#someone to relate to

[yoursoartdeco]

this is going to be a more serious post than my previous memes and humour, so i do apologise for that, but on the other hand, i hope to find others to relate to.

ive tried to find the perfect social media to express my hyperfixations and interests, but to not much surprise, i haven’t had much luck. instagram is boring and highly un-interactive, facebook you don’t tend to find younger people and it’s generally quite serious (imo), tik tok is extremely toxic (again, imo) and i cant think of any others.

whenever i went on tumblr, it felt more comfortable and a place where i can genuinely express my interests etc. so i decided to join, because, why not? everyone seemed chilled and funny and everyone had a great sense of humour.

i don’t know about any of you, but i tend to give up easily, when trying to make friends etc. (and yes before anyone questions, i have trouble making friends so social media is kind of my only option). and they seem to be amazing but over and done with in like, 2 days. it’s like im scared to out myself out there because i know ill be disappointed in the end.

im homeschooled, with not much of a social life, especially in real life, i struggle with anxiety on a daily occurrence, and all ive ever wanted is to find people that get me for me, you know? and every time i think ive found it, little do i know it’s over in a second.

im worried about drama, im worried that they might actually not like me as much as i like them, im worried ill give up on it, once again. and not much changes, if *anything* changes.

i don’t actually know what my goal is with this post, i don’t know what im trying to achieve. but i just hope im not alone in feeling like this constantly.

please try not to take this as a “feel sorry for me” post, because i promise it’s not. i just would love to hear other peoples sides, since i don’t usually here anyone else speak about this.

thank you for reading, if you have. i really appreciate it.

<3

#vent #rant post #anxiety #i hope im not the only one #jeff dahmer #my friend dahmer #jeffreylioneldahmer #dahmer #getting shit off my chest #mental heath awareness #ranting #someone to relate to #mentalwellness #anxiety advice #anxious thoughts #tumblr help #update

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa and Michael would get along so well

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #michael afton #vanessa afton #vanessa fnaf #william afton #the afton family #mike schmidt #fnaf #sister location #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #they finally have someone to relate to on childhood trauma 🤝

[ayo-edebiri]

Martin Scorsese watching Eminem perform at the 92nd Academy Awards vs Ryan Gosling at the 96th Academy Awards

#martin scorsese #byaurore #usersugar #oscars #ryan gosling #barbie #tuserrachel #userallisyn #nessa007 #tuserpris #usereena #usersavana #usermandie #userkam #useriselin #userbbelcher #userelio #eminem #userrlaura #tuserhan #i have never related more to someone

[craftbadger]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

#whenever you’re sad you’re a blorbo #you’d be someones fucking comfort character #and they’d want to see how you grow #after the hardships you’ve suffered #romanticize yourself #romanticize your life #idk who needs to hear this #positivity #blorbo #weird positivity #textpost #relatable #weirdly inspiring

[inkskinned]

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

[andthebeanstalk]

Today my therapist introduced me to a concept surrounding disability that she called "hLep".

Which is when you - in this case, you are a disabled person - ask someone for help ("I can't drink almond milk so can you get me some whole milk?", or "Please call Donna and ask her to pick up the car for me."), and they say yes, and then they do something that is not what you asked for but is what they think you should have asked for ("I know you said you wanted whole, but I got you skim milk because it's better for you!", "I didn't want to ruin Donna's day by asking her that, so I spent your money on an expensive towing service!") And then if you get annoyed at them for ignoring what you actually asked for - and often it has already happened repeatedly - they get angry because they "were just helping you! You should be grateful!!"

And my therapist pointed out that this is not "help", it's "hLep".

Sure, it looks like help; it kind of sounds like help too; and if it was adjusted just a little bit, it could be help. But it's not help. It's hLep.

At its best, it is patronizing and makes a person feel unvalued and un-listened-to. Always, it reinforces the false idea that disabled people can't be trusted with our own care. And at its worst, it results in disabled people losing our freedom and control over our lives, and also being unable to actually access what we need to survive.

So please, when a disabled person asks you for help on something, don't be a hLeper, be a helper! In other words: they know better than you what they need, and the best way you can honor the trust they've put in you is to believe that!

