#rome’s wonderful moots! <3

[criminalskies]

aaron dating an author and borrowing her laptop to order jack something he showed him earlier and when he opened your search history to find the item again it's the most concerning google search he's ever seen. every fbi red flag is going off. various methods of murdering someone in their sleep and disposing of a body. i mean he only got home from his case last night so now hes starting to wonder if hes about to die by the hand of his own little love.

tried to be sooo casual about the fact your searches looks like an unsubs and was lowkey relieved its just "just because i needed to know if a body would decompose faster if it's been wrapped in plastic or a bed comforter." with a shrug like it's not an insane thing to think about.

his relief wears off instantly though because why do you need to something like that?!

He would be freaking outttttt he goes to search your car while you're still out of the house and checks every nook and cranny for a single weapon, pair of gloves, a garotte, ANYTHING suspicious and after finding nothing there or in your bedside drawer he's only somewhat relieved.

When you get home he's trying so hard to act himself but he has his work-face on (the one that strictly guards any and all emotion on his face) as he suddenly starts asking you about your childhood and if you ever played with animals? 'yeah of course i did, why Aar?' 'oh i'm just wondering if jack needs a pet in his life is all. But I worry he might want to torture it or something. Did you ever torture any animals as a kid?' 'aaron wtf' 'set any fires just to make trouble?? did you wet the bed?' 'AARON WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?!"

He turns your laptop to face you, the history in question cutting through the dark room like a beam of horror. "Please tell me you have some insane reason to be looking these things up. Before I have to move Jack out of here and have Garcia turn your life upside down". You see the glimpse of abject horror on his face as he wonders how he has again possibly cast his son into the crosshairs of another serial killer.

You pull up the story you've been writing for your books. Showing him the three thousand word draft you've prepared and a list of questions 'aar might know' you were intending to ask him that night. Or maybe Reid, whoever could explain postmortem etymology to you in thirty minutes or less. Aaron breathes a long sigh of relief when you say you were thinking of throwing the whole story out, the gruesome details having made your stomach churn in ways you weren't sure you could take.

#rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the incredible itty-bitty-baby-face! #rome’s got mail! #HOTCH MAIL! #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #aaron hotchner x reader #rome’s rambles

[ssaaaronmontgomery]

the way I just tried adding tags to this 🤦I live in delusion but I also live completely everlastingly in love w you so maybe it’s not that bad <3 my platonic soulmate 👹 + 🐱

Aww sweetheart 🥹🫶

Kithes! Of course I'll give you kith! 💋 mwah<3

I love you too dear! My platonic Romeo 🫶🫂

Thank you so much for the love 🥹❤️ I've been needing it lately 💖🫂

#rome🌞 #my platonic romeo<3333 #rome you are wonderful!! #moots <3 #mon answers 🩷

[juyeonszn]

thank u for tagging me pookie bear @zzoguri <3 (and also @winterchimez after i saved the draft)

rules : post snippets from 3 published works and 3 wips

RESENTMENT — eric sohn

- ok first snippet is a strong one. i remember when i was writing this (one of the last scenes i wrote ((maybe the last tbh)) bc i did it all out of order) i had to make it feel real. i wanted it to hurt, bc reader was hurting and i wanted to convey that. it’s very common to associate people with specific memories, so reader not wanting to associate eric with a bad memory and placing all the blame on herself in the end was kinda ironic.

NECTAR — kim sunwoo

- one of the biggest themes i tried to incorporate into nectar was the age gap between reader and sunwoo. because despite sunwoo having a crush on reader for so long, she had never really looked at him in that way. the entire fic really is just her coming to the realization that he’s a grown ass adult.

SACRIFICE (EAT ME UP) — lee hyunjae

- IGNORE THE HIGHLIGHTS KADNJSSN THOSE WERE RINA’S COMMENTS 😭😭 anyways, gosh this fic is my baby. s(emu) was not only my first tbz fic, but also the fic that catapulted me into deobiblr and brought me my dearest friends/moots <<3 i picked this snippet bc it’s a turning point in the overall arc/plot of the fic. most of the descriptions used for hyunjae in this scene are supposed to foreshadow the ending.

WIP 1 : WHEN IN ROME — lee sangyeon

- this one is supposed to be more unserious than anything, hence the reason i chose this specific snippet LOLLL i’m very excited to continue writing and hopefully finish it in the near future

WIP 2 : BAD IDEA RIGHT? — lee juyeon

- FUN FACT this is actually a snippet from my juyeon req for my 100 followers event 🤭 i’ve been getting a little carried away with the plot and that’s all i’ll say for now…

WIP 3 : REWIND YOU — lee hyunjae

- AAAAAND last snippet is from another hyunjae fic, miles opposite of s(emu) 😭 im also excited to continue writing this piece bc of all the idea i have for the plot. i sometimes wonder how my brain has the capacity for all these wips…

tagging : @hyunestrella @itsbeeble and whoever else would like to participate <3

#🏷️ — tags #🖤 — moots #ally!!❄️ #moni!!🦝

[soleilsuhh]

Game Alert: ship your moots with each other! (even if they are not mutuals)

i ship them all with me. that’s all, bye bye 😙

jk hahahah let the matchmaking begin <3

note: if i accidentally left anyone out (hopefully not) then please please let me know !! i would very much love to include you <3

@melonmochimoon + @black-swvn. my sistah hanna is like the uwu-est, weird little being and my mai is all intimidating but can be just as crackheaded and just has a soft spot for hanna. it’s like this pairing of softness + intensity <333 (yes i’m just projecting my own dreams of a relationship like this onto you guys 😙)

@rr0zu + @seulyoungs. sam and mimi !! if you guys were in a kpop group, you would most definitely be the leaders and part parent line. you guys have such a calming, reliable, and charismatic energy that draws people to you. and your visuals are just to die for, really <3

@sazzaaaaa + @yeongwvnhi. saz and yuki, my loves, you guys are the definition of ‘looks like they could kill you, but are cinnamon rolls.’ your aesthetics would really complement each other too ? like you would be so badass together.

@purplepsycho03 + @alicanta77. steph and felix ! you two just radiate really calming and cool older sibling vibes that i honestly adore <3 10000/10 for this ship, i’m proud of myself 😗

@najatheangel + @moon-jun. like soooo supportive and inclusive you don’t know how much i love and respect you guys <3 i imagine you two as this extremely sweet pair but as soon as someone hurts one of you or even other people, you’re ready to fight.

@ilovjaehyun + @fairvtale. just two of the sweetest, loveliest people i know and you guys deserve the best which is why i matched you together hehe. the word ‘pretty vibes’ was made for you two and it’s refreshing just being around you (or seeing you on my feed in this case hehe).

