i know I started this just to have a place to free my restless thoughts, but now that i am only being followed by bots, a little validation would be nice
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Me: I wanna go home and write and edit, but I should socialize and go to the after work cookout. It'll be kind of awkward but whatever...
*ends the night with two coworkers vehemently and loudly agreeing that the only good snake is a dead one while someone's wife happily details how her grandpa used to maliciously run over gardner snakes with a lawn mower*
Me: should've just stayed home and WROTE
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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idk man the nervous system makes me kinda nervous
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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.
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Baby’s gonna be AFAB (Assigned Finland at Birth)
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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