#old man Number Five

[kaybreezy3000]

Favorite Old Man ❤️

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[teaableu]

I can’t wait for s4

(Btw his shirt reads “I stopped the apocalypse twice 3x”)

#five hargreeves #I’ve been thinking abt them for so long now and I finally have a thing #i had to fast watch so many skateboarding fails to figure out how this would work #and i don’t think it helped lol #umbrella academy fandom I have an offering #teaaart #number five #they really did that to him huh #what is he going to do? walk? #he’s an old man #the umbrella academy #tua fanart #tua #umbrellaacademy fanart #umbrella academy season 3 #tua spoilers #i think

[feralnumberfive]

Love that when the siblings went through the revolving door of the hotel Five said "There were two entrances by the way" like he didn't just plow through the door with everyone else instead of waiting for the next opening in the door or going to the other door

#Five my guy I absolutely cherish your dumb moments you're a funny old man #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers #tua spoilers #number five #five hargreeves

[lookingforhappy]

Smth abt having physical tangible proof that all ur stress and effort and suffering was worth it in the end or smth idk

Tried out a diff painting style but idk how to feel abt it…

#the umbrella academy #tua #five hargreeves #number 5 #diego hargreeves #lila pitts #dilila baby #dilila #my art #fanart #fives outfit used to be weirder but oh well #old man sweater vest it is

[sharkneto]

any particular thoughts on how number would react to delores?

Do I! Do I!

The long and short of it is that Number would fucking hate Delores. She represents too much about how bad things could have been for him and begs for self reflection, which he is not going to do.

She's an immediate shorthand to show how desperate and insane Five got living alone in the apocalypse, with the added level of that Number is also Five. Number is also confident and comfortable in his identity as aroace - been there, tried it, didn't like it, he's good to go. And now here's this alternate version of himself that not only went so far off the deep end that he made up a person to love, but he then made that fake person his wife.

We know the nuance of Five and Delores (at least through my headcanon - Five was 13 when he landed in the apocalypse and had very limited examples and vocabulary for what adult relationships are and mean to build his Person with), but Number absolutely is not going to sit down and listen. He's out, it's too close and too real and makes how close he was to being Five too much. Delores' introduction to us in the show was a real What The Fuck; her introduction to Number would be a true mindfuck. She's where he's drawing his line for Too Far.

#i don't think i'm overstating when i say number would be repulsed by her #which is so sad for delores #who we all know i adore #but she forces too much self-reflection and he's not gonna do that #and also requries some true empathy for five which we also know he's going to resist #in the situation where delores was also in hit #rob would have had to take him to the side and have a ''you've gotta be more chill about this for five's sake'' #to which number would say ''fuck that what about my sake i could have been a crazy old man with a mannequin wife no thank you'' #“everyone should be a lot less chill about it i'm the correct level of chill which is Not” #for the record and five's side of things #delores would adore number and that would make him so mad #but he made delores to love him and i don't think he could do the mental gymnastics to separate that from any version of himself #as much as he'd like to because his wife should not be so endeared by how goddamn stupid number is #(no he wasn't that stupid at that age not at all for sure she's remembering that wrong) #ask response #hit #number

[squidprinceofwinterfell]

I’m obsessed with the fact that Old Man Five’s warning not to save the world only worked bc he knew that the only person Five would listen to is himself

#anyone else: don't save the world!! five: fuck you. how bout i do it anyway #old man five: don't save the world. five: hmm. i might be onto something #number five #five hargreeves #the umbrella academy #tua

[bumblingbabooshka]