@ex0tic-vgh + @mfsln. hi, my classy, elegant angels <3 you two are the embodiment of ‘when paris meets rome’ i’m not sure if i’m making sense but that’s what came into my head. all i’m saying is together, you’d like one of those picture perfect besties <3

@istgimamess + @kyuwoyo. so energetic and lively. to be around you two is to never feel bored because you’ll always be up to something or saying some hilarious shit <3

@ncteaxhoe + @lqsience. you’re both so incredibly sweet <3333 your blogs are also so aesthetic and it’s a joy to see you on my feed.

@kpopsnowball + @butterfliesinthenightsky. omg i’m not even kidding. when i first talked to mary, i was a little bit reminded of snowball. i couldn’t help but think you two would get along so well; you’re both so nurturing and kind-hearted <3

@haifengg + @neonun-au. talent meets talent i guess <3 you’re both great writers and you guys have beautiful minds with full of wonderful ideas.

@reallylikethevibeshere + @cupidluvstarrz. you’re both so wholesome, honestly. you also kinda have maknae vibes? if you were in a kpop group, you would be the chaotic yet soft maknae duo that others cannot help but love and want to adopt <3

@vampirateking + @aquamoonchaii. golden retriever energy; such rays of sunshine i absolutely adore you two and i would protect you at all costs <3

@seularcade + @danishmiilk. it’s like slytherin x slytherin vibes and i live for it <3 you’re both really cool and talented. just don’t hold me accountable if you accidentally end up catalyzing the end of the world </3

@neoangsthours + @en-hi-pen. hi hi cuties ! i really think you would get along well and even have a similar sense of humor? anyway, have fun you two and please don’t forget about me too because i would love to interact more with both of you hehehe <3

@joons-asscrack + @t-toodumbtocare. honestly i’ve seen you guys interact a few times on my feed and omg you’re both so funny and kinda seem to be so in sync with each other ? even your urls are such mood. soulmate tingz i guess ✨

@infnteen + @cozychristopher. you both give me the vibes of cozy besties that i would love to have sleepovers with every night and watch netflix while drinking hot chocolate. i made very fond memories with both of you and hopefully, you can do the same with each other <3

#\\tag.games.

[punkscowardschampions]

