...What exactly does Major Monogram do in his day-to-day life?
Like, either channel your hate for him, or your ironic love, or maybe even sincere love (we don’t judge here in the dumbausfromdanville family): what exactly would this man do outside of work???
What would he be like at a grocery store?? Cooking dinner??? Getting food from out of town, the underpaid college kid got his order wrong - what would he do about it??? Is MM one of those types of people to ask to speak to the manager?
And also, does he ever keep in any more contact with his employees outside of asking them to come into work???
Do you ever think about the fact that Monogram's hair is just a wig (Unfair Science Fair) but his moustache is real and he can grow it just by looking really constipated for a few seconds (PnF Save Summer) bc I think about that a lot
Major Monogram: Now Monty, remember, LOVEMUFFIN will do everything in it's power to try to stop you. You'll be in imminent danger and constant jeopardy, facing death at every turn.
Monty: And... loving it!