Also, I want to be very clear that the "getting angry at a disabled person's attempts to point out harmful behavior" part of this makes the whole thing WAY worse. Like it'd be one thing if my roommate bought me some passive-aggressive skim milk, but then they heard what I had to say, and they apologized and did better in the future - our relationship could bounce back from that. But it is very much another thing to have a crying shouting match with someone who is furious at you for saying something they did was ableist. Like, Christ, Jessica, remind me to never ask for your support ever again! You make me feel like if I asked you to call 911, you'd order a pizza because you know I'll feel better once I eat something!!

Edit: crediting my therapist by name with her permission - this term was coined by Nahime Aguirre Mtanous!

Edit again: I made an optional follow-up to this post after seeing the responses. Might help somebody. CW for me frankly talking about how dangerous hLep really is.

#hlep #original #mental health #my sympathies and empathies to anyone who has to rely on this kind of hlep to get what they need. #the people in my life who most need to see this post are my family but even if they did I sincerely doubt they would internalize it #i've tried to break thru to them so many times it makes my head hurt. so i am focusing on boundaries and on finding other forms of support #and this thing i learned today helps me validate those boundaries. the example with the milk was from my therapist. #the example with the towing company was a real thing that happened with my parents a few months ago while I was age 28. 28! #a full adult age! it is so infantilizing as a disabled adult to seek assistance and support from ableist parents. #they were real mad i was mad tho. and the spoons i spent trying to explain it were only the latest in a long line of #huge family-related spoon expenditures. distance and the ability to enforce boundaries helps. haven't talked to sisters for literally the #longest period of my whole life. people really believe that if they love you and try to help you they can do no wrong. #and those people are NOT great allies to the chronically sick folks in their lives. #you can adore someone and still fuck up and hurt them so bad. will your pride refuse to accept what you've done and lash out instead? #or will you have courage and be kind? will you learn and grow? all of us have prejudices and practices we are not yet aware of. #no one is pure. but will you be kind? will you be a good friend? will you grow? i hope i grow. i hope i always make the choice to grow. #i hope with every year i age i get better and better at making people feel the opposite of how my family's ableism has made me feel #i will see them seen and hear them heard and smile at their smiles. make them feel smart and held and strong. #just like i do now but even better! i am always learning better ways to be kind so i don't see why i would stop

[dkettchen]

cursed construction core hi vis bra that came to me in a dream

In the dream I saw it in the window display of a hardware/DIY/trade shop, implying it was meant to be a practical garment designed for actual female constructions workers in a Female Armour level missed-the-brief attempt at gender inclusion

The practical support from the visible underwire combined with the hi vis implying it’s not meant to be worn as an undergarment, I just-

I blame my binge-reading ND Stevenson’s gender comics talking abt masculinity and femininity incl the one abt Victoria’s Secret lingerie yesterday for this monstrosity x’D

#construction core #I am legitimately tempted to make this irl #just like as a commentary art piece on failed attempts at inclusion that completely missed the point #but alas I lack the booba these days to make it for myself so I'll need someone else to fit it to to enable my shenanigans #maybe someday #in the dream I met finnster in the next shop and was like dude you should go buy it for the meme lolll you could wear it on a stream #so uuuhhh- finn if you're reading this (I know you've seen my tumblr before we have video evidence) and you want this I'll make it for you #for manly man construction times #just let me know x'D #to the transmascs reading this: read the linked comics they're highly relatable #you can lose a whole morning to them #like me #have fun

[book-and-cartoons]

A Pair Of World Breakers (Wanda and Peter Parker)

(not a ship just found family idea I had)

disclaimer: I haven't watched DSITMV in awhile or SNWH in awhile so some facts may be off

summery: Wanda appears in NYC and Peter helps her

I leave work another draining day washing dishes and cooking, since I don't have a college to go to anymore I started working for this small business it isn't great and my manager is a bitch but at least it pays the bills for the most part.

I make it to my apartment, I hear the upstairs neighbors screaming and yelling at each other, the walls are cracked and the paint is pealing but at least it has q roof and can keep out most of the cold New York air.

I clime in bed and groan as my head hits the pillow, I roll over to my back and stare up at the ceiling, hearing the yelling still continuing "I did not think this is where I'd be at the stage in life" I mumble.