Lux & Dash

Lux: Hey 😊 Lux: wanna hang out today? Dash: Bummer! There's no way Dash: I promised Sapphire we'd hang Lux: Can't I come with? What are you doing? Dash: she wouldn't be down Dash: you get the picture, yeah? Lux: I don't think I know Sapphire...? Dash: she has a groovy Cleopatra vibe Lux: 🐍🐍🐍 love that Lux: you gonna be Marc or Julius? Dash: Who did she dig more? Lux: You're more of the Antony type Lux: they had their own drinking club called inimitable livers Lux: and they played pranks on people in disguise Dash: Right on! Lux: I hope your love affair doesn't end in such dire circumstances Dash: it'll be outta sight, don't sweat it Dash: she's made loads of her own promises back Lux: She's not the sister of anyone is she? Dash: Onyx but he's cool Lux: Hmm, actually, my point is moot regardless, if she's Cleopatra, it's Octavia's brother you need to worry about Lux: Cleo could 💀 her own Lux: never mind then, you should be fine 😁 Dash: you know how to lay a real trip, huh? Dash: I almost forgot Lux: forgot about Marcus Antonius?! Lux: don't wanna be doomed to repeat it, Dashiel, think on Dash: no doom in my 🔮 babe Lux: 🌈✨ good times Dash: that's more the shit to 🗨 into being Lux: I don't think you can blame the eventual fall of Rome on me being in your inbox when you'd rather I weren't 😄 Dash: No blame, I just gotta do my own thing Lux: do you think any of us can ever be unique Dash: Beats me, that's heavy 💭 Lux: I thought that's what you were getting at Lux: Bummer Lux: I'll ask around Dash: I'm not trying to get into anything with you Dash: later, maybe Lux: You aren't going to have an answer for me later Lux: Don't sweat it, Dash Dash: if you wanna go ahead & cut me some slack I'll have magic for you Dash: just not now Lux: It doesn't matter Lux: I want conversation and someone to hang with, you want neither, that's chill Dash: what you want isn't a bad scene but it's not mine Dash: I can turn you onto someone whose it is, you'll have a blast Lux: that's okay ✌ Lux: I'll make my own friends, continue to Dash: Cool Lux: godspeed 🚀 I will let you know my findings 🗳📋 Dash: you know where to find me to lay whatever you want on me Dash: 🍎🍏🌳 Lux: what do you like most about 🍎🍏🌳 there Dash: 👀 Lux: good answer Lux: the ☀ looks best through 🍃🌳🍂 Dash: & the sky looks 🍒 from that high Lux: 🍒🥧 sounds good Dash: I'm hip to that Lux: does that mean you're going to make one? Lux: I'll get the 🍨 a la mode or nothing baby Dash: you're the girl, why aren't you making it? Lux: ha, I wasn't raised one though, so that kind of nonsense does not work on me 😅 Lux: I like brown sugar and cinnamon on the top please Dash: I'll find a 🐤 who's not wise to it & pass that on Dash: but they won't be fitting an apron how you would ✨ Lux: I don't want deception pie Lux: it will taste all the bitter for it 😖😖😖 yuck yuck yuck Dash: I'll pick the 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍌🍉🍇🍓🍈🍒🍑 for it Dash: keep it sweet & honest Lux: make me a basket Lux: that way you get to be sweet and I don't have to participate in any misogyny for baked goods Dash: What's with the goddess demands when you know I've got demands on my time? Lux: you're so busy, right? Dash: 🚀🪐💫 Dash: I can't be weaving you a basket like it's no biggie Lux: well that is not what I meant 😏 Lux: but if you can't handle it then I'm sure I'll manage just fine Dash: weave a 🐤 a basket and she's 💖 for a day, teach her to basket weave... Lux: how very like a man to claim mastery over a skill women for centuries just did because they had to Lux: you had your chance to be 👏 over your pastry making expertise but you declined Dash: how righteous of you to keep the faith on that belief but yo, can you do it? I can Dash: declining everything I can teach you is a bad trip to be on Dash: you said you weren't down to feast on bitter fruit, that's gotta include sour 🍇 baby Lux: It's a very wholesome past life you've painted for me if I somehow acquired that skill Lux: certainly a prettier picture than the truth alas Lux: I haven't declined any invitation Lux: that's you Dash: I haven't either Dash: There's a time & a place for us to reconnect Dash: after Sapphire's Dash: & Lotus' Lux: your schedule isn't going to dictate mine Lux: we'll see when that time is Lux: 🌍🌌💫 willing Dash: come & 👀 me then Dash: it'll be unreal again Lux: you want me to watch you from the nearest 🍎🍏🌳? Dash: or 🌌 til the 7th day of the 7th month if you still vibe with that story Lux: That's an interesting way to inquire about my faith Lux: you'd make an excellent youth pastor Lux: 🤭 Dash: you've heard me play 🎸 Lux: and your cool lingo Lux: yep, it is indeed your calling Lux: we'll start your bible study as soon as the 🌍 is ready Dash: sounds like a drag Dash: how are we gonna make it fun? Lux: 🍪🍪🥛 and fellow youths, duh Dash: if you're gonna teach me it needs to be visual Dash: that's my way Lux: really? Lux: well, I'm going to need all my creativity and crafting skills to recreate Noah's Ark Dash: Moses'll be easy, I'll weave a basket for real Dash: he's the one, yeah? 👶 Lux: that's him Lux: have a whole cast of 👶 to choose from Dash: & animals Lux: I'll just try to avoid being like Sarah and 👊 all the mothers in envy Lux: not a good look Dash: I can get you a baby 🐈 if it'll keep the peace Lux: 😄 it'd be a whole other story if that's what Abraham had done Dash: he coulda taken 5 & let me 🛹⚡️ to my nan's place Lux: a man who marries his sister and needs to populate the 🌍 ain't got no time to chill, Dashiel Dash: the more you tell me, the more he fits into my family 🌳 Lux: 🤨 🧐 Lux: you're holy too? Dash: last time we got together you seemed to 💭👀🗨 so Lux: false prophets hold a certain amount of appeal, of course Dash: what was false? Lux: well, it's not for me to say you weren't speaking the word of God, I suppose Lux: but it's also a big no-no to worship false idols, it's in the big 10, so Lux: very tricky, actually Dash: Do you want me to try & make amends or what's left of the other 9? Lux: How many of do you think you've broken today? Dash: tell me what they are Lux Thou shalt have no other gods before me Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy Honour thy father and thy mother Thou shalt not murder Thou shalt not commit adultery Thou shalt not steal Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour Thou shalt not covet Lux: score out of 10 please Dash: what's a graven image? Lux: that's the idol part Dash: right on, I don't have time to like carve a statue of you & worship it but the intent is there Dash: no adultery or murder either, but the rest Lux: well Lux: consider me appalled not shocked 😳 Dash: what's your score? Lux: 3, I think Dash: you covet the fruit for a pie & Lux: Yes 😘 Lux: and I am not honouring my father or mother and I've put myself before god so Lux: I think those are the only ones, though arguably referring to myself like that is taking it in vain but I wasn't the first one to say it Dash: that's the shit you should ask around about 🗳📋 /10 Lux: maybe I'll do weekly questionnaires Lux: no one else is as mad as you were to be compared to Mark Antony but A LOT of people think we're all ❄️ Dash: beauty enough for ❄ & false idols Lux: Sculpture isn't my forte but I'll do my best Lux: you'll have to stand still long enough for me to 👀 Dash: I don't think I can Dash: we're poetry in motion, I know you felt it Lux: I'm not in the business of denying what I feel Dash: you haven't grown a totally different head since I last 👀 you Lux: now that WOULD be impressive Lux: stuck with this one only Dash: stuck makes it sound like that's a bummer Dash: looking how you do could NEVER be a drag Lux: you've not lost your charm either Dash: every compliment I've given you before, I would give you today Lux: damn timing Dash: Meet me under the 🌙? Lux: I shan't turn into a 🎃 Dash: I won't turn into a 🐀 Lux: then I don't see why not Dash: Then I'll be waiting for you Lux: Patiently? Dash: you already know that's not one of my virtues Lux: 😇 takes a lot of hard work Dash: you're the 👼 Lux: I do like hearing it Dash: I'll write you another song Lux: you keep writing songs for everyone, no wonder you've got no time Dash: school's that much of a hassle, it's that or crash 💤 Lux: what don't you like about it? Dash: I don't like anything about it Dash: nothing radical ever happens Dash: & there's way more commandments than 10 Dash: I could be spending my time here on the farm, helping things run smooth Lux: Hmm Lux: Interesting Dash: I read, I know shit Dash: I can write and do maths Dash: understand people Lux: and you feel like that's all school has to offer you? Dash: I don't see why I have to do x or y number of years more in an institution Dash: there's nothing I can get there that I can't get in the 🌍 Lux: I'll add it to my survey ideas Dash: 🤯💭 Lux: 🐝🧠 or 🎨🧠 Lux: only time will tell Dash: I'm hip to it being about getting out of just being around the same 🐈 & 🐤 Dash: meeting people with different vibes who you probably won't dig Dash: but I've got my bro for that Lux: the footballer Lux: I remember Dash: my dad & his piece too, they're drags in the same way Lux: what do you bond with your dad over? Dash: I don't Lux: is it like school and you're not bothered though Lux: or is it a shame Dash: Do I 🌠 he 👀 me? Used to Dash: not a rush I need to chase now Lux: I get it Dash: He's got the ⚽🏆 son he wants & I've got a family here Lux: it's not a good enough replacement though, is it Lux: no matter how nice people are here, or wherever I end up next and after that Lux: I'm never going to hear the people I grew up with, who loved and raised me, call me by the right name Lux: or daughter, or sister Dash: You're not gonna stay? Lux: this place was made for moving out, right? Lux: it's transient Dash: they can love you, raise you, you don't have to split Lux: I've been raised but Lux: I get what you're saying Lux: when I put roots down again Lux: it needs to be for keeps Dash: this can be for keeps Dash: it is for me Lux: we had some travellers at my daddy's church for a while Lux: 'til they got moved on Lux: places like this Lux: it's never forever Dash: What's forever? Not my parents marriage or my dad's football career Dash: if we