#petting his...🐦

[ambrosiallkiss]

He's pure, but also not 😏💖

#ikepri keith #loving his route so far #the sweetest #context with silvio being that his dark/alter persona is a perfect flirt #it's hard not to fall for him #petting his...🐦 #spoilerish

[jeanthebeagle]

Grishaverse/Ketterdam dashboard simulator

🪙 Barrelrat1877 follow

just spilled my drink on a Fierdan's boots and now he's threatening to duel me. Should I call the stadwatch??? I'm lowkey scared.

#guys please help me

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SUBMISSION: Last night I was walking around the barrel and I saw dirtyhands petting a dog. Like I'm not even joking, no gloves and all. And it was one of those crusty white ones.

#submission #omg I hope he washes his hands??? # those dogs are so crusty

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Final results from 672 votes

♠️ kvasandass follow

Razorgulls stop sending anon hate to op over a poll challenge, level impossible, no glue no borax.

#i hope they get caught for tax fraud

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A drawing my talented daughter made of Sankta Alina. We pray to her each night 🙏🙏🙏

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46.244.29.14

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hello??? Omg. Why would you dox someone just like that??? This is literally putting them in danger. It's just a sweet mother with her child, who posted a drawing. What is wrong with you.

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Op admitted to lying like a year ago about how they don't actually have a kid, but took the post down. It's probably a dime lion trying to troll us like they did in mass when sankta alina died. Also, respectfully, shut up. You posts thirst traps and long drawn out texts on how the king of ravka is "babygirl”. Go get help.

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To the citizen who spread a highly damaging rumor that we were hosting a petting zoo inside the church, please come to talk to us. You are not in danger, but words will be exchanged. Lots of trouble was caused due to careless behavior.

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Womp womp

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Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been able to update my Pekka Rollins x Jan van eck fanfic. I've been searching for my mom for almost a week since she ran away after hearing that you had to get a vaccine for Firepox after the last outbreak. (She believes in praying to the saints.)

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I hate all of you. Why is this website making Kaz Brekker a soft boy when he literally MURDERS PEOPLE. No, he won't cry if you hug him. No he doesn't want to pet your dog. He'll take your eye out.

Stop romanticizing crime, all of you are sick.

(I am TIRED of the dog memes. Brekker is a crime boss. Why would any of you think he'd even care about your dog.)

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Your border collie is nice. But your chihuahua barks too much.

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literally just saw some tall ass guy with a huge gun, a revolver and the brightest outfit l've ever seen, trot past my window??? In broad daylight??? Like oh my god. It felt like looking at a stork who made a wish he was human. His clothes were purple and green. Who wears that. Like, iconic. But still.

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But was he handsome

🦂 northerstaverner follow

He was built like a stork.

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But was he handsome???

🦂 northerstaverner follow

I'm not answering that... who is this.

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Op answer

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Op we all want to know

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OP THIS IS AN URGENT MATTER

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OPPPPP

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[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Unscripted Bracket — Round 3

Propaganda

Glenn Close (Dungeons & Daddies):

#Propaganda for Glenn Close: one of the other PCs mentions multiple times how hot he is #Actually several characters point it out but especially Henry #Also the only person in a podcast that has to put a disclaimer about not being a BDSM podcast to have had sex during the course of the show

PLEASASSWEEPLEASE TOU DONT HUNRERFSTABDS

GLENN GLENN GLENN ITS GLENN VOTE GLENN VOTE FOR THE BOY

We didn’t do hot Glenn summer for him to LOSE. Spoilers for his story but MORE PROPAGANDA FOR YOU:

Young hot rocker dilf

Loyal to his dead wife <3

Does in fact smoke weed

BARD!! HES A BARD. HE WAS LEAD GUITAR IN HIS BAND (that he was kicked out of)

His band was a Christmas cover band btw.

Literally the fandom had hot Glenn summer which consisted of drawing him being incredibly hot and sexy

Anti government (ofc)

Kind of cringefail (Disney adult) (was on dilfs of disneyland)

Young and sexy not your style? Then how about HIM AFTER YEARS LOCKED IN A TIME PRISON WITH A DAMN HANNIBAL MASK ??

Lost an eye and wears a fucking eyepatch

One incredibly buff arm

Has a pet rat named after his son <3

Immeasurable amounts of trauma in this man- becomes progressively more unhinged

OH OLD HUMAN BARD ISNT CUTTING IT? FINE

HE BECOMES A FUCKING DEMON

A COOL HOT ONE-EYED DEMON WHO WANTS TO KILL HIS DAD (also sexy)

HE CANONICALLY ENDS CHRISTIAN HELL VIA CHRISTMAS

IS ALSO WAY OVERLEVELED

Becomes a demon hunter for the rest of his existence

Also nonwhite !!! We are done with cringefail whiteboys !!!!!!!!!

I can’t put into words ok just know he is the best plz love him.

GLENN GLENNNNNN

Listen, I don't know this other character but I've seem some good arguments for her However Consider Glenn Close winning through no effort of his own in a bullshit way despite being a dick is the most in character thing ever. He leveled up three times and got a crab mech, we GOT to give him this win, it's fitting

I haven't dedicated the last 2 months of my life drawing Glenn close for him to lose

Vote for Glenn Close or I will make you read the parody I did of the vaporeon copypasta

I don’t regulate if minors follow me or not bc I’m a pretty chill space but I hope the world is aware that’s the only reason I haven’t been downright nasty about Glenn close. I’m down bad. I’m NOT in the boat of ‘Glenn isn’t sexy but I want him to win bc it’s my fandom’. I would estimate I have 200+ drawings of Glenn on my phone that AREN’T safe for work. Way more that are. Where did they come from? That’s MY business. But I tell you this fact to assure you- Glenn IS sexy. I’m not voting to represent my fandom I’m voting out of TRUTH AND LOVE. IF YOU DON’T GET IT YOU DON’T GET IT!!! I just think my level of feral over this man is more powerful than y’all realize. If you don’t get his sex appeal that’s okay, but don’t doubt that this is my truth.

VOTE GLENN

Glenn fuckers fought tooth and nail to get us here from like 38% dawg we DESERVE THIS. GLENN IS THE SEXIEST MAN!!! HE WAS THE FIRST FICTIONAL CHARACTER I FOUND HOT AND HE’S GONNA CONTINUE TO SWEEP!!! Your hot goat woman sounds sexy don’t get me wrong but I’m forever fighting for the man that changed my brain chemistry. Proud of our fandom tbh. I don’t think y’all understand the sheer amount of effort I have put in to get my boy where he is today but this placement feels well earned. TO GLENN SWEEP!!

