SO i’m here with actual, somewhat original content.
Specifically, headcanons for the characters of Phineas and Ferb. This will be split into three parts, Kids, Teens, and Adults, because wow it would be long otherwise. I will give their full (or as much as i can be bothered to write) name, full identity, and pronouns.
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(and everything else, but those specifically for this post)
So, up first are the kids! (this is a human au and Norm is a robot child)
Phineas Flynn is Pangender, Pansexual, Grey-Asexual, Aromantic, Polyamorous, and a label/pronoun hoarder. He uses any/all pronouns.
Ferb Fletcher is a Bisexual, Polyamorous, Queer Demiboy. He uses He/They pronouns.
Isabella Garcia-Shapiro is Bisexual, Panromantic, Polyamorous, and Genderfluid! She uses she/her, he/him, and they/them depending on the day, but her gender only really changes from girl every few months, instead of daily.
Buford Van Stomm is a Semi-Closeted Gay Biromantic Polyamorous Transman that uses he/they pronouns! (top flag is the bi gay flag)
Baljeet Tjinder is an Omnisexual, Demisexual, Polyamorous Trans Man that uses he/she pronouns!
Iriving Du Bois is a gay cis man because i dont like him but its impossible to ignore his implied gayness. Uses he/him pronouns.
Norm is Omnisexual, Biromantic, Libramasculine, and uses he/him pronouns!
Phineas has a great taste in music, but you should never hand him the aux cord because his playlist is all over the place. Like, all the songs are great, but the genres are so varied that no one knows what the mood is, only that it's a Big One
Sometimes his playlists go from "Someone Like You" by Adele to "Never Gonna Give You Up" and everyone has unfortunately learned to deal with it
the most unrealistic part of phineas and ferb is not the wacky inventions, grand songs, spy platypus, or evil scientist. it’s that not ONCE when isabella asked phineas “watcha doin” did he reply with “your mom”
Isabella: (in Spanish) My whole life I have been searching for love. When I saw you on the rollercoaster, I knew you were the one. If you feel the same way, kiss me now and we will be together forever.
Phineas: I'm sorry, my Spanish is rudimentary. What did you say?
Isabella: (walks away)
Phineas: What did you say? Isabella! I don't actually speak Spanish! What did you say?
I just wanna say that Phineas and Isabella’s surname would NOT be Flynn, it would probably be something like Garcia-Flynn, Shapiro-Fletcher, or Garcia-Shapiro-Flynn-Fletcher. No, I won’t be taking any other possibility, you can fight me on this.