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GOT THE BASTARD

is there actually anything worse on earth than a 'push down and turn' safety lid that won't open

#I HAD TO PUT IT ON THE GROUND AND LEAN WITH BOTH HANDS?? FUCK YOU??? #BUT I GOT IT MOTHERFUCKERRR AAHAHAHA. #[MANIC CACKLING] #in other news!! coleman stove that hasn't been used or opened in 20 years still works perfectly YEE. HAW #about me

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

#FELIX INSP

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is there actually anything worse on earth than a 'push down and turn' safety lid that won't open

#I've escalated all the way to standing up and bearing down with my body weight and every amount of pressure in between #what the FUCK do you WANT FROM ME. #the sisyphusean drive to keep trying despite getting myself so upset I feel like I'm about to gnaw my own leg off #why won't you open bitch I'm gonna kill you #if it wasn't a canister of stove fuel I'd take a fucking hacksaw to it #'oh me? hm no I don't have meltdowns' <- guy who's posting on tumblr to try to avoid bursting into rage tears over a canister lid #it doesn't even feel like I'm getting CLOSE to opening it. are we sure there's threading in there to catch. #fuck me #about me

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Amazonian Dead-leaf Lizard (Stenocercus fimbriatus)

This small and well camouflaged lizard is found in the leaf litter on the forest floor of tropical forests in Amazonian Brazil and Peru. Its in the family Tropiduridae (the ground lizards). Not much is known of this lizard’s life history and habits.

photographs by Dick Bartlett

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finally got around to listening to the adventure zone and OH MY GOD i have been missing out

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can you infodump to me? (i love you) is this overwhelming? (i love you) is this the right texture? (i love you) is it ok to touch you? (i love you) do you want the subtitles on? (i love you) do you want to go somewhere less noisy? (i love you)

#felix insp

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someone rbing a post from me: #oh my goddd this is just like my ocs zapa and trunky

me on their blog now looking for pics of zapa and trunky:

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which part of me biting u don't u understand? i want to give u the world

#about me #also [shrug] #felix insp #.... it's so funny that felix became my Biting Guy when this is also general gnome worldbuilding thoughts for me lmao #gnomes are a little affectionately bitey but also felix is romantic and tender AND. has an oral fixation

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Not to be a hopeless romantic, but was anyone going to tell us that 2023 was the year scientists were able to visualize quantum-entangled particles for the first time and they literally look like yin and yang??

Full article published in Nature Photonics here, though I read a lay reader friendly explanation here!

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you see, you must bite your gods. don't get yourself a god you can't bite. maybe some that you shouldn't, yes, but otherwise you ought to have gods you can bite. and bite.

and then you must know what you're biting them for and what you expect.

some gods you bite and they'll bite you back, which is good. some gods you bite and it'll sharpen your teeth, and that is good as well. some gods you bite and you'll devour them instead and that is good, as well, again.

some gods you bite and it's a reward, and some you'll bite as penance, some as communion, some as sex, some as simple curiosity. some you bite and they break your teeth or tame you, and you must ask yourself whether this is what you desire.

but you must bite your gods.

#killing the vibe by bringing up communion #side note I was an adult before I found out catholics are taking that completely literally #what the fuck do you mean transsubstantiation. if that's what you actually believe then you guys aren't being weird enough about it I think

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curious how the breakdown is considering its something ive always been open to but i know some people would never do ever

#partner only #confortable as I've gotten with my own body I've still got a couple very pernicious insecurities to work out #BUMMER because prepubescent jay was very strongly in the 'getting shy in the swim class locker room is silly' camp #I used to be so free...

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just remembered how insecure I used to be about my upper arms, damn. glad I got past that cause I think I'm a tank top guy actually

#tank top with open hawaiian shirt on top is A Look #but just plain ol tank top or cami just feels so right

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I cannot put into words how much like horseshit she looked in this moment

I would say I hope this teaches her a lesson but it definitely will not. None of the other chocolate things she's eaten has taught her

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My coworker Mike just started cracking up. Informed us someone was trying to make a test Outlook group at work and seems to have accidentally made it a real Outlook group.

Everyone added to the group is named Mike.

Creator of the group isn’t online yet but the Mikes are coming online in droves.

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thinking about the time when movie posters and book covers had detailed original paintings made for them compared to what we have now

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Lanna Green Pit Viper (Trimeresurus lanna), female, family Viperidae, Chiang Mai, northern Thailand

Venomous.

This species was recently split off from T. popeiorum, 2024.

photograph by Natthaphat Chotjuckdikul