THE FUCK YOU MEAN GLENN CLOSE ISNT WINNING IM BOUT TO THROW HANDS FR

Okay but Glenn made a minivan cum by talking to her so

Yalll better vote glenn i swear to god

Vote Glenn or else the bird gets it🐦🛸

HOW IS MY DUDE NOT WINNING????

GLEN GELN NELG GLENNANN HE DESERVS ITTTT

HE HAS A BOOK THAT HE MARKS X’S AND CHECKS FOR EVERY DAY TO SEE IF THAT DAY WAS A SUCCESS OR NOT. TO SEE IF HE DID GOOD THAT DAY. ITS ALMOST ENTIRELY X’S. HE WAS CUCKED OUT OF A SON. AND A DEAD WIFE. HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO KILL HIS DAD IN REVENGE. There’s absolutely nothing going for him except his sex appeal in his life. Nobody he loved remembers him. He lost his eye. All he has is a pet rat and friends who admit they don’t really like him that much. He was kicked out of his own band. The band was named after him. He was kicked out of the Glenn Close trio. All he could do was deez nuts the big bad and be sexy. If nothing else, then pity him. Look in his eyes. Look at his heart and soul. Do you think pickman needs this to feel good about herself? Can she not accept a loss for the sake of a pathetic father? Can she shake hands with the minivan fucker and his human gun and just take the L on this one? He did not do the BDSM episode for this I’ll tell you what. Do this for my his sake. Do it for Nick Jr, who needs the prize money to pay for his rat snacks. Do it for his son. For Morgan. Ganbatte.

Mod Note: While I will still take "bad dads are sexy" propaganda and "bad dads aren't sexy" anti-propaganda, I kindly request no more discussion on whether or not he was a bad father. This is a sexypoll, not a parentingpoll. If you see a post you strongly disagree with, you can just not reblog it.

Taako (The Adventure Zone: Balance):

A celebrity chef from another plane

#Round 3 #Glenn Close #Taako #Dungeons & Daddies #Dungeons and Daddies #The Adventure Zone #TAZ Balance

[yestrday]

do u have ayato or heizou crumbs 🐦

you might like: genshin hybrids au

let's do some hybrid crumbs because i miss my animal harem:

ayato 🦈

while ayato's lounging around the house, ayato has a bluish-grey tint to his skin with scales covering some parts, often at the end of his limbs, his temples, and his neck. he's got rows of small yet sharp teeth and a long scaly tail coming out from just the end of his spine.

ayato has been living at the mansion even before the mansion was built. minding his business... chilling in the lake, till some construction workers ruined it for him. he would've honestly ripped them all to shreds if it weren't for the fact that he saw cute lil you peeking out from behind your father's back

he shares the lake with most of the water-based animals, although he has a territorial feud with neuvillette. he knows it's a losing battle for him though, so ever since the water dragon moved in he's been hanging out at the mansion more often

if there's the unofficial security team (glorified stalkers) then there's the sortaaa official education team. your dad commissioned zhongli to take care of your homeschooling and prepare you for your debut in society. zhongli has appointed ayato to brush youu up on etiquette

as with all the other tail-having animals in the mansion, he also likes to wrap his tail around your legs. but while their furry tails evoke a sense of comfort and warmth within you, his sandpaper-like tail makes chills run up your spine.

to make matters worse, he likes scaring you with his spiky teeth. they might be small, but they're numerous, and the teasing glint in his eyes make you second guessing what he might do. he often likes to nip playful little bites along your skin while you're cuddled on his lap. if you squirm too much and distract him from his work, he bites you as a warning. he often gets scolded by thoma as the dog hybrid patches up your wound.

kinda has a bad rep in your house. he doesn't show his face often, and when he does he likes to pull small pranks that he doesn't even bother owing up to.

heizou 🦉

around your house, heizou's hybrid form has two puffy reddish-brown wings protruding from his back and feathery talon-legs. in the dark, you can often spot him thanks to his round, glowing eyes.

there's a village on the foot of the hill where your mansion resides, and heizou is pretty famous around there. there's no thrilling mystery there, but he likes to help out people find their missing pets and whatnot.

when your managerial team (neuvi, zhongli, ayato) needs to sleuth something out (get dirt on your rivals <- usually ayato, try to protect you from possible danger <- neuvi & zhongli, get the upperhand <- ayato again), they often go to heizou. he often takes the commission with glee (moreso if ayato commissions it)

enjoys his position on your shoulder, though he has to fight most of the avian hybrids for it. he makes these pleasant hoot noises whenever you scratch his head juuust right. when he's feeling a bit mischievous, he will suddenly pop into his human form so he can squish you under his weight

makes these hoot noises in between his words, has a slightly higher pitch when pronouncing 'oo' sounds. he doesn't quite care much about this habit when he's in the mansion, but in more human company he finds himself slipping a bit and gets embarrassed about it.

doesn't really care much for preening his feathers, but the other avians pester him about it so it still gets preened. he thinks he can do more useful stuff than just sitting in a circle with the other avians and preening each other's feathers.

a bit flirty with almost everyone and anyone under the sun. he doesn't fail to throw flirty remarks towards the other hybrids just to mess with them, but he gets a bolder when it's with you. no matter your personality, you've still got a bit of naivete thanks to your sheltered upbringing, and he likes to take advantage of it.

#yandere ayato #yandere heizou #yandere genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #yester.au — hybrids 🐾 #yester.shorts

[cuichichan]

How does Miles handle their s/o’s pet bird that likes to land on him … and then poop on him… (yes, this happened to me lol) 🐦

Bad Birdy!

1610! Miles Morales x reader

summary: your pet bird doesn’t really like your boyfriend taglist:@kyngjaice @onginlove

a/n: I haven’t had a pet bird in a long time and plus I’ve been procrastinating so- let’s go!

Your boyfriend, Miles was staying at your apartment flat and y’all were sitting on the couch. This man was playing with your bird, all excited and giddy thinking your bird liked him. Then your bird flew up to sit on his head

Your boyfriend grinned in excitement as you recorded the whole thing. Next thing you know your bird takes a dumpy on him, lead8ng you to start bursting in laughter

Miles stared at you muttering “Not funny, not at all” as he put your bird in the cage

He glared at your bird for a few moments then went to the bathroom to wash off his fro, you could hear faint “euuhhhh” and gagging from the bathroom which made you chuckle.

