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criiitter · 1 year
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as above, so below, john
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lynxgriffin · 7 months
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How do you think the Deltarune cast will react to the original Shrek movie?
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Hey now, they respect the classics!
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fools-of-faerun · 2 months
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rornelson · 19 days
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desperately need this to reach my target audience (people who know about random species of starfish)
p.s. this is available in my redbubble and other shops, link in pinned
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mimisempai · 10 months
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Ever since yesterday's sneak peak, I've been thinking about this French film, Tanguy.
Synopsis : Tanguy is 44 and still lives with his parents. They think it's time for him to move out. He stays, so they work out a strategy...
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animatedhooligan · 9 months
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"I consider myself a reasonable man. I'm not just going to kill Tanjiro, but every single person and thing involved in the harm of my Nichirin Swords."
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alien-slushie · 27 days
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Husk @ Valintino: *cough* pussy b*tch *cough*
Valintino: ...
Husk, clearing throat: Sorry, I meant to call you a pussy b*tch. But, without the coughing.
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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 9 months
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Jason: *angrily beating up villains in a fight*
Tim: is he being more aggressive than usual?
Dick: He's upset cause he just found out he can't title his self-inserted Pride and Prejudice fanfic "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" cause that's already a famous Pride and Prejudice fanfic
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gotstabbedbyapen · 7 months
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Hyacinthus: That is how men of Sparta greet one another. Hyacinthus: High-fives are for the women. Hyacinthus: *high-fives with Polyboea* Hyacinthus: And open-mouth tongue kisses for the men. Hyacinthus: *grabs Apollo's arm and kisses him*
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sweethome-thoughts · 4 months
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Ui-Myeong : My hungry ass couldn't be a brain surgeon
Hyun-Su : What do you mean ? What do you mean by that ?
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fidjiefidjie · 3 months
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“Tout paysan debout domine noble à genoux.” 🚜
Proverbe français
Gif source Rodho
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fools-of-faerun · 2 months
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pif-reepa · 4 months
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Armin: Eren, you just killed 80% of the population. What's on your mind right now?
Eren: Hm. I do feel kinda bad for killing millions of people. However, my main concern is that *starts sobbing* Mikasa will find another man!! I don't want Mikasa to ever get over me!! I just want her to keep thinking about me!! Even af--
Armin: Eren,
Eren: ...
Armin: Your rumbling...gave her the ick.
Eren: *GASP*
Armin: She's currently in the process of getting back shots from Jean.
Eren: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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mimisempai · 8 months
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enderspawn · 2 years
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LOOK UPON MY WORKS YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR
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