The next morning I wake up making myself a cup of coffee before my spidery sense kick in, I sigh quickly changing into my suit and stuffing a set of clothes in my back before leaving through the ally fire scape and swinging towards the danger

I expect a robbery or a petty villian but instead i see the scarlet witch or Wanda who looks terrified standing in the middle of traffic of course she doesn't remember who I am but doesn't mean I cant help as spiderman

"Scarlet Witch?" I ask calmly as I land on the ground "who are you?" Her Russian accent has thickend since I last saw her or I could just be here fear

"I'm spiderman a friend to the late iron man do you know where you are?" I ask slowly inching closer, she notices and turns her hands towards me "don't come closer" she states firmly.

I pause my steps, "Wanda, that's your name right?" I say acting like I don't know she nods "Wanda, I can help you but I need you to lower your hands first ok?" I ask

She hesitant, I can tell by the way she tenses looking around her at all the scared people's faces, she relaxs an lowers her hands.

I breath a sigh of relief and careful walk over to the older woman, "let's get you out of the street" I say taking her over to a bench.

It was only a matter of time before the cops show up but I don't know if we can go anywhere so we sit anyway.

"How do you know my name?" She asks "I know a lot about you Wanda, but it doesn't matter how, I do have a question for you though if you'll let me ask" I state

She nods "no offense but aren't you supposed to be dead?" I ask I heard about everything that happened with her trying to find her kids again but how is she alive.

She frowns "I, I didn't die I made the other wizard think I died so I could escape but I've been living back in my home country for the past several months then I wond up in your strange city" she says.

I nod trying to understand everything "why do I feel like I know you? Like under the mask?" She pondered out loud.

I go to say something but I hear sirens, "we've got to go your in a little bit of trouble with the police here, follow me" I say standing up and rushing through the ally ways to where I work, silently groaning because I'm already late for my shift.

"I have to go but I'll have a friend come see you ok? Dont move" I state before sneaking in the back window and changing into my normal clothes and walking to meet Wanda.

"I'm peter, Peter Parker Spiderman's friend" I state walking up to the red head she looks at me before using her magic and changing into her blending in clothes.

"Wanda, so your Spiderman's friend?" She asks I nod "I have a work shift I have to do but you are welcome to sit inside until my shift is over or until spiderman comes back" I said knowing full well the second one wouldnt happen.

She nods and follows me inside sitting at a table by herself, I head to the back thankfully my manager wasn't there so I won't be yelled at.

I put on my apron and get to cooking, I give Wanda a wrong order that I couldn't server before heading back to the kitchen she sits there quietly and confused.

My mind wandered to trying to figure out how she got here with out flying her deliberately.

My shift was long and uneventful thankfully, I close up shop at around 8:00 before heading out to the lobby and sitting across from Wanda.

"Your spiderman" she says plainly I shake my head "no I'm not" I say trying to brush her off "you don't have to lie peter, I can read your mind I'm not as naive as most people" she states.

I sigh, yeah I forgot about that part, "but I still can't forget the feeling of knowing you before" she says

"Your not the only one" I sigh she looks at me confused so I decided to tell her I mean she already knows I'm spiderman might as well.

"Everybody found out that I'm spiderman and it was making my life very difficult so I decided to try to fix it so I asked strange to help me but it back fired badly and instead of everyone just forgeting I'm spiderman everyone forgot peter Parker in general" I say summing up the whole delema

"So you messed with the fabric of space and time?" She asks I nod "yeah that never ends well" she sighs looking out the shop window at the dimly lit street.

"A pair of world breakers" I sigh before laying my head on the table I feel her eyes on me so I sit up and stare at her I small smile crosses her face.

And a mutual silent agreement passed between us, that we were all each other had and that we had both lost everything and nothing at the same time

"I know we don't know each other well peter but we are together in this, I'm still grieving the loss my son's and husband but I'm here for you Peter if you ever need someone" she says

I feels myself relax a little, "and Im still grieving the loss of my aunt and friends as well as tony but I'm here for you too" I say we sit there quietly we both lost our families but maybe we can grieve together and be ok once again….