He asked for the hair dryer and after drying his hair he sat down next to you “I’m never letting that bird fool me again”

#emmita rants #emmita rambles #emmita replies #miles morales x reader #miles morales x y/n #emmita 24/7 #miles morales fluff #miles x reader

[puppetmaster13u]

What's Outside WIP

Oh hey a work in progress for the next story in the series, what'dya know lol. Have more good dad Bruce, this time with lil Damian :>

🦇🐦🦇🐦🦇🐦🦇🐦🦇🐦🦇🐦🦇🐦🦇🐦🦇🐦🦇🐦🦇🐦

   “Am I to… die?” 

   Bruce stilled from where he was stress-sewing, looking up from the blanket he had been working on at Damian’s words. The small (too small, far too small) child was staring down at the floor, hands clenched in the pajama pants. 

   He didn’t stop the distressed whine from escaping his throat, setting his project to the side and crouching in front of Damian. “No baby bird, oh no no no,” he gently picked up tiny hands, scarred and worn from holding weapons, running his thumbs over the backs of them. “Never, ever think that.” 

   Bright green eyes were wide, body tense as he hugged his son- fuck he still couldn’t help the jolt of utter panic at the thought. He loved Damian, he loved all of his children, blood or not, but he wished- he wished he’d had a say on the creation of him. 

   It was a minor miracle that the league hadn’t been aware of the fact that they had the blood of Bruce Wayne, and not some sort of unholy creature from down below. But the fact that a child suffered because of that made him feel ill. 

   “You’re one of us, kiddo,” he pet messy dark hair, so very similar to his own. “Never think otherwise- it doesn’t matter if you mess up or don’t succeed, you’re still a part of our family no matter what.” 

   “You’ll always be my son, Damian, just like Jason and Dick, and TIm, and Duke, no matter what, alright?” he ignored the small blade poking at his side, continuing to simply hug his kid. When was the last time Damian had gotten a hug, he couldn’t help but wonder. Or even simply held without the intent of a test, of injury? 

   “But-” Damian seemed lost, a panicked uncertainty crossing a too-thin face. “I am a failure, a failed experiment- I was supposed to be heir but failed-” 

   “Shh, shh, habibi,” oh how Bruce wanted to make an accident happen to the Al Ghuls, to make sure all of Ra’s league disappeared forever, a soft crooning noise echoing from his throat. “You’re not a failure, you’re my child, that’s what matters.” 

#batman au #batman #dcu #dc #story wip #writing wip #writing #what's out there au #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #batfam #batfamily #batdad #bruce wayne #damian wayne #damian al ghul #robin #I hope I get the arabian right I am trying to do so but if anyone knows it I could really use the help lol

[jintaka-hane]

Jintaka Masterlist

Hello! I'm Jintaka, welcome to my blog!

I've always enjoyed writing—finding it cathartic in my life—but due to various circumstances, I had to take a break for years. Now, with a newfound obsession with One Piece, I feel the urge to start writing again, this time with a double challenge: finding time in my life—as I am a mum—and doing it in English, which is not my native language.

If you're up for reading some of my stories, thank you! 😘 A comment is always appreciated 💜

I'm here to have fun, so please, be kind 🙏

Peace 🐦 and love 💕

Dracule Mihawk 🗡️🍷

Laundry in Kuraigana (x f!reader)

Living in Kuraigana comes with its own set of rules, and with a master as inflexible as Mihawk, they must be strictly adhered to. Frustrated by his lack of attention, you craft a plan to exact revenge through household chores. Alternative ending I Alternative ending ll

Benn Beckman 🚬

Want You Bad (x f!reader)

Part 1 - Part 2- Part 3- Part 4 Starting a new job is always a challenge, especially when one of your bosses seems aloof and distant with you. What's wrong with him? Is there anything you can do to earn his trust? The story of how Benn Beckman struggles to control his attraction to you while you remain completely oblivious.

Two Days (x f!reader)

The first officer of the Red Force and yourself have been navigating a long-distance relationship for quite some time. As he docks at your port, you have two precious days for a reunion. During his stay, both of you will recall the day you first crossed paths: a dreadful evening where nothing unfolded as anticipated.

Raisins (x f!reader)

A gift for @fanaticsnail. When you're hungry, you're a grump. And it's even worse when they bring you things you don't like.

Shanks 🗡️

A Specific Preference (Mishanks)

Shanks is feeling the Mihawk-shaped hole in his life and is ready to patch things up. His plan? To hit Mihawk with a prank that'll crack even the toughest swordsman. He's just missing one little detail, and he's dead set on getting it tonight. Will he pull it off?

Weaknesses (Mishanks)

Part 1 - Part 2 After a fight, there appears to be something amiss with Mihawk, as he moves peculiarly, his neck slightly askew. Shanks, concerned for his adversary, will try to help him, though the task may be as difficult as trying to pet a wild cat.

The Night Off (Shanks x gn!reader x Beckman)

Silly dialogue. You've met someone, and it's time to told your FWB about it.

Cabaji 🚲

Run, baby (don't) run NSFW (Cabaji x gn!reader)

Your former crew lost in the Davy Back Fight and you are the tribute to pay. As you step aboard Captain Buggy's ship, your mind begins to conjure ideas for escape, but there's someone who will make your stay not so unpleasant.

You might consider yourself clever, presuming to completely know him because you have explored every inch of his body, yet you remain unaware of the deeper emotions he conceals within.

Sir Crocodile 🐊

Sir Crocodile dealing with the Marine Time Clock Machine

Sir Crocodile doesn't like being controlled. And he won't be.

Paulie 🪢

No title (Paulie x f!reader)

Silly dialogue. Paulie isn't too pleased when you show too much leg, and arguing with him, you'll understand why. Between the two of you, you seek a solution.

Put the goggles on (Paulie x f!reader)

Headcanons of two idiots who don't dare to make the move

Bogard 🗡️

Fight for her (Bogard x f!reader based on Ghost Rose series by @i-am-vita)

Bogard lost the love of his life a decade ago. Immersed in his ascent within the Marines, he has endured your absence for years… until a random encounter shatters everything and confirms his long-held suspicion: your passion still burns. Desperate, he contemplates this forbidden love, trying to convince himself that there's nothing he can do to win you back again… or is there?

