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kaleidoscopic-quiddity · 1 year

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reading the bluelock light novels and theres so many fun lil character traits and info thrown in (probably not on the wiki bc the LNs dont have an official english release yet)

isagi was a crybaby and a scardy cat as a kid

he was also really senitive to sounds and they’d make him cry (he just like me fr)

isagi’s always had really great spacial awareness and vision, even as a toddler

nagi lived at student dorms at hakuho academy (which explains why his parents dont live w/ him)

he got into hakuho, an elite tokyo prep school, with only two weeks of studying

there were two different rumors abt nagi amongst his classmates, one saying if you talked to him you’d be cursed with bad luck and the other saying youd find happiness after talking to him, the curse rumor is more popular

(nagi my poor guy, his classmates think hes a weirdo just bc hes quiet an not interested in rich kid pissing contests)

he also has the nickname of ‘thousand year netaro’ bc he sleeps in class so much lmao

he doesnt study but still gets good grades, at least in social sciences

nagi helps his class win a volleyball tournament (that he was forced to participate in) despite knowing nothing abt the rules purely based off of his height, reflexes, trapping skills, and desire to finish the game quickly so he can go home lmao

bachira refers to his mother by her given name, yuu, which would typically be disrespectful af in japanese culture but in this context i think it just displays how close they are + the fact that bachira’s first/best friend is his mama :’)

he walked (dribbled), slept rough, and hitchhiked all the way to osaka from chiba prefecture for 5 days just to go see one of her art exhibitions too

he got a fortune from a shrine that literally read that he will meet his “ 運命の相手” - unmei no aite, literally ‘partner of fate’ or ‘fated partner’, bachisagi soulmate-isms r crazy

he won a 4 on 1 fight with a bunch of delinquents in osaka

rin liked ice cream but really he’d be happy with anything as long as sae bought it for him

the itoshi bros played for the kamakura united youth club, which won the U15 national league

they shared a bedroom growing up

rin gets bad grades in every subject other than english bc hes too busy thinking abt football, and hes only good at english bc he wants to go pro and play internationally

rin got into horror movies and games only after sae left for spain, he likes the thrill they give him, especially splatter films

he found a scene of someone getting chopped up w/ a chainsaw calming after he had a rough day,, damn okay rin in there anything u wanna talk abt edgelord?

“Perhaps because of this stress, he has recently been watching shark movies at night, where sharks attack humans. It’s refreshing to see a giant man-eating shark attack and munch on humans.” what a fuckin chuuni oml

sae got trending on japanese football twitter for scoring a hattrick for real madrid’s youth team

rin did the tongue-out-in-concentration/bloodlust thing pre-bluelock too apparantly

he didnt talk to sae whilst he was in spain bc he didnt want to bother him but he kept up news of him and thought abt him a lot

“He thought he would just shout out loud “I'm the best in Japan!” and hug him, but in reality, that didn't work out that way” <- rins first thought seeing sae after 4 years, excuse me whilst i sob

chigiri went to a ‘jitsugyo’ school, which is like a vocational tech or business school, it also has a foreign name (’lacosute’) so its probably a private school, maybe missionary?

chigiri likes cats awww, there was specially a stray black cat he’d talk to and buy karinto manju for

his ACL is attached to his knee in an odd which which is why he can run so fast

chigiri stopped cutting his hair after he quit going to his school’s football club once he finished rehab for his knee

reo got baya to hire him a whole team of ppl including a coach, nutritionist, nurse, etc once he decided on football, fuckin rich ppl i swear

all the adults who worked w/ reo sing his praises but also said how cheeky he was lmaooo

reo was learning english, spanish, and german in preperation for going pro

he also got a specially made football training VR facility made for him this boy i swear

reo bribed the hakuho football club w/ fancy meat and the opportunity to meet idols to get them to put more effort in

immediately upon meeting nagi reo notices his height and how ‘cool’ and ‘intense’ his trapping is like okay fruit

#bluelock #bluelock light novels #isagi yoichi #nagi seishiro #bachira meguru #itoshi rin #chigiri hyouma #mikage reo #og post //

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twistedroseytoesy · 1 year

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Heyy! i can't seem to find a rules page and I don't know if your requests are open or not but if they are I would like to request a megalodon!reader x octavinells

If your reqs are closed please ignore this

Have a good day (^°^)/

Thank you for inspiring me to make a rules page! Also ask box is always open, Might take me a while to post the story to asks. But it’s always open annd they will get done unless I say otherwise! Thank you for the request!

Description

the most deadly and historically known terror of the sea other than the Kraken. Thought to be extinct. Until you came along. From another world where merfolk exist along with more ancient forms of sea life. Your mer form is a startling 47 feet long, rendering you the size of a whale. Many who saw your mer form believed you to be a whale, until they saw your many rows of gigantic sharp teeth. Your jaws are a bit larger than normal and you have a scary bite force, able to bite through steel if you really tried.

Your human form is an intimidating 8 ft tall. With a shark toosh smile similar to the tweel's smiles, you just have multiple rows of teeth. a rather prominent jaw to house your impressive bite and larger strong limbs to show that you are an apex predator. Anyone who tried to mess with you would come beaten and bruised, maybe a broken bone and a bite mark if they truly pissed you off.

Octavinelle

Azul: Honestly thought you weren't that smart due to how you acted more like a cliche jock. Tried to trick you into working for him as a bouncer and waiter due to your impressive size and strength keeping many in line. Unfortunately for him, you knew of his shady dealings and gave him a piece of your mind. Over time he started to work his way into being a friend of yours. He was also the only one more than happy to serve you so much food, you ate a horrifying amount that would make most buffets struggle after you left. asks to have some of your teeth if you shed/lose any so he can sell them, gives you 40% of the profit. Congratulates you on being a part of Mostro lounge's first official merch, the megalodon tooth necklace!

When he first encountered your mer form he nearly inked himself at your huge size! You're the size of a whale with the abilities and cunningness of a great white shark! you teased him a bit at how bite-sized he and the twins are compared to you, but you've grown soft for them so they can stay around.

Overall he's fairly scared of you for good reason. Eventually gets you to work for mostro lounge as a bouncer and a merch supplier in return for you getting large meals that would make any competitive eater gawk in awe.

Jade: Finds you so fascinating and asks many questions of what other animals are common in your world but extinct in this one. At first, he is rather annoying to you, like a dolphin that wouldn't leave you alone. Of course over time he is able to find and connect with you over interests in the world above the sea. Despite your large size, you enjoy the hikes through the mountains with him and the trivia he shares. You enjoy the texture of wood and like biting large branches in half for the fun of it.

When he first encountered your mer form he was in awe. Carefully circling you and feeling every part you allowed him to. the way he liked to cling to the underside of your right fin reminded you of the large remoras that liked to accompany you back home. you humar his questions and if he tried to vagly threaten you or annoys you enough with questions you easily fling him out of the water.

Overall, he is interested in you and your powerful jaws' abilities. Collects your teeth after experiments for the lounge and tries to find something for you to safely chew on other than old tree branches. asks too many questions for your liking but oh well.

Floyd: Called you "Sharkie" at first because you acted like a big tough shark he knew once. Likes to climb you due to your large stature. laughs when you throw him off. Also likes it when you chase him because he tried to bite you. You're so much fun to play and mess around with! once he is told what you are he calls you either "megalodon" or "mega shark".

When he first saw your merform was one of the few times he was entirely still around you. There are very few things that are larger than him and jade other than some whales and they are harmless compared to you now. When you smirk at him he zooms around you. Asking excitedly if you were a megalodon. you say yes with pride and he immediately tries to steal a tooth. able to get one just before you try to bite him in half. initiates lots of chasing games, usually, you chasing after him. Over time you find it rather fun, sometimes catching him gently in your jaws. Azul fainted one time when he witness you doing this. Jade looked about ready to murder before floyd happily wiggled out from between your jaws.

Overall, you're super fun to play with and he loves the danger adrenaline high you give him when you chase him in either form. also tried to do a biting competition but stoped when he chipped a tooth.

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deadliestfishinthesea · 3 months

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Love always comes back (like a boomerang)

How you meet Captain Boomerang while working undercover for A.R.G.U.S. (and eventually fall for him)

Part 1.

