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Fives: As a responsible adult- Echo: *chuckles* Fives: … As a responsible adult—
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coruscantsbookstore · 2 years
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rex: codes, on a scale from one to ten, how jealous are you when general kenobi flirts with someone else
cody: two
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cody: fine, four
obi-wan, walking by: seven on a good day, ten when it's quinlan, twelve that one time i implied the enemy could take me to bed
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Padme: Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Obi Wan: Is that a picture of you?
Padme: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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fensherohair · 1 year
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Echo (impersonating a droid): Roger! Roger!
Omega: Who's Roger?
Crosshair: The Emperor
Hunter: CROSSHAIR!
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spaceventurer · 2 years
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Incorrect Star Wars quote - 007
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Anakin, tending to Y/N's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Y/N: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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myspacerebels · 2 years
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Kal: I'm dad inside.
Kal: I meant dead.
Kal:
Kal: No, I didn't.
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phoeebsbuffay · 2 years
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“The Clone Wars”: a.
Me: “You’re going to a path I cannot follow! You’re breaking my heart!
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bisexualvader · 1 month
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Thorn: The Senate Guard has a plan. Fox: The Senate Guard has the collective intelligence of a pineapple.
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coruscantsbookstore · 2 years
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cody, dragging his injured general to safety in the middle of a battle: wanna hear something funny? this is the fourth time you got hit by a blaster because you ignored my advice to wear armour
obi-wan: how is that funny?
cody, deadpan: it's not
cody: stop getting shot
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Leia: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*
Leia: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" 
Associate: Well, I-
Leia: How about "You banged my mom?"
Associate: No...
Leia: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.
Leia: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.
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sabictlali · 9 days
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Perfect interaction with your kiddo
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spaceventurer · 2 years
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Incorrect Star Wars quote - 002
Obi-Wan: Violence isn't the answer. Anakin: You’re right. Obi-Wan: *sighs in relief* Anakin: Violence is the question. Obi-Wan: What? Anakin, bolting away: And the answer is yes. Obi-Wan running after them: NO-
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painted-doe · 4 months
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Anakin, after briefing another one of his insane plans: Thoughts?
Ahsoka: And prayers. Holy shit.
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