#masterlist #one piece #one piece live action #x reader #red haired shanks #shanks #opla fic #opla #mihawk #dracule mihawk #benn beckman x reader #jintaka stuff #benn beckman #mishanks #fiction #cabaji #cabaji x reader #crocodile one piece #one piece paulie #paulie x reader

[warblercore]

epic klaine moments that changed the course of history

- their argument in miss pillsbury's office. it is funny and I like to giggle teeheeheehaha

- when blaine is demonstrating dance moves to the glee club and kurt goes CUTEE!!! when he does a little twirl I am giggling, kicking my feet, etc etc...

- s6, e5, the hurt locker (part 2) it must've been love (but it's over noooow) it must've been good (but I lost it somehow) I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you. they want to name their child fettuccine alfredo (little feta)

- s2, e20 'prom queen' because they can't touch us or what we have friday night and the lights are lowwwwwww looking out for a place to goooooooo where they play the right music. gettin' in the swing. you've come to look for a king. (doo doo doooooo)

- candles :)

- just. that one scene in props where they're hanging out at the shopping centre and eating ice cream and chatting about stuff because we don't rlly get to see them just vibing together!!

- their first kiss was in the middle of a coffin decorating session (rip pavarotti 🐦💛)

- don't speak. I know just what you're saying...so please stop explaining...don't tell me 'cause it hurts 😫😫

- just bros helping bros :)

- when blaine sang a sorrowful rendition of hopelessly devoted to you from grease to express his regrets

- when kurt sang a sorrowful rendition of I have nothing by whitney houston to express his regrets

- when kurt and blaine sang a sorrowful rendition of it's too late by carole king to express their regrets

- candles :)

- when blaine gathers together all of their show choir enemies to propose to kurt on the steps at dalton where they first met. and you know, it's even more beautiful bc he sings all you need is love by the beatles, a band that is clearly incredibly important to kurt and his journey through life. his dad used to sing I want to hold your hand to him and its what he sung to deal with his father's illness. he sings blackbird to deal with the loss of a dear beloved pet. its also this performance that helps blaine realise his feelings for kurt. the beatles are a really important and emotionally resonant band throughout kurts life, and blaine remembers this when he asks to spend the rest of their lives together

- candles :)

#klaine #the power lines went out 😔 and i am all alone 😔 but i dont rlly care at all not answering my phone 😔 #long post #candles posting

[balladeerssong]

;; ｏｕｒ ｎｅｗ ｆａｍｉｌｙ

ｍｅｍｂｅｒ ;;

ᵍᵉⁿˢʰⁱⁿ ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ' ʳᵉᵃᶜᵗⁱᵒⁿ ᵗᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳⁱⁿᵍⁱⁿᵍ ʰᵒᵐᵉ ᵃ ˢᵗʳᵃʸ ᵃⁿⁱᵐᵃˡ!

ʷᵃʳⁿⁱⁿᵍˢ: ---

ᶜʰᵃʳᵃᶜᵗᵉʳˢ ⁱⁿᶜˡᵘᵈᵉᵈ: ᴰⁱˡᵘᶜ, ᴴᵘ ᵀᵃᵒ, ˢᶜᵃʳᵃᵐᵒᵘᶜʰᵉ, ˣⁱᵃᵒ

𝔻𝕚𝕝𝕦𝕔 - 🐶

He would be uh.. surprised? I mean who wouldn't be when their partner enters their house with a dirty puppy in hand?

Don't misunderstand, he wouldn't have a problem with it! He just lacks the instinct to rush over and take care of it. If you need help with bathing it, he would be there for you of course. Adeline is already notified to get some food suitable for such a young animal.

Once the dog is all clean and fed, it's time to make the enviroment comfortable for him too. A soft blanket for him to sleep on and maybe some toys he can play with! Diluc would never admit, but he grew fond of your new buddy rather quickly. You can tell by how much he cares for his comfort - be it the top quality dog food he ordered, the whole box of toys for him to enjoy, or just genuinely the way he looks at the fella. The bond between them is already showing.

After a few weeks he might even let him sleep on the bed with you. If the puppy is calm and isn't messy, it might turn into an everyday thing.

ℍ𝕦 𝕋𝕒𝕠 - 🐦

OH ARCHONS WHAT DID YOU DO

She would try to bury the poor injured bird. Please do NOT leave it alone with her under ANY circumstance until that poor animal is fully recovered.. She means no harm! It's just.. an instinct!!?

I'm so sorry but you have to take care of it alone. No matter how much you love Hu Tao, you just can't trust her with these things. Sure, she can accompany you to Bubu Pharmacy while you purchase some medicine and herbs to heal the bird, but the responsibility of actually taking care of it falls into your hands alone. Trust me, it's for the best.

Once the bird recovers, it would only take them a few days to become absolute best buddies. Your original plan was to let it go after it was healthy and able to fly, but no. The bird will not leave no matter what you do.

You now have a bird living on your balcony. Hu Tao named it Fanhui (返回 - meaning 'return' in chinese)! It's just so thankful for your help and love that it refuses to leave, which is cute! And Hu Tao loves it too!!

𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕠𝕦𝕔𝕙𝕖 - 🦝

Do not let him see it. I am not kidding. Do NOT let him see it.

If he happens to notice it.. archons please protect that poor animal. He will call it all sorts of names, such as 'stinky', 'useless', 'ugly'.. if that raccoon would know human language she would be crying in shame.

Please protect her from him. Don't trust him with any business regarding her. Not even buying stuff for her. In the first few weeks he would do ANYTHING to ruin her life.

Listen, at some point you just have to sit him down, look deep in his eyes and lecture him about the animal you brought home. She's not a pest, she's injured and needs help, she also has feelings. If he won't stop being grumpy about it, take away his kiss and cuddle privileges until he stops (it will work 100%, don't worry).

Congratulations, you can now trust him to buy food for her. He still calls her names sometimes, but it's not that bad anymore. Sometimes, on rare occasions, you can even catch him call her by the name you gave her. How adorable.

𝕏𝕚𝕒𝕠 - 🐱

In a nutshell: acts like he doesn't care, secretly adores her and pets her for hours while you sleep.

You will often notice her feasting on something when you arrive at home. You're sure she finished eating before you left, how is her bowl full again? It's not hard to figure the culprit out though. But please warn him not to feed her too much, you don't want that cat to roll around the house like a ball.

More often than not, he takes her to Wangshu Inn with him. He sits her down next to him to watch the sunset. So cute.

Don't worry he isn't forgetting about you either! He just treats her like his child, and of course, you as the other parent! You definitely have bracelets that match with the cat's collar, nobody can ever change my mind.

