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just-kalina · 2 days ago
My favourite Phineas & Ferb trope is when Major Monogram talks about The Academy
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Doofenshmirtz: Can you give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please
Monogram: I don't understand
Doofenshmirtz: Well I don't give a fuck I didn't study math in vain
Carl: Those are polynomials. You asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes
Doofenshmirtz: Oops
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Monogram, knocking on the door: Doofenshmirtz, open up!
Doofenshmirtz: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Monty: No, he meant-
Vanessa: Let him finish.
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Monogram: Croquet is a gentleman's game.
Doofenshmirtz: That's hard to believe. I've played before and I can tell you the temptation to misuse these things is awful.
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forgottenpnffacts · 10 days ago
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-The original O.W.C.A. had to close in “Phineas and Ferb Save Summer” due to losing their budget over a rental hall deposit
-Ever since that August, the new O.W.C.A. has been led by Major Monogram and Carl (under the same name and in the same headquarters)
-Major Monogram cut some management positions in order to keep costs down for the new agency, including Colonel Contraction’s position
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forgottenpnffacts · 14 days ago
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Major Monogram is capable of instantly regrowing his moustache by concentrating on the action hard enough.
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dumbausfromdanville · 21 days ago
Fic Idea 2
...What exactly does Major Monogram do in his day-to-day life?
Like, either channel your hate for him, or your ironic love, or maybe even sincere love (we don’t judge here in the dumbausfromdanville family): what exactly would this man do outside of work???
What would he be like at a grocery store?? Cooking dinner??? Getting food from out of town, the underpaid college kid got his order wrong - what would he do about it??? Is MM one of those types of people to ask to speak to the manager?
And also, does he ever keep in any more contact with his employees outside of asking them to come into work???
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germanova · 21 days ago
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Do you ever think about the fact that Monogram's hair is just a wig (Unfair Science Fair) but his moustache is real and he can grow it just by looking really constipated for a few seconds (PnF Save Summer) bc I think about that a lot
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fereality-indy · 28 days ago
Right Chief
Major Monogram: Now Monty, remember, LOVEMUFFIN will do everything in it's power to try to stop you. You'll be in imminent danger and constant jeopardy, facing death at every turn. Monty: And... loving it!
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forgottenpnffacts · a month ago
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-O.W.C.A. headquarters has an executive washroom that requires a key to enter
-The washroom’s interior includes a motion-activated waterfall
-Major Monogram thinks the waterfall is really cool
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Monogram: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Monogram: No! Four to five seconds!
Carl: Too late!!!
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fereality-indy · a month ago
Once Too Often
Major Monogram: My allergies have been acting up. Carl: Oh, I think I can help! Carl: *reaching for a frying pan* Did you know that you can’t sneeze if you’re unconscious?
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