Boomerang X Y/n

CW: swearing

2.600 words

You can also read this on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54019207/chapters/136749250

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“I am aware that you are already well informed of the system I have put into place. But I will warn you again, Dr. Y/n. These people are not your allies. If they see a chance to take the upper hand, they will take it, even at the cost of your life. I hope you keep that in mind if you are to get the chance of working with Colonel Flag on the field.“ Amanda Waller's everlastingly stern voice rang out trough the speakers. Y/n looked at the screen, directly into the woman's cold eyes.

“Yes, ma'am. Of course.“ Unwavering calm ran though her own voice, a skill she obtained with years of communicating with people in power.

“Good. You have been granted access to inmate 117-12-60. Direct contact isn't allowed.“ As if she'd want to be in any kind of direct contact with a dangerous convict.

“Copy that, ma'am.“ The woman disappreared from the screen and Y/n leaned back from the table where the laptop sat. She turned her head to her side, looking at Aaron Cash, one of the main guards around here. He offered her a derisive smile, nodding his head once.

“Ready to swim with the sharks?“

“From what I heard there's only one shark in here.“

Cash let out a short chuckle, crossing his arms in a way that seemed to convey his superior knowledge on the matter, but Y/n wasn't sold on that just yet.

“Oh he ain't the deadliest fish in this sea.“

_____

For the rather unimpressive amount of time she worked in the facility, Y/n had seen with her own eyes a good portion of prisoners be admitted into the so called shithole named Elizabeth Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane. And if she was honest, she had to partially agree with the nickname – it definitely was a shithole, just more so for the inmates than it was for her.

One of the prisoners she witnessed being brought in was George 'Digger' Harkness himself, alias 'Captain Boomerang'. Whatever the case was, in this place he went by 'inmate 117-12-60' as stated in the official reports.

She distinctly remembers the man, restrained with metal clasps around his ankles and hands on something resembling a box cart that the guards used to manouver him around. He was unsuccessfully trying to set himself free, cursing at the guards the whole time.

“Piss off ya' fucken' mongrel!“ Colorful, she thought as she watched from a distance.

“Now that's some fresh meat. Had a bit of trouble finding this guy.“ Cash stood next to her with a smug expression on his face as he spoke.

“Get a dog up ya', ya' wristy-“ One of the guards grabbed him and the clasps opened, nearly sending him to the ground, „Ah, 'coff ya cunt!“

Y/n had a hard time understanding what he was saying from this distance. She frowned as she watched the scene unfold. Once inside the cell, a beep of the comms on the guard's chest could be heard, followed by a few words exchanged, and the laser beams on each side of the cell's entrance lit up, finally imprisoning Captain Boomerang.

She watched the convict with curious eyes the whole time she was leaving, and the last thing she remembers is him turning his head and looking directly at her before she fully turned around.

The memory ended then, and she was back in the present, listening to her and Cash's boots echo on the ground as they walked the halls. Once in front of the big metal doors, they opened with a loud clang and she squeezed her clipboard as they entered the penitentiary, spotting her targeted cell in the corner.

She took a deep breath and reminded herself of her task, glancing at her clipboard. Go in, talk to the inmate, see if he has potential for Waller's plan, get out.

“I think I'll be okay from now on.“ She told Cash with a turn on her head.

“You sure?“

“Yeah.“ She looked ahead at the cell. She needed to do this alone. With a shrug and a mutter of 'okays' and 'fines' Dixen left for the door, leaving her to walk alone towards the guard standing in front of the cell.

While walking she remembered that at this hour, most of the prisoners were sent out for yard time, so nearly every cell in the block was empty. But not Boomerang's. Y/n wasn't sure why he wasn't also outside, and she questioned if the rumors the guards were passing around were actually true. Apparently, a fight breaking out in the yard a couple of days ago resulted in three guards being dropped unconcious and Boomerang being sentanced to lockdown for the rest of the week. Given the place they were in, Y/n considered that an almost merciful punishment. She wondered if that really happened, or if her request for privacy had been granted so they held him back for her arrival.

The entrance to the cell was seethrough thanks to only the lasers acting as doors, but from her angle it didn't show Harkness yet. She approached the guard standing next to the entrance.

“You can go.“ An all access security card was already in her hand, hovering in front of his face.

“But-„

“I said go.“

He turned with hesitation, but didn't say anything as he walked away. When the guard was out of range, she looked at the cell, but still couldn't see Harkness. She had seen him before, though, even if only once. She stepped to the side, now facing the cell entrance, and Captain Boomerang himself.

Boomerang's back was turned to her, but when he heard the boots outside his cell finally walk up to him he turned around. She instinctively took note of his issued white t-shirt and orange sweats. His hands were in his pockets. He didn't say anything, just stared at her, which created an uncomfortable pit in her stomach that she hoped she hid well enough with her neutral gaze. He started walking right up to her and Y/n realised with every step she wasn't prepared as well as she'd thought. He was huge up close. Not only taller but much bulkier than she remembered. He was so close his body was nearly touching the lasers, and she started to wonder what would happen if he did touch them.

Even with his surprising proximity she didn't move, and she wasn't sure why. Maybe she was caught off guard and frozen, or she didn't want to seem intimidated by stepping back. He stared down at her with his eyebrows drawn in an almost captivating frown and his head cocked to the side in intrigue. Y/n quickly realized he was checking her out, comparing and assesing how much of a threat she was. Should she be offended if he didn't see her as one?

“George Harkness?“ She finally broke what felt like a minute long silence.

“Who's askin'?“ He spoke in a low tone, never breaking eye contact.

“My name is Y/n, I'm a licenced psychologist.“

“Yeah, I remember you. You were the sheila staring at me when I came in here.“

Her eyebrows raised, but she hid the slight embarassment she felt, “Yes. I was sent here to… evaluate some inmates by the request of the warden.“

“Ah, what? I send a couple assholes to medical and all of a sudden I'm qualified for a drongo?“ He scoffed.

“So you did cause a fight in the yard?“ It was true after all, and Y/n realised she could use it to her advantage.

“Oh, I'm not confessin' anythin' to ya, missy, but you're in the wrong spot. See, I ain't got a 'roo loose in the top paddock like some of these nutcases.“

“I don't think you're crazy. But I was sent here to prove it. If you want to be let out of lockdown you'll have to answer some of my questions.“

He leaned back and glanced around for a moment, “Then shouldn't these therapeutic sessions be done in uh… I don't know, not in the middle of a cell block?“

“Well, I'm afraid it's hard to provide a seaside view lounge on such short notice. We'll have to make due with what we have.“

“Aw, killer. I'm best relaxed when out of handcuffs. Well, most times, that is.“ He sneered. She tried her best to ignore his comment.

“My first question-“

“So they let you in this shithole with no security jus' for a questionaire?“, he squinted at her.

“I asked for a private conversation.“

„That's why you ordered ol' guard here to fuck off like you're his boss?“ Her eyes widened slightly at his words. Did he just figure out she wasn't here for that kind of evaluation? Maybe doing this without Cash by her side wasn't such a good idea.

Harkness saw the way she was caught off guard and chuckled low and taunting, “You aren't just some psychiatrist, are ya, love?“

“Psychologist.“

“Yeah, yeah, but what else?“

She sighed, “It doesn't matter what I am. What matters is if you want to-„

“I'll tell you what I want.“, he lowered his head to match her height, “I want out of here. And not just out this cell, out the whole place. An' if you can't do squat about that, then your questions won't be much help to ya', doc'.“

“You're right. I can't do that.“

Y/n was quiet for a moment.

“Well then, I guess we're done here.“ She spoke quietly.

“Yeah, we are.“ He nearly whispered.

Both of them were quiet for a few seconds, still looking at each other, but when she caught herself observing the loose strands of hair on his forehead she abruptly broke the silence.

“Thank you for your cooperation, George Harkness.“, her proffessional tone cleary got on his nerves, but he stayed quiet. He backed away from the lasers then, and she turned around to leave.

When the big doors opened again, Cash was waiting on the other side. He shot her a questioning look. She started walking down the hall.

