#shitposter speaks

[corrie-zodori]

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

#Zodori speaks #shitpost #Yet true

[brewerssupplies]

I think a funny thing to do would be to just have baseball in your fantasy setting. Completely unchanged if you'd like.

#ad speaks #worldbuilding #shitpost #baseball

[femininomen0n]

PRAYING that barbie sweeps the oscars not because i have anything against oppenheimer but because one of the few joys in life is seeing film bros melt down when movies primarily made for women are lauded as serious and important works

#i need it to get the recognition it deserves #barbie (2023) #talia speaks #** #barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie movie #the barbie movie #text post #humor #shitposting #1k #5k #10k #15k

[reimidy]

whoa i'm bisexual i didn't know that

#sonic x shadow generations #sonic the hedgehog #my art #sth #classic sonic #shadow the hedgehog #shadow #sonadow #shitpost #comic #artists on tumblr #digital art #mine #the first and only time classic sonic speaks

[matthewonart]

Godzilla: makes the migration up from the depths to punish man's hubris

Pressure-sensitive Deep Sea Fish being dragged along:

#Matt Speaks #shitpost #spoilers #kaiju #Godzilla #Godzilla Minus One

[c0l0re]

Outta my way gayboy, I'm bouta become another goddamn mystery

#tma #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #jonathan sims #colore speaks

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

#the organ donor vers is one of my favorite things ever so. #this meme has a bibliography! #see: the organ donor version #and see: poorly drawn mdzs' tummy hurts comic #mdzs #lmao #i speak #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of diabolism #cql #the untamed #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #mdzs meme #mdzs shitpost

[striveattemptfail]

had a conversation about my adhd recently then went to make this lmao

#jercy speaks #actual blogging #meme #memes #shitpost #.god idk how to tag this i just needed to share it lol #adhd #actually adhd #kung-fu panda #.sure i'll tag those lmao #.also i'm sure someone's made this exact joke already i just can't find it so i made it myself ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[sparring-spirals]

i know its partly the nature of critical role as a whole changing for this third campaign, but its SO funny to me that "Dont Trust Anyone Not Even Yourself" Paranoid Chucklefucks The Mighty Nein were showered in kind and helpful guest PC's and ended up So Good at the Magic Of Friendship (threatening). While Bell's Hells of "time for therapy!!!!" "do you think they'll be our friend" "what the fuck is up with that game time!!" have wound up with a like. 40% hit rate for villains in their close friends. like this is a MASSIVE oversimplification and it makes sense but its mostly very funny to me. rip to early campaign m9 you would have loved all of your paranoid instincts constantly paying off in the worst way

#im writing this post very fast because i have to pop back out soon no one wring my neck over innacuracies #this is a mass oversimplification i know #critical role #cr spoilers #c3e63 #cr liveblogging #bell's hells #the mighty nein #party comparison post #shitpost #spar speaks

[brewerssupplies]

In relation to the fireworks wizard post and the Lord of the Rings part comp. The party composition for The Hobbit is just as crazy if not more.

It goes

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Dwarf fighter

Halfling rogue

And occasionally that same fucking aasimar wizard.

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #d&d #dungeons & dragons #5e #ad speaks #meme #shitpost #the hobbit #lotr #lord of the rings #hobbit #dwarf

[sentientsky]

The Quite Nice and Fairly Accurate Good Omens Script Book Depiction of Gay Yearning by Neil Gaiman

#he's just like me fr #like if my ex-bsf had turned to 19 year old me like “go fight satan or i'm never speaking to u again” #u can bet your ass i would've gone “yes ma'am” and hauled myself up off the ground and towards certain death #eugh 19 year old me was a mess #like the physical embodiment of phoebe's bridge in moon song (you know the one. the dog one. the “oh and now im crying” lyric. yeah.) #crowley #aziraphale #david tennant #gomens 2 #michael sheen #aziracrow #go2 #good omens 2 #gomens #good omens script book #good omens #queer #gay yearning #gay longing #good omens shitpost #shitpost

[l3viat8an]

MC: You...seem like a person whose brain doesn't react to women.

Mephisto:……

Mephisto: Are you saying that there is something wrong with my pituitary gland?

MC: Not exactly…

#mc’s trying to call Mephistopheles gay but he only speaks posh bitch lmaoo #and when this posts that’s the end of Levi’s b-day queue XD #surprise it’s queue! #obey me! #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me mephistopheles #obey me Mephisto #obey me mc #om! mephistopheles #om! Mephisto #om! mc #om! incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #ro’s dumb stuff tag!

[willgraham-manwhore]

#with will looking like that I'd spout some stream of consciousness shit like that too #hannibal shitpost #hannibal speak your mind its okay this is a safe space #hannigram #murder husbands #hannibal #nbc hannibal

[supervisionx]

john kramer could have had enough money to cure cancer if he sold the reverse bear trap as bondage gear instead of using it as a torture device

#saw franchise #sawposting #saw movies #saw 2004 #john kramer #reverse bear trap #shitpost #speaking my truth

[c0l0re]

I can't help but find it kind of hilarious that the entire TMA fandom (myself included) collectively decided that Jon is actually the most beautiful person to ever walk the earth, meanwhile every vague description we get of them in the podcast is just hammering home what a Fucking Wreck they are

#tma #the magnus archives #jonathan sims #tma shitpost #colore speaks #unfortunately for jonny writerman sims Fucking Wrecks are exactly my type so this actually just made jon hotter in my mind #and this is coming from an asexual #jon is gorgeous i dont make the rules

[average-hua-cheng-fan]

my copy of book 7 arrived :3

#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hob #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #tgcf meme #tgcf shitpost #lmao #i speak