#a

[mushroomnoodles]

I know the Simons are quite big by the end of their pregnancies bc Morri just built like that, but which was the biggest? Technically the question is which GOLBaby is the biggest?

uhh there are TECHNICALLY multiple ways for me to answer this

tw/cw mpreg talk

biggest golbaby overall is oberon(ophelia) due to the fact shes a taur, two torsos, six limbs AND wings. as a humanoid she's average across the board, her extra half is the only reason she's bigger. she is lighter though, bones are hollow

biggest morri golbaby goes to spicy wizardbettys morri, mostly because simon was eating and resting more, and spicy wizardbetty was making sure he had plenty to eat (morri was taking most of the nutrients and instead converting it to power) though they are only bigger by a few ounces.

this morri also gets biggest morri medal in general, non-golbaby iterations of morri run more along 9 pounds at birth than 12.

also for funsies, smallest golbaby morri is creaturewizards (though regular wizardbettys is the smallest humanoid)

#a #cw mpreg #tw mpreg #nothin but words #mushspeaks

[voidfiles]

wow !! you are very pretty i love your eyes. i feel like you could look at me and see my entire being & soul

i’m very flattered 🖤

#in fact i really can see through other people’s souls #that’s my little secret djskdk #a

[lesbicastagna]

going to therapy to talk about the trauma of my parents not buying me a flower shaped chair for my desk when i was 13

#it still burns everytime i have to use the one i have thats 'still good' and its 30 years old and falling apart and too short for me #a

[eatingradiohead]

i’ve always felt difficult and confusing to love but after meeting him i’m not so sure.

#a

[prongsfish]

u are officially a cutie patootie

now onto more questions...

if you could be an animal, what animal would you be and why?

why thank you

hmm.. i've often been told i'm very similar to a dog so even though it's a basic answer probably that! specifically like a golden retriever or labrador i think

#my friends used to talk to me like a dog and make me fetch things... #i say that like i wouldn't immediately play along #not beating the good boy allegations </3 #eme tag #a

[sppppicy]

Se non viaggio la mia anima muore

#A #pensieri

[niurd]

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#food #cherries #fruit #u #a

[vinod12raina]

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[strongpurpleprecious]

We kissed that night knowing we weren’t supposed to. I woke up with raw lips the next morning, physically feeling the pain on my lips is a reminder you were supposed to hurt me anyway.

I’ll let you every time.

#a

[mushroomnoodles]

For any Simon that was near a Betty that may have had his hotdog vanish into thin air over night, did he say anything to Betty about his junk changing? How did she react?

If he didn’t tell her then would he have mentioned it later that he used to have different anatomy? For a Simon who may be trans I would think they would have a bond over that but a Simon who used to have a penis might feel a little different about his body than a born trans Simon.

I’m just curious how this kinda thing impacted their relationship.

this is my favorite update to cis simon lore the asks and comments make me giggle

im vaguely mentioning the noodle so putting it under the cut (ha) also the reminder that cis simon is once again up to viewer interpretation, he can be cis or trans I don't mind either and neither is canon

most simons would say something, yes, in a sort of disbelieving, "how tf did this happen" way. wizardbetty simon wouldn't say anything, for fear it was innapropriate to their relationship at the time, but he would be very put off and disturbed. (side note, wizardbetty wouldn't think too much at first, since her simon was trans)

and, uh, i think most if not all betties would think it was some sort of a joke at first, and then she sees that he is absolutely not joking, and actually pretty upset. (though that would explain how the baby was gonna get out, and the fact a cis simon would be pregnant at all would be another reason for her to be like Oh. Okay.) betties try to comfort simon and aren't the greatest at it. how do you make a man feel better about a missing wangdoodle. magically missing. actually gone. best shes got is snuggles.

i don't think it'd impact the relationship that much tbh, simons and betties are sorta obsessed w each other, they'll figure it out. although it'd make for a sort of "huh." moment early on every time it comes up

#a #the cis timeline #nothin but words #mushspeaks

[roseillith]

#flashing #a #turn a gundam

[anxietyfrappuccino]

the reason god said i couldn't be rich is because i would become an avid maladaptive daydream who never left their room or bed ever. at least being broke means i get up and out when someone offers me $20 to do something they don't want to do themselves.

#my post #avid daydreamer #but not necessarily #a #maldaptive daydreamer

[foursaints]

saints do u like newjeans perhaps

♡ ♡ i do… so so much 😭. i recently moved back home but i had their photcards all over my dorm

#a #i really love seeing popular groups with mixed members. that’s meeeeee #anyway i feel that they’re all too young for me to properly have a bias & whatnot. but i listen to them a lot :3 #i was/am a big blackpink person though. i would go to war for jisoo #i’m almost certain i drew reg in newjeans merch at some point

[gorey]

halloween playlist for @rainboas ! some of this is from last year's halloween playlist we made but not all

#a #s #vincent #ask #rainboas

[sppppicy]

Sfogliando la galleria

#a #pensieri #sppppicy

[ver0x]

No sé cómo las personas pueden lastimar a otro con la excusa de haber sido lastimados antes, o sea no puedo llegar a entenderlo.

Entiendo que no todo pasa como queremos, a veces amamos a quien no nos ama, a veces nos ama quien no amamos, pero si no amas a alguien porque hacerle creer que si y no me refiero a las vanas ilusiones que muchas veces podemos crearnos nosotros mismos, voy al punto de que no amas a alguien y aún así le dices que lo quieres, lo miras como cuando por casualidad alzaste la vista al cielo a la hora indicada del nacimiento del atardecer más hermoso, le prometes que todas esas cosas mala que alguien hizo que pensara que era no son reales.

A mí también me han lastimado, de muchas maneras, demasiadas creo, pero nunca le he hecho eso a nadie no porque no pueda, aquí va una pequeña anécdota en algún momento de mis cortos 22 años, alguien que amé y me amaba se le ocurrio hacerme una broma, fue simple de hecho divertida pero ese día estaba tan estresado que actué de una manera fea, no fue algo que dejara una marca de por vida pero se que se sintió mal, luego me dolió más a mi haber dicho lo que dije que lo que ha ella le afecto.

Terminando esto no se como podría vivir tranquilo haciendo vivir a alguien más lo que me han hecho a mi y no pensar en como afectaría a esa persona, no puedo imaginar hacer creer a alguien que me quiere que yo lo quiero de la misma manera para luego destruir su corazón solo porque eso hicieron el mío, sólo no podría mi propio ser estaría asqueado por la porquería de persona que sería.

#frases #no #citas #ndea #a #tumblr #ideas #que #amor #desilusión #cosas que escribo #escritos #escritxs al viento