Overall, despite his efforts to hide it at first, he treats her like family. No, he treats the two of you like family<3

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin x reader #diluc #diluc x reader #diluc headcanons #hu tao #hu tao x reader #hu tao headcanons #scaramouche #scaramouche x reader #scaramouche headcanons #xiao #xiao x reader #xiao headcanons

[caseythebunnyboy]

! MINORS, HOMO/TRANSPHOBES, TERFS/RADFEM, PRO-ANA, DETRANS/MISGENDER KINK, STRAIGHT MEN, STRAIGHT WOMEN & LESBIAN ONLY BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT !

!! WARNING !! this blog will contain hardcore kinks. please don't scroll through my blog if you are sensitive to these things, prioritize yourself.

hello, my name is casey! iam an 18 y/o, 5'4, south-east asian trans boy (he/him exclusively) that is going to be running this tumblr blog! im a bottom switch, which means that i prefer to be the one getting penetrated, but i can be both dom and/or sub while doing so.

taken emoji anons: 🗝️ || 🚂 || 🧸 || 🍅 || 👁️ || 🐺 || 🐦 || 🏹 || 🥀 || 🍡 || 🎸 || 👑🖤 ||

what i will be posting: mainly kinky text posts, nsfw art of myself, and sometimes ill show off my body in a nice outfit when im feeling more confident!

rules & info:

if you cross my boundaries 3 times, i will block you, no exceptions. depending on the severity of the crossing, i might block you instantly with no second chances.

if your blog makes me uncomfortable or i get a bad feeling from it, im blocking you.

sexting and roleplaying with me in my dms is allowed, but i will not send photos to you in dms! i dont feel comfortable doing that. so only strictly texting! i am fine with people sending me videos and photos though, but it depends on what you'll send me.

atleast say hi before chatting me, had someone say "worthless cunt" as their first dm and i blocked them lmao, its not hot to me. greeting me first would be nice.

if you are going to sext and/or rp with me, please keep my kink and no-no lists in mind, i have boundaries too.

only those that arent women and arent exclusively attracted to only women are allowed to sext with me. sorry to the women out there who wanted to, but im not attracted to you... but im sure you're still very pretty, and theres many other people who'd want to chat with you!

what to call my genitals: cock, dick, boy cunt, cunt, cunny, boypussy, bunny pussy, wet hole, front hole, little/small/tight hole, needy hole, bunny hole! (please dont call it a vagina, clit or just "pussy" by itself. only calling it a "pussy" without my preferred additions is something i can excuse sometimes, but i dont like it. vagina and clit will get u straight up blocked.)

what to call my chest area: chest. thats it. if you call it tits, boobs, or anything like that i will block you. even if you say "boy tits" or "man boobs" you are still getting blocked. its either you only refer to it as a chest or you never refer to it at all.

inbox and asks are always open! please send me threats of what you'll do to me if you find me, what you want to do to me, and if you got off to anything i post 💜

my kinks: cnc, somno, teacher/student, power imbalance/dynamic, roleplaying, voice kink, degrading and/or praising me, dry humping/grinding, humiliation, free use, gangbang, overstim, edging, orgasm control/denial, impact play, begging, namecalling, pet play, watersports, monsterfucking, tentacles, breeding (no preg, makes me dysphoric), creampie (also no preg, same reason), cum dump, bondage, shibari, being punished, manhandling, size kink, treating me like your toy, making me into a sex slave, being protective/possessive, dumbification, claiming, jealous/angry sex, rough sex, and teasing. (theres prob alot more but theres so many that i forget lol)

kinks that are hard no's: feet, knife/gunplay, feeder/feedee, ed, choking, scat, vomit, age play, misgendering kink, detrans kink, calling me any term mainly used for women (good girl, queen, princess, babygirl, using she/her for me), drug play, bioessentialism, pregnancy, forced feminization, and gore.

things i like being called: baby boy, bunny boy, little bunny, little boy, cunt boy, bunny, bun bun

tags: #casey ★ grumbling for little (often nsfw) text posts/rambles/thoughts that i dont think are interesting enough to be in other tags, #casey ★ mumbling for text posts, #casey ★ answering for ask posts, #casey ★ doodling for drawings, #casey ★ peeking for body pictures, #casey ★ speaking for important announcements/posts, and #casey ★ sharing for reblogs!

also! this is all a fantasy, i do not actually want this to happen to me. consent and safety is very important in kink, sex and bdsm. i do not condone these actions being done unconsensually.

thats all! i hope my blog can make your dicks throb 💜

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[redslumbers]

Tempestuous vs temptress🐦

Synopsis: you spend far too much time with baxter, and your lovely husband attempts to talk to you about it. code word; attempts.

Warnings: angry sex, pet names, cursing, dom!reader, sub!cove, face-riding, anal sex, breast-fondling, multiple orgasms, oral (reader receiving). slight pervy!Cove. Reader is a bit sadistic ngl. Fluffy ending.

Pairings: sub!cove holden x dom!fem!reader

OG: Our life: beginnings & always.

"I'm glad you decided to come and visit us, baxter." you proclaimed, Sitting down a cup of hot chocolate in front of the man. it had been 2 hours since he'd stepped through the front door, and you were happy to welcome him with open arms. Cove, your beloved husband however, wasn't so lively about baxter being here. Don't get him wrong! he doesn't dislike baxter, in fact, him and baxter are two peas in pod. He was the wedding planner after all! but...ever since he'd walked in through the door, baxter had been acting a bit too―..Close with you.

Cove isn't the type to try and Gatekeep his wife, but the way baxter came onto you made him frustrated. the way he'd wrap an arm around your shoulder and pull you close or the way he'd grab both your hands and rub them invitingly, ignoring the rough texture of your wedding ring while Proclaiming how much he cares for you, and adding cove in at the last minute, even though it's clear he didn't want to.

And most importantly, how naive you were to all of it! assuming everything baxter did had no ill-intentions. everything he did was just what friends would do! that's why you went along with it happily. you were so air-headed and naive to the way he was acting towards you. a smile stretching across cove's face as that realization kicked in, of course you wouldn't purposely flirt with another man! He knew you inside out, since you were both 8 years old.

So why? why does his mind tell him your completely innocent to all this, but his heart doubts that. He tries to endure and suffer silently, but when baxter raises your hand and presses a kiss to your knuckles, the dam breaks.

