#please be aware this is a joke

[roninkairi]

You can only reblog this today.*

*PLEASE READ THE TAGS

#adventure time #finn the human #if you are reading this #please be aware this is a joke #this was a random thing tound on Facebook #and no finn really didn't say that #so go ahead and reblog it #just don't take it seriously #some of the people who reblogged this overreacted #so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it #like seriously #chill out dudes #maybe eat a taco or two #tacos are life #so are burritos #ok this is running its course #david zaslav can suck it #i just felt like adding that because he is a douche

[live-from-flaturn]

American Television after 5 years of pushing for queer representation: I hope you wanted unnecessary drama, angst with a maybe resolution, and three unfulfilling seasons of questionably written flirtation. And that all comes before anything is half-confirmed with a singular lukewarm kissing scene between two conventionally attractive, white bisexual women!

Thai Television .3 seconds after they figured out queer content is marketable: Did you want something kinky, soft, or stupid? Did you want cat ears? We’ve got cat ears! We’ve got safe/sane/consensual OR off-the-charts bad etiquette BDSM. We’ve got college students out the ass! As long as they’re an engineer or architect, choose your flavor. Do you want an age gap or classmates? Something for adults? Teens? Everyone was childhood besties, how about that??? This is a short order restaurant and I will flip you some gays like they’re hotcakes, just tell me what you want.

#yes i am aware that this simplifies a lot of larger cultural and sociopolitical issues #yes i am aware that gay marriage is legal here and not in thailand #yes this is a joke please do not come for my very short wig #i am so tired #anyway #thai bl #american tv #teen wolf i'm looking at you #also supernatural #and the 100 #jesus christ in heat there's so many examples #too many #kinnporsche #love in the air bl #lita the series #kpts #bad buddy #bed friend #meow ears up #between us #uwma the series #between us the series

[demi-pixellated]

Your gonna break your pop's heart there, lass

#Final Fantasy XVI #FFXVI #Cidolfus Telamon #Cid Telamon #Midadol Telamon #Mid Telamon #Fanart #MSPaint Draw #I am only peripherally aware of what oppenheimer is about so maybe Mid wouldn't want to go see it but i couldn't resist the joke XD #i just heard the clip of ralph ineson doing the “one ticket for barbie please” and was struck with a vision

[labyrynth]

in the spirit of pettiness statistics, i wanted to make my own version of that biased poll from the other day so that we can have OUR OWN completely inconclusive results!

Please consider reblogging, since lots of people don’t check main/character tags!

#jin guangyao #mo xuanyu #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs talk #jgy tag #*whispers* there is a right answer #i’m joking #…half joking #but seriously please do reblog! #modified slightly to include more options #and because i have no idea what ‘harassment with/without intention’ is supposed to mean #when it comes to harassment intention doesn’t matter #anyway #i am 100% aware that these results mean nothing in terms of the wider fandom #i’m just petty <3 #and yknow i wouldn’t mind getting some discussion going #i’m kinda on the fence abt tagging cql or not bc i’m specifically asking abt novel canon #i probably shouldn’t

[neim-batteries-not-included]

It’s asexual awareness week!!! I present the most aware asexual!!!

(Possible eyestrain and trypophobia, vague spoilers for tma under the cut)

That is not his cardigan. You can decide whose it is, but it’s. It’s not his.

(Click for better quality)

#god this took a while. But I’m pleased with it I think #tma #the magnus archives #jonathon sims #ok I’m listening to mag 195 rn it’s uh. I live in constant fear? /pos #but equally I’m incredibly gay about this man so. so it’s fine I definitely haven’t cried twice today over tma /pos #god if I start posting tma like I did skug I’m gon have to make another side blog #I spent like 5 hours on this for a very silly joke and I’m. I’m not sorry. /hj #art #artist on tumblr #neim actually does some actual art!! wow!!!!! #will do some actual worldbuilding posts soon I promise. so sorry if you follow me for that fhfhfhfhfh #asexual awareness week #asexual #I love this man. as an ace I platonically crush on him so hard #we love good ace rep in this household #tma spoilers #eyestrain #maybe???????? just in case #trypophobia tw #again. just in case

[daisydood]

dutch after sean gets shot in the face, jack is actively missing, and they just burnt an entire mansion down: god it would be so funny if i pointed a gun at arthur jokingly rn

#im aware its foreshadowing but dutch please #they were SO wanted atp like dutch that is not a funny joke to make oh my OGd #i need to stop doing these type of posts #the “character after whatever: haha words!!” #but i just have so many of them #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #dc speaks!! #dutch van der linde #arthur morgan

[mosswoss]

PSA for new/younger Undertale fans!

TLDR: Be critical of the content you consume, especially when it pertains to abuse.

I've been noticing a bunch of new faces in the fandom!! I'm super excited to see the fandom revitalized and y'alls new ideas!

However, there's a few things to keep in mind to stay safe (looking at you minors)

While it's not as popular nowadays, when you go through old content, you're gonna stumble across Frans content

For those who aren’t familliar with the term, Frans is the ship name for Frisk/Sans. We could get into the whole debate about the ethics of aging up character and adult/minor pairings, however I'm tired and don't want to

If you want to learn more about that topic, I'd recommend the angry victim’s essay on their experiences as a kid in fandom. Link. TW for pedophilia, S/A, self harm, incest, and general grossness towards kids

Anyways, the issue isnt that a lot of Frans content features unhealthy dynamics and abuse. That’s all fine and dandy, a lot of people process their trauma through fiction. However, frequently in these comics, fics, art, etc, the abuse is framed as romantic and healthy, which isnt super great for people actually in these situations.

