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5sospenguinqueen · 8 hours

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Sebastian: MC! What the fuck happened to the kitchen?!

MC: I'm sorry. I was just trying to heat the dragon's egg! I didn't intend to light the kitchen on fire!

Sebastian: Well, next time.

Sebastian: Wait a minute, you were trying to do what?!

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5sospenguinqueen · 11 hours

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Sebastian: It kind of seems like you're prioritising stopping the goblins over helping me save my sister.

MC: Because I barely know you?

Sebastian: Fine. Message received.

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5sospenguinqueen · 1 day

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Nina: I can't believe you talked to Kaz without getting so much as a glare! Most people can't even look in his general direction without so much as a threat.

Y/N: I mean, it would be weird if he did. We are dating after all.

Nina: ... YOU'RE WHAT?!

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5sospenguinqueen · 1 day

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(Ten Years Later)

Stranger: So, how did you two meet?

(Married! MC and Sebastian look at each other.)

MC: You know, we're not legally allowed to talk about that year.

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5sospenguinqueen · 2 days

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What do u mean not that angsty a break up and suspected cheating 😭😭😭😭 ur killing it bestie

Idk who you are but I officially love you <3 Thanks for the support

#asks

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5sospenguinqueen · 2 days

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Sebastian: So, is this a date?

MC: We're in the Hospital Wing because you got bitten by an Acromantula..?

Sebastian: Yeah, but is this a date?

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5sospenguinqueen · 2 days

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(Explosion)

Garreth: Well, that definitely went better than last time.

MC: You've done this before?!

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5sospenguinqueen · 3 days

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Y/N: YOU SHOT HIM WITH A GRENADE LAUNCHER! OF COURSE HE'S MAD!

Dean: WELL I'M SORRY! I THOUGHT HE'D BE TOO DEAD TO BE MAD!

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5sospenguinqueen · 3 days

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Sebastian: (looking at a potion Garreth asked him to test) Do you think this will kill me?

Imelda: I honestly hope it does.

MC: Very supportive, 'Melda.

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5sospenguinqueen · 4 days

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Hi! Can you please add me to your taglist for your Charles leclerc series? I love it so far!

I’m so sorry! I saw this after Part 3 went live.

I’ll add you for part 4 when it comes out. I’m glad you’re enjoying it ☺️

#formula 1 social media au #formula 1 headcanon #formula 1 fluff #formula 1 x reader #formula 1 masterlist

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5sospenguinqueen · 4 days

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Post Space Tension | Charles Leclerc x McLaren! Reader

Summary: Struggling with the new frame of her relationship, Y/N decides a visit to her sister is in order. Charles realises that not having you close is even worse than you beating him.

Warnings: Swearing. Female reader. Verstappen! Reader.

I know you guys wanted angst but the doe eyes got to me.

Part 1 || Part 2 ||

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YourUserName just posted

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YourUserName a lovely visit with my favourite sibling @ victoriaverstappen, and an even lovelier surprise (p.s. Max already knew so no, I'm not spoiling it for him)

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User 1 charles in the likes but not in the comments

maxverstappen1 stop trying to get our nephews to like you more than me

→ YourUserName they already do (even the unborn one)

maxverstappen1 also, how am i not the favourite sibling. i listen to all your boy troubles

→ User 2 boy troubles!!!

→ User 3 all??? how many boys are there 😒

landonorris can't believe you had lunch without me

→ georgerussell63 really don't help yourself, mate

lance_stroll not the burger a week before a race

→ YourUserName don't tell my trainer

→ lance_stroll too late

mclaren future papaya racer

→ maxverstappen1 no.

User 4 so, are you and charles still together? the world is dying to know if he was caught cheating or not

→ User 5 apparently they're still together but taking time apart

→ User 6 source: trust me bro

victoriaverstappen we loved seeing you but he keeps asking for uncy sha so maybe bring a visitor next time?? 🤍

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→ YourUserName can't believe i'm not enough :( but at least i'm introducing him to disappointment early on

→ User 7 not her sister spilling the tea

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User 8 so, does this mean LeStappen are back in the same country?

