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You can't have this purse! It doesn't match your outfit!

Petunia Pig to purse snatcher Yosemite Sam

#petunia pig #yosemite sam #source: the suite life of zack and cody

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[Daffy and Porky overhears what King Thes plans to use Bugs for]

Porky: F-f-f-f-f-fire?! So, th-th-that's what that scoundrel's after.

Daffy: I'll tear him limb from limb! I'll beat him! I'll.... I'll.... [starts dancing to the music] Yeah. Well, man, what a beat.

Porky: W-w-w-will you quit that silly beat business and l-l-listen?! This will take b-b-b-brains, not b-b-b-brawn.

Daffy: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both!

Porky: W-w-w-w-will you l-l-listen?!

Daffy: Oh, yeah, yeah. [begins sneaking off into the music]

Porky: N-n-n-now, while you create a d-disturbance, I'll r-r-r-rescue Bugs. G-g-got that?

Daffy: I'm gone, bub. Stholid gone.

Porky: N-N-N-N-N-NOT YET, DAFFY!!!!

#daffy duck #porky pig #source: the jungle book

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If I get one more letter from sthome mom complaining "My sthon listens to your sthtation and flunked out of sthchool.", well, lithsten, mom, how are you going to learn to party in sthchool?

D.J. Daffy Duck

#daffy duck #source: grand theft auto: vice city

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Porky: Q-q-q-q-q-quick. W-what time is it? Elliot Sampson: Somebody stole my watch.

#porky pig #elliot sampson #source: scrooged

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Hewwo, this is Elmer J. Fudd. The phone-in topic Today: "Quacks and Quackbusting." The contwoversy builds, more sightings are weported, some maintain that these pwofessional pawanormalists at warge in New York are the cause of it all.

Elmer Fudd

#elmer fudd #source: ghostbusters

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Mary Jane: This is all like a dream come true. The Land of the Dolls is so beautiful and everyone's so kind. I've known some of you all my life. And to think we could all be together forever.

Sniffles: Then you'll stay. (Mary Jane hangs her head) Mary Jane, what is it?

Mary Jane: Oh, I want to. I want to stay with you, I do. But...

Sniffles: But? But what?

Mary Jane: Oh, I don't know, I'm so confused. It's just, well, the Land of the Dolls is where you all belong. But I want to grow up. There's a million things I want to do; people to meet, worlds to explore. I've always wanted to dance in the ballet. Sniffles, you're my best friend, but I can't stay in the Land of the Dolls forever.

#mary jane #sniffles #source: nutcracker prince

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Now tell me what ya want - before ah gut ya like a pig and feed ya to the skin louse!

Yosemite Sam to Porky Pig

#yosemite sam #porky pig #source: pacific rim

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Sylvester Jr.: What about this watch, Father? It's only $12.99. Sylvester: That's where they get you, sthon. Sthee, it sthays $12.99, but that doesn't include the hidden costs. Shipping, handling, box tops... by the time you're through, you're paying on the high sthide of $15. I've never owned a $15 watch. Sylvester Jr.: But I need one, Father! Sylvester: Sthon, a cork and a piethce of sthtring make a perfectly fine sthundial and a great converthsation piece with the ladies.

#sylvester jr #sylvester #source: malcolm in the middle

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Marvin: Come... Pete: Stay... Marvin: Ouch Pete: Ouch Marvin: I'll be right here. Pete: Bye

#marvin the martian #pete puma #source: e.t. the extra-terrestrial

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Porky: N-n-n-no, it's not just a r-r-r-rock. Henery: No? Porky: It's f-f-f-f-f-forty two pounds of p-p-polished granite, bevelled on the b-b-belly and a handle a person can hold, and it m-m-may have no p-p-p-practical p-p-purpose in itself but it is a r-r-repository of p-p-p-possibility and if it's handled just right, it will exact the kind of p-p-poetry...

#porky pig #henery hawk #source: men with brooms

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Second Banana: Holy smoke, are you all right?

Merlin the Magic Mouse: Yes, but I think we're in the wrong cartoon. (looking at Bugs) Look how well they drew that rabbit.

#second banana #merlin the magic mouse #source: adventures of rocky & bullwinkle

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[Daffy must read a body the burial prayer, quickly]

Porky: R-r-r-r-read directly to the b-b-b-bones... page t-t-t-210, chapter 13, v-v-v-v-v-verse 7.

Daffy: Ecapsthmi evig nig inglock...

Porky: D-D-D-D-D-Daffy, the book is up-up-upside down.

#daffy duck #porky pig #source: waxwork II: lost in time

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Daffy: Could it be? Is it pothsible?

[Unearths a bicycle seat]

Daffy: It is! It's Cleopatra's crythstal sthkull!

#daffy duck #source: ernest rides again

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You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Daffy Duck

#daffy duck #source: that 70s show

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Bugs: [as Elmer] Uh, hi! It's me, Elmer, your bwother!

Fuzzy Fudd: I know you're my bwother. I'm not as stupid as you!

#bugs bunny #source: the powerpuff girls

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Bigfoot: What time is it?

Mrs. Rosencrantz: It's still 4:00. You have to wait at least a minute for the time to change, dear.

Bigfoot: What time is it in China?

Mrs. Rosencrantz: Well, sweetie, I think they're a good 20 hou...

Bigfoot: Do you speak Chinese?

Mrs. Rosencrantz: Well, no...I bet...

Bigfoot: Is Chinatown in China?

Mrs. Rosencrantz: Honey...if you want an answer to a question, you have to first wait...

Bigfoot: (plays with his feet) What does this toe do?

Mrs. Rosencrantz: You know what, I think I need a pack of cigarettes...for the first time in 20 years.

#bigfoot #granny #source: malcolm in the middle

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Do you remember you specifically told me to bring one paper clip? You said it only takes one sheet to make a difference. I said, 'Are you sure, Doc?' And you said, 'Bugs! Bugs! Bugs!' And then you sneezed on my carrot and then you said, 'Don't worry, it's just allergies.' Do you remember that?

Bugs Bunny to I.M. Schnoogle

#bugs bunny #i.m. schnoogle #source: the office