have to go we go together, all of us Dash: new buildings maybe but the same family Lux: I'm glad that you have that Dash: you can Dash: you're welcome & wanted Dash: nobody here is related to me by blood but we're still connected Lux: I know, everyone has been very welcoming Lux: on the whole Dash: you can get comfortable, this place has been here years Lux: alright Lux: anyway, didn't Cleopatra show yet? Dash: She'll be waiting for a mirror Lux: huh? Dash: she's not cool with coming to me before checking what she looks like Dash: as if I've never 👀 her Lux: doesn't it feel Lux: Abraham and Sarah vibes Dash: what do you mean? Lux: incestuous Lux: because you say they're your family Lux: but you sleep with them Dash: she won't stay Dash: a tourist Lux: and you only sleep with the ones that won't stay Dash: they sleep with me, it's part of the tour Dash: you remember Lux: Cool speech there then Dash: I don't always get it right, like Dash: I thought that was your vibe, it's not Lux: no, you were exactly right Dash: Lux, come on Lux: it's family to you Lux: you don't care about the endless stream of fucked up girls who can cross here off their nowhere left to go list Lux: what they might be searching for Lux: never mind you actually have a home, somewhere you could be Lux: I was beyond wrong about you Dash: Don't fucking frame it like that Lux: 'cos you did a brilliant job with your narrative Lux: part of the tour, give me a fucking break Lux: you know, you aren't superior because you choose to be here, it's the opposite Lux: what kind of person lords that over people who have no choice, nowhere else they can be Lux: what the fuck Dash: that's not what I'm doing, chill out Lux: just don't Lux: you have no justification, you have no reason Lux: and clearly whatever you are doing here is going unchecked so whatever Lux: I'll be gone soon, but just know, I fucking see you Dash: I told you before we started, you set the pace, everything we did we both wanted to do Dash: nothing I do needs to be checked Lux: so you're that guy Lux: it isn't only bad if it's some serial killer down an alley and the girl is screaming and crying no Dash: You're making this way heavier than it is Lux: You don't get to tell me what I'm making it Dash: I don't get why you're twisting everything Lux: I haven't twisted anything Dash: we had fun, you said you liked me Lux: this isn't a straight issue of consent Lux: it's the fact that I know you knew I was vulnerable, I told you things, why I was here Lux: and you think it's acceptable to fuck people who are in that position, and you can't deny it because you literally did it to me, because, you know, they won't be here long Lux: and to have the nerve to advertise this place, these people, yourself, as a fucking safe space Lux: family Lux: that is insanely fucked up, I don't know how no one has ever told you that Dash: you can back off this witch hunt, yeah? Dash: you're not the same as Sapphire or Amber or Lotus or whoever Dash: they don't tell me things, it's not the fucking same Lux: Well I'm definitely sorry I did Dash: that's all been shallow, this got deep, you know Lux: I don't think I know anything about you Lux: not really Dash: You're just flipping out, I flipped you out Dash: but I didn't mean to & you don't mean that Lux: I just need to not be here right now Dash: Lux Lux: It's fine Lux: I mean, it's not Lux: but I'm leaving the main house to go for a walk, so just don't let me see you, okay Dash: You're not gonna tell anyone, are you? Lux: excuse me? Dash: all that shit you said about how it's not a safe space Lux: who the hell do I have to tell? Lux: and that's the worst part Dash: There's loads of people you could, but it's not true Lux: for a second there, you almost sounded like you gave a shit Lux: places like this will always exist, I'm not under any illusion I can stamp them all out Dash: I do! Dash: maybe I fucked up but that's not the farm's fault Lux: I'm not going to the cops, I have nothing to tell Dash: my head didn't go there, there's loads of good people here, doing beautiful things Dash: if I'm not one of them, that'll be my karma Dash: you don't have to leave Lux: I'm not Lux: that's your karma Lux: someone needs to stick around so there's some sense of consequence for your actions Dash: you don't have to go full avenging 👼 on me Dash: I won't be going heavy on you Lux: It's not a joke, Dash Dash: I'm not 🤡ing Dash: nothing uncool needs to happen between us, I'll give you space or whatever Lux: You're afraid Lux: aren't you Lux: that if I tell what you're like, girls like Cleopatra won't go near you anymore Lux: Jesus Christ Dash: I don't need to be afraid of that, I told you, we're all having fun Dash: there's no big soap opera vibe Lux: Fuck off now Dash: Ask Amber, she was mad at me before you but not like that, you've got this wrong Lux: I haven't got anything wrong Lux: this is what you did, to me, that's the end of Lux: you can tell yourself what you like about the rest, that's no concern of mine Dash: Nah, we talked about it, how I've done shit before that's 💔 & you said you didn't care Dash: that I couldn't hurt you Dash: & that you could tell I wasn't a bad person Dash: Why are you just taking it all back like none of that fucking happened? Lux: Why did you prove me wrong in such spectacular fashion? Lux: there's a reason you prefer keeping things shallow, and this is it Lux: if the answer isn't a yes or it's cool, you don't want to know, you don't want to be checked Dash: The reason I keep things shallow is they're on a fly by, they don't want to stay & I don't wanna be connected to someone else that'll split on me Lux: you aren't the gatekeeper of this place Lux: and nothing's forever, by your own admission Dash: I am of myself & I do my own fucking checks, yeah? Maybe you don't have a heart left to break by your own admission but I'm protecting the one you don't believe I've got, like Lux: There's no world in which I'm feeling sorry for you right now, okay Lux: you do not vet every girl you fuck for her tragic backstory, cut the crap Dash: Gimme a break, I said talking isn't usually part of it, going both ways, wouldn't be very chill or shallow if it was Lux: Yeah, like I said, you don't care Lux: and that's your lookout Lux: but to give it that faux hippie bullshit about family and welcoming, when you mean only for yourself, fucking sucks Lux: don't bother pretending, just be honest Dash: it happened different with you, that's the honest truth Dash: search me why Lux: right Lux: I wasn't born yesterday Dash: I do care Lux: you should be a better friend Lux: to these people, the ones you care about Dash: yeah Lux: that's all I have to say Dash: I'll cool it too then Lux: I don't think you're evil Lux: but I don't think you're a good person now Dash: I can't change your mind? Lux: Of course you can Dash: by doing what? Lux: by being a good person or a bad Dash: Beats me how that's getting judged when everyone else already thinks I'm being a good person except you & my bro Lux: don't confuse people not caring either way for approval of your actions Dash: you want me to care more for people who don't, nothing confusing about that Lux: I said being good wasn't easy Dash: & responsibility isn't my bag, he takes all that on Lux: there we go then Lux: I'm not expecting anything Dash: like I said, I'm not giving you anything but space Lux: Whatever Lux: Goodbye Dash: I'm sorry we read each other wrong Dash: it hasn't happened before Lux: It's happened plenty before Lux: they leave Lux: your behaviour and attitude is bullshit and I won't be apologising to you Dash: chill, you've made your point Lux: it's not about making it, it's about you understanding Lux: but why the fuck should I care, actually Lux: you're right, way too confusing, way too hard, no point Dash: get out of here then Dash: I don't understand & you don't care Lux: I'm not leaving, remember Lux: and that's the fucking point, you'll have to get used to feeling uncomfortable with it Dash: you can split conversationally, was more the vibe Lux: no, Dash Lux: you don't control the conversation, the narrative, any of it, that's the 'vibe' Lux: if you're feeling some type of way, you should go, take some responsibility for yourself Dash: You're responsible for hassling me now Lux: Then leave Lux: you control you, I control me Lux: I'm not doing what you don't want to do for some notion of being the fucking 'chill' cool one here Dash: I don't understand this, that's why I don't want to Lux: I don't think you want to Lux: it's fun and it's easy to do fucked up things Lux: and if everyone else is doing them, or not calling you out for it, why not Dash: I didn't do a fucked up thing to you Lux: I've said you did Dash: but that's not the way it was Dash: I opened up to you to, I still am Lux: You tell me about the tour and then you tell me I'm different though Lux: How do you expect me to take you at your word when what you've described there is exactly what went down Dash: I showed you around & I've showed some of them around, that doesn't mean everything else that happened was the same Lux: you said it like you thought I'd think it was funny Dash: I don't know why I did that Lux: Be honest Lux: was it just to see how cool I was and how I could hang Lux: or was it because you forgot, and thought I was one of the boys Dash: that couldn't be further from how I see you Lux: okay Lux: that's something then Dash: I meant what I said when I told you you're like a song I can't get out of my head, how I wanted to live in all those moments cos of what they felt like Dash: it's only got worse since then Dash: I didn't wanna hurt you, I don't Lux: you didn't hurt me by what you did Lux: at least, not at the time Lux: it's what you said Lux: to have to put bad intentions to those moments, you must get how shitty that is, you at least feel that too Dash: I was trying to show you this is different Lux: my head hurts Dash: Yeah 🌪 Lux: make sure you have some water Dash: that's your magic 🔮✨💖 Lux: I don't think I have any right now Dash: You haven't lost it Lux: I just need to replenish Dash: Me too Lux: I'll wish you good luck on that then Dash: Later? Lux: Yeah Dash: 🚀🪐💫

