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h0bg0blin-meat · 11 months

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"What did I ever do to you?"

*TW: Mild self-harming tendencies*

*After the return of Dionysus from the East*

Dionysus: *storming into Hera's chambers, leading the doors to fly open* WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

Hera: *braiding her hair, looking at the mirror, barely acknowledging her nephew's presence* What do you mean?

Dionysus: I ASKED, WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?

Hera: *tying a ribbon to make the braid stay in place* Nothing. Why do you ask?

Dionysus:

Dionysus: *scoffs* It's because of my mother isn't it?

Hera: *pretends to keep knotting the ribbon*

Dionysus: As if any of that was my fault anyway!

Hera: *her calm demeanor begins to fade*

Dionysus: I WASN'T EVEN BORN!

Hera: *stands up and faces him with a stern tone* But you are her child!

Dionysus: AND THAT'S MY FAULT?? DO WE GET TO DECIDE WHO WE'RE BORN TO NOW? THAT'S SOME NEWS TO ME TO BE HONEST!

Hera: You were born from an illicit affair. You are an illegitimate child. A-

Dionysus: -mistake. *nods with teary eyes* Is that what you were gonna say?

Hera:

Hera: No. I-

Dionysus: Save it. *sniffles* I just didn't know the fault of an illegitimate affair even lied in the hands of an unborn child.

Hera:

Dionysus: But you know what?

Dionysus: I can never bring myself to hate you. *a teardrop rolls down his left eye* Because I always adored you. You were the the last person I expected to plot against me.

Hera:

Dionysus: I knew you were always aloof with me, distant, and I kept thinking why that is. What I ever did to you to deserve such treatment. But I thought, well, everyone has their least favorite person, and maybe that was me. And that one day, you will grow out of this and love me. Someday. And I was willing to wait and bet my life on it.

Hera: *her sternness now begins to fade, and her face grows soft. Her lips start shaking*

Dionysus: *sniffles and another teardrop falls from his right eye* But I never thought THIS was how much you hated me. That you'd go this far to have me killed.

*Hera barely realizes that her eyes are getting teary as well now. She wants to speak but something is holding her back*

Dionysus: I'm sorry.

Hera:

Dionysus: A hundred times, I'm sorry for what my mother did. I'm sorry for what Father- sorry... I mean Zeus did I...... *breaks down on the floor* I'm sorry.

*Hera looks down to see his nephew, now knelt on the ground, sobbing uncontrollably. Now it is her turn to shed a teardrop from her eye. She wants to go near him, but isn't sure to do what, exactly. Does she want to hug him and tell him it wasn't his fault? Or does she want to reassure him that he is as much guilty as Semele? She isn't sure. So she just stands where she is, watching as Dionysus stands back up, rubs his face with his hands, sniffles a bit, and tries to come back to his calm composure.*

Dionysus: *sighs heavily* Sometimes I just wished I never came back. Wished Styx would just....... drown me or something.

Hera:

Dionysus: Would've been enough to cheer you up, no?

Hera: *lets out a constrained sigh and looks away from Dionysus*

Dionysus: *nods* Thought so. *bows down to her and leaves, closing the chamber doors behind him, while Hera watches him do so.*

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yoshidatommy · 5 months

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Why Jason is Jotaro Kujo from JJBA Part 3:

1)same initials (J.K.)

2)both always wear caps

3)both are "jerk with a heart of gold" type

4)in both cases they fight with and then befriend (🌞🌞🌞) a nicer guy in green

5)also both deal with vampires

#house of ashes #jason kolchek #i'm just shitposting #so don't take this seriously #Bonus: if the headcanon about Joe from “Man of Medan” being Jason's grandfather is true it also means having grandpas named Joseph

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beheamothscreamoth · 2 years

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YTTD X Reader Excerpt ((Y/n) Meets Keiji)

I'm still in the process of writing everything, so this excerpt may be a bit different when I publish the fanfiction! But I had to share this, asdfghj- It's an extract when (Y/n) meets Keiji!

(Y/n) examined the blonde man. He was tall and wore a grey button-up shirt that revealed a bit of his collarbone. Over his shirt, he wore a simple dark vest. The man’s face had prominent bags under his grey eyes, making (Y/n) press her lips together in sympathy. Poor guy wasn’t getting enough sleep - if he did, then that would make him a bit more handsome. Aside from his eyebags, the other thing that stood out to (Y/n) was his muscular arms. She was a fan of those arms.

“I like your arms,” (Y/n) said.

“Thank you,” the man replied.

#Scream's Writing Updates #yttd #yttd x reader #yttd keiji #yttd fanfic #yttd fanfiction #your turn to die #keiji shinogi #this is just beta dialogue #so don't take this seriously #I just though that this was funny to share jbvmvch-

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roninkairi · 1 year

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You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

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menlove · 3 months

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the problem w modern sci fi is there's no camp. would you ever see a man dressed like this in 2024 star trek? no

a woman dressed like this?

what about these guys?

what about this crime?

meanwhile modern trek just looks like this

WHERE is the cunt! the camp! the garish colors!

#I have so many thoughts abt this and not just w costuming like #modern shows take themselves sooooo seriously and don't let themselves have enough fun #which is very sad

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liauditore · 13 days

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do you guys ever think about that time she said her backstory was that she was only partially zombiefied and was fully conscious mentally while she ate and killed her family. and that she was a princess. i do alot.

#hermitaday #zombiecleo fanart #zombiecleo #hermitcraft fanart #hermitblr #my art #cw cannibalism #cannibalism #no but seriously. i know it was her wow character lore but what a fucked up concept for a sensation that is #being in like. cutscene mode watching yourself murder your family. jesus christ man #no wonder she's so messed up like. wow #please take this as an apology after my unhinged ramble post the other day on my sideblog abt why i wanted to put cleo in a shredder #i still do btw. i don't take back anything i said but like. sorry. you're cool cleo

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silver-horse · 2 months

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nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha

#I'm just fooling around... don't take this seriously etc. etc. disclaimers 😅 but so many of you are swifties lmao #my post #my posts #funny #text post #meme #textposts #anti taylor swift #1k #taylor swift

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theabigailthorn · 16 days

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British producers be like: THEM: "We love this! Let us put our heads together and get back to you early next week!" SIX MONTHS LATER UNPAID INTERN FOR THAT COMPANY: "Everyone you spoke to has been sacked, we hate you fuck off."

American producers be like:

THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON YOU'VE EVER MET: Hey kiddo do you wanna meet The Rock? Do you wanna meet Margot Robbie? Do you want to fuck my wife? I can't give you a job but gosh darn it you've got moxxy, let me put you in touch with Doug Bigcheese, the biggest producer in Hollywood! DOUG BIGCHEESE, EMAILING YOU BACK WITHIN 20 MINUTES: Hey kiddo, that guy said you're awesome! Lemme ask round town and in the meantime you can live in my house borrow my car and by the way have you met my wife?!