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#ronarry incorrect quotes
urstarlitharlot · 2 months
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ron would peel harry an orange btw
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punkharryp0tt3r · 4 months
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Some random day at Hogwarts in the Boys dormitories
Harry, casually folding up his clothes while Ron changes his clothes: *humming peacefully*
Ron: *taking his shirt off, revealing abs that had definitely NOT been there last year*
Harry, staring, red faced: …
Ron: what?
Later that evening
Harry, face buried into a pillow in the Gryffindor common room, blushing: *has been very flustered and has been ranting to Hermione for a hot minute*I mean- since when did he have abs?!
Hermione, reading her book: *trying not to laugh, silently nodding* mhm..
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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months
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ron: on a scale from one to ten, how bad of an idea do you think it would be if we got married?
harry: off the charts. lets do it.
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simsim54 · 2 months
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Ron: I didn't understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Ron: *picks Harry up* Ron: I've only befriended Harry for the duration of a train ride. Ron: But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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alien-slushie · 5 months
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Ron, just got pranked by the twins: Just Shut Up! I'm going to kill the nex f*cking person I see, I swear to Merlin-!
Harry, just arriving at the Burrow: Ron! Hi I'm so happy to see you! ♡
Ron:..
Fred and George: *laughing their butts off in the background*
Ron, in a soft voice: Hi, oh my gosh, what's going on?
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ronsharry · 20 days
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harry: soo. . . what’s your type?
ron: cute, green eyes, black hair, oblivious, sarcastic, funny…
harry: that kinda sounds like me, too bad im not a girl.
ron: did i mention oblivious?
harry: yeah?
ron: okay, just making sure.
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Daily Reminder That ronald billius weasely was both the main guy and the main girl's true love. Canonically
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highhincalifornia · 10 months
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Hinny five years into their marriage
Harry: Oh merlin.
Ginny: What?
Harry: I had a crush on Malfoy...
Ginny: Yeah?
Harry: You don't sound surprised.
Ginny: Oh you're just realising this
Harry: What do you mean I'm just realising it?
Ginny: Um.. I thought that's how you figured out you were into guys
Harry: Huh?
Ginny: I-It's not? Damn I thought we had the Druna Bisexual Awakening Solidarity going on
Harry: The what?
Ginny: Well Druna was my bi awakening, so I thought it was yours too.. bc for me if was Luna for you it was Draco
Harry: No.. no. I didn't really realise until I had to save Ron from the lake during fourth year
Ginny: Um.. so you really didn't know?
Harry: No?!
Ginny: How are you the last to find out about this?
Harry: What do you mean?
Ginny: Draco knows, Hermione knows
Harry: They do?!
Ginny: Yeah...
Harry:
Ginny: If it's any consolation, Ron probably doesn't know.
Harry:
Ginny: Yeah I didn't think so
Harry: Wow...
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Harry: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Ron: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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weasleydailyprophet · 5 months
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Steve Kloves : *tries to destroy Ron Weasley character* Harry, ready to hex Steve: NOT MY WHEEZY, YOU FILTHY ANIMAL!!
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urstarlitharlot · 13 days
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tbh giving how unloved and unpopular ronarry is i NEED to hear people's weirdest cringiest nichest headcanons about them
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punkharryp0tt3r · 5 months
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Ron, drunk: I’m in love with Harry Potter
Ron, drunk: Like he’s just so cute, and amazing, and kind, and funny
Ron, drunk: But you won’t tell him right?
Harry, who is carrying him home: ……I swear I won’t.
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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months
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ron: that's not funny
harry: i thought it was
hermione: you don't count. you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on facebook
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simsim54 · 3 months
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Harry: I’ve never had a friend before, and my relatives don’t like me.
Ron: You are my best friend now. I will take you away from those wretched people and bring you into my family. Then we’ll make more friends and go on adventures together. One day, I will marry you in front of the whole world, and we then we have cute little green-eyed ginger babies and live happily ever after.
Harry: We just met like a minute ago, but sure, I’m in.
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king-of-horny · 1 year
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X: Weasley and potter are fighting again?
Hermione: why do you ask?
X: they are with the look
Hermione: *sigh* they are like an old marriage
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ronsharry · 21 days
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harry: my boyfriend [ron] is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?
ginny: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
hermione: tackle him.
lavender: dump him!
ginny, again: kick him in the shin.
ron: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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