[canonicallyanxious]

1. What do the birds in "Yellow House" symbolize? I thought they were homophobia the first time I read it but that also could be very very wrong 2. Favorite themes to write about? 3. Last piece of media that gave you Feelings 4. How are you doing? 5. When are you Going To Sleep

1. What do the birds in Yellow House symbolize?

Oh man, i haven’t thought about that story in a while [if anyone is curious, look up the third issue of Glass Kite Anthology]. the thing is, what i most wanted for that story was to write something completely open to interpretation, so i feel kind of strange assigning something as the ~one true symbolism~ for the birds in the story? or anything, really. plus, what i thought about writing that story then is, uh, really different from how i think about it now. therefore i would say homophobia is 100% a valid interpretation and in fact probably what i was thinking of when i first wrote the story!

Having said that, looking back at it now i like to think of the birds as a symbol of mental illness, and how debilitating it can be when you don’t know that’s what you’re suffering from. the faceless statues to me seem a more apt stand in for homophobia, although maybe it’s a moot point because now i regret writing the kind of story where both of the queer characters die, yikes. regardless! you have my express permission to completely disregard my opinions and form your own interpretations of that story! In fact i encourage it and if you told me about them i would be thoroughly delighted

2. Favorite themes to write about?

Ooooooh. okay i know i’ve told you this one before, obviously i’m quite partial to things like moral ambiguity, the difficulty of finding the right words sometimes but also the importance of overcoming that difficulty, relationships that are hard to define and harder to talk about, found family, relationship between names and identity, fate v. individual agency, etc. but recently i’ve also found myself interested in themes related to immigrant identity [particularly when your parents grew up in a different culture from your own]. fun fact, that was going to be a central part of the marching band AU, if i ever got around to properly writing it rip. also coming to terms with the uncertainty of the future! Geez i wonder why that’s something i’m fixated on right now lol

3. Last piece of media to give me feelings?

THE LATEST EPISODE OF MIDDLEMARCH FUCK TOMORROW CAN’T COME SOON ENOUGH!!!!!!!! WHEN ARE THEY GONNA KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! also i recently watched room in rome which, like, for a movie where the main characters spend literally 95% of their screentime naked, had less sex and more emotional shit than i expected?? although there’s still a lot of sex lol. i’m not exaggerating about the nudity

4. how am i doing?

Better than i was doing up until quite recently!! imma level with you since i guess the point of this is to be honest or something, but these last few weeks have been utter shit mental health wise for me - to the extent where i had an essay due like two weeks ago i haven’t started yet and i basically stopped talking to everyone on social media because all i had the energy for was scrolling past pretty gifs on tumblr and watching yt videos i’d already seen #yikes. but, you know, i think things are finally starting to stabilize for me [i’ve felt almost normal for two days in a row!! what a record!!!] and i have the support of my teachers and admin and my therapist so. that’s pretty okay i reckon. how are you, friend?

5. when am i going to sleep

never

honesty hour or some shit

#crystal #pronouncingitwang #answers

[blograzorwit]