Amanda Grayson with her Hubby and Stepson

#I wanted to redesign Amanda Grayson bc I like her flamboyant old woman look but when she's young they always style her look very bland #and proper...and I want her to look like kind of a hippie teacher mess #Amanda & Sarek - annoying girl x killjoy guy #we are each insufferable in our own unique ways #Amanda has a way of getting to people - whether it's good or bad depends on the person but she's someone you remember and who it's easy to #end up talking to for hours and Sarek realizes this too late...before he even knows whats happening he's grocery shopping with this woman as #they both complain about how BRIGHT the store lights are #Sarek: (on date number five) ..........I have a son by the way / Amanda: Aw shit. Let's go to chuck E Cheese. #Amanda goes into Sarek's quarters for the first time and is like this place is AWFUL!! and by the end of the week she's redecorated. #She built him a bedside table. He bought her a pair of gaudy earrings which she loved but didn't get herself during one of their shopping #trips bc she exclaimed 'Ugh! Who do I think I am!?' and speed walked away #Also last bit of personal lore but Amanda told Sarek (as a joke) that before they got married he should ask her father first #(she said this bc Sarek asked her to marry him on like the second date since Vulcans don't date - she said no) #so when Sarek meets Amanda's father he asks the man to marry him - misinterpreting her words (Amanda DIES laughing) #Sarek seems straight but tradition is tradition - if he has to marry Amanda's dad before he can marry her he'll deal with it #Stepmom Amanda swag...she's gonna give this grumpy lil boy a piggyback ride and giggle about his dad with him #anyway...I like this version of Amanda - she makes her own kombucha and insists you take a jar home with you #Sarek/Amanda #star trek #star trek art #Sarek #Amanda Grayson #sarek art #amanda grayson art #bea art tag #Sarek calls Amanda : dear darling beloved blossom my heart etc #Amanda calls Sarek: elbows knees bigntall sharpie etc #the times she calls him stuff like 'honeycake' and other such stupid-sweet things are times he pretends to find baffling but cherishes 4ever #couple that has a list of things to ask before they eat at a new place #Is it vegetarian? Is it kosher? Is it organic? Is it spicy?

[five-moreminutes-pls]

Imagine how funny it’d be if there was like a bonus episode or like a little spin off where Five accidentally blinks into the backrooms for the laughs and for the goofs😁😁

#this old man child does not need any more trauma but imagine how funny please please hear me out #the umbrella academy #five hargreeves #number five #tua five

[distracted-milkshake]

Bro I don’t know why I like fics with Five regressing mentally so much but I think I just have a hard time believing that after not growing up properly and fucking up his body that his mind would just like…not go mental and regress to when he felt safest, which was most definitely before he jumped in 2002.

It feels realistic. He’s not invincible, and even when he was one he never really got to be a kid, either because of the Academy or the Apocalypse.

And sure, maybe he got to mature and become socially less anemic when he was under the Commission but that wasn’t exactly a pleasant few years and it’s a drop in an ocean to the time he spent alone, and a boatload of trauma to boot.

I dunno. Just him accepting that he can have a do-over on his childhood in some of the ways that count is just really heartwarming to me, and honestly not a piece I think tua4 will cover even if it ever gets to his trauma recovery at all.

Also Five having long hair getting to dress like a teen is funny and entertaining as hell to me.

#number five umbrella academy #number five #tua #umbrella academy #age regression #‘the old man did say time travel fucks with the mind’

[fandomqueen6754]

Thinking about how hurt Five seemed when Viktor lied about knowing who killed their mother.

#boy went through it this season #he just wanted a break #instead he got another apocalypse and his siblings fighting #he definitely wanted to know his mother and the way he asks Klaus about her is so sad #he just wanted to find her to find out she’s dead #poor little old man #he deserved so much better #number five|the boy #number five #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua #the umbrella academy

[kaybreezy3000]

Imagine Five trying to do normal stuff...

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[blujayonthewing]

I'M GETTING A NEW PHONE

#HOLLERS INTO THE SKYYYYY!!!! #I don't actually even remember how old this phone is but I've been saying 'man I probably need a new phone' for over three years #but it's slow and it doesn't get new updates anymore and the camera sucksss and I've dropped it so many times the screen is TOTALLY fuckt #this was a 'yes hello I'd like your sixty-dollarest phone please' when I GOT it like. five years ago? six? so you can imagine lmao #and I'm switching to my husband's plan after having been on one with my mom for like fifteen years #which I just never bothered to switch out of but neither of us has autopay on and we both have adhd so #every month there's a 100% chance one or both of us forgets to pay on time and leaves us BOTH with no service #SO. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER. VERY NICE BRAND NEW PHONE!! HOT DIGGETY SHIT!!! #AND I get to keep my number #about me

