kruber: It's a coaster. Bardin: Is it? Are there any more?

#source: black books #markus kruber #bardin goreksson #vermintide #vermintide 2 #warhammer vermintide #warhammer: the end times #warhammer fantasy #warhammer #incorrect vermintide quotes #incorrectvermintide

[weirdkev27]

Goldilocks:*signing paperwork* “Mother’s Maiden Name?“ I don’t know her first name! I just called her Mama!

#goldilocks #incorrect puss in boots quotes #puss in boots the last wish #source: black books

[flyiingsly]

Aunt Z *speaking through a megaphone* : Right, the bar is closed, everybody get out ! Time to go home, come on !

Old Woman : But it's only quarter to three !

Aunt Z *now shooing them out with a broom* : Yes, but it's my bar !

Aunt Z : Come on, go home, bye bye, get out ...

Old Woman : That's hardly fair !

Aunt Z : It isn't fair at all. Get out !

Grevel : I expect better service !

Aunt Z : Well, expect away ! Goodbye ! Come on, all you time-wasting bastards, back on the streets ! Thank you ! *slams door*

#source: black books #star wars resistance #resistance #incorrect resistance quotes #incorrect quotes #aunt z

[we-are-the-amb]

Alan: Don’t get so angry.

Edgar: I can’t help getting angry when I’m FURIOUS.

#source: black books #incorrect quotes #edgar #edgar frog #alan #alan frog #awesome monster bashers #frog brothers #the lost boys #lost boys #tlb

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: [reading form] "What is your mother's maiden name?" What's her firthst name?! I just knew her as "Ma"! That'll have to do. [Scribbles onto the form] Ma...pothsibly dethceathsed.

#daffy duck #source: black books

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Lobster Siren: .../[Well, what a day that was. Absolutely filled with fun-filled memories. But I'm off to sleep now, thank you.]

Harmony: It's one in the afternoon.

Lobster Siren: !!!/[Is it!? Oh, god!]

#shantae #lobster siren #harmony #incorrect shantae #source: black books

[i-only-see-daylight]

Cardan: I have a question for you

Jude: Yes I’d cry if you died Jude: Yes, I’d still love you if you were a worm Jude: Yes, I still love you Jude: No, I don’t want to break up

Cardan: Thank you

#source: ?? #the cruel prince #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #how the king of elfhame learned to hate stories #high queen of elfhame #high king of elfhame #elfhame #jude duarte #jude and cardan #cardan greenbriar #the stolen heir #holly black #the folk of the air #tfota #tfota series #jude x cardan #jurdan #holly black books #jude greenbriar

[moonah-rose]

Dutch: No one is prepared to admit that wine doesn't actually have a taste!

Hosea: How would you know what anything tastes like? You smoke eight billion cigars a day!

Dutch: *picks something up, munches it*

Hosea: What even is that?

Dutch: I dunno, some kind of delicious biscuit?

Hosea: It's a coaster.

#incorrect rdr2 quotes #source: black books #red dead redemption 2 #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #vandermatthews

[hitchell-mope]

Kara: Do you eat? I do. Want to do it in the same room sometime?

#arrowverse #supergirl #kara danvers #mon el #mon el defense squad #karamel #anti supercorp #(just to be safe) #source: black books

[kermit-the-hag]

Steve: You can’t quit school when you’ve almost finished! You’re not a quitter!

Eddie: I am. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all.

#steve harrington #eddie munson #source: black books #stranger things #incorrect stranger things quotes #stranger things meme #incorrect quotes