Dating someone who’s obsessive, twice your age, and violent isn’t romantic. It’s abuse. When it’s not properly framed or given in the context of being wrong in the real world, people (especially kids) are going to be more vulnerable to being taken advantage of by predators.

If the media you’re consuming is telling you that the unhealthy relationships you’re in are romantic, its gonna be more difficult to escape.

My goal isnt to send a bunch of hate to Frans creators, or acuse them of grooming. I just want young fans to be aware of the real-world dangers of these dynamics.

#frans #frisk x sans #undertale #psa #discourse #i think? #ramblings of a former frans shipper #I'm not joking about the real world stuff #i talked to so many creeps as a kid cause the stuff i watched made it seem romantic #please don't harrass people though #block and move on #uhh #tw pedophila mention #tw abuse #please please be critical and aware of the content you consume #there are so many creeps online that'll take advantage of people who don't know better #anyways #psa over

[the-meme-monarch]

ohh my god who reblogged the fucking half life portal "i should have applied to x/at least it's not mann co" and got it circulating again i'm gonna kill you

#JOKE. BUT ARE YOU AWARE OF THE NIGHTMARE YOU REAWOKE FOR ME. #I KNOW CHELL DIDNT APPLY TO APERTURE. I KNEW THIS WHEN I DREW IT. I HAD TO LIE TO MAKE THE JOKE WORK. PLEASE FUCKING BELIEVE ME #words from the monarch

[officialralsei]

hey ralsei! everyone these days is looking for a valentines card of rouxls! do you happen to know the whereabouts?

Ah! Thou referrest to mine Secrete Puzzle? Feareth Notte, brave Inquirerer-er.... it has been hiddenst for a purpose! For I haveth been Hardst at Worke solvingeth it....

Thise is thoun Verye Definitelyeth Official Not Parodye Valentine's Kaard!!!!!!!! Solve it... if thou Darest.....

#valentinest daye #<- NOT SERIOUS. NOT SERIOUS. PLEASE BE AWARE THIS IS A JOKE AND A JOKE ONLY

[samglyph]

I interact with a lot of people who don’t have anxiety and related disorders on a day to day basis and I know the joke is that hearing “you’re being insane” when you start going down a rabbit hole can help snap you out of it but I’m gonna be honest. Some of the people that don’t have crippling anxiety or obsessions or intrusive thoughts etc. Are pretty weird.

#they’ll just? do things? without caring about or considering the possible negative outcomes???? #you see a weapon and don’t immediately consider all the ways you could use it or it could be used against you? #idk man seems like IM more aware then you #these are jokes please don’t take this post seriously I just had kind of a funny conversation with a coworker the other day

[shepardsherd]

If any of you ask me to listen to a Taylor Swift or Beyonce song, you're getting shot on sight

#please be aware im joking

[huldrabitch]

"I'm built like a nuclear silo‼️"

"Big tree fall hard, Frank. Never forget that😌"

#One upping about hypothetical sex I love these basement boys so much #The most threatening flirt??? God they're so fucking funny #Episode 432 #The basement yard #Frank Alvarez #Joe Santagato #Please I'm very aware they're joking but this is as funny as it is low-key hot to me

[schizopositivity]

when will people stop making schizophrenia/psychosis jokes? i want a time and date so i can avoid all media until then

#yesterday i accidentally came across a 'forgot to take my schizophrenia medicine' joke #and people misusing the wors psychotic #like please can we get a break? can we get some basic understanding? #mental illness #nd #schizophrenia #schizophrenic #neurodivergent #psychosis #actuallyschizophrenic #mental health awareness

[sky-fire-forever]

I just realized that Ed and Stede are just each other's manic pixie dream boys.

Impulsive, have interests that the people around them don't, commitment issues, do wild and dangerous things together.

#please note that i am making a joke #and that i am aware of the actual misogyny the term is used as a critism for #ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #edward teach #stede bonnet #queue-no steel

[haunted-catboy]

“oh I HC [white guy du jour] as italian-american” okay why is he so well-adjusted in your fic, then? Why is he mentally Normal? Is it because you want him to cook?

#This is a hj (half-joke) (handjob) #I am half-jesting. #“hi my name is blorbo I make-a da pasta & have no need-a for therapy” #I am AWARE there are normal Italians but please understand where I’m coming from here. Extremely gendered divisions of labor.

[sherbetyy]

absolutely disgusting that when i was flipping through news channels, i was seeing Fox News was actively making jokes about palestine, and making fun of the protesters and their stories and protest signs. i’m used to seeing people disagreeing with palestine, but they were straight up making a mockery and a joke about the whole thing going on like it’s not even happening. this is ridiculous and we should not stand for it. fuck Fox News.

#it’s not new to see them being as idiotic as they always were but this is crazy stupid. #how can you be this insensitive?? #and of course OF COURSE it was greg gutfeld doing this. #he pretty much has an entire show on the news channel where he actively pokes fun at serious issues and makes just generally unfunny jokes #it’s like hell in a tv #anyway. palestine was taken off trending again so please spread awareness as much as you can. this will not be just a trend #free palestine #palestine #☎️