“I need to make a report.“

____

“All in all, you have the upper hand. He is motivated to get out of here, by any cost, and if you grant him that hope I don't see how he wouldn't be willing to do your bitting.“

The woman on her laptop screen nodded approvingly, “Good work, Dr. Y/n. Your next evaluation will be with inmate 00-10-94, so called King Shark. He is the newest added member to our little circus.“ Waller went over some details about the shark, and as she was explaining Y/n looked over to the folder next to her. Captain Boomerang's records.

She knew they were all convicts, guilty of all kinds of crimes. She aimed her attention back to the screen, trying not to think about the conversation she had with Boomerang. It was all just standard procedure she had to follow to work with Rick Flag and the task force Waller wanted so damn much. Still, gathering information to find out whether they would risk suicide for freedom made her stomach turn a little. She knew about Waller's contingency plan, but she didn't know how exactly she planned to make the criminals do anything she wanted. It wouldn't be good enough if she just promised them shortened sentances, they would all escape the moment they stepped foot outside. Y/n could imagine just how far Waller would go to ensure that doesn't happen.

____

Less than a week later Harkness was let out of lockdown. Y/n spotted him outside during yard time when she was making her way from the north wing to the penitentiary. It was pretty cold out and there was a slight fog in the distance, thouh he was playing basketball. In shorts. He palyed with three other inmates, laughing at them whenever they missed their shot.

She looked to the fence, where an inmate was arguing with a security officer. Y/n approached the fence and a guard opened the entrance for her, letting her into the yard.

“Doctor.“

“Hey, Gary. What's with the First Amendment over there?“ she watched the argument between the officer and the inmate get more heated.

“Oh, that guy? We call him Rango. Just got him in a couple weeks ago.“

“Hard time adjusting to prison, it seems.“

Before she could reach the door to the building Rango punched the guard he was yelling at across the face, sending him stumbling backwards and nearly bumping into Y/n. It was as Rango went to take another punch which would've hit Y/n that Digger Harkness socked him across the jaw. Where did he come from? Digger landed another uppercut before Rango hit a right hook to his temple.

“Get him, Boomerang!“ she heard an inmate yell before a majority of them started cheering.

Y/n watched in disbelief as they went crashing into a table. Guards quickly ran up to pull Harknss off of the guy, yeling at both of the convicts in the process.

“Really, Harkness!? After you just got out?“

“Give him a break, man, he just really misses his cell!“

Y/n's eyes were on him the whole time as they dragged him away. Did he really just save her? He didn't have to. They both knew he was on thin ice since he fought those guards, now he was definitely up for lockdown again just because he saved her. Holy shit, she thought, he's up for lockdown because he saved her. She had to stop the guards.

After a short time she made her way over to the medical facility. There were a couple of officers standing in front of it and before she could go in one of them spoke up.

“Y/n!“

She turned to him, “Gary!“

“You okay?“

“Yes, I'm- Where's officer Ryan? I need to talk to him.“

“Uh, broken nose, he's in there. But be careful-“

“Thanks, I know.“ She was already opening the door to the building. When she found the room officer Ryan is supposed to be in she stepped in and walked past Boomerang. He was sat up in the adjustale hospital bed, tied to it with leather restraints around his ankles and wrists, and when he looked up at her surprise spread trough his features, but she didn't have time for that as she walked right by him.

Boomerang couldn't hear any voices coming from the other rooms, so he imagined she already left, but after some time she walked back into the room.

“Well, fuck me dead, if it it isn't miss pretend doctor?“

She rolled her eyes, stopping at the foot of the bed. She could look at him up close now and notice his black eye, along with a slight bruise on his jaw. He had a couple of stitches on his shoulder, and she could only guess there was more on his back.

“You look like shit.“

“Hah, then you clearly didn't see the other poor bastard. Oh, and you're welcome, love.“

“No, you're welcome. I talked to the guards, they should… shorten your lockdown.“

“Hey, fair suck of the sav, doc'.“

“What?“

“I saved you from a nasty bruise, but I did the paw patrol a favor too, ya know. That wanker Rango's been up their asses two weeks now. And all I get is a fifty percent isolation discount?“

“You broke a table. And I never said it was fifty percent.“

He groaned, his head falling back on the pillow. He looked at her, not moving his head, and to Y/n he looked like he was resting on a deckchair on a nice remote beach rather than recovering from a fight in a prison yard.

“Betcha wouldn't even untie me if I asked.“ He wriggled his hands around in his cuffs to emphasize his point.

“You're right.“

He looked at the ceiling in defeat, but his eyes found her again when she spoke up.

“But.. I did want to thank you.“

“Well, let's hear it, then.“

“You just did.“ she said as she walked out of the room.

#prison fight #romance #captain boomerang #digger harkness #george harkness #ssktjl #dcu #dc comics #forbidden love #suicide squad kill the justice league

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thehollowwriter · 24 days

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Warnings: Mentions of self harm

The Official Bio of Sonata Clearcove

Basic Info:

Name: Sonata Clearcove

Homeland: The Coral Sea

Species: Half cookie cutter shark mer, half rainbow parrotfish mer

Occupation: Uni student studying music

Birthday: 28 July

Age: 25

Height/length: 155cm

Dominant hand: Right

Family:

•Unnamed mother

•Unnamed older sisters

•Uncle: Morrigan (deceased)

•Uncle: Silas

•Unnamed uncles and aunts

•Cousin: Finn

•Unnamed cousins

Preferences:

Hobbies: Writing songs, singing, learning new ways of doing makeup

Likes: Music, singing, fashion, humans, land, concerts, fancy food

Dislikes: The dark, blood, being told no, the more animalistic mers, herself, Silas, Timo

Favourite food: Chocolate

Least favourite food: Shrimp

Appearance

Sonata looks like a cookie cutter shark, though her tail is wider and her fins are smaller. Her mom may be a human appearing rainbow parrotfish mer, but she takes after her mother, a cookie cutter shark mer, the most of all.

Her skin, scales, and tail are white and pastel blue, her fins and the swirly stripes up her arms, face and tail are pastel pink, and the very edges of her fins are dark blue. Her teeth are sharp like the tweels, though her top front teeth are merged to form a beak like irl parrotfish

Her hair is long and wavy, and pastel pink with pastel blue streaks running through it like this:

She keeps it loose and rarely ties it up.

The webbing on her right hand between her index and middle finger is very scarred and damaged. She uses a weak illusion spell to hide it.

Personality:

Sour-sweet personified. She's nice, until she isn't. She's quite spoiled (Cause mama Clearcove didn't want her to feel like a constant failure like she did), and her main focus at most times is ensuring she gets what she wants or whatever she feels will ensure her own happiness. She's got that... fake kind of kindness. Think of Azul's "benevolence," but really, she just thinks whoever she's talking to is trashy. She's kinder to her own family, but even she can say things that are scathing in that sweet tone. She's also the embodiment of "It's just a joke bro" and often does cruel tricks on people and stuff. She once stole the courting gift Floyd gave Finn (a necklace of barracuda teeth).and threatened to break it, then was like "lmao it's just a joke you look so stressed" for example. Yes, she's in her 20s.

However, she has very low self-esteem due to being severely bullied as a child and absolutely hates how she looks. She wishes she looked more human, like her mom. She makes up for it by telling herself that she is the best and acting like it, too. She's similar to Blaze in the sense. However unlike him, every time she's awful (which is often) the sense of satisfaction is quick to fade and she just thinks "what is wrong with me?"

Some Fun Facts/Extra Info (This is gonna be a long one):

•Sonata has magic, but it's only strong enough for a few levitation spells

•She wants to be famous one day

•When I say she hates how she looks, I mean it. When she was younger, her moms caught her trying to cut off the webbing between her hands with a knife. She now has permanent scars there.

•The only things she likes about herself are her voice and her beauty.

