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Phineas: At least wear the matching t-shirts with personalized catchphrases I made for everybody

Buford: I don't have a catchphrase

Phineas: [throws him a t-shirt that has "I don't have a catchphrase" printed on it]

Baljeet: Ooh, he is good

#phineas and ferb #pnf #phineas flynn #buford van stomm #baljeet tjinder #source: powerless

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Candace, to Jeremy: Idk how to flirt but I can make things awkward if you're into that

#phineas and ferb #pnf #candace flynn #jeremy johnson #source: tumblr #canderemy

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Lawrence: Family game night. Playing Monopoly. Getting close to the end. Son turns to his brother and says it’s time to become esteemed colleagues. I say what? He says esteemed colleagues. They merge their money and assets and beat me at Monopoly

#pnf #Phineas and ferb #lawrence flynn fletcher #source: twitter

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Doofenshmirtz: I’m not going to make the same mistakes again.

Monogram: No, you’re making all new ones.

#phineas and ferb #pnf #heinz doofenshmirtz #major monogram #source: jurassic park

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Phineas: Just got kicked out of Starbucks for - you guessed it - inventing a special kind of glue that lets me climb up anything.

#phineas and ferb #pnf #phineas flynn #source: tumblr

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Monty: Be the bigger person.

Carl: No. I’m 5 feet and bitter. You be the bigger person.

#phineas and ferb #pnf #monty monogram #carl karl #source: tumblr

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Candace, to Jeremy: Do you eat? I do. Want to do it in the same room sometime?

#phineas and ferb #pnf #candace flynn #jeremy johnson #source: black books

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SPREADSHEET OF PALESTINIAN ESCAPE FUNDS‼️TIME SENSITIVE

Operation Olive Branch is a continuously updating spreadsheet of Palestinian escape funds where progress towards their goals is being tracked. As of right now, there are over 100 funds listed there.

Any amount of money can make a difference. With their recent decision to bomb Rafah, the only remaining “safe” territory in Gaza, Israel has forced Palestinians into a corner by giving them nowhere else to go. The international community has given Israel the ability to act with impunity - it is long past the point in time to rely on those in power to hold Israel to any standard of compassion.

Today, I want you to look at this document, choose a fund, contribute to it, and share it. The people in Rafah are living on borrowed time. Free Palestine.

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if you are unable to donate financially to help palestine, you can donate your time by protesting, boycotting, and putting up posters!

if all you have is your device and internet access, you can put your clicks to good use on arab.org. they use the advertising revenue generated by your clicks to help good causes.

and i would urge those able to spare a few dollars to donate to one or more of the following organizations:

eSims for Gaza

Direct aid for Gaza

Care for Gaza

Women for Women International

Institute for Middle East Understanding

Medical Aid for Palestinians

Palestine Children Relief Fund

Muslim Aid USA

Direct Aid for Gaza

Palestinian American Medical Association

Urgent support for medical professionals in Gaza

Emergency Relief for Gaza

Anera

Taawon

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Doofenshmirtz to Vanessa: I have to head out, sweetie. There's a dead goat in the living room, don't touch it. Especially not its kidney

#phineas and ferb #pnf #heinz doofenshmirtz #source: sherlock and co

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Monogram: You know, maybe I ask too much of you

Carl: I agree

Monogram: Maybe if I want something done right, I should just do it myself

Carl: I'd love that

Monogram: I'm trying to say you're incompetent- you don't even feel shame properly

#phineas and ferb #pnf #major monogram #carl karl #source: powerless

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Candace: Phineas is in the other room explaining to Perry that even though we are going to bed early, he, the platypus, is welcome to stay up.

#submission #phineas and ferb #pnf #phineas flynn #candace flynn #source: twitter

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I know you have all probably seen the esims for gaza posts circulating. Some of you have probably looked at them and thought maybe you should help out, but have weighed up the daunting process of signing up for something you're unfamiliar with vs. the gut-wrenching scale of the things people are going through on the ground right now, and you've put it off or questioned whether it will make enough of a difference vs. some other future kind of activism you could put that $6+ towards. I'm not calling you out or scolding you, it is natural to feel conflicted and ambivalent about the multiple calls for aid that you are seeing on social media.

but consider this: what would you do if you suddenly had to leave your home? how would you cope? how would you begin to plan where to go next, or figure out what to do to take care of yourself? most likely you would reach reflexively for your phone.

telecoms access is not a petty luxury in 2024. a loaded esim means the ability to call family members and find out where they are and whether they're safe, and whether they need anything you can provide for them. it means access to maps and regular updates on the situation unfolding around you. it means you can look up whether it's safe to drink rain water, or how to tie a type of knot you've never had to think about before, or how to treat an injury without medical supplies. it means the ability to tell people outside the situation what you are seeing, what you are feeling, what you are thinking. it is an absolutely crucial resource. and it starts at $6 for 7 days.

many many people have observed that internet access is changing the way the world understands genocide. internet access is life or death, and it is shaping modern history in front of you. and it starts at $6 for 7 days.

please, please visit gazaesims.com and spend 5 minutes and $6 to change the way this plays out for everyone.

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Buford: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air hockey, ice hockey, and field hockey. Fire hockey needs to be a thing.

Isabella: Fire hockey absolutely does NOT need to be a thing.

Phineas and Ferb, already building: Do you care NOTHING for the balance of the four elements!?

#submission #phineas and ferb #pnf #phineas flynn #buford van stomm #isabella garcia shapiro #source: tumblr #thank god for pinterest and its plethora of stolen tumblr posts #save me so much time trying to find out if the source of a quote is from tumblr

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How do I submit quotes? There doesn't seem to be a submit link.

Weird, I've never even turned submissions off. The option should be underneath where you send an ask on mobile - not sure where it is on desktop, I don't use it that often.

I turned submissions off and then on again so maybe that will fix whatever weird bug that is. Is anyone else having an issue submitting quotes?

And if that still doesn't work, you could also dm the quote and I could put that its your submission in the tags

#asks #not a quote #tumblr is a webbed site

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Ferb: Watch out. There's chasms out there

Baljeet: Oh wow, thank you....I would certainly have fallen to my death without your warning! Is there anything else in the world I should know about?

Ferb: Yeah

#phineas and ferb #pnf #baljeet tjinder #ferb fletcher #source: tumblr

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Baljeet: How does tomorrow sound for working on our project? 6-8 P.M

Phineas: Fire and ice

Baljeet: Not a statement that functions as a response

#phineas and ferb #pnf #phineas flynn #baljeet tjinder #source: tumblr