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Orión: I think Harry's very cute *looking at a fly*

Tom: *glaze at him*

*Abraxas enters, observes, and leaves*

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Sometimes Severus hits and bites James when he doesn't know how to show him his love, sometimes he makes potions just for him, or gives him little letters that express what he finds difficult to say out loud.

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Harry: why do you love me?

Tom: I love you because you are my sunshine, you are the light in my darkest days, you are the one who helps me and keeps me sane, you are everything to me.

harry

tom:

harry: just kiss me you cheesy person

*how unromantic I am*

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Sirius: If I read the book you recommended, would you try quidditch?

Remus: *raising an eyebrow* It doesn't seem fair to me

sirius: *pouting*

remus: okey

sirius: :D

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izuku: *Talking on the phone with katsuki* kacchan if I were a worm, would you still love me?

katsuki: what the fuck?

izuku; yes or no

katsuki: fucking yes idiot, why?

izuku: weeell

shoto *shouts* a shapeshifter quirk hit him!!

izuku:

katsuki: fucking idiot

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[king-of-horny]

one particular morning

Baby Harry: baba

Regulus: yes baby I'm your baba

*James dying of love on the floor*

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[king-of-horny]

Harry: If I propose to you now, will you accept me?

Draco: hypothetical or literally?

Harry: *taking out the box with the ring* What do you think?

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[king-of-horny]

That's how I imagine Sirius sharing his crop tops with the girls.

mary: omg sirius your crop top is so hooot

sirius: I know, moony loves it

lily: where did you buy it?

marlene: We should have the same one!

all: YEEES

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[king-of-horny]

Tom: In fact, I hate Harry Evans

Abraxas: that's why you have a picture of him in your diary?

Tom:

Abraxas:

Tom: walk before I kill you

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[king-of-horny]

I bet Sirius made custom pins with pronouns for his friends, he gave them to all the houses in Howarts

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[king-of-horny]

One day, Regulus suddenly told James that he loved him, James just hugged him and told him how much he loved him

When James told Regulus that he loved him, Regulus stared at him for a good 5 minutes and then swooped in to kiss him

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"Pandora is my Sirius," Regulus confessed one night in the astronomy tower.

"What do you mean, love?" James asked, not stopping threading Reg's hair.

"She is my best friend, a sibling I never had... my ride or die, my platonic soulmate. The one person who always saw right through me."

Regulus took only a second before he continued: "I would kill, die, and live for her. Sirius is your person. Pandora is mine."

[king-of-horny]

Sirius: Will you marry me moony?

Remus:

James: :0000

Regulus: Say noooooo

Remus: yes

Sirius: *faints*

James: Pay me reggie

Regulus: shit sirius, I'll lose my fortune at this rate

Remus: You bet!!

Regulus and James: of course

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Regulus and Sirius: *Fighting in French*

Remus and James: 🫦🫦🫦

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Harry sick: *I'm still doing things* Yes, I have a fever of 38, but I can still go to work

Tom sick: *he literally only coughed 1 time* it's my last minutes of life, hurry up har marry me!

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[king-of-horny]

Remus *screaming*: I'll smoke until the day I die!!

James *also screamings*: That'll be sooner than you think if you keep this up!!!

Sirius *hiding the cigarettes*: yes, Moony, take care of yourself

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