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mushroomwriter · 11 months
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The Untamed | Totally Canon Quotes
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blackpnk · 5 months
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Andre Braugher as Raymond Holt Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Season 1
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caslutz · 28 days
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Roy: I don't always understand Jamie’s texts. He says they're still waiting on the pitch and it's "allz good", allz with a Z.
Roy: Then a box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. Another box with a question mark. And yet another box with a question mark. Then a box with a question mark. What does that mean?
Keeley: It means you don't have emojiis on your phone
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yourgalgremlin · 6 months
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The Marauders 🤝 Brooklyn 99:
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just1more-fangirl · 9 months
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Zoro: I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb captains till I got a dumb captain myself. I've only had Luffy for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. Nami: Very violent eulogy, I like it.
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Stede is such a mood and I am here for it!
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5sospenguinqueen · 3 months
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Sebastian: Anyone else have the weird urge to lecture themselves?
MC: What?
Sebastian (mimicking Ominis): Sebastian, what are you doing?
Ominis (walking up behind him): Sebastian, what are you doing?
Sebastian (shrieks): I conjured him.
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opalescentidiot · 8 months
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nagi receiving a gift: oh reo, i can’t take this. this is clearly not cash and i don’t have time in my life to return things.
loki: were you gonna finish your sentence? it felt like you were going to say that you’re sorry.
rin: yeah i did? tokimitsu heard me.
tokimitsu: uh, i would remember if someone said my catchphrase.
karasu: writing things down is nerdy? what do you do instead?
otoya: i just forget stuff like a cool person.
bachira: but first, i gotta grab a healthy breakfast.
isagi: are those gummy bears wrapped in a fruit roll up?
bachira: …breakfast burrito but yeah
kaiser: the only thing i’m not good at is modesty, because i’m great at it.
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Quinlan: Do you cook? Luminara: I made a cake once. Obi-Wan: Yeah, it was good. Luminara: Really? Obi-Wan: Don’t make me lie twice, Luminara.
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adastra121 · 7 months
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*on a call* MC: Leander, I'm breaking up— Leander: I'm pregnant! MC: ...I meant the phone. Leander: Right, sorry, I panicked.
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novemberwasgrey · 6 months
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Fester: So Wednesday's doing the right thing instead of the selfish thing?
Fester *turns to Xavier accusingly*: You did this to her.
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fea-the-grinch · 10 months
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Incorrect B99 quote #13 (aka Rosa and Charles' friendship in the first seasons)
Charles: I made tea. Rosa: I don’t want tea. Charles: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Rosa: Then why are you telling me? Charles: It is a conversation starter. Rosa: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Charles: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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pinazee · 1 year
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Spock: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Kirk: Forty five seconds!
Spock: No. Four to five seconds.
Kirk: Too late
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callsign-daydream · 9 months
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Cyclone, writing a citation: I am very disappointed in you. Maverick: Your approval means nothing to me.
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weirdspaceowl · 1 year
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Steve: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Henderson does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff?
Eddie: If Henderson were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see him jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.
Steve: You jump off a cliff!
Eddie: Gladly. Provided Henderson does it first.
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just1more-fangirl · 9 months
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Luffy: Rules are made to be broken. Koby: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Luffy: Uh, piñatas. Zoro: Glow sticks. Luffy: Karate boards. Zoro: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Luffy: Rules.
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