Book Crowley: You know what? I like your hair.
TV Crowley: Thanks. I like yours too.
Book Crowley: I think we should swap. And then we could prank the Angels a little.
TV Crowley: Yeah! I bet they won’t even notice the difference.
After some time…
Book Crowley:
TV Aziraphale:
TV Crowley:
Book Aziraphale:
TV Aziraphale: Oh, look. Aren’t those people feeding bread to the ducks?
TV Crowley: They’re WOT?!
Book Aziraphale: That’s yours.
TV Aziraphale: That’s mine.
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*after the bookshop fire*
Aziraphale: You must have thought I was dead!
Crowley: I did.
Aziraphale: How was that?
Crowley: Longest month of my life.
Aziraphale: Oh, dear. It was barely an hour.
Crowley: I'll be the judge of time.
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i love your tv show aziracrow/book aziracrow series so much!! i wonder what would happen if post s2 crowley met book crowley lmfao
Yeah, I wonder what would happen… 🤔 (oh, wait. I can write it lol)
Book Crowley: *entering the flat* Hm, that’s weird. I’m pretty sure this plant wasn’t here before.
Book Crowley: *sees TV Crowley lying on the floor* What the hell is this?
TV Crowley: *not looking at him* Me. Being miserable.
Book Crowley: May I ask… why?
TV Crowley: My Angel left me.
Book Crowley: He did WHAT?!
After quite extraordinary amounts of alcohol…
Book Aziraphale: Crowley, are you…? *seeing all the mess* What happened here?
Book Crowley: You did.
Book Aziraphale: Me?! I didn’t do this.
TV Crowley: You left me.
Book Aziraphale: How…? Good Lord, why are there two of you?
TV Crowley: Why is there just one of you?
Book Aziraphale: How am I supposed to know?!
Book Crowley: You’re bad, Angel.
Book Aziraphale: And you’re drunk, my dear.
Book Crowley: Why did you leave us?
Book Aziraphale: Us? I didn’t leave you. And I certainly did not leave him.
TV Crowley: *tearing up* We could’ve been us.
Book Crowley: Look what you did.
Book Aziraphale: That’s it. I’m done. I’ll come back once you’re both sober.
Book Crowley: Yeah, leave. YOU’RE GOOD AT IT!
Book Aziraphale: I DID NOT LEAVE YOU, FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE!
TV Crowley: I miss him. I miss him so much.
Book Crowley: I know, I know. We’ll be alright. We don’t need them.
TV Crowley: You know that’s not true.
Book Crowley: Yeah. You’re right.
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