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Happy belated Songkran! #songkranfest2024

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Happy belated Songkran! #songkranfest2024

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I never thought I'd see Bom and Tar together again but here I am, eagerly awaiting what's basically a BL-themed ad.

You Make My Day will be released starting 5 May on youtube. Maybe by then I've found out what they're actually advertising for. Ice cream? Cute cutter knives on a string?

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tw (mostly mild) depictions of violence and blood, bc it's involves vampires, also major spoilers for a fic im working on rn

so

i may or may not have a vampire kimchay fic idea

except the execution of it is going to have me combusting into flames??

anyways, thoughts about kim finding an annoying baby bat in the forest. he wants to ignore it, but he can't. so fine, he takes it in.

except...

kim definitely doesn't know how to care for a feral bat.

anyways! cue sweet/fluffy/bat-and-vampire shenanigans! like babybat so sated with blood that he becomes a little drunk, or at least the bat-version of drunk. babybat who flies into the window trying to escape because he's not good at echolocatio. babybat who sneaks into kim's closets to bite holes in every single one of his silk shirts.

vampire!kim somehow being whipped af for this cute but annoying little shit that he's somehow adopted. feeds him blood pudding and gives him many head scritches. shows him his red string murder board and rambles about his murder plans and all. vampire!kim who started off detesting or tolerating this pest at best but unable to imagine starting a day without the weight of babybat curled up on his chest.

then the murder plan happens. kim wants korn (his father/sire) dead, bc who doesn't, and he sneaks in to "kill" him.

he's gone in, wooden stake and holy water and all.

he goes bat-shit crazy. bodies of full-sized vampires drop to the floor around them as kim works with ruthless efficiency. he's memorised the techniques of his father's men and their weaknesses. he's dreamed about this for centuries. and it's pays off.

and then enters korn.

korn was always going to be the issue.

kim had no plans of returning alive - he knows to end lorn by all means necessary even if it means his own life - but korn has gotten more powerful. sire bonds are difficult to break, and even if kim has been diluting the bond and doing his absolute best to weaken their link, korn still has kim in an iron grip.

(if you'd read my phayurain vampire fic, there's this thing about sires being able to control their fledglings because of a bond they share when a vampire (sire) turns someone into a vampire (their fledgling). )

anyways.

when suddenly a weight in his pocket starts to stir. it's the little shit, the bat. and kim's all panicked because little shit is small and harmless and now barely the size of half his palm? like, kim's on his knees and has his hands shaking with effort not to plunge the stake into his own chest, by the command of korn.

it takes just a second, but bat flutters out of kim's pocket. bat, with all the rage that a bat can muster, swings himself right on korn's face and digs his fangs into korn's eyes. the eyes are part of what maintains the sire-control that korn has over kim, and kim is able to use that split second to drive the stake into korn's heart.

the moment that korn falters, falling to the ground with a thud, is the moment that the bat drops to the floor.

kim thinks like yeah, fuck, that must've taken a lot out of this poor baby bat, and god that fall looked bad, when all of a sudden the bat is expanding. almost like his bones are breaking (and kim winces because that sounds anguishing) and reforming and he keeps growing bigger and bigger and bigger until kim realised that this was no bat.

this was a vampire, trapped in the form of a bat.

this is his fledgling, his fledgling who was supposed to have died.

chay.

yeah anyways!! fun little story that i'm working on rn!! lmk what you think/want to see, if you got to the end of this! !

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ฉันนี่แหละท่านขุนที่สวยที่สุด - I’m The Most Beautiful Count

#nut did a full 360 character-wise and THAT'S acting baybee #also the fucking costumes already have me ripping pillows apart with my teeth

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Congrats to us crazy kids on getting the wildest sequel of all time. Yee Haw, Pit Babe 2.

Did anyone else have Lykke Li stuck in their head for the last few episodes of Pit Babe or was it just me?

#omegaverse tw #pit babe #pit babe 2 #pit babe edit #pit babe the series #bl shitposting #video edit #video tw

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No rlly bl is like the best genre ever cuz where else r u gonna see “you like being the top too?” *thunder strikes* *beethoven’s symphony no. 5 plays*

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GODDESS BLESS YOU FROM DEATH (2024-ish)

#goddess bless you from death #gore tw #blood tw

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They cast were emotional and crying and basically said they had a meeting with the author and discussed what each character would be now. And they got the green light to proceed foward!!! They didn't expect pitbabe to gain as much popularity and attention that it got and so they are like still fathoming it all that this is real ITS REAL OMG IT'S REAL IM IM SO SO HAPPY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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via pathirunrit @ instagram | 24042024

#this bitch reads fic for sure #birdkim lookin ass

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a leetol chicken

#RETURN OF THE COTTON CANDY CHICKEN BREAST #a true satur monstrosity #a disasterpiece of fashion #beige nightmare

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he's serving Professor Porter. yasssssss.

go off you funky little researcher!!!!i

#jeff satur #this is a shitpost I promise #jeff satur shitpost #tarzan 1999 #jeff satur meme #sorry dude but if you'd stop dressing like a fuckin safari guide #i wouldn't have to roast you like a fair trade coffee bean #it's been a minute I missed this #my usual jeff satur roast content returneth

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“Hey, P’Kim?”

“Hmm?”

“Would you still love me if I was a worm?”

Chay makes his eyes all big and wide and soft as he asks, looking up at Kim through his lashes, cute as can be. Kim is so startled by the question that he strikes a false chord and winces at the way it rings out. 

“... Yes?” 

Chay snickers at the hesitation in his voice. Except then Kim’s eyes narrow at him, and his lips purse, and his eyes get all intense the way they do when he appraises something like a new guitar or a knife. 

“Actually…”

“I don’t think I like where this is going.” Chay tries to draw his legs back from where he’s got his toes tucked under Kim’s thighs—it’s an annoying habit, but he knows Kim loves it because he never pushes them away—and Kim doesn’t let him. His hand darts out to catch Chay’s ankle and sleep him trapped on the couch. 

“Not a worm, but if you were a little caterpillar?” Kim smiles, grazing his nails up Chay’s calf, slowly, tap-tap-tapping away like the legs of a bug. “Worms are slimy and weird but caterpillars are cute, like you.”

“Did you just compare me to a caterpillar?”

“A cute one. And you’re the one that wants to be a worm, anyway.”

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this is so creative.. petition your change top bottom question in bl to lamb tiger

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#jeff 'when i sing to me i touch myself' satur