[I hope this made since just a little headcanons idea I had if for some reason you want a part to let me know]

#Spiderman Tom Holland #wanda maximov #wandavision #wanda maximoff #Wanda maximoff mom #heart to heart #spiderman #scarlet witch #peter parker #amazing spider man #major character death #major character injury #Losing everything #Someone to relate to #found family #Doctor strange into the multiverse #spiderman no way home

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[hamoodmood]

Give me back my love

#too real #real #im unloveable #a blog for the heartbroken #toxic relationship #relationships #relatable memes #girlblogging #girlblogger #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girly things #female hysteria #whisper girl #femcel #female manipulator #manic pixie dream girl #divine feminine #relationship #female rage #relatable #romanticism #just girly things #the feminine urge #yanderecore #yancore #unlovable #ultraviolence #mentally unstable #i need someone #abandonment issues

[soupjug]

i think i might of figured it out

#it’s because i think he’ll understand #i think he’ll get it and i haven’t had anyone who would before this #the last one was lying #but for some reason my brain think he’ll understand all my shit #and i’ve been needing that #someone to relate to #i want to know him so bad

[girlboss-apologist]

the thing about ncuti gatwa is that he is not only THE doctor but also THAT bitch

#doctor who #doctor who spoilers #(not really but i still tag it just in case someone doesnt want to see anything related to the new series prior to seeing it whatever #dw #ncuti gatwa #fifteenth doctor

[mayasaura]

I don't wanna further hijack that poor poll, but the thing about Harrow's schizophrenia is that it's canon. The author has confirmed it, and shared that it's based on her own experience.

It's a pretty obscure bit of canon, so of course there's no shame in not already knowing, but that's why I'm so obnoxiously persistent about letting people know.

Whatever else is up with Harrow, autism or cptsd or any number of likely headcanons, she is also schizophrenic. I feel like that's too important to be handwaved away as a difference of opinion.

#like of course not everyone knows I'm not the kind of asshole who gets mad about someone not having heard about an unrecorded con panel #not knowing is one thing #erasing or ignoring that aspect of her is something completely different #like yeah she's incredibly relateable in that way #and I know how comforting it can be to project your own dx onto someone and go 'wow shes just like me fr' #but I really feel like doing that re: Harrow's schizophrenia is a huge lost opportunity for growth #and I hate that the takeaway for so many people is 'Harrow is autistic' #and not 'oh cool didn't know autism and schizophrenia had so much overlap in experience' #relate to psychotic people without flinching challenge #anyway. tl;dr: #if you didn't already know then I have the coolest new fun fact about Harrow to share with you!! #if you do already know but have elicted to ignore it then a little bit fuck you actually #but I will ALWAYS assume someone didn't know before assuming they're being a dick #the locked tomb #harrow nonagesimus #harrowhark nonagesimus #harrow the ninth

[growing-home]

i feel like we don’t always talk about the smaller ways that having a dissociative disorder (and not being “out” about it) can really disable a person— i’m in a choir, and idk how to explain to the musical director that SOMETIMES i am a soprano and have no trouble hitting high notes while other times i feel like i physically cannot sing that high. or how sometimes my guitar feels like an extension of my body but sometimes i don’t even remember how i’m supposed to hold it properly. or in art therapy when i only sometimes have access to my adult level of artistic skill while sometimes i have the skill level of a five year old. my dissociative disorder very much disables me, and this is something i don’t see people talking about outside of the ways that PTSD disables those with dissociative disorders. what i mean is that sometimes i do not have the ability to do very basic tasks. dissociative disorders are developmental disorders, and i am very much developmentally disabled much of the time.

i don’t plan on ever being publicly out about my dissociative disorder in a non anonymous setting. i have a hard time even talking about my parts in therapy even to the clinician that diagnosed me with DID. it feels unbearably vulnerable and not safe to tell people about my parts. i feel like we’re seeing more and more people on tik tok start talking publicly about their DID, and while that may be very helpful for them, i honestly can’t imagine ever being fully out with it like that. keeping it secret is what has kept me safe, it is how i survived the last twenty years of my life. my experience with DID also does not line up with most of the DID content i’ve seen online— and i don’t mean this to invalidate those whose experiences are different than mine, it’s just that it can feel really lonely and isolating to have a dissociative disorder that doesn’t fit with the worlds preconceived image of what a dissociative disorder looks like. this is part of why i typically just say that i have dissociative disorder instead of DID.

tldr: dissociative disorders can really impair basic functioning and i feel like people forget that when they focus so much on the parts of DID that are more sensationalized in the media.