•She looked up to Morrigan a lot since she was a teen when he was around and remembers him well. She was deeply hurt at the new of his death and grieved for a long time. She blames Silas for his death

•She also admires her grandparents, which is not great since they have harmful views that she has internalised and have damaged her in the long run

•She is afraid of Silas, and Silas thinks she's a snivelling brat (he called her that when she was like 11 and she started crying which pissed off her mom and-)

•She doesn't necessarily dislike Finn, but she also doesn't... really like him, either? She's quite mean to him and insults him a lot but also very nice and gives him presents and it confuses the fuck out of him

•She doesn't like the dark, but she will pay Silas and Finn a visit once every six months or so for reasons known only to her, even though Silas doesn't want her there. Silas' wards don't hurt her only because she's Morrigan's niece, and for that reason, Silas doesn't want her to get too hurt

•She doesn't like Timo, and Timo doesn't like her. She leaves him in a constant state of "istg if she weren't Mister Silas' niece I'd slap her"

Tagging: @distant-velleity @br3adtoasty @rainesol @theleechyskrunkly @jovieinramshackle

@galaxies-and-gore @cyanide-latte @cynthinesia @officialdaydreamer00 @krenenbaker

@offorestsongs @kitwasnothere @elenauaurs @boopshoops @am0nline

@1dont-really-know @kazumify @minteasketches @elysia-nsimp @skrimpyskimpy

@casp1an-sea @offorestsongs @tixdixl @poisoned-pearls @the-trinket-witch

@ramshacklerumble @ghostiidasponk @thegoldencontracts

#sonata clearcove #morrigan clearcove #silas clearcove #twisted wonderland #twst oc

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carnivorousyandeere · 4 months

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valentine with the triplets‼️‼️ (together or separate whichever u prefer)

Ough ough ough this is such a cute ask!! Thank you 🫶 Decided to do individual Valentine’s HCs, before you and them are officially items~

Hailey: absolutely pissed if you don’t initiate taking her out on a date. You can protest all you like that she acts like she hates you half the time, but it doesn’t matter. Hailey dresses you up and drags you to a cute lil diner anyway, grumbling about how she has to do everything herself. If you are the one to ask her out, though, she gets super smug about it. Either way, she takes a bunch of pictures of you and her, but implies she’s only your Valentine out of pity on her socials.

Rayleigh: wakes up early and waits outside of your dorm room just to be the first to give you a Valentine’s card— shark themed, of course. Doesn’t expect a whole date, but if you don’t give her a Valentine card, or you gives cards to other people, she goes back to her dorm room to wrap herself in a blanket and cry as if you’ve been dating for months and you just dumped her. If you ask her out, she still cries, but in a happy way. She also ordered some V-Day themed lingerie just in case, but her sisters intercepted the package and roasted her so thoroughly that she didn’t even end up wearing it.

Kaylee: writes you a poem, but it’s hauntingly cryptic and only romantic in the way that Hannibal’s conversations with Will Graham are, which is to say, devastatingly. If you try to ask her if they’re being serious, they just laugh and start messing with your head instead. She’s not really the super romantic type, but she does like making you all confused and flustered. She does ask if you wanna go “prank” couples out on campus by booing whenever somebody gets asked out/proposed to, or just to throw water balloons at anybody indulging in PDA. That is her idea of a date. If you refuse, she only says, “Your loss,” and goes and does it on her own. How she’s remained in the student council is a miracle (nepotism. It’s nepotism. Also terribly old security cameras).

Tag List: @hana-no-seiiki

#mail 📬#student council yans #oc Hailey #oc Kaylee #oc Rayleigh #my thoughts #yandere #yandere oc #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #yandere x darling #yandere x you #yandere x reader #yandere cw #yandere valentines

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Hey footemoji fans. Are you confused as hell? Well I, lemonade (NOT PISS) anon, am here to help. Here is a detailed explanation of the lore all in one post.

⭐️ lobotomy anon jokes that everyone who’s sent an ask should fight to the death, similar to in hunger games. This is the beginning of the end.

⭐️ footemoji puts everyone (who asked on time) into a hunger games simulator.

⭐️ this includes: @miahasahardname, @ferocioustrout, @dead-ask, @sillywillysthings, @bald69420, @1nt3rnet-ang3l, turtle anon, shark anon, candy anon, alien anon, lobotomy anon, Michelle Obama, @honkmaster69, renaissance total drama mf, @yourfavoriteperso, good anon, cake anon, ski jacket anon, tgirl Noah anon, @girl-loving-loser-137, @pinklemonslices, @laylajusttime, shoe anon, and @cupidariumzz.

⭐️ turtle and shark anon are not happy to be in the same district, they hate eachother over Duncan total drama. (Gwourtney coded idk)

⭐️ long story short, @laylajusttime won!

⭐️ this is when shit starts to go down

⭐️ turtle anon says that shark anon is braindead, while other people are rooting for an enemies to lovers arc.

⭐️ lobotomy anon angry to have died to early considering they came up with the footemoji hunger games idea.

⭐️ turtle and shark still beefing and being shipped

⭐️@ferocioustrout misses lobotomy anon. Foreshadowing.

⭐️ Turshark anon born.

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets second lobotomy.

⭐️ theory that turtle and shark are the same person is born.

⭐️ shark asks if turtle listens to mitski.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout says that they want to ‘have beef with someone enemies to lovers style too ):’, footemoji suggests @dead-ask because they killed them in the hunger games sim. lobotomy anon responds to that by saying ‘I hate you’

⭐️ turtle does listen to mitski!

⭐️ shark says that their favorite song is crack baby.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout responds to the ‘I hate you’ with ‘UMMMMMM OKAY LOBOTOMY ANON…. 😳’, to which lobotomy anon replies ‘toxic Yuri time >:)’

⭐️ turtle thinks burning hill is better. More beef.

⭐️ the ship names turshark and ferotomy are coined

⭐️ shark asks to 1v1 turtle in tower of hell on Roblox. Turtle agrees.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout agrees to ‘toxic yuri time’

⭐️ shark finds turtles blog, doesn’t expose it.

⭐️ lobotomy anon and @ferocioustrout get married.

⭐️ shark says turtle sucks at tower of hell, and they are revealed to be strangers to eachother, not friends or the same person. Turtle says that they’re good at tower of hell and to fuck off. Shark won, though.

⭐️ turtle gets sharks Snapchat irl, people freak out that turshark is canon.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout says that they have bad news, them and lobotomy got a divorce and they took the kids. Lobotomy anon sends an ask begging to see their kids.

⭐️ ferocioustrout and lobotomy anon get remarried (un-divorced, as ferocioustrout calls it)

⭐️ ferotomy fanchild anon born.

⭐️ lemonade (not piss) anon (me) called piss anon

⭐️ hungeremoji coined as official fandom name

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets 4th lobotomy, although they never mention their 3rd. They also canonically have no brain.

⭐️ ferotomy fanchild says that their parents need to get their shit together

⭐️ lemonade (not piss) anon (me) revealed to be secret ferotomy child and product of an affair

⭐️@ferocioustrout and lobotomy anon divorce again.

And that’s where we leave off! For now 😈

⭐️ Lemonade (not piss) anon

thanks piss anon for the recap you’re my new favorite

#footemoji #hungeremoji #turshark #ferotomy #footemoji lore

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Hey footemoji fans. Are you confused as hell? Well I, lemonade (NOT PISS) anon, am here to help. Here is a detailed explanation of the lore all in one post. UPDATED VERSION!!

⭐️ lobotomy anon jokes that everyone who’s sent an ask should fight to the death, similar to in hunger games. This is the beginning of the end.

⭐️ footemoji puts everyone (who asked on time) into a hunger games simulator.

⭐️ turtle and shark anon are not happy to be in the same district, they hate eachother over Duncan total drama. (Gwourtney coded idk)

⭐️ long story short, @laylajusttime won!

⭐️ this is when shit starts to go down

⭐️ turtle anon says that shark anon is braindead, while other people are rooting for an enemies to lovers arc.

⭐️ lobotomy anon angry to have died to early considering they came up with the footemoji hunger games idea.

⭐️ turtle and shark still beefing and being shipped

⭐️@ferocioustrout misses lobotomy anon. Foreshadowing.

⭐️ Turshark anon born.

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets second lobotomy.

⭐️ theory that turtle and shark are the same person is born.

⭐️ shark asks if turtle listens to mitski.

⭐️ turtle does listen to mitski!

