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Me: makes plans

My sleep schedule:

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It's 4am. I've been trying to sleep for hours. Send help

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YOUR TAGS. BEST ANSWER

You've found yourself in a dungeon-crawler game/experience.

On the walls there is a message written in blood: "Abandon ye hope, you got no balls."

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I haven't played Hades since 2022, booted it up and got all the way to the Bone Hydra in 1 run

#hades #hades game

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Thinking about something

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Anyone else getting xrated porn fic getting blazed to them??

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Okay so, you remember last week or the week before, I started those flash fiction things and never finished them? Well I plan to, later today (it's almost 1am) go to a cafe or a library and just work on small fics to get some writing for the blog.

I feel like I'll be more focused now since my urge to play Pokemon has died down after almost 3 weeks xD

I was actually in the middle of a flash fic so I'll finish that one.

The Flash Fiction fics of mine are called "Trauma Dumplings"

I'll let ya'll who are interested, know when I'm gonna upload 1!

@dyrewrites @insidedamienshead @radiozilla @lordkingsmith @thebejeweledwatercat

#ash shepard other wips

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Turns out, Jonathan was from a show called Married At First Sight Australia

So I was feeding my cats, when my mum half asleep said "give them milk" so I looked for the kitten milk, we don't have any.

My mum then proceeds to say "I told Jonathan we needed milk!"

There is NOBODY in our family named Jonathan.

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Update: Mum just fully woke up, I retold this to her and she looked confused as fuck like "WHO THE HELL IS JONATHAN?" bitch I'd like to fucking know xD

So I was feeding my cats, when my mum half asleep said "give them milk" so I looked for the kitten milk, we don't have any.

My mum then proceeds to say "I told Jonathan we needed milk!"

There is NOBODY in our family named Jonathan.

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So I was feeding my cats, when my mum half asleep said "give them milk" so I looked for the kitten milk, we don't have any.

My mum then proceeds to say "I told Jonathan we needed milk!"

There is NOBODY in our family named Jonathan.

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3 sections of this Cow Diamond Painting tonight! Happy with my progress

#diamond painting accessories #diamond painting kits #diamond painting kit #diamond painting #diamond art #ash shepard creates

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This dude on Facebook sent me a friend request, he apparently lives not far from me, but his Facebook profile only has 2 people on it and he's following me like I'm a fucking celebrity. I don't know if he's a bot or a 50 year old man wanting to bang

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The balls on men to approach women they don't know to hit on them... like who the fuck told them that's okay

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Finished!!

#diamond painting accessories #diamond painting kits #diamond painting kit #diamond painting #diamond art #ash shepard creates

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So close to finishing this. Gonna take an hour break then start another section

#diamond painting accessories #diamond painting kit #diamond painting kits #diamond painting #diamond art #ash shepard creates

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@amitykinz I don't know xD

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Bro I just had a dream Elmo fought Voldemort??? HELLO???