#i hope someone out there relates to this #DID #dissociative identity disorder #actually dissociative #dissociative disorder #dissociative disorders #did osdd #osdd #actually traumatized #did system #actually did #my words #mine

[ew-selfish-art]

Dp x Dc AU: Dani has a too many break-ups for Danny’s heart to handle as an older brother- So he gives her a criteria that her next boyfriend needs to fit for Danny to approve of their relationship. 

Dani was really excited about her new boyfriend. He was witty, and charming, knew how to sword fight and was absolutely stunning. He loved his family, was passionate about animals and social justice causes, and he was an artist! She had a thing for green eyes, and hey, he was actually super chill about them having flexible schedules to see each other (she had vigilante shit to do that she couldn’t explain)! It’s been going on for a few months and she’s honestly ready for him to meet Danny & Jazz but... 

The last time she was home it was for a broken heart and Danny was beside himself with worry over her. He made the guys recently deceased ancestors come forward to speak on his behalf and it was Mortifying- Danny was ready to throw down. And Dani had to admit, it was super sweet that her big brother cared so much. He’d happily given a shovel talk to each of her partners when she brought them home and he’d happily tried to bond with them and integrate into their lives. Danny always allowed her to make mistakes but respected her choices to only ever ask two questions when a new partner came into the picture: Do they make you happy? Do they treat you well? 

This last time he made a simple request, just could they please fit this one criteria? 

The thought comes to her unfortunately when she’s making out with her perfect match, her soul mate, this beautifully stabby man Damian Wayne, that she should bring up the deal breaker. Her brother gave her literally one request for her next partner, and by the ancients she didn’t want to disappoint Danny. 

Pulling away from her boyfriends kiss for just a moment, Dani quickly asks “Sorry, Sorry, it’s just...Have you ever died before?” 

Damian’s look of confusion and then concern grew on his normally collected face, which told her more than enough. 

“Okay great!” And she leaned back in, only to realize that he’s pulled back. 

“Would... Would you care to explain why you just asked me that?” Damian was doing his best to not jump to conclusions.

“Sorry, I just got in my head a bit about how you’re like, the light of my life and I want you to meet my family and then my brain wandered, before you did that thing with your teeth, to the fact that my brother kind of requested... um, well, he just asked that my next partner be, uh, don’t freak out if this sounds weird, but uh, be dead.” 

“He...He wants your partner to be dead.” 

“Well, Dead adjacent is perfectly normal in my family! It’s not like a whole thing! You’ve died before, so he’ll absolutely love you! And he’ll love you even more because you love me!” She smiles as brilliantly as the stars.

Damian isn’t sure for a second, but eventually asks: “Your family is ‘dead adjacent’ and you want me to meet them?” to which she happily confirms. 

“Do you... Wish to know how I-” Damian begins but she cuts him off “No! Never, I would never ask that of you. He won’t ask either! He actually has a better vision for these things so it probably won’t even come up! How does next Tuesday work?” 

“That should be fine, however, well...On the subject of family expectations ... Is it even possible that you might be a vigilante?” Damian’s worries melt away when his girlfriend smiles and lunges forward to kiss him. 

Families could have such weird expectations, you know? 

#Dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dani phantom #damian wayne #serious chaos #lmao dannys actual words were 'could you please just date someone i can relate to for once?' #dani interpreted that as meaning dead/undead #she's honestly not wrong for thinking that tho cause he's only ever tried to set her up on blind dates with other ghosts #Danny is a good big brother to her and i believe this to my dying breath #damian is so sure that shes a vigilante but has never dared to cross that line and ask #damian is like 'she can knock me on my ass she is clearly the perfect woman'

[wolfythewitch]

The birds have learned to parkour I have taken away their tostitos jar

#also someone recommended i make a tag for them #so if you have any funny roman puns related to chickens let me know