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igotboredthinking · 22 days
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Don’t waste time telling me how many siblings you have, or if you’re a dog or cat person, all I give a flying pet pig about is if you were allowed to write with a pen in primary school.
This paper will seek to identify and explain the correlation between those who were cruelly denied their pen licence and those who went on to become the funniest adults who are also very hot and are the coolest.
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igotboredthinking · 22 days
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Would actually love it so much if my body didn’t think it was going fight and or flight and instead understood that I am literally just sat in a coffee shop.
Like who asked, ya know?
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igotboredthinking · 3 months
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Happy Hogswatch
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igotboredthinking · 3 months
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Ah! Talent!
he is silly. this is silly.
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igotboredthinking · 3 months
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goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏
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igotboredthinking · 4 months
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Ofmd: sorry if my 40% budget cut disgusts you so much
Me: I love what you made. no budget or otherwise. S3 could be shot entirely on sambas iPhone
Me: my gay pirate show….
Ofmd: don’t.
Me: I. Love.
Ofmd: no, don’t— you don’t get to say that to me.
Me: I love everything about you
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igotboredthinking · 5 months
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my tummy hurts but at least i have a medical professional (baby cat) accompanying me
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igotboredthinking · 5 months
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im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it
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igotboredthinking · 5 months
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Ladies, if you’re man squawks angrily, that’s not your man, that’s a British Seagull.
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igotboredthinking · 5 months
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Just had an interaction with a 90 year old dude at a coffee shop
Him: you know I’m close to 90
Me: you don’t look a day over 21!
Him: well thank you young sir- or is it lady?
*Trans-masc he/they panic* me: well, it’s whatever
Him: ah, you don’t like to be tied down, good for you.
And thus, my response to that question has been formed. What a guy.
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igotboredthinking · 7 months
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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
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igotboredthinking · 7 months
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@tylwth
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Playing a game of poker with these and carefully studying my hand
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igotboredthinking · 7 months
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There is so much going on. This is what legacy is.
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igotboredthinking · 7 months
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@tylwth
Baldur's gate 3 fandom be like:
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igotboredthinking · 7 months
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igotboredthinking · 7 months
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your poor little meow meow fucking bit me
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igotboredthinking · 7 months
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Oh don’t mind me I’m just in my corner being preemptively sad about the fact that, due to my living in the UK, OFMD2 is almost definitely going to be spoiled for me before if streams here.
Its sad. Im sad.
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