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Apologies
A year or so ago I put this blog on private and I let everything in my queue simply spill out. I was feeling drained by the effort I had put in, and even though I had stopped, I still felt like it was always in the back of my mind and it didn't feel healthy. I was also struggling with the transphobia that JK Rowling does and I was noticing more and more things in the books that made me uncomfortable. I wont delve into the subject now, I simply request your understanding.
This blog was meant to simply be a fun exploration of what would happen if ideals were people. As time passed on the "ideals" developed a personality. and I loved it. As did many others. I loved what I made and I'm happy it brought moments of joy to people. I apologize for closing it off, I simily needed to step away. I won't be adding anything new to this, but I have taken it off private. I appreciate all the love and support you have given me over these few years. Thank you!
With love,
Ravenerd
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I missed it last year and I never will again
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I have been waiting all year to post this.
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Thats it!
With over 1,700 posts made, I am (Permanatly?) putting this blog on pause.
I may come back one day, awnser questions, check up on everything, maybe post a post or two, but i doubt it. I've put a lot of effort into this, it was a project i could focus on when everyhting was hectic, but ive started to realise that I'm nto getting any joy from it. I loved personifing these abstract ideas, giving them traits and personalities.
But I dont enjoy it anymore. (For a variety fo reasons the main ones being Its too big of a thing in my life, and it became unhealthy and I dont find any joy from the entire universe anymore, it just reminds me of a Terf)
So I've decided to stop posting
I will leave everything up, until someday Tumblr reboots my account out of existince.
Until then, enjoy
-Ravenerd
(below you will find a naviation thing for ppl who are new here or would like to find a specific type of post)
Romantic (Or optional romantic) Posts will be under the tag ____x____. (ie: Ravenclaw x Gryffindor) or it will be a word smash. (Slytherpuff, Gryffinclaw, Gryffinpuff, slytherdor, Huffleclaw, Slytherclaw etc.)
Rivalries are only really "Slytherin vs Gryffindor" but there may be some others
If you want a post that specifically includes them just put the name.
You can try "____ and ____" if you'd like for jsut platoic pairings but i dont know how often i used those.
As always type in a keyword "Coffee" "battle" "sleep" and youll probably find smth cool.
That's all I've got really.
Enjoy!
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Hufflepuff: I don't think I can stay in the same house as the person who ruined my life.
Slytherin: For fucks sake
Slytherin: I'll buy you more coco puffs in the morning.
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Gryffindor: People treat me like an idiot, so I'm allowed to act like one from time to time.
Gryffindor: It's one of the perks.
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[Gryffindor was given freedom over what they did for the day]
*Insert disaster*
Gryffindor: Well this all went according to plan
Ravenclaw: SURELY it didnt
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Hufflepuff: not 2 be corny but. sometimes i think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind and share joy. that feels like enough to me sometimes
Slytherin: im here to maim and kill but your thing sounds nice too
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Ravenclaw *awake at 3am*: who tf named it “emotional baggage” and not “griefcase?”
Hufflepuff: a-
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Ravenclaw: What animal do you guys think you could take in a fight?
Gryffindor: A horse.
Gryffindor:
Gryffindor: Wait, do I get prep time?
Ravenclaw: Yeah, sure. But the horse gets it, too.
Gryffindor: Oh. Then no.
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Ravenclaw: Now, if someone is trying to rob you, what is the correct course of action?
Gryffindor: T-posing to assert dominance
Slytherin: Naruto run
Gryffindor: Screaming
Hufflepuff: Well, they're probably in desperate need of the money, or deeply unhappy and unfulfilled in their life, so I think I'd give them as much as I can spare, and a big hug!
Ravenclaw: Absolutely not! All of you are so wrong! What you're supposed to do is--
Slytherin: Thank Morgana for the lovely meal you're about to have, and then--
Ravenclaw: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!
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R/S: Ah, yes, my train of thought.
R/S: Or, as I like to call it, The Anxiety Express.
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Ravenclaw: When I was younger, I didn't understand why "may you live in interesting times" was considered a curse in Ancient Greece.
Ravenclaw:
Ravenclaw: I get it now.
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Professor: You’re charged with breaking into a pet store?
G/H: I thought the puppies might be lonely, professor.
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G/R: Okay, everyone, I'm not trying to be a bitch, but--
Slytherin: The title of your autobiography.
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Shit Highschoolers have said turned into hogwarts houses
S/R: Why stop at capitalism? Destroy everything.
Gryffindor: Guys it’s been three weeks since I’ve eaten a vegetable
S/G: At least we have memes to dull the pain of existence
R/G as An AP student: Oh my god I thought seven was less than six
Gryffindor: (while filling the cap of their water bottle with water) SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Ravenclaw: If all your friends jumped off a bridge wou- Slytherin: probably
Hufflepuff: I’M GONNA GO HOME AND DRINK A WHOLE GLASS OF WEED
G/R: If cows ruled the world would they drink human milk?
student: my calculator is broken teacher: your calculator isn’t broken, you’re broken
H/S: no actually I think you have to be of age to be considered a cougar
(during math class on the second floor) Gryffindor: so like how far do you think the distance is from that window to the ground?   Slytherin: enough
teacher: has anyone ever been to New Orleans? Gryffindor: does Popeyes count?
G/H: my word count on this paper isn’t very high but I certainly am
Ravenclaw/Slytherin: we’re in adult limbo. I’m not a teen and I’m not an adult. I’M SUFFERING, THAT’S WHAT I AM!
Gryffindor: Look at my… (swings leg up to show shorts) not pants
Thank you @writtenrain
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Gryffindor: I'm...suddenly having second thoughts.
Ravenclaw: You had a first thought?
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Slytherin: Why does Huff wear makeup?
Gryffindor: To look pretty.
Slytherin: But they're already pretty.
Hufflepuff: Aww, Slyth, that's so sweet!
Slytherin: Gryff, YOU should wear makeup.
Gryffindor:
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