Cove stood from his chair, in such a fast motion it slid back a little. Both you and baxter's attention turning towards him. "honey? are you alright?" you ask, separating yourself from the man, to walk up to your husband. He looked down at you, eyebrows furrowing a bit as he ignores you, walking up to baxter instead. "well, it's been great and my wife has enjoyed your stay, a little too much." The cyan expressed, muttering the end of his sentence in a uncharacteristically bitter tone.

"but me and my wife here have other things to do. so it's best you leave, Baxter." cove said, picking up the man's coat and Holding it out to him, scrunching his nose up at baxter's sly grin, he knew exactly what he was doing. "well, i see my company has been a bit of a nuisance to you, huh?" The man laughed while grabbing his coat from your husband. "i know when to leave, so I'll see you guys a little later." baxter stated, heading towards the door while you and cove trailed behind him.

"it was fun, s/o!" Bax smiled opening the door. "and hey, cove..." He called, making eye contact with your husband who was visibly holding himself back from closing the door in his friend's face. "take it easy on her, okay?" baxter turned to walk down the porch stairs, your view of him doing so blinded when cove closed the door.

"what happened?" you asked, standing in the living room. you could've sworn just 15 minutes ago everything was fine. you were all happily discussing how well the wedding was and how thankful the both of you were. But now cove was acting strange all of a sudden, it wasn't like him to kick someone out, much less baxter of all people. Had you done something wrong? Had baxter done something wrong? Was Cove tired? You stood there fidgeting with your ring as you waited for him to respond.

"i don't like how you and him got along.." Your husband responded softly which caused your eyebrows to furrow in confusion what did he mean? "Excuse me?" You asked, taking a step back when cove turned and look at you. his eyes narrowed a bit. "i..." He hesitated for just a moment. "i want to know if you were flirting.. ." He stated, somehow still keeping his voice soft. "What?" you gasp. "Cove― it's― I'd― i would never!" you sputtered much to shocked to form any genuine sentence. quickly, you came over to him to grab his arm.

"i want to believe that, but i find it hard after witnessing the two of you together for 2 hours." he frowned down at you sadly. he knew you'd never cheat. You loved cove so much, and you showed it through any way you could. you stared up at him silently. a sudden thought processing― Churning and Mixing itself in your mind, you felt a negative emotion bubbling in your chest and you couldn't quite process it, you've never felt any bad feelings towards cove.

Was it jealousy? For what reason? Maybe frustration? No, it was stronger. you scrunched your nose and furrowed your eyebrows as you came to recognize this ugly feeling.

you were angry!

not only were you angry, but you were angry at cove! So angry! The feeling building like bricks as your mind gives you awareness to your situation. Your angry at him for accusing you of liking his best friend. you grabbed his wrist, causing his sad expression to morph into shock at how tightly you grabbed him. "Honey?" "your sad cause i cheated on you huh?" "i never said―" "well allow me make it up to you!" you scowled, turning and pushing your husband onto the couch.

he sat up, looking at you. alarmed by your sudden roughness. "s/o..?" "strip, boy."

it'd been about a good 30 minutes since you'd initiated your way of 'making up' to your dear husband. although with how overstimulated he already was, it was more like a punishment, especially with the way you rode his face.

Your fingers tangling themselves into cove's pretty pale jade colored locks, pulling them every few seconds as you rubbed your wet cunt against his mouth, panting at the quick circular motion you'd set yourself. if anyone had asked; you'd shamelessly admit that you were taking your anger out on him, and you believed you had every right!

His hands gripping your thighs tightly as he tried to keep up with the way you moved your hips against his mouth, pathetically lapping at your soaked inner labia while letting out whiny gasps and whimpers. Honestly, he wasn't even sure if he was doing a good job but he ended up immediately getting his answer.

"c'mon, I'm trying so hard to atone for cheating on you, and your not even trying." you scoffed mockingly, slowing down your movements to a stop. "Maybe we should try something else, huh honey?" you fiercely recommended, while removing yourself from your current position over his face.

Cove wasn't stupid, he knew he'd made a mistake. the way you said that usually endearing nickname with such venom caused shivers up his spine.

"s/o, please listen. i didn't― Ngh!" he let out a sudden shocked cry when you came crashing down on his cock. your warm velvety walls tightly enveloping him in a way that he clearly couldn't handle. you smiled down almost mischievously as you watched your sensitive husband's composure break, Crystalline tears building on cove's bottom lashes while letting out huffy whiny breathes. "Aww poor baby, you gonna cry?" you mocked, brushing his hair from his face while watching his face's pretty contortions from how agonizingly good he felt. "no!― i―i.." he Whined, Cock Twitching from the Tightened pressure it was being surrounded with.

Usually during intimate moments like this you were kinder, gentler, you'd wait for him to get accustomed to your cunts warmth. But this time you didn't hesitate to start moving again. you Placed your hands on his chest holding him down as you begun to ride your lover almost brutally, bouncing onto his cock furiously, the way it sent sparks of pleasure through your body, the way it was sliding so deeply into your messy hole gave you the motivation to keep going with your plan. you let out a few noises, perhaps a moan here or a whimper there, but your husbands noises was really where it was at. (in your opinion atleast.)

you were focused and determined on Breaking Cove. While his blue teary eyes were Focusing on your the way your breast bounced, his eyes watching the way your pretty tits moved everytime you made any sort of movement among him. you, being so focused on his face didn't let this attention towards your breast go unnoticed and you didn't hesitate to do something about it either.

you grabbed cove's Hand and brought it to your chest, satisfied when he was at least smart enough to grope one of your Breast. "do you think I'd―..fuck!.. ever let baxter do this?" you asked clearly trying to prove a point, which was hard because of how hazy your mind was getting. "no! You woul―wouldn't!" he answered correctly, tears finally overflowing from his pretty lashes.

You could hear his voice shaking which meant he was near an orgasm which only caused you to speed up, evicting loud cries and pleas of your name from your husband while he grabbed your Waist, he was so close! So fucking close! it was the way you leaned down and bit at his bottom lip feverishly that drove him over the edgy, pretty pale dick barely having any room to Twitch inside your enclosed fleshy walls as he came for the 2nd time that night.

But you weren't done just yet, you didn't plan to stop untill you'd manage to cum at least once. You would've had at least one orgasm if it wasn't for you being so Enthralled on inflicting your anger onto Holden. he spilt his hot semen into your fluttering hole causing a sort of sticky feeling that you didn't pay attention too.