⭐️ shark says that their favorite song is crack baby.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout responds to the ‘I hate you’ with ‘UMMMMMM OKAY LOBOTOMY ANON…. 😳’, to which lobotomy anon replies ‘toxic Yuri time >:)’

⭐️ turtle thinks burning hill is better. More beef.

⭐️ the ship names turshark and ferotomy are coined

⭐️ shark asks to 1v1 turtle in tower of hell on Roblox. Turtle agrees.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout agrees to ‘toxic yuri time’

⭐️ shark finds turtles blog, doesn’t expose it.

⭐️ lobotomy anon and @ferocioustrout get married.

⭐️ turtle gets sharks Snapchat irl, people freak out that turshark is canon.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout says that they have bad news, them and lobotomy got a divorce and they took the kids. Lobotomy anon sends an ask begging to see their kids.

⭐️ ferocioustrout and lobotomy anon get remarried (un-divorced, as ferocioustrout calls it)

⭐️ ferotomy fanchild anon born.

⭐️ lemonade (not piss) anon (me) called piss anon

⭐️ hungeremoji coined as official fandom name

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets 4th lobotomy, although they never mention their 3rd. They also canonically have no brain.

⭐️ ferotomy fanchild says that their parents need to get their shit together

⭐️ lemonade (not piss) anon (me) revealed to be secret ferotomy child and product of an affair

⭐️@ferocioustrout and lobotomy anon divorce again.

⭐️ false alarm! Ferotomy is back!

⭐️ internet69420 wedding is happening now :)

⭐️ black cat ‘anon’ (more on that later) born.

⭐️ ferotomy divorce again ): (@ferocioustrout says they ‘’feel like the wine aunt who’s gotten divorced 4 times. Maybe because I am’’)

⭐️ ferotomy is back again

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets their 6th lobotomy.

⭐️ some anon says ‘why do we have the ship name turshark when we could have shartle’. Shartle is agreed on by some, disputed by others who prefer the classics.

⭐️ shark anon thinks turtle anon is cool, but has bad music taste and is bad at tower of hell.

⭐️ black cat anon wants a lobotomy.

⭐️ shark confirms that they and turtle are not dating (shartle lovers in tears)

⭐️ lobotomy anon responds to black cat anon, saying that they “can’ty” (can’t) give them a lobotomy because their brain hurts. Black cat anon gives them a hairball to help.

⭐️ lobotomy anon wants to see the kids that @ferocioustrout got custody of, because ferotomy is divorced. again. Lobotomy anon is BEGGING to see the kids, @footemoji tells @ferocioustrout to take them back.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout agrees, but ‘only for the kids’

⭐️ some anon says ‘piss anon (me) died for our sins’. This starts a bunch of people calling me Jesus/peesus/piss jesus.

⭐️ marriage counseler anon born.

⭐️https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734079265514061824/just-gonna-leave-this-here?source=share piss Jesus renaissance paintings.

⭐️ limeade anon born (the antichrist)

⭐️ ferotomy (possibly) getting marriage counseling?

⭐️https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734089872914169857/idk-why-i-made-this?source=share more @footemoji lore renaissance paintings.

⭐️ if they did get marriage counseling, it didn’t work. Ferotomy is divorced again.

⭐️ @bald69420 thinks ferotomy really needs the marriage counseling, they are correct.

⭐️ official designs for some anons made! Candy anon, lobotomy anon, ski jacket anon, shark anon, and turtle anon. Every one of those anons seems to like their designs :) https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734093879054385152/i-may-or-may-not-have-made-designs-for-some-of-the?source=share

⭐️ ferotomy remarried again!

⭐️ hepatitis anon born

⭐️ it’s so sad that the only official design of me is fanart of me as Jesus. Still, I do like it. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734098677665251328/pisslemonade-anon-jesus-fanart-3?source=share

⭐️ it’s @bald69420’s birthday!

⭐️ lobotomy anon gets their 7th lobotomy ):

⭐️ footemoji total drama simulator! This includes: @3amclothesmonster, black cat anon, cake anon, @ferocioustrout, @footemoji, @noah-bout-it, @1nt3rnet-ang3l, lobotomy anon, marriage counselor anon, sock anon, wizard anon, @average-mike-fan, @bald69420, candy anon, @cupidariumzz, hepatitis anon, jellyfish anon, @pinklemonslices, me (lemonade/piss anon), shark anon, ski jacket anon, and turtle anon.

⭐️ during this, another ferotomy divorce happens.

⭐️ candy anon wins and gets a bunch of fanart! It’s sweet :) https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734114502014025728/to-quote-my-lobotomy-wife-congations?source=share , https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734114804691812352/congrats-to-candy-anon?source=share

⭐️ @dead-ask having their joker arc due to telling @footemoji about the total drama sim and not being included.

⭐️ lobotomy is gonna get their 8th lobotomy, which marriage counselor anon advices against. ferotomy is back again btw.

⭐️ jellyfish gives lobotomy a new brain. Lobotomy immediately gets a lobotomy.

⭐️ limeade anon (antichrist) thinks that we should do a rpdr sim, which @footemoji thinks that @ferocioustrout would win. @ferocioustrout agrees. For once I agree with limeade anon.

⭐️ internet42069 wedding canon!! https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734182252109545472/me-n-bald69420s-wedding-i-made-two-other?source=share , https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734187039320424448/marriage-0?source=share , https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734193205142257664/the-comic-for-me-and-bald69420s-wedding-youre?source=share

⭐️ fanfic is released! Unrelated to lore, but read it!

⭐️ black cat ‘anon’ forgets to put anon on. They’re actually @1nt3rnet-ang3l

⭐️ me making this timeline: https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734207236707090432?source=share

⭐️ black cat anon death arc, is revived

⭐️ tuxedo cat anon born (they also have fanart!) https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734208606026842112/tuxedo-cat-anon-sleep-on-black-cat-anons-grave?source=share

⭐️ black dog anon born. They and black cat anon fight.

⭐️ some anon suggests a footemoji warrior cats au, or ‘footclan.’ @ferocioustrout agrees, @footemojidoes NOT.

⭐️ @ferocioustrout keeps talking about the warrior cats au. @footemoji is not happy.

⭐️ black cat anon becomes Angel black cat not anon

⭐️ I’m a warrior cats oc now. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734208958891491328/guys-this-is-my-warrior-cats-oc-pissjesus-do-not?source=share

⭐️ black dog anon becomes evil black dog anon, is promptly dragged to hell.

⭐️ @footemoji does not want to be baptized in piss.

⭐️ Marriage counselor and @3amclothesmonster are friends!

⭐️ @footemoji total Roblox drama meetup!

⭐️ I make a Roblox account for this (I’m terrible at roblox and it wasn’t letting me move) friend me @lemonadeanon!

⭐️ not sure of everyone who was in the total Roblox drama game, but @1nt3rnet-ang3l won!

⭐️ @ferocioustrout sends in this atrocious image with the caption ‘rate my fit’ https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734337644232884224/rate-my-fit?source=share

⭐️ lobotomy is given 5 brains by chicken anon.

⭐️ lobotomy has now had 14 lobotomies.

⭐️ everyone hates @ferocioustrout’s outfit other than @miahasahardname and black cat not anon

⭐️ @ferocioustrout apology video drops! https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734342532848402432/sorry-guys?source=share

⭐️ class pets (animal themed anons/not anons) get fanart! https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734350071716577280/class-pets?source=share

⭐️ discord server is created (join it btw)

⭐️ lobotomy is apparently dead and a cryptid now. They also have fanart. Toxic Yuri FTW. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734373802483580928/guys-its?source=share

⭐️ @ferocioustrout put in time out corner by ski jacket anon for sending cursed images and almost getting tdn cancelled somehow.

⭐️ lobotomy anon is not hanging in there.

⭐️ @gr33ncynth is revealed to be candy anon!

⭐️ @footemoji and @pinklemonslices get married and adopt multiple children.

⭐️ some anon asks ‘did it hurt when you fell from heaven’ (this is the start of something horrible)

⭐️ they then ask all of this and more. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734464375134519296/i-just-want-to-see-my-family-again?source=share

⭐️ lobotomy, who is already struggling, is now being cheated on. They aren’t happy, telling candy to kts https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734465597032759296/wheres-lobotomy-anon-lobotomy-your-wife-is?source=share

⭐️ lobotomy, candy, and @ferocioustrout settle on polyamory.