Jest A Minute (30/3/2018) from Subroto Mukherjee

Godzilla Ka Baap-------------------------- And I used to think our Mumbai has the worst potholes in the world. The other day in Rome, a pothole in the road swallowed up a whole car! By gosh, what was the size of that pothole? Was it even a pothole -- or a Godzilla-size POT-ZILLA! *** Heaven Help Us!-------------------------- An old Chinese space station named Heavenly Palace is falling and will crash on earth. But no one is quite sure exactly when and where. In other words, Heaven only knows when Heavenly Palace will land -- and on whose head! *** Walking Is Good For Us--------------------------------- Hasin Jahan was advised by her doctor to walk. Walking, she was told,  is relaxing and good for our health and well-being. And she admitted that yes, it was true that, after all her marital trauma, walking made her feel good. In fact, she said she felt great after walking away from her hubby! *** Wedding Bells Before Hell?--------------------------------------- Vijay Mallya is wedding his long-time air-hostess girlfriend, Pinky Lalwani. Sounds like a nice plan to me. Yeah, if you ask me, best to get married before heading for the sasural -- which is of course slang for prison! *** Is Amit Shah-ji enjoying too much OILY foods these days? The way his tongue SLIPPED during a recent speech, he had the opposition rolling on the floor with guffaws! *** Not Patriotic?--------------------- Those poor Oz cricketers and their ball-tampering antics with sandpaper -- OK, listen, whatever they were doing, THEY WERE DOING IT FOR THEIR COUNTRY! They were doing something patriotic! No? But too bad, too bad that their own country did them in! *** What the Hic?--------------------- What makes Rani Mukherji TICK? She can make a film CLICK with a role in which she goes HIC HIC HIC . . . ! *** Sky Is the Limit------------------------ Believe it or not, a mere cup of tea costs Rs 135 and a mere cup of coffee costs Rs 180 at the Chennai airport! Hey, hell of an airport where it's not only the aircraft that rise to the sky. So do the prices in its coffee shop. *** To be quite frank, I'd never be able to afford the beverages there. Because -- hey, I might enjoy CHAMPAGNE TASTE but I am handicapped by a STREET BUDGET. *** Counting One's Blessings------------------------------------- Lalu-ji gets 14 years in jail for his Fodder Scams! Well, at least now he can spend the time pleasurably behind bars -- counting and re-counting all the moolah he made from the scams.   *** Hottie---------- Justin Bieber was seen in the intimate company of a curvy swimsuit model -- a real hottie. He promptly nicknamed her Mumbai. Oh, why so? Why name her Mumbai? Because he recalled his last visit to our city and PHEW, man, was it hot here! Same as her -- HOT HOT HOT! *** Pocket Spy------------------ Face it, your smartphone is like a satellite spy in your pocket, tracking you every second of your life, aware of everything you do, every move you make -- however intimate or private! Let me tell you, if super-spy James Bond were for real and around today, he'd be down on his knees, wringing his hands, begging, pleading with a smartphone : "Oh, please, please, little master, teach me all your tricks!" *** WHAT? Facebook is stealing our data? Hey, as far as I am concerned, no sweat. I post only jokes on Facebook. So if they steal my jokes -- the laugh is on them! *** Frankly I see a lot of 'rubbish' on Facebook. So if they are stealing 'rubbish' -- then, hey, it's a bigger joke is on them! ***     Senior Citizen Farmers-------------------------------- Farmers of our Maha State recently marched into town and laid siege to the Mantralaya in order to demand certain rightful benefits. Well, to get get these benefits, they had to fill in senior citizens forms. Yeah, even the youngest farmers had to do so. Because, you see, by the time they actually get the benefits, they are quite likely to become senior citizens! *** What Happened?------------------------- Hillary-ji was in Mumbai to promote her book about why she lost to Trump-ji in the presidential election. The title of the book is What Happened? Hey, you need a whole book to BORE us on what happened when it could be summed up in two words? Yes, just two words : PUTIN HAPPENED! Putin-ji happened and poor Hillary-ji didn't even know what hit her! *** Prominent Figures----------------------------- Did Trump at one time date the likes of adult film starlets and Playboy Bunnies? NO! Come on, give that great guy some credit. But, hey, given the figures of those ladies, he did date some PROMINENT figures. ***   Passing Gas-------------------- Great Britain claims Putin's agents used NERVE GAS in the heart of the UK. Oh my, where did Putin get the NERVE to do so! On the other hand, what about the clever Brits? So far, they have NOT been able to produce an iota of proof or a shred of evidence to back up their charges. All the Brits have been doing is PASSING GAS! *** Modern Kurukshetra----------------------------- In a recent speech, Rahul-ji compared the BJP to the Kauravas and the Congress to the Pandavas. I hope he knows what he is talking about. After all, at the very end of the Mahabharat, no one survived the Kurukshetra. All perished. Even the Pandavas found themselves dead and alone on the highway to the Hereafter. Only a stray dog took pity on them and gave them company on that final journey.   Hey, if it comes to our politicos today, I wonder whether even a stray dog would care to accompany these self-serving opportunists anywhere! *** In the general elections next year, most opposition parties will ally together to take on the mighty BJP. Hey, even if they win and defeat the BJP, the moot question remains, will anything change for the better for us poor citizens? I doubt it. After all, as the joke goes, how many politicos does it take to change a light bulb? NONE! Forget electric bulbs, our politicos CANNOT change anything! *** OK, who will you vote for in the crucial next general election? Me? I will vote for no one. For medical reasons. I will vote for none on the grounds of my ill health.By that, I of course mean I am SICK of our politicos! *** Grand Celebs-------------------- If you recall, Rhea Pillai and Leander Paes did have a GRAND wedding. But now to all looks and appearances, they are headed for a GRAND divorce. I mean, who knows, it could be a million GRAND in alimony! *** Hey, for a champ who really knows how to swing the raquet on the tennis court, Leander has aptly raised quite a 'raquet' in this unfolding court drama. *** Run For Your Life------------------------ Recently a leopard popped up in a Mumbai suburb and the locals ran every which way. So there you are. As health experts say so rightly, running is good for your health -- yeah, especially if you can OUT-RUN wild leopards! *** Master of the Universe---------------------------------- Stephen Hawkings was an authority on Black Holes. But on his one and only visit to Mumbai in the past, even that great scientist was puzzled by the mysterious appearance and growth of black holes (potholes) in our roads! Oh, by the way, long before Elon Musk's sports car rocketed into space to roam the universe, Stephen Hawkings did something far more spectacular -- he trawled the universe including its mysterious Black Holes -- SITTING IN HIS WHEEL-CHAR! *** Jumping Jerk?---------------------- There's a star who used to be called Jumping Jack. Now, if we are to believe his cousin, Jumping Jack once acted like a Jumping Jerk --and jumped into this cousin's bed UNINVITED! *** Really Losing It-------------------------- Our Maha government is -- hold your breath -- a staggering 15,376 crores in debt! So no funds to feed the state's undernourished children in rural areas. No funds to ease the distress of its farmers. No finds for anything worthwhile. But this very Maha government has plans up splurge a whopping 23,000 crores on a useless giant statue out at sea which will benefit none! My simple question is, have they lost their MENTAL BALANCE after losing their BANK BALANCE? *** Shaken-------------- Sonia-ji threw a party that was attended by no less than 20 like-minded political parties. Like-minded because they all like the idea of a grand alliance against the BJP. But you know what? We, the voters of India, don't like that. In fact, we hate that. Given our past experience with coalition governments, we can only foresee a grand disaster  : smiling allies shaking hands with one another to begin with -- only to end up shaking one another by the throat and leaving us shaking our heads in frustration!   *** Not A Cooked-up Story, OK?------------------------------------- Putin says his grand-dad served as cook to both Lenin and Stalin. Let me guess. When the cooking pleased Lenin, he gave the cook full Marx. 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[seanpinschof21-blog]

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[criminalskies]

When he's tall, dark and brooding but his badge looks like this:

PLS HE IS SO BROODY BUT HIS FBI BADGE IS LITERALLY POOKIEBEAR CUPPYCAKE HONEYBUN SUGARPLUM PUMBYUMBYUMPKIN HES MY SWEETIE PIE

💓💞💗🦋🩷💖🩷✨💕🦋💓💞💕✨🩷💗🦋💓💕💞💞💗🦋✨💓🩷💖💗💓💞🦋💕💖🩷✨🦋🥨💗💕💞🦋✨💖💕🦋💓🩷🦋✨

#rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the marvellous milla! #rome’s got mail! #hotch mail! #not cm #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #twinkle twinkle littleagent #I wuv him

[criminalskies]

Drunk Aaron (REPOSTING ON NEW ACCOUNT)

I have a thought!! What about drunk Aaron? Like I’ve had this thought before but I’m so obsessed with the idea of helping Aaron up the stairs after a really good night with the team and then trying to get his clothes off to get him dressed in his pjs. Then he swats at your hands and is like “No, n—no, I’m in a relationship! Stop tryin t’ undress me😣.” And then messing with him and going “you are? what are they like?” And he looks up with sparkles in his eyes and he’s like “s’ pretty 🤭🥰” and that’s when you laugh and you’re like “sweetheart, it’s me. You’re in a relationship with me, now let me get you dressed okay?” And he gets so confused at first but then starts blushing when you take his jacket and tie off and is like “you’re so pretty 🥰” while you get him dressed 😭❤️❤️ - request from @ssamorganhotchner <33333

i don't think you get it IM OBSESSED!