"wait― ngh! S―S/o! Stop!" cove gasped, Squirming underneath you from the feeling that took over his body when the intense pleasure that he'd felt from his previous Orgasm faded away. you payed no attention to his begs for you to stop, you were so absorbed in the feeling of his dick pushing in and out of your warm and messy hole, Hitting the sensitive spongy parts deep inside you that you Guaranteed, no PROMISED baxter couldn't reach, that any cries of overstimulation that came from Cove were given to deaf ears. "Mmh! S/o please slow down!" he begged. "S'too much! I― I can't!" he cried, tears dropping over the baseline of his eyelashes.

"Cove― wait, please baby, i just― I'm so close!" you Hazily explained, throwing your head back in feverishly Intense pleasure! he tried to use another method of getting your attention. he attached his fingers to your pretty nipple, Squeezing the bud in hopes of getting your attention which only caused you to let out a moan. While that wasn't the result he wanted, he wasn't exactly complaining― wait, yes he was.

Actually no, he wasn't. The overstimulation dying down when he felt it being replaced with a familiar feeling. fuck! He was gonna cum again! "s/o―..i―ngh! S/o!" he called your name, Rolling your pretty nipple roughly as he neared his 3rd time cumming tonight, you were gonna be the death of the poor boy if you didn't finally have a orgasm within the next 5 minutes. Your sweet husband would be lying if he denied the fact he was getting addicted to the way your soaked cunt swallowed his entire length so easily! covering his cock in your juices― or, was it his cum from earlier? Neither of you could tell to be honest.

his eyes looking down, attentively watching the way he disappeared inside you repeatedly, which was just enough to send him off his rocker. his back arching slightly when he came once again! Painting your gooey insides with his hot white semen for the 2nd time that night, you felt yourself finally on the verge of cumming for the first or second time that night, and you decided to end it off with a kiss, leaning down to catch his pretty lips with yours giving cove the chance to wrap his arms around your torso, Holding you close to him as you grinded desperately against him while he kissed you back, a subtle but helpful way to get you through the agonizingly good climax you were experiencing. After what seemed like an eternity, the feeling melted away yet either of you refused to move.

"....i'm sorry." a raspy voice whispered, making you sit up. "Huh?" you asked weakly. your husband looked up at you almost sadly. "i apologize for accusing you of flirting with baxter. i should've know you wouldn't hurt me like that." He rasped, sitting up against the couch arm. "I'm sorry as well." You replied getting off the exhausted man. "i should've sat you down and talked with you instead of exploding with anger and―..well y'know.." your voice trailed off while realizing how embarrassing it was too react the way you did to cove simply broaching his feelings to you. "...well, I'm not complaining." cove replied in a type of flushed and flustered way that made you laugh. "Stop that." you smiled. "well would you like to shower?? i feel gross." you asked, humming appreciatively when your husband agreed and kissed you on the forehead. "i love you, wife." cove reminded. "and i love you too, cove." you replied sweetly.

this was definitely one way to solve your problem.

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#cove holden #our life #our life: beginnings & always #cove #cove holden headcanons #our life headcanons #baxter #'Ducky's breadcrumbs!' #baxter ward #cove holden x reader #cove x reader

[truthseeker-blogger]

I always share pictures of Justice, but this is Miss Gracie, "the princess", Matt calls her, when Justice bothers her and tells Justice she came well before him and show her some respect.

When we correct Justice, Gracie stands her ground and seems to understand what is transpiring.

When we first got Justice at 7 and half weeks, he would bring toys to her to play, but she was having none of that.

She's 12 years old and has mellowed with age, but rarely, if ever let's anyone hold her, but she loves to be petted.

She doesn't care for fancy food, but is particular about the texture of canned cat food and the flavor.

She was born along with her litter mates under our high school teacher's neighbor's porch.

We've had her since she was fairly young, maybe too young. I think she was 5 and half weeks old.

I wouldn't even shower if she was out of my sight when she was a very young kitty, just like with a human baby. 😄

She's adapted fairly well to this limited space as long as she is fed and her litter box is changed, she's good. 😹

I'm sure she must miss her huge catTV though 😔

Or her catio

She's a very good, still agile girl though

❤❤❤

She probably misses seeing and hearing the birds too 🐦

We miss the peacefulness of nature too.

Update *

I found this for Miss Gracie 💗

I'm sure there are other videos she may enjoy. It'll be exciting to watch her expressions watching and listening to the laptop my son gave us when the display on mine stopped working, possibly from the moisture in the room when we had that mold issue during this past summer.

My son also does this for his bird. 🐦❤

[ghaniblue]

A few Drarry fics and fanart I enjoyed recently.

🛶🏆 Our Objective Remains Unchanged by @citrusses (WIP 6/9, 28k, E)

Harry Potter, returning member of the Oxford University Boat Club, has two goals for the spring of 2005: beat Cambridge, and beat Draco Malfoy. Perhaps not in that order.

@unleashed-fest entries:

🐦🏖 Birds Behaving Badly by @peachpety (fic, 10k, E)

For eight years, Draco has been content living a quiet life of anonymity in Brighton, dodging pesky seagulls and enjoying the ephemeral boys of summer. And if these summer blokes just happen to resemble Harry Potter, it’s a mere coincidence—despite what his friends say.

But when a repeat one-night stand challenges him to face his desires, Draco thinks he’s finally over his years-long crush.

A seagull named Kevin thinks otherwise.

🏚🐾 With Love in Her Luminous Eyes by @starquestingfordrarry (fic, 30k, T)

The Demiguise lived in Grimmauld Place, and she lived all alone.

@hd-fan-fair entries:

🎨🖼 "H. J. Potter", (2019) oil on canvas, Draco Malfoy by @creeeee (digital comic, G)

After building quite an illustrious career as a magical portrait artist, Draco Malfoy is commissioned to paint the official portrait for retired Head Auror and current pastry shop owner, Harry Potter, who must come to Draco's studio to sit for his portrait.

🦋🦆 Close Observation by @pato-roldnart (digital art, G)

Draco has received news of a rare magical creature sighting and has been called in to illustrate the animal and it’s natural habitat/den. Only problem is: he can’t find anyone to pet sit his beloved animals and seeks outsider help by hiring a pet sitter through a wizarding company.

Enter: Harry James Potter, pet sitter extraordinaire and living his best life hanging out with animals all over Britain, enjoying the vast and interesting towns and houses he finds himself in.

Draco, loves his animals so much and asks to have regular contact through letters.