⭐️ remember that one anon who was flirting with @footemoji? Well @pinklemonslices is not happy and wants to fight, to which the unnamed anon responds ‘ok square up’. Also they sent this. https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734466599761920000/makes-out-with-you?source=share

⭐️ @pinklemonslices brings up the fact that they’re matching pfps with @footemoji, and the anon ‘goes alpha mode’, telling @pinklemonslices ‘don’t test me’.

⭐️ @pinklemonslices comments on the fact that this anon won’t even turn off anon for the asks, and they respond by saying this.https://www.tumblr.com/footemoji/734467075779756033/httpswwwtumblrcomfootemoji734466978015789056?source=share

⭐️ @pinklemonslices dodges.

⭐️ the anon turns off anon. They’re actually someone called @swaggyclown469. They say ‘kill’s you’ (directed at @pinklemonslices) and @pinklemonslices makes fun of their bad grammar.

⭐️ @swaggyclown469 tells @pinklemonslices to take this to dms.

⭐️ this conversation happens. https://www.tumblr.com/lemonadeanonarchives/734473239914512384?source=share

⭐️ they are forgiven.

⭐️ 500 people ask me to do a lore update….

And that’s where we leave off! For now 😈

⭐️ Lemonade (not piss) anon

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madlad-sadgal · 9 months

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Goldenheart AU Pt. 4

Finally got around to doing part 4 of this AU, and this time we are exploring Nimona's backstory. Also, I highly recommend checking out the first three parts otherwise some things might not make sense. (If anyone had already read Part 3 (Bal's backstory) I updated it because I think the story makes more sense like this, so I suggest checking it out again!

[Part 1] [Part 2] [Part 3]

Well then here we go, Nimona's backstory. And please don't hesitate to add on to this in the tags or replies or send me a message about ideas you might have!

Quick warning, there's discussion of malnourishment at the beginning.

Nimona

Nimona's parents weren't the best really. They neglected their only child and provided only the basic needs they might need to survive, and Child Protective Services were contacted after many people noted how thin and malnourished they were, so they were placed in the foster system

They never stayed with the same family for long, their love for chaos and energetic attitude being too much for many

They adored animals and have often brought home snakes, frogs, etc. They've also tried many times to get into cages at the zoo, which always drove their foster parents crazy.

They had been fostered by these two kind people for around two weeks when a boy around ten years older than them arrived. His name was Ballister.

They had never had to deal with older kids before, much less 16 year old kids, but they assumed scaring him away or infuriating him was going to be as easy as it was with their past foster parents and that he was just an added obstacle

It really wasn't

When they tried getting into the basins at the aquarium, Vivian (foster mother) just snatched them away and brought them to the shark exhibit, something she new they loved and they spend the rest of the day there

When they tried getting into the cages at the zoo, William (foster father) picked them up and brought them either to one of the shows where they could watch birds or into one of those cage tunnels where the lions are all around you

And whenever they messed with Ballister's stuff or stole some things from his room, instead of getting mad, he'd ask them if they wanted to learn how certain things worked or offered to give them the thing they stole (he thought they liked them when it really was just to piss him off)

It was all annoying, the fact that none of them seemed to mind their chaotic nature, but in a way, it was also... freeing?

Before, everyone told them that they would need to act more lady-like in the future or that they needed to "tone it down" basically forcing them to keep all their energy inside until they exploded, usually with anger

Now, they could run around all they wanted and talk for hours at a time about how sharks are cool and someone would be listening at all time

They also really liked Ballister who always shared information he gathered about things they enjoyed and never minded when they corrected him about facts they go wrong

He talked a lot about a past friend of his and swears it was the Ambrosius Goldenloin, but they don't believe him

(They also quickly found out that the best way to piss him off was to play freestyle jazz, but they only took advantage of that a little)

They also quickly realized that they connected with music. Because while Bal preferred the bass and Nimona the drums, those instruments went pretty well together and they always had fun watching videos of combinations of those two

When Nimona turned 7, her biological parents had their rights terminated as they were unfit to care for a child, and Vivian and William offered to adopt them, and it didn't take long for them to agree. It was a long process, but eventually Nimona became their official child, along with Ballister who was adopted by them not long after

When Bal turned 17, a little less than a year after he arrived in the foster home, their foster parents bought him a bass set, and he was absolutely giddy

Nimona may or may not have been sour about it, but their parents promised them that they'd get their drum set one day, so it was fine

Sure enough, around three years later, Nimona got their drum set on their tenth birthday, and Vivian and William never said a thing about the loud banging that could be heard throughout the house while Bal helped them learn

Then, two years later, Bal was 22 and Nimona 12, and they both wanted to help their parents with the rent because money was starting to become rough and Bal saw how it was live on very little money and didn't want to go through that again and Nimona loved their family too much to see it crumble down

They both knew that little jobs at the park or with the mailman wouldn't cut it this time, and they also knew they had talent when it came to their instruments and music, but being just them two wouldn't cut it

That's when they met Meredith Blitzmeyer

Alright, I'm stopping it there, next is Meredith's backstory. Again, don't be afraid to add onto this!

Also, I'm thinking of writing a fanfic about this, so if I did, would anyone be interested in reading it? (I'll most likely write it anyways, but I'm still curious).

#nimona #ballister boldheart #nimona 2023 #nimona movie #nimona au #dr meredith blitzmeyer #ambrosius x ballister #goldenheart

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No Chips Fic

Okay so there's this fic about an au where the clones were raised to betray the jedi and change their minds and I have, not whole fic but a handful of conversations for it:

Rex is three very alcoholic cocktails in when Bly thumps down next to him with a beer and promptly faceplants into the table. "Mood." "She mourns our brothers when they die." Bly replies, barely coherent over the music and noisy brothers. "She mourns them with us and she found a way to get us those medical supplies when an admiral was stonewalling and she's freaking gorgeous on top of it - how am I supposed to handle this Rex??" "Don't ask me. I've got the crazy one remember?" He downs his drink. "Skywalker's supposed to be the non-traitor right? But he's crazy. I'm serious Bly. Completely batshit insane." "What'd he do this time?" The account of Skywalker's recent shenanigans (as if the 501st are not also somewhat crazy) is interrupted by Wolffe, Cody, and both Stone and Thorn as well joining them with their own drinks. Rex raises an eyebrow, mildly impressed that 2 Corrie Commanders managed to join, and asks "So have you thought about it?" "We're not fully convinced yet." Stone raises his hands as they start venting. "Cool it! We won't fight you alright!" He glares till they settle down, and continues "We aren't sure about your Jedi. But if you all decide, with absolute certainty, that this is the path you're going to take, we'll either back you or stay out of your way. Okay?" Bly lifts his head to say that's not good enough, catches sight of the bruising around Stone's eye, and changes his mind. "Maybe we should find you a Jedi. So you can see what we're talking about and get some extra protection." Both Corries snort and tell them that at the rate the Jedi seem to be going they'll get themselves all killed first because they're all idiots, which sparks an immediate argument over who's Jedi has done the craziest thing lately, and that's how they pass the rest of the night.

......

The next time they manage to get a bunch of commanders at 79s on the same night Fox and Thorn are there, and Fox is facedown on the table cursing under his breath. Bly grins like a shark and says "My general tells me you got a jedi?" "He's insane Bly. Completely insane." "Actually he's only mildly crazy." Thorn adds, pinning the hand that reaches up blindly to smack him. "Fox just says he's insane because he keeps flirting with-" Fox lungs but fails to stop Thorn up. "him and it makes Fox blush." Their brothers are all laughing like the little shits they are and Fox slumps down planning vengeance. "He's not that smooth." "You were redder than your paint!" Thorn does not dodge that smack and Cody grins and says "So you get it now?" Fox stares at him. "We pulled him out of a garbage bin. Four days later he found came across a Senator about to beat a Guard and got the Guard to us safely. That Senator showed up in the hospital the next day with four broken bones and no idea who put him there. So yeah, I get it. We're officially joining you in the "keep the Jedi alive and fuck the Sith plan." "I'm not sure that's what we're calling it." Cody mused and Fox threw his empty glass at him.