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You knew it was a bad idea the moment the team was able to convince Aaron to grab the mic and croon in karaoke. He was only four drinks in but the only way on was upwards. He very rarely cut loose like this, particularly in front of his employees, but he was having the most fun you'd seen him have in months. You stood by as Penelope and Prentiss bought him wet pussy shot after wet pussy shot until their usually very measured, very nuanced, well behaved boss became a party animal. 

He had long since shed his tie and rolled up his sleeves, his hair was cascading over his face as he sweat from the exertion of ruling the dance floor for the last hour. You had no idea your Aaron could do the splitz until he dropped to the floor of the bar, pointing his hands directly in the air and howling as his legs splayed out completely. 

You can't lie about how much his confidence and freedom was affecting you, but given that the two of you hadn't announced your relationship to the team yet, you were trying your hardest to keep your arousal at bay, or at least to pretend the drool on your face was from the alcohol you'd had, not from the way your boss had undone his top buttons, and his dress shirt was showing off his broad chest. 

Speaking of your alcohol, you tried to keep your drinks to a minimum, wanting to be able to take Aaron home and make sure the two of you make it to bed in one piece. 

Aaron came back to the table, dropping down into the sticky booth, he was panting with exhaustion from his dancefloor efforts. He reached for your lime & soda you'd been nursing, chugging the ice cold beverage down before you could muster an 'excuse me?' as you watched his chest heave and the vessels in his neck and arms pulsate with his heartbeat. 

"You know, Hotchner I had no idea you were hiding moves like that from us." You tried keeping every bone in your body from wrapping yourself around him like you wanted to, as half your team was watching from across the booth. 

"Well, I have a few more moves but those are reserved for very special people." Hotch smirked at you. 

"Oh, yeah?" You couldn't resist his bait, knowing you were putty in his drunken hands.

"Yeah, I think my partner would kill me if I showed you my finer moves." He looked more at Dave and at Spencer than he did at you, and you realised he was too wasted to recognise said partner right in front of him. "How about another drink, Morgan? Spencerrrrrr." Aaron asked, narrowly avoiding putting the pretty boy in a headlock as he questioned the table, swinging off the post in the outer corner of the booth. The team turned him down, and he trudged off to the bar to get himself another something to cool down. 

"Sheesh, I didn't know Hotch was seeing somebody. Sounds awfully mysterious, huh?" Morgan opened the conversation to pry into Hotch's love life. 

"I don't know," Emily chimed in, "seems just like him to be scared to tell us about them. He's got a lot of walls up, I'm just glad he let somebody in. Even if he's not ready to share them with us yet." 

The team all seemed to hum in agreement, deciding to leave it be as their boss came back to the table with a beer and a rum and coke in either hand. 

He sat down beside you once more, pushing you the rum and coke as he seemed to have remembered who you are to him, and your go-to drink. You figured in the state he's in you probably have a maximum of one hour before he gives away your whole relationship in a spill of word vomit (hopefully not actual vomit, at least) so you decided to take control of the situation, and put your arm around him as he takes his seat. It seems to go mostly unnoticed by the team as Reid has delved into a tangent on the difference between binge-drinking and regular drinking with their respective effects on the brain. 

"How you feeling there, cowboy?" You whispered to Aaron, trying to gauge how long he wanted to stay at the bar. 

"Pretty great." Aaron replies, with that wide, toothy grin and eyes like he's been stargazing into your own. He rests his head on the palm of his hand, elbow to the table, still giving you a puppy-eyed stare as Reid's tangent comes to a close. The team turns back towards you two, seeing you giggle at Hotch's loving gaze. You love seeing him this loose, free of all his masks and personas he usually has to wear to keep himself and the team, his family, safe. 

You catch Morgan in the corner of your eye as he elbows Prentiss, whispering in her ear, feeling all four of their eyes on you and your suddenly lovestruck boyfriend. 

"You know, I think the jig is up." you inform Aaron. You see a concentrated look overtake his face at the word jig, and he begins pushing himself up off the table and over to the dance floor. He stops, reaching out his hand to you, first. 

"Let's show them the real jig, then." He suggests. You take his hand cautiously and let him lead you out onto the dancefloor, where the two of you continue to bust a move even under the patronising stares of six criminal profilers. You let Aaron pull you around by your hands, your hips, letting the music carry you both through the night knowing you can deal with the questions later. 

The music cuts out and one of Aaron's FAAAAVOURITE songs comes on (as he so eloquently shouted in your ear), prompting him to become the bounciest FBI agent you've ever laid eyes on, and he's jumping around like a box-spring until suddenly, he stills. He clutches his stomach, drops your hand and runs for the nearest bathroom stall. Poor thing, he really only drinks like this a few times a calendar year, and since losing weight in his triathlon training he's particularly prone to all the side-effects of excessive drinking, much more than he used to be. 

You throw Rossi a pitiful look as he follows after his friend, muttering something about being too old for this. It's almost half an hour later when the two of them emerge, Aaron looking far worse for wear, draped over Rossi's presumably very expensive jacket. Morgan and Dave load Aaron into your car, with your promise that you'll answer all the team's burning questions about your newly revealed relationship in the morning. That is if you can get the unit chief out of bed by 12. 

Aaron doesn't say a word on the drive home, clearly enjoying the sensation of the cool passenger window of your car against his burning cheek, and you think he's fallen asleep. Perfect. You get to unload your 200 pounds of boyfriend into your sixth floor apartment and his body is as limp as a raw hotdog. 

You manage to open the car door without his body spilling out, which you count as a small success. 

"Aaron, Aaron sweetheart, we're home." You stroke his cheek, feeling him nuzzle against your hand, before his eyes snap open and he bats your hand away. 

"I'm n't your sweeth'rt I don't even know you." He looks at you through squinted eyes, clearly straining to stay awake. 

"Alright, well, I'm gonna help you get home, if that's okay. Can you walk?" You fight every fibre in your body to not tack a 'sugarbear' on the end of that question, given how adorable he looks when he's this sleepy. 

"I c'n run! Course I c'n walk." Perfect. Despite being about as structurally sound as a wet tortilla chip, he's still got his confidence, however misguided it may be. 

"OK. Walk with me?" You pull his arm around your shoulders, trying to help lever him up out of the car. He trips every few steps and will definitely scowl at the horrid scuffed state of his favourite work shoes in the morning, but at least he's not faceplanting. Yet. 

You manage to maneuvre him into the elevator, basically holding his body up against the wall of the small space. Once you arrive at the sixth floor, he has a few near-trips with the neighbours welcome mats getting caught beneath his shoes, but you finally arrive at your door. 

"Stay here, okay, just one moment, baby just stay right there while I get our keys." You prop him up to the left side of your door, dropping your workbag on the table to the right so you can rummage for your keys when you hear a loud THUD.