[feralnumberfive]

Jesus Christ Five threatened to kill Viktor if he lied to his siblings again

#Five isn't playing around anymore he's just a tired old man #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers #tua spoilers #number five #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #3x07 #fnfliveblog

[emjae]

it could be worse?

five x gn!reader

you suffer an injury, a very bad one that involves a missing limb. your cranky best friend and partner lectures you as he does first aid on you before you take off and as he does, you try to contrast his pessimism! something that's not working . . .

0.2k words

tw: arguing/bickering bcs five is always grumpy, mentions of injuries (not descriptive, no blood mentioned whatsoever), mentions of decapitation, mentions of death, one or two cuss words methinks? that's all!

*this can be viewed as a romantic or platonic relationship!

“What did I tell you?”

“To not do anything stupid?”

“To not do anything stupid! And what did you do?”

“Do something stupid.”

Your cranky subordinate, Five, pinched the bridge of his nose between his pointer finger and thumb, clearly stressed. You snicker at his reaction, groaning at the pain in your shoulder as Five tightened the tourniquet. Your arm was now non-existent, having been chopped cleanly off by your guys’ opposing before finishing the little fucker off. The opponent now laid unmoving, their decapitated head awkwardly facing the two Commissioners.

“Don’t laugh. Nothing’s funny,” he hisses, to which you laugh at despite being told not to.

Five finished off the tourniquet, leaving you to mutter a small thank you. “I mean hey, it could be worse?” you shrug, immediately regretting the action when pain shot up through your side. The man named after a number furrows his brows and widens his eyes, clearly not amused.

“You just had your arm cut off! What do you mean it could be worse?!” he practically screeches, not having any of this.

“Hey, man, I’m just trying to be optimistic!” you flick his forehead with your only hand as you said this, “both arms could be gone? Maybe a leg or all of my limbs?! I’m the one with the missing arm here, I’m supposed to be the one freaking out!”

“Well, you’re freaking out right now!”

“I know and your yelling isn’t making it better!”

“Gah, you’re impossible–” Five inhales sharply, throwing his head back and shutting his eyes in hopes of getting rid of his growing migraine. He stands up and wipes his bloody hands on his pants. “Stay here, I’m getting the briefcase, alright?”

“Fine. You better hurry, I’m hungry.”

“Fuck you, ‘cause so am I.”

#is five basically the opposite of alucard because he's an old man in a teenager's body #and alucard is a teenager in an older man's body #/j #kinda giggled while making this #five hargreeves #five x you #five x reader #number five #tua #umbrella academy #umbrella academy x reader #umbrella academy x you #platonic #gender neutral reader #fluff #angst? #angst #drabble

[sharkneto]

“Seems pretty big to me.”

It’s about perspective, Klaus, get on a fifty-eight-year-old-thirteen-year-old’s level.

#also obsessed with his old man slouch #number 5 #five hargreeves #number five #tua #umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Month 12, day 14

Echt 3! :D

I really like how the transparent bit turned out :) Also really loved getting to use my Susurrus birb chain brush so much 🥰

#the great artscapade of 2023 #art #my art #Forspoken #Forspoken fan art #Forspoken fan cloak #fan cloak: echt #trying to think if ppl in Cipal would recognize the emblem on the back #since I'm fairly certain the only place we've seen it is on the back of Thalia's hand #it's not on the Rheddig flag or their uniforms that I can see in my reference shots #if not then I might keep these designs for Echt and just modify the description in the fic to cut down on the number of pockets lol #there's not enough room for pockets methinks #goddamn I started off the evening with 100% charge on my battery #and now I'm at 29% #ProCreate I love you but you are a battery hog #or Apollo is just old #...lbr Apollo is over five years old he's a decrepit old man in computer years #he probably needs a new battery #but I love him anyway he's been a fantastic iPad and I couldn't ask for a better art buddy 💜