......

Cody hears the alert that signals a priority message and checks his secure comm. All the commanders and captains have one, they needed a way to communicate privately. Fox: Hey. You know the Sith who placed that order for us? The guy who promised when the war was over and we'd killed all the Jedi we'd be free? Oh boy. That was Fox's "I'm taking the time to say this because I'm pissed off voice." That was never good. Fox: ITS THE FUCKING CHANCELLOR. Cody freezes. Fox has attached evidence because of course he has, and the other commander is nothing if not thorough, so Fox has attached not only his evidence but also evidence of every time Palpatine has done some legal thing that would prolong the war, or voted against giving them rights. Alright. They need to rework their plans. Yesterday.

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Here's the thing to understand. The clones never exactly trusted the Sith. A lot of them believed him when he set the deal out, but there were definitely some laying out back up plans and what-ifs and no one ever said anything about it because sure, they had a deal, but they only trusted their brothers. No one else. And sure, not every trooper trusts their Jedi generals, but they all hear about how General Koon found a replacement eye for Commander Wolffe, or how General Windu goes back for his injured troopers, or other stories. And even without that, they'll side with their brothers before they side with a Sith who put them in a war that's killing them. And when they find out that the Sith is the Chancellor who clearly has no intent of giving them their rights? Well, let's just say that was a mistake on Palpatine's part.

#for the record if wolffe had lost an eye before the corries met quinlan that would've been their turning point #star wars au #more plot bunnies #writing #clone wars #clone troopers #star wars

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channelrat · 6 months

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[i haven’t seen you reblog a send me a number post but i’m doing it anyway] 1 (i haven’t seen your top 5), 13 (because you’re a swiftie), and then the number of a song you thought would end up higher :)

i forgot to reblog the number post and so now i have to find it 💀💀💀💀

1 - Feather - Sabrina Carpenter (as she SHOULD be)

13 - Me and my dog - Boygenius

oooo creative !!

Join us for a bite is 63 💀😭

#piss-shark-official #asks #i love typing your username tumblr is like ????? every time #no suggested tags #we love that

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polites is happy to help eurylochus with this endeavor but he still makes him promise to protect him from odysseus’ wrath later, cause he just knows his best friend will be out for blood for this

polites keeps odysseus distracted while eurylochus sneaks up behind him and squeezes his sides, startling a yelp and a laugh out of him before he can even think to stifle it, and he whips around to face him with this hilarious deer in the headlights look because oh shit his secret’s out oh fuck. he opens his mouth to say something, but can only let out another surprised laugh as polites suddenly tasers his ribs, and odysseus once again whips around to face polites again and it doesn’t take long for him to connect the dots and realize what’s about to happen, but before he can try to make an escape eurylochus shoves his hands under his arms but doesn’t move away this time until odysseus has crumbled to the ground with laughter.

and as the two of them proceed to wreck his shit he catches a glimpse of an owl perched somewhere on the ship watching them from afar, and he immediately knows that it means athena is definitely watching all of this and he just gets even more embarrassed. - fluffvoid

Omg they make the best tag team, Odysseus won’t know what hit him! But yeah, Polites makes sure to get protection insurance before he agrees kzvskshd

He’s trying SO HARD to ignore Eurylochus sneaking up from behind because he doesn’t want to smile or give themselves away before he can strike. Luckily Odysseus doesn’t suspect a think & the next thing he knows is he’s giggling! & his face is literally priceless, Eurylochus can’t help but comment on it like “what’s wrong sir? You look like you’ve seen a ghost” & he’s about to answer, but that’s when Polites strikes. & he’s stuck in the middle & it’s dawning on him & he kinda accepts his fate, but tries to make a run for it anyway. But it’s 2 against 1 so he doesn’t stand much of a chance

I got a lil carried away with an idea about Odysseus & Athena ft. The Boys so I’ll spare your dashboard here

But I am so obsessed with the idea of Athena just happening to be hanging around when Odysseus gets his ass absolutely handed to him. She thinks it’s so funny because he’s pissed her off more than a few times because 1. he’s stubborn & 2. he’s sassy, so she’ll gladly take a front row seat to watch him be humbled. & it’s like the first thing she brings up the next time she officially visits him & he gets so snarky & defensive about it. He’d probably say something like “it’s a stupid human thing so drop it” & she scoffs like “it’s not exclusive only to you” & that catches his attention & he’s grinning like a shark & asks “wait are the Gods ticklish?” & she just heaves this massive sigh because she knows he won’t drop this. So she’s like “yes, but I wouldn’t try anything if I were you. I think I have a good grasp of where your worst spots are” & he’s like “OKAY I won’t I was just curious!” & then he’s silent for like 10 seconds before he asks “even Zeus?” & she realizes the mistake she made as Odysseus keeps listing off different gods like “but surely not HADES” & she’s like “I’m sorry if this shatters your concept of reality, but yeah” & later he’s just pacing in his captain’s quarters desperately trying to convince Eurylochus & Polites that no, Athena really DID tell him all that! You have to believe him! & Eurylochus is just like “I think you should get some sleep” & he looks at Polites like “you believe me right?” & Polites smiles sheepishly & goes “I believe you think that’s what she meant😊”

He’s so determined to make them believe him he literally prays to Athena or whatever he needs to do to summon her pretending like it’s important. She shows up ready to talk business but he’s like “ok wait right there” & FUCKING DIPS OUT ON HER! She’s like um wtf ok I’ll just be here snooping through your shit but whatever. But he comes back with the two of them in tow & they both practically shit themselves right there because Odysseus didn’t warn them he just said he was gonna “prove it”

So he’s like “can you tell them I’m right?” & she’s so amused by these mortals she’ll play along & she’s just smirking like “okay… right about what?” & he’s like “didn’t you tell me that the gods are ticklish too, just like humans?” & her eye kinda twitches & she’s like “seriously? That’s what you dragged me down here for? Fine! Yes, are you happy?” & Polites & Eurylochus are standing there like shocked pikachu & Odysseus is grinning ear to ear like “very!” & she’s definitely giving him one hell of a lecture later

#asks #anon ask #fluffvoid #epic headcanons #eurylochus #polites #odysseus #athena #epic musical

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talesofsonicasura · 2 years

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Crocodile Rock

Ch 1: Kidnapped

First official chapter of this! Reader has been kidnapped by our scaly monkey. We'll be exploring their new situation here. Can be read gender neutral or preferred gender.

Apparently getting kidnapped by an apparently half saltwater crocodile Sun Wukong is on your secret list of possiblities. You already knew where he would be taking you alongside your house, Mount Huagao. His kingdom full of fruits, flowers and monkeys, no doubt a large chunk being yaoguai.

Something that hadn't left your mind upon the Monkey King's swim through the ocean. All the sea life parting ways from his large frame as if they knew a more dangerous predator roams amongst them. Almost surreal seeing sharks, sea turtles and even deep dwelling marine creatures when Sun Wukong had to dive to much lower depths in order to avoid any submarines.

You probably would have enjoyed it fully if you weren't kidnapped by the big scaly bastard. Decided to took a nap cause being at 100% upon reaching Mount Huagao is important. Who knows what is stewing in Sun Wukong's mind?

Let this be known that you weren't a morning person and are prone to be snappy. So a giant finger poking your dormant form is enough to solicit a reaction. What is it? BITING. You had bit into whatever was that poked you.

Instant regret from the taste of saltwater, musty bits of fur, and bitter grainy seaweed. Guess you have arrived at your destination since the bubble is now gone. Upon sitting up, you were greeted to the bluish tint interior of a vast cavern. Light gently pouring from the top illuminating the various crystals, fruit trees and large pool of water underneath it. Most importantly your house which was luckily undamaged.

The sound of a large waterfall echoing far in the background meant this was the Water Curtain Cave, a place where Sun Wukong's palace truly laid but also how he became the Monkey King. "We're here little morsel. I took a guess that you wanted to avoid getting seen by my people. At least, until you get used to living here."

