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lesbianralzarek · 1 hour
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Sorry, but I need to know we all agree on this...
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lesbianralzarek · 2 hours
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Another Snow Queen au post
(Inspo below the cut)
Okay, I just want people to know about this film and those songs more, please keep in mind I'm no professional translator
But it's such an Astarion coded song
Snow Queen's tango (it's YouTube link, Snow Queen actress moves so Astarion-y that I can't unsee it now)
People drink milk every morning, drink it hot, not frozen to the core. Their lives feel so easy and warm, while I can't even drink anything heated
(Refrain) Alas, my snowflakes-years keep melting and I'm scared to think about eternity. I want to live - not often, but at least sometimes, just once a week - like a real human being.
I myself don't know what is wrong with me, but it haunts me like an obsession - that no one ever will send me a letter with warm wishes for birthday
(Refrain)
It must be so nice to wait for someone, meet somewhere just a friend. And then suddenly realise that you'll be late somewhere else, but still, to be light with your friend
(Refrain)
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lesbianralzarek · 5 hours
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Late Afternoon Snack ☀️🍉
Repost bc I accidentally posted it in my side blog lol. Sorry guys. Anyway have some Wyllzel 💖 I love their dynamic so much
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lesbianralzarek · 6 hours
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wyll in elegant robes...
(lines-only version undercut)
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lesbianralzarek · 6 hours
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Here’s what you’re not being told: The most pressing threats to our safety as Jewish students do not come from tents on campus. Instead, they come from the Columbia administration inviting police onto campus, certain faculty members, and third-party organizations that dox undergraduates. Frankly, I regret the fact that writing to confirm the safety of Jewish Ivy League students feels justified in the first place. I have not seen many pundits hand-wringing over the safety of my Palestinian colleagues mourning the deaths of family members, or the destruction of Gaza’s cherished universities.
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lesbianralzarek · 7 hours
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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lesbianralzarek · 7 hours
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I’ve got another orange cat video to show....
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lesbianralzarek · 7 hours
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homeschooling in the US needs to be regulated but this is one of those conversations that immediately gets crushed by extremist conservatives and even well-meaning liberals will pipe up to be like "well some homeschooling is good!" when that's absolutely not relevant. regulation will not change anything for the homeschooling families who are serious about their children's education. the people who need to be regulated are the fringe extremists
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lesbianralzarek · 9 hours
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What’s up with the r slur becoming popular again
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lesbianralzarek · 9 hours
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ONE HOUR AGO: greg abbott, who i have the great displeasure of calling my governor, is calling for the expulsion and jailing of ut austin students exercising their first amendment right to freedom of speech an assembly. every single motherfucker on the right soooo concerned about the first amendment seems to be creaming their pants over college students being brutalized and arrested for protesting. its fucking reprehensible.
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lesbianralzarek · 9 hours
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thank you tuoi tre news this is the funniest way you can post this
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lesbianralzarek · 9 hours
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You can take the apartheid out of South Africa but you can never take it out of a white South African
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lesbianralzarek · 9 hours
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I just realized that I could share this flash game ad I saved off of MySpace in like 2005 to tumblr.
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It’s so important to me. It makes me feel like I’m losing my mind even after 20 years.
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lesbianralzarek · 10 hours
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lesbianralzarek · 10 hours
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eagle: so what do you think about stigmata
prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.
eagle: stigma talons in your flesh
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lesbianralzarek · 10 hours
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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lesbianralzarek · 10 hours
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Tech bros who think digital is forever and that uploading your consciousness to a computer is immortality crack me up. Like bro, you'd be "immortal" on the computer for like a year until your own company sends out some software update that makes you incompatible and whoops, there goes TechBro.soul into the great Recycling Bin in the sky
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