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#rarry incorrect quotes
urstarlitharlot · 2 months
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ron would peel harry an orange btw
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punkharryp0tt3r · 4 months
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Some random day at Hogwarts in the Boys dormitories
Harry, casually folding up his clothes while Ron changes his clothes: *humming peacefully*
Ron: *taking his shirt off, revealing abs that had definitely NOT been there last year*
Harry, staring, red faced: …
Ron: what?
Later that evening
Harry, face buried into a pillow in the Gryffindor common room, blushing: *has been very flustered and has been ranting to Hermione for a hot minute*I mean- since when did he have abs?!
Hermione, reading her book: *trying not to laugh, silently nodding* mhm..
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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months
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ron: on a scale from one to ten, how bad of an idea do you think it would be if we got married?
harry: off the charts. lets do it.
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simsim54 · 2 months
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Ron: I didn't understand why people care so much for their dumb friends until I got a dumb friend myself. Ron: *picks Harry up* Ron: I've only befriended Harry for the duration of a train ride. Ron: But if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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itsgrangerweasley · 2 years
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Harry: *does something stupid*
Ron: What an absolute, fucking idiot.
Ron: I can’t believe I’d die for him.
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Harry: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.
Ron: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.
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cleansweap · 1 year
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Harry: Of course I care about all my friends equally.
Neville: We were attacked while you were away.
Harry: Is Ron okay???
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theazkabandreamer · 2 years
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Ron: Mum! Mum! Look who turned up during the night!
[Mrs Weasley turns around to see Ron and a sheepish Harry.]
Mrs Weasley: Harry, dear! What are you doing here?
Ron: Can we keep him?
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lumos-solemn · 2 years
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Hermione : Ron isn't answering his phone!
Harry : I'll try.
Ginny : Hermione and I have both tried like a 100 times! What makes you thi-
Harry : Hello Ron? Where you at?
Hermione :
Ginny :
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romqnticstylez · 3 years
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Harry, pointing: May I sit there? Ron: That's my lap Harry: That doesn't answer my question, Ron.
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Harry : Come on, Hermione, no one thinks Ron is my boyfriend.
Hermione, turning to the rest of the gryffindors : Put your hands up if you think Harry and Ron are boyfriends.
Everyone : *raises their hand*
Harry : What the f- RON PUT YOUR HANDS DOWN.
@acciorxses @ronarryswhore @nymphadorathebubba @nannomybeloved @hinnysphoenix
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urstarlitharlot · 13 days
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tbh giving how unloved and unpopular ronarry is i NEED to hear people's weirdest cringiest nichest headcanons about them
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punkharryp0tt3r · 5 months
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Ron, drunk: I’m in love with Harry Potter
Ron, drunk: Like he’s just so cute, and amazing, and kind, and funny
Ron, drunk: But you won’t tell him right?
Harry, who is carrying him home: ……I swear I won’t.
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gummybearinthehouseee · 11 months
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ron: that's not funny
harry: i thought it was
hermione: you don't count. you started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on facebook
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simsim54 · 3 months
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Harry: I’ve never had a friend before, and my relatives don’t like me.
Ron: You are my best friend now. I will take you away from those wretched people and bring you into my family. Then we’ll make more friends and go on adventures together. One day, I will marry you in front of the whole world, and we then we have cute little green-eyed ginger babies and live happily ever after.
Harry: We just met like a minute ago, but sure, I’m in.
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itsgrangerweasley · 2 years
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Harry: Did you and Ron have a fight? 
Hermione: Ron had a fight. I was being perfectly reasonable.
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