criminalskies

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Mom "don't you think you're watching too much of that show?? You really like crimes that much?"

Me "yes, it's definitely the crimes"

#actual footage of me #and my roommate

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Hey I made this thing

HELP????? I feel like these are the four horsemen of me trying not to curse in front of patients or children at work 💀 the secret fifth answer is oh my goodness oh golly oh gee

#yes I am an old woman #old woman trapped in young man body pride #rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the marvellous max #not cm #rome’s got mail!

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Also two Totoro’s I made recently teehee

THE FOURTH PICTURE CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD 😭😭😭😭😭😭 but these are so cute!!!!! 10/10 would stuff inside my pocket and keep safe forever

#rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the lovely lumi! #rome’s got mail! #crochet mail #GRANDMA ROME #not cm

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

#PSA #people look the hottest when they’re comfortable #and happy #do whatever makes you feel like ~*•you•*~

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Your pfp is one of my most used emojis on discord LOL :totoroyell:

I can’t believe you talk about me so much *fanning my face it’s all red* this is just so flattering lumi wow wow wow 🤭🥹🤭🥹

but no seriously this big fuzzball is so important to me AUGH he is the moment and he is everything 😭

#totoro yawn #me core #rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the lovely lumi!! #rome’s got mail! #not cm

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screaming while rummaging through my drawers looking for my chastity cage (for both of our protection)

genuinely curious though guys out of all the zombie themed enterprises and lore and content out there if you WERE to get freaky with a fandom’s zombies which would it be 🤔 for science…

#semi nsfw #like mildly #well #maybe more than mildly #the handsome jack! #rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #rome’s got mail! #not cm

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that is so funny because I like men:

M onstrously

E ndowed

g N omes

^ literally my man if anobody is wondering

#rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the marvellous max #sorry for the unwarranted porcelain ass #I just FEEL LIKE IT #rome’s got mail! #not cm

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💗💓💕❣️🩷💘💝💞🩷💗💗💓💕💕💜💝💖💖🩷💕💞💓💗💗💛💞💕💖🩷💘💞💓💗💓💞💘💖🩷💞💞💓

YOU ASK LIKE I DONT SPEND MY DAYS WANTIN TO PICK YOU UP AND SPIN YOU AROUND TWIN

#rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the wonderful Isabel! #rome’s got mail! #not cm

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You guys are so crazy insane for this😭🥺💖🦋💐🌸💕🌷🌺 Thank you all so much for caring about what I have to say enough to follow me through all of my ups and downs!! Seriously from the bottom of my heart I am so grateful and trying to even picture THIS MANY PEOPLE intrigued by little old me and my writing. 🥰🥹🥹🥹💌🌸💐💕

speaking of, I have been dying to get writing again recently but I have exactly zero time. That being said I am thinking of just making time to crank out a little something on paper for a request I’ve had in my inbox FOREVER that is just so sweet to me I wanna sob. but I make no promises (I’m sorry) because life is chewing me up and spitting me out.

ANYWAY omg one enormous rant later the take home message is I LOVE YOU! SO DEARLY! THANK YOU ALL!!!! My little snookie pookie dookie itty bitty little loves. <33333

#blog update QUESTION MARK #new theme brewing #not cm #I love you <3

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just learned what blitzen means in Afrikaans when a dementia patient from South Africa hit me in the eye. I wish I was kidding. (It means I’m gonna fuck you up) (apparently)

#the dementia unit is the bane of my existence #I’ve now been bitten #groped #and smacked in the face #TW #I guess #I hate this

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^ me cus i didn't have any fencing dreams

the little human esque nose and tongue are really giving me the heebie jeebies but I feel the raw emotions here

#not cm #rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the marvellous max! #rome’s got mail! #cat mail! #🤺 en garde

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do u wanna have matching gummy worm earrings with me 👉🏼👈🏼

YES ENTIRELY A THOUSAND TIMES YES ID LOVE THEM but also I fear the goblins and parasites inside of me will overpower the fortress that is my mind and I’ll be FORCED to chew on them 🥺 are they gummy-y?

#YES #rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the beautiful blue! #blue my beloved 🦋 #rome’s got mail! #not cm

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I’m itching for a new username for when I go multifandom

I’m just gonna throw some ideas out

#not cm

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get with the TIMES gosh

ELEANOR AND AARON HAVING THE SAME BIRTHDAY 😭

Oh no who is Eleanor 😭😭😭😭 ion know who that is JSFJEJFJSJDJ

#rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the talented Ada! #Ada my beloved 🥨💖 #not cm

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my supervisor apparently came today just to choose chaos at every turn holy cow she is assembling a gigantic kerfuffle piece by piece. every logical choice today that seems obvious to me, she is straying directly the other way.

#I think she’s letting Jesus take the wheel #Playing the role of Jesus today will be me. Romeo. left to pick this mess up tonight or tomorrow on her behalf #La La La #not my monkey not my circus not my monkey not my circus not my monkey not my circus not my #not cm

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I’m only on here for criminal minds so yes BUT I say do it it’s your blog do what makes you happy! I’m sure a lot of people will eat it up

see this is the hard thing, I don’t wanna lose touch with any of you beautiful people but I do feel like rn labelling myself a cm blog and having to add ‘not cm’ to like my last 20-30 posts in a row bc they’re about me or my interests is silly?

#feedback #rome’s got mail! #anon mail! #not cm

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guys be honest would you kick my ass (sigh and ignore my posts) if I turned this into a more multifandom blog?

not to say I’m not still vehemently in love with Aaron hotchner but I just feel a need to make this more ~my~ blog about my interests? also this would require a username change which I fear confuses people (namely me)

going to become my own multiverse of madness here (all the characters I’m in love with who are definitely written in the same font every time)

#real rome thoughts #Rome’s rambles #genuine question though #not cm