hello, my loves. today, i bring to you something ridiculous.
this is me rn:
i have been here for seven months. what are you guys doing. and why. are you all okay (obviously you're not, dumb of me to ask)
well. now that we have reached this milestone (twice *sob* what the fuck), i am obviously supposed to do a celebration. now, those of you who were my mutuals before i deactivated know that i suck at celebrations and answering the asks that follow. but. but. not this time. your girl has grown up now. she's mAtuRe and siNcEre now that'safuckinglie
thank you. you're all so precious. pieces of my heart literally rest with you guys. i love you all. please go to therapy.
i'm just taking stuff from my previous celebrations and stealing a couple from my mutuals because i'm terrible at this shit no one expect originality from me <3 so. send me any of the following
cym
give me a character/your favorite ship and i'll make a mini playlist for them (mini being the keyword no one come at me when there's like 7 songs in the playlist)
book recs (i'll either give you books i have read or ones that i've heard good stuff about from my mutuals. or from my tbr)
give me a character and i'll make a moodboard for them (or i can make one for you. your wish)
song dedications (this will be based on yall's vibes i hope you know that)
i'll make you a certificate for a random endearing thing about you (hi jes i'm stealing this from you i love you)
honestly just ask me anything i love it when you guys are nosy
also. er. the song dedications and certificates are for close mutuals only. and my fandoms are in my pinned post. bye.
oh no now comes the bad part. i have to tag people *shudders*
@iambecomeyourvillain @papercutsofawriter @jainankiem @marrymewadsworth @green-briar @anxkinskywalkergf @wtfrroch @havingacokewithu @noromeo @kazoo-the-demjin @pluvialhearts @pasoorigf @juxtaglomerularapparatus @for-you-i-would-fall-from-grace @im-someone-i-guess @twelve-kinds-of-trouble @duartesgem @max-julyfield @anotherteenageroninternet @delightfullyterrible @literallytypogod @la-lune-chaotique @gopikanyari @o-rion-sta-r
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it
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btw! I was made aware that many people don't know that we're boycotting Eurovision this year, so.
we are boycotting Eurovision, as per BDS guidelines.
don't watch the stream, don't engage with the videos, don't post it about it on social media using hashtags that are going to trend. whatever you're getting from the show isn't worth it
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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way
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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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