🇮🇳🚯 Connecting Lines, Connecting Crimes by @sleepstxtic (fic, 15k, M)

Magic is going haywire after ley lines all over the world are mysteriously failing. A cross-border Task Force is set up by the League of Wixen Nations with Expert Cartologist Draco Malfoy and Ley Line Specialist Pansy Parkinson being called in from Britain to work with Magi-Geographers Harry Potter and Parvati Patil in India. But can they get to the root of the issue before it's too late?

Featuring: an excessive use of holograms, numerous references to food, and lots and lots (and lots!) of travel.

#drarry #drarry recs #acari recs #drarry fanart #drarry fic #unleashed! fest 2023 #hd career fair #hd fanfair

[peachesofteal]

Would you like to see my cat? His name is Bucky.

YES SEND ME YOUR PETS 🐱 🐶 🦎 🐦 🐑 🐄

#peaches asks #omg please

[celestialking]

Sizbxjd I don't know I have so many thoughts maybe I just... List then and u choose? Idk sjsnffj

Tongue and dick piercing obv

Cockwarming him gooood

Teasingly not giving you what you want until you're practically crying and begging him to fuck you

Sucking him off

OR HIM EATING YOU OUT AND THE PIERCING IM SKSNSKDNFK

I am so scatterbrained about this I just WANT HIM

-🐦

Oh- how about all of the above darlin... ♡

It's a bit rushed I was a bit distracted lol- I don't feel like editing as I just told you lmao

NSFW 18+ only - Minors/Ageless blogs DNI

Warnings: afab, tongue+dick piercing

1 month. Sapnap had already been gone for a month. Supposedly he was coming back soon because of George but you couldn't stand it any longer.

He was definitely surprised when you ran through the door and into his arms. You'd be staying with him until he comes back. It wasn't long until you both feel into your usual habits however. You under the desk while he streams and edits.

"Fuck baby, did so good," Sapnap groaned after hitting end on his stream. His hand pet the back of your head.

Just like he told you to do you spent the stream on your knees with his cock down your throat. Your mouth keeping him warm.

You pulled off flicking your tongue against the new piercing he had gotten. You hadn't really gotten a chance to enjoy it since you had been busy the few weeks before he left and then not seeing him for a while.

"Been so needy all stream huh?" He grinned sharply. "Let's make a deal sweetheart. Race you back to the room and If you win I'll eat that pretty cunt of yours,"

You were gone before he even finished speaking having raced past the others and Sapnap slowly following behind you knew they would guess what you bother were gonna do. And you didn't care.

You were on the bed missing half your clothes within milliseconds of entering the room. Sapnap following behind in slow pursuit. His clothes fell to the ground one piece after another settling between your legs.

"Aw sweetheart, you gonna cry about it?" Sapnap chuckled tapping the tip of his cock against your clit.

"Puh-please Sap, need it. Need-" you practically sobbed.

"I know I promised a good prize didn't I?" He murmured smoothing his hands down your legs. Sapnap shifted downwards between your thighs, your hips bucking slightly.

"Patience baby I'll be down here a long time," he chuckled pulling you closer. His tongue flicked over you, the piercing on his tongue liquid heat against you. "Want you to suffocate me between these," his tongue thrust in slowly watching your reaction.

"Poor thing, I got you all worked up did I? Lay back baby I'll take good care of you,"

#celestial:whispers #celestial:spnp #celestial:scribbles #🐦●anon

[v3nusxsky]

reader and emily going to an animal shelter to adopt a brother or sister for sergio oml i think that would be the cutest thing ever - 🐦

Brother or Sister

*Authors note~ a cute little Drabble to make up for yesterdays sad one. But dedicated to my fur baby in heaven, happy birthday twinkle*

Trigger warnings~ none

Prompt~ see ask^^^^^

When you and Emily first started to see each other it was apparent that Sergio took a liking to you. Every Friday you would come to Emily's apartment and spend the night or even the weekend, Sergio was always happy to see you presenting his belly to you and purring happily. Emily would tell you how he would sit by the door and wait for your arrival so when things became serious it was no surprise that you moved in with Emily and Sergio.

Sergio loved having two mums, if Emily said no to food he'd try and get some off of you, and truthfully he was too damn cute for you to say no. But Sergio was Emily's and you couldn't help but wonder about getting Sergio a little friend. Luckily Emily had the same feelings, knowing you'd never had the chance for a pet growing up. Which was why it was the perfect idea to surprise you with a cat for you to call your own.

When Emily got Sergio from the animal shelter, she remembered seeing how many other kittens were stranded there. Which is exactly why she decided it would be the perfect place to take you to find a fur baby of your. But she wanted you to be surprised so she started to plan.

The middle of May was the first time that you both had some time off from the BAU thanks to Hotch saying the whole team needs a few days to recuperate after back to back cases. That's why Emily decided to surprise you. A little lay in snuggled in each others arms while Sergio curled up happily next to the pair of you. For breakfast you both strolled down to your favourite little cafe for some coffee and breakfast, truly just looking forward to a day with one another.

To say you where clueless where Emily was driving you was an understatement, her hand rested on your thigh when not changing gears as you tried to work out where you were going. Only when Emily pulled in to park the car did you realise you still had no idea. "Em?" You mumbled confused. "Shh angel just wait okay?"

Waiting was worth everything as soon as you entered the shelter you immediately started to cry, "Emi?" You murmured coming to hide your face in her neck as you hugged her, "are we?" "We are baby let's go find our little prince a brother or sister."

Seeing all the kittens without homes made your heart ache and knowing you had to choose just one was hard. But there was one kitten who attached to you, they found themselves curled up on your lap with their little white paws stretched out onto Emily. "Think we found the one em" you murmured stroking the coloured kitten. "This little princess? I agree she's perfect" Emily agreed, "but what do we call her?"

After spending some time with the kitten it was clear that she was the one needed to complete your little family, your little prince Sergio and your little Princess Pebbles. Her markings were what inspired her name and truly it fit her well. After a quick stop the the pet shop, you took Pebbles home to meet her brother, who absolutely adored her and ended up snuggling up with her while you and Emily snuggled up on the sofa.

Word count &lt; 625

#anon answered #v3nusxsky answers #fanfic #emily prentiss x you #ssa emily prentiss #emily prentiss fanfiction #emily prentiss x fem!reader #emily prentiss #emily prentiss x reader #emily prentiss x y/n #criminal minds #criminal minds fanfic #Emily x bau reader #anon requested #🐦 anon