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rockrockrockr · 2 years

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ravenclaw, explaining their silly theories to gryffindor: i know it sounds stupid--

gryffindor, who believes that toy story was based off of real life: no no, i believe you, keep going.

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ravenclawh0re18 · 9 months

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Ravenclaw: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?! Hufflepuff: It's kind of complicated, but Gryff- Ravenclaw: Got it. Forget I asked.

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operazione-ibrido · 2 years

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Ravenclaw: Can I read your essay before you submit it?

Gryffindor: Sure!

Ravenclaw: *pointing at the page* there's just the drawing of a smiling face.

Gryffindor: That is because some smiles are worth more than thousands words.

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ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes · 3 years

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Gryffindor: um.. what are you supposed to be dressed up as?

Hufflepuff: I’m you! See I’ve got a quidditch jacket and messy hair and a broom and look!

Hufflepuff: *swishes around flaming sword*

Hufflepuff: I’ve even got your sword, and here’s my spouse

Gryffindor: I’m not married

Hufflepuff: .. I said hERE’S MY SPOUSE

Slytherin: Hello, I’m Ravenclaw, Top student; see I’ve got my chocolate, [makeup] eye bags, and a stack of books

Dumbledore: *whispering* My OTP’s have merged

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quotinghogwartshouses · 3 years

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Gryffindor: a moth has spent 24 hours in my bedroom.

Hufflepuff: aww she's basically your pet now. Have you thought of any names yet? I have some suggestions.

Slytherin: split your bills in a half and make it pay or kill it without hesitation.

Ravenclaw: what if she's a shapeshifter that has fallen in love with you? Roommates. Enemies to lovers. I should be writing this as we speak.

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shit-overheard-at-hogwarts · 3 years

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Slytherin: "Make friends" they said...

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Ravenclaw: WHO THE HELL PUTS OUT A FIRE BY FANNING IT?!

Hufflepuff: I panicked okay!!!

Gryffindor: Someone get the fire foam thingy!

Ravenclaw: THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER??

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Slytherin: "It'll be fun" they said.

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ravenflowersposts · 3 years

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Woman: aw he's so cute

Ravenclaw: thanks he's a rescue

Gryffindor, their boyfriend: stop telling people that

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ravenerd-bonus-hogwarts-quotes · 3 years

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Hufflepuff, to S/R: It’s hard. Keeping your heart open. It makes you vulnerable. But it doesn't make you weak. And I have to believe, it’s worth it.

Hufflepuff: *looks up at a pacing Gryffindor*

S/R: *looks at Gryffindor* *blushes*

Hufflepuff: *giggles quietly*

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ilovemoviekidd826 · 3 years

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*Class putting a movie with a dentist in it*

Slytherin: Can you not? Huff have a phobia from dentists?

*not listening to him*

*the dentist scene begins*

Slytherin: don't look *covers huffs eyes*

Hufflepuff: *starts breathing heavily* oh I hate that sound i hate that sound

Slytherin: *shushing her and cardling an arm around her head covering her eyes and ears and pulling her close to his chest*

Hufflepuff: *Calming down*

Slytherin: that's it. Its over *smiling softly*

Hufflepuff: *returns to watch the movie but staying in his embrace* thank you

Slytherin: *tightening his arm around her* anything for you

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incorrect-hogwartsyay · 4 years

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Ravenclaw, pouring coffee: Do you want whipped cream on yours?

Gryffindor: Yeah, we should go out tomorrow.

Ravenclaw: ...

Ravenclaw: What...? What did I ask?

Gryffindor: I'm thinking we should go to a fancy restaurant, like McDonald's.

Ravenclaw: Excuse me, hi. Am I a part of this conversation?

Gryffindor: Nah nevermind, let's go for pizza, definitely.

Ravenclaw: What's going on????

Gryffindor, leaving: Okay, see you at seven.

Ravenclaw:

Ravenclaw: WHY are all of our conversations like this??

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avada-kedammit · 3 years

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Gryffindor: * sneezes *

Slytherin: Bless you

Gryffindor: * sneezes again *

Slytherin: Ok you’re blessed you can shut up now, stop being such an attention seeker.

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rockrockrockr · 2 years

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ravenclaw: if you step on a person's foot, they open their mouths just like trash cans.

gryffindor: oh, you know who you should try it o-AARGDJJENFHGJJNDF

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mineclair · 4 years

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Slytherin: how do I politely tell someone that I want to hit their face with a brick several times?

Ravenclaw: one wishes to acquaint your facial structure with a rigidly edged object fundamentally used in the construction of walls repeatedly.

Slytherin: that was poetry

Hufepuff: that was a cry for help from both of you

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operazione-ibrido · 2 years

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Gryffindor: I'm not a relic to be exhumed and studyed.

Ravenclaw: Perhaps you'll be one in a thousand years.

Gryffindor: And what will they discover?

Ravenclaw: That you've got a thick skull but a big heart.

Gryffindor: A himbo, just what I was going for.

#s: agatha christie and the curse of ishtar #I translated the quote so I'm not sure the last two line are the right translation #In Italian they were #Che hai la testa dura ma un cuore proporzionato #Stupido ma bello proprio quello a cui puntavo #hogwarts houses #harry potter #incorrect hogwarts quotes #gryffindor #ravenclaw #gryffindor x ravenclaw #ravenclaw x gryffindor #gryffinclaw #ravendor

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ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes · 3 years

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Gryffindor: *says something dumb*

Ravenclaw: Remind me again why I'm so in love with you?

Gryffindor: *smiles*

Ravenclaw, blushing: Ah. yes. Right.

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quotinghogwartshouses · 3 years

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Ravenclaw: the only bad part about having a life-size Levi Ackerman in your bedroom is that you feel very judged when you write smut before you sleep.

Gryffindor: you have a WHAT NOW?

Hufflepuff: you write SMUT??

Slytherin: you actually sleep???

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