User 9 how's he going to keep his distance when they're on the same track

User 10 i feel tension brewing

User 11 anyone see arthur's latest tweet?

→ User 9 no why?

→ User 11 he posted that pic of charles and that woman but from another angle. arthur was with them that day and it looks like arthur's holding the woman's hand?

→ User 8 so charles wasn't on a date with that woman?!?! chay/n shippers rise!

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YourUserName 'cause i'm back in the saddle again tagged: landonorris, danielricciardo

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danielricciardo alternate caption was 'me and pookies' but lando and i talked her down from that

→ landonorris you're just jealous that i'm pookie #1

landonorris 🔥🔥

redbullracing we still think you'd look better in navy

→ mclaren back, back, i say 🤺

→ scuderiaferrari please, we all know red is her colour

liked by charles_leclerc

→ User 12 we see you charles

landonorris @ redbullracing stop trying to steal my teammate

→ arthur_leclerc stop trying to steal my brother's girlfriend

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→ User 13 we saw that, arthur

skysportsf1 just posted

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skysportsf1 read the latest interview from the Verstappen twins, and how racing helped strengthen their bond

tagged: YourUserName, maxverstappen1

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f1 our favourite twins

YourUserName wow, we look good. thanks for having us, it was so nice to be able to hype each other up and get paid for it

maxverstappen1 can't believe they left out the part where i said i only like you because i beat you

→ YourUserName because you told them not to? stop trying to make out like you hate me so people think you're tough. everyone saw you cry when i won

danielricciardo alternate caption was 'join us as we chat with racer, y/n verstappen and her lesser-known brother, max'

→ YourUserName he threatened to sue if they used that title

→ maxverstappen1 i hate you both

lance_stroll only read for y/n

alex_albon love how they tried to make max sound good at padel

georgerussell63 does anyone know who either of these people are? it's amazing who they class as celebrities these days

User 13 living for the grid picking on them (max)

mclaren going to need these pics blown up and hung in my living room

→ charles_leclerc agreed

→ redbullracing charles is all of us

User 14 not charles trying to hide in the comments

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Part 4 will be the final part. Thank you for coming on the journey of self-indulgent fics x

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5sospenguinqueen · 4 days

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Ominis: That was my sarcastic voice.

MC: You know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice.

Ominis: I've been told that.

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5sospenguinqueen · 4 days

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Professor Sharp: Sebastian Sallow did what?

Nurse Blainey: I wouldn't let him see MC because visiting hours were over, so he wasn't allowed to stay... So, he punched himself in the face and told me he was injured.

Professor Sharp: Well, you have to admire his dedication?

Nurse Blainey: He broke his nose!

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5sospenguinqueen · 5 days

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(Dean scatters some rose petals)

(Dean cooks a nice meal)

Y/N: (back from a hunt) I'm back!

Dean: (lights a candle) Welcome home.

Y/N: Oh, wow...

Dean: Come here.

(Y/N moves over to him)

Dean: (lip trembling) I just burnt my finger on the candle.

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5sospenguinqueen · 5 days

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Sebastian: Come on! What's the worst that could happen?

MC: Oh, I don't know, we could die?

Sebastian: Please, like that's ever stopped us before.

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5sospenguinqueen · 6 days

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Sebastian: I have a crush... on MC.

Garreth: Same.

Sebastian: What?!

Ominis: Get with the times, Sebastian. We all have a crush on MC.

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5sospenguinqueen · 6 days

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(Quidditch tent.)

Imelda: All right, everyone. Pay attention. I have a speech to make and I only have a minute.

MC: What's the hurry? I thought the game doesn't start for another ten minutes.

(Sebastian is playing with the sleeves of his robe)

Imelda: No, I was referring to your short attention spans.

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