I am so late but happy birthday to the boy, can’t believe he’s 63
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Guys I can’t stop PEEING. I HATE BEING HYDRATED
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MY DOG MUST BE 50% BLADDER ATP WHY HAVE I FOUND NOT FOUR BUT FIVE MASSIVE PUDDLES OF PISS IN MY HOUSE TODAY?! IS MY ROOMMATE FRAMING THE DOG?! THIS IS ABSURD.
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I’m taking a class where I have to write an argumentative paper and the professor said we could choose literally whatever topic we wanted so I’m gonna write it on why ronance should be canon
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Day 6 of drawing a Spider-Man everyday.
Old Man Parker
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nothing could have prepared me for coming downstairs to find my almost 60 year old father watching Megamind (2010) by himself.
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Do you have the rizz, Shinjuro?
“What does this mean? Is this some euphemism for a sexually transmitted disease?”
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Slept though the day after saying he was taking a nap
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random fire nation diplomat #492 will never understand the complex and fucked up relationship between the water siblings like I do 🙄
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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
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