You glared at the oversized hybrid ruefully especially when he unceremoniously drops you on your ass. "Bitch, you KIDNAPPED ME! Honestly suspect me to get used to a place under these circumstances!" Then flipped the dickwad off before storming over to your house.

At least you would've if wasn't for the big fat crocodile tail that decided to block your path. Instead of turning around, you just climb over the damn thing and went inside your house. Sun Wukong clicked his teeth in annoyance but headed back to his nest. You would get used to it over time.

Doing damage control had been more weird than an annoyance. For some reason, power was still running throughout the house despite the lines now being cut. Water continue to run while the internet signal strangely worked better than back on the mainland.

Only thing you didn't have was phone signal but otherwise everything is completely fine. You can only assumed it had something to do with properties of the cave. Makes it better hole yourself in your room and binge watch some old cartoons. Even load up some old beat em up games like Asura's Wrath to vent out some frustration.

You were angry, frustrated and overall completely pissed. But no way in hell were you going to break down. Way too stubborn and thick skinned for it yo happen. If this damn monkey is going to make your life hell, best to return the favor two fold.

Didn't leave your room for the rest of the day after that. Next morning was solely dedicated to cleaning, do stock on supplies and what items could be used for the remainder of this unknown stay. You were in the middle of cleaning the cracked pieces from your roof when the door suddenly slid open. Forgot to lock the door like a dumbass, huh?

Standing in the middle of the frame was someone much smaller and truly more monkey than he was earlier, Sun Wukong. In place of his saltwater crocodile bottom half were normal monkey legs with the hand-like prehensile feet and the thick furred monkey tail swung behind him.

His now 6'0 body was covered in a lavish crimson red shenyi, emerald green embroidery in the shape of leaves and soft pink to form peaches amongst the foliage. An overall beautiful piece although you wouldn't admit it to the monkey in it. Sun Wukong ignored the glare you sent at him as he leisurely came inside.

"You know you aren't welcomed in my house, jackass." He merely shrugged before splaying himself across your sofa like the rude ass he is. Would've sprayed the monkey if there wasn't risk of him going all crocodile in the house from water exposure.

You theorized that water would obviously trigger the whole mer transition. "I came in to see how you were doing." The response alone ignited pure rage and annoyance. Did he seriously think someone who just got kidnapped would be okay? Especially if asked by their kidnapper.

"No, I AM NOT. I'm probably half away across from the planet with a stranger inside a cave. Isolated from anything I know and can associate with, you half baked crouton!" You dumped the dustpan full of trash into a large garbage bag. Sun Wukong merely let out a hum, his tail thumping against the hardwood floor.

"Is that really true? From what I've seen, you appear to be hiding from someone on purpose. So why is it a problem that I made such a task more easier?" The broom hit the ground with a harsh thud. The Monkey King didn't expect for you to lunge at him, eyes full of fury.

Your hands held the scruff of his shenyi tightly and knees digging into his waist. "Don't you fucking assume anything you bastard! My life isn't any of your damn concern! YOU TERRORIZED FOR DAYS THEN KIDNAPPED ME AND MY HOUSE. If I could, I would skin your ass alive then make myself a fur coat out of your hide."

The damn nerve of this monkey! You shoved him back on the couch before heading to your room. Sun Wukong merely sat in the silence barely even flinching upon the harsh slam of the bedroom door. He really didn't think things through, huh?

'Hmm...seems I'll have to tweak my plan a bit. It would be boring if they stay holed up in this small house. Maybe a companion shall help.' The Monkey King sat up and left your house in a short jog.

A large mischievous grin across his face as he had a sneaky idea in order. If it works, then getting into your good graces should be less difficult. But he'll need to get a few things first. Once he does however, you won't be holing yourself in there like a mole.

Discarding his clothes, Sun Wukong then leapt into the large underwater tunnel. His form growing in size as his lower half extended then morphed into that of the very chunky reptile, secondary hind legs sprout near the base of his tail and scales overcame his fur. His tail expanding in bulk before shifting into that of a saltwater crocodile.

The transformation occuring in less than a minute. Everytime he shifted, the Monkey King couldn't help but look back when he first learn about his merfolk heritage. Something that felt so strange yet so natural for the first shift. His people did have to explain to him about it as he embarrassingly flailed about like a child. Walking on four legs is more difficult than two.

Sun Wukong pushed the thought aside to focus on the current issue: you. He was going to show you that his homeland has more to offer than your own. Interesting mortals are very rare to come by.

And you were the most interesting of them all...

It looks like Sun Wukong is up to something. I had difficulty trying to write this part out. At the moment, the Monkey King is acting like a bit of a prick but he does have a reason for the kidnapping.

Now what does the Monkey King plan to do? You'll find out in the next chapter. Until next time folks, I'll see you back on the journey west.

#self insert #sun wukong #fanfic #sun wukong x reader #jttw sun wukong #mkr sun wukong x reader #mkr sun wukong #sun wukong x y/n #mkr sun wukong x y/n #monkey king reborn sun wukong #monkey king reborn #jttw #journey to the west #tales of sonicasura #sonicasura

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hannahhook7744 · 6 months

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Influencer Hannah Hook (Au);

The internet, tv, and wifi quality are all largely improved by Carlos’ invention (that also unintentionally punched a hole in the barrier briefly but who cares about that) and because of that many isle kids become influencers.

Including little eleven year old Hannah Hook who thinks others will find her life as entertaining as she does.

So starts making Royal Media accounts.

She becomes hannahhook7744 on Royallr, InstaRoyal, ZapChat, and just Hannah Hook on GraceBook.

She creates a Geniemail and makes fanfiction of all her favorite shows on Ro3 under the name ‘Slimeypirate’ after getting a nasty comment with the insult on one of her RoyalTube videos (in which she posts vidoes under the account names ‘Hannah Hook’ and ‘The Stormbringer Crew’).

And She just has fun with it because Hannah has nothing better to do.

And neither do her crew and family.

Hannah does anything and everything she can think of to keep her and others entertained.

She pranks the Coachmen, Judge Frollo, Mother Gothel, Cruella de Vil, Gaston, and even Maleficent.

She plays her favorite game ‘Piss off the Villain’ on camera and narrowly avoids getting shot on camera.

She plays all kinds of different games, does reactions, makes roasts, makes theories, and reads all her favorite books. Shows people how to go on an adventure and how to take care of little kids and even attempts cooking (as her friends beg her not to in the background).

Hannah even plays with fire and does circus tricks (which Hermie Bing joins her for).

Oh and she’s gotten into fights with her siblings on camera.

There’s even a live stream on her channel where she’s blasting one of the bad apples songs as she plays ‘Carriage Crush’ with a green toddler she calls ‘Harley’ in her lap and as her dad and uncle Jasper have a three hour long (violent) fight in the background until her grandmother breaks it up.

And another one where she and Luke play ‘Storm the Castle’ (with two toddlers in their laps) as Hans Westergaard, The Stabbington Brothers, Lady Caine, Stalyan, Brock Thunderstrike, Anastasia Tremaine, and Drizella Tremaine all argue (loudly) with Lady Tremaine in the other room.

While the other Tremaine and Stabbington kids (minus the youngest four Tremaines who are in the room with them) fight upstairs.

And another (24 hour) live stream where Hades is asleep in the background the entire time.

Even as Treycor and Alex throw knives at each other and Luke.

All posted on school nights/days.

And they have several videos where they're in the various restaurants of the isle. Eating food that wouldn't be up to code in Auradon.

Making food that wouldn't be up to code that they also eat.

And they even get tattoos once at 12 years old. After officiating a wedding.

Auradon is more than a little concerned.

And the isle kids are all just confused as they keep doing what they're doing.

Doing death defying stunts and games.

Summoning things (and screaming in fright when Hades walks into the room to ask them to stop).

Swimming and wrestling with crocodiles, Tigers, and sharks.

Giving the Auradon adults heartattacks in the process.

(Note this is a separate au to the main one).

#disney descendants #descendants #melissa de la cruz #disney #descendants au #wicked world #disney descendants au #the marvelous misadventures of hannah hook #hannah hook #descendants ocs #disney descendants ocs #the stormbringer #etc

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