The poor thing is in a ball on the floor, having slid down the wall and become just a pile of limbs and coat tails somewhere along the way. 

"Shit." You find your keys, unlocking the door and throwing your bag onto the couch down the entryway before you even attempt to pick up your pile of boyfriend. 

"Aaron, stay with me, please wake up I just need you to go inside, you can't sleep out here." You plead with him, hoping that just one lobe of his brain is functioning enough to hear you. 

"Hrmmph." He replies in a sort of grunt. Wonderful, your pile of boyfriend has attitude. Luckily, you know just who could get him to stand at attention right now.

You clear your throat, aiming to make it sound older and croakier than your own. "SSA Hotchner, Attention!" You make one last-ditch appeal to the scared little boy inside of him who lived from army bootcamp to army bootcamp. 

To your surprise, he starts rolling around trying to ascertain which was is up, and with your hands under his arms, he is able to stand back up. You walk him inside without a word, pushing him straight through to your bedroom before he can collapse and reoccupy his liquid form on the floor once more. 

You grab his pyjamas, neatly folded atop his pillow as always, bringing them over with some socks for him to wear to bed. 

He's managed to remain sitting up at the foot of the bed where you left him, and you decide now you definitely need to be his partner, not his tenth grade drill sergeant to achieve this. 

"Aaron, sweetheart, put your arms up for me."

"No, I'm taken. I d'nt want any funny business w'you." He puts on an excellent pout, and you're proud of his resistance to someone's advances deep within your chest, but right now you really just need him to get over it until you can tuck him neatly into bed. 

"Aaron, I know you're taken because it's me, Y/N. See?" You give a dramatic twirl, letting him look up at you through his lashes, but his eyes look emptier than usual. The lights are on, but almost nobody is home, nobody helpful anyway. 

"Prove it." He challenges you. 

"Well, would anybody but Y/N know that you still have your caterpillar stuffie from when you were three? Mister Tickles?" You hope he's in a conscious enough state to recall that Mister Tickles is in your shared wardrobe, nestled in between Aaron's winter coats. 

"Okay, weirdo. No need t'get pers'nal" You laugh at Aaron trying to keep his cool although you clearly know even the things about him he hides from himself. 

He reluctantly raises his arms, letting you remove his undershirt, replacing it with your favourite college tee that just fits him so much nicer than it fits you, and he lays down and lifts his hips, letting you remove his belt and slacks. He wolf whistles when you first start undoing his belt but you know you can't take advantage of him when he can't even recognise who you are without guidance.  You slide on his Air-bud puppy pyjama pants Jack got him for his birthday, knowing he loved the movie as a boy. You then manage to slip socks on his feet and open up the blankets, pushing him into the open bed and tucking him in tightly. You leave to putter about the bedroom, doing your own nighttime routine before you come back to Aaron, placing blobs of his favourite moisturiser on his face, rubbing it in ever so gently, although he's practically snoring. You know how much he hates feeling like 'the life drains from his face' after a night out and how he will inevitably wake up with cold feet and dry eyes. 

You admire his sleeping form, his long lashes shifting as his eyes peacefully drift in his sleep. You plant a kiss on his forehead before heading out to the kitchen to get him painkillers and a glass of water, knowing he'll need them. You also leave the toilet light on, letting it glow under the door so when he does inevitably get up for one last heave into the bowl, he'll be able to find his way in the dark. 

You get into bed, worrying about what is to come from the team tomorrow, now knowing the two of you are together, and how you'll have to explain yourselves to Strauss and inevitably an internal review board or three. But as you look once more at Aaron's peaceful face, you notice that even after three hours of karaoke and dancing his heart out, he looks more rested and relaxed than he has in the years you'd known him. His frown lines making way for smile lines, and all of his walls he built around himself making room for one more. You know the two of you will be able to face whatever may be thrown your way. 

As you look at the toilet light cascading under the door, illuminating the fibres of your plush carpeted room, you realise Aaron is your guiding light as well. That you wouldn't know home without him. 

#i'm sorry guys i might be reposting a lot of old stuff like this that you've seen before but im just making it more accessible #please bear with me #rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #aaron hotchner x reader #aaron hotchner fanfiction #aaron hotchner imagine #aaron hotchner x you #aaron hotchner x gn!reader #aaron hotchner fluff #aaron hotchner x gender neutral reader #hotch x gn!reader #hotch x gender neutral reader #drunk!hotch #the amazing morgan!

[criminalskies]

You and Aaron on a Museum Date Together HC's

Photo credits after the cut.

Aaron buys your favorite cup of chai and you go to The Met together.

You spend all day roaming the galleries enjoying the blend of old and new art.

You tease him for not having a favorite artist, but he reminds you that you don't have one either. So you both decide to try and pick a favorite painting.

In the wing with the statues Aaron tries to find the statue that looks most like you. When he finds one, he tells you that you're more beautiful than any work of art.

Aaron goes full dad mode in the ancient art galleries and he has to read all the little signs with information on them. He makes you look to because he's holding your hand.

When the museum gets a little too busy for his liking, you lead him out of the grounds where you stroll around leisurely taking in the pretty day.

Aaron can't help but look at the security measures at the museum and tell you how he'd change them.

The next week, Aaron gets a package from you, it's a print of his favorite painting. He hangs it in his living room and thinks of how you are the most beautiful thing in his life. That you are the living embodiment of perfection.

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Photo Credits:

Center Row: Middle (@catsadams)

Bottom Row: Left (@doomed-introvert Center and Right (@reading-books-in-the-moonlight

Holy smokes Levi I am so sorry time got away from me in replying to this but !!!!!!!!!!!!! Awwwwwww I love this 🥺. Let me run through these oh my goodness it's just so cute.

I should have known something was up when you were asking me about my favourite drinks 🥰 but awwwwwww that's so sweet. whenever people greet me with a little treat in hand I am reduced to a blushy lump.

The way Aaron would be so so educated on all these artists, old and new, and their styles and the works meanings, meanwhile I'm looking at it and saying it feels like a warm blue blanket and hes just like ??? yeah okay so they actually had to feed their family and-

favourite painting is so much more doable. I was that kid that couldnt even have a favourite toy bc the others would feel left out, so talking about favourite artists in a museum full of art??! awful, I can't do it. A favourite piece, I might be able to manage 😅

STOP IT AJHJDFKHDSJFHS YOU CAN'T JUST DROP SOMETHING THAT SWEET ON ME?! god i'd kiss him until he got dizzy for that one. Or i'd just go beet red. Hopefully both.

He definitely has to read every word on the plaques bc we both know he prides himself on being so well-read and well educated. Like sure he's no Reid but by god Aaron is so fucking knowledgeable on damn near everything and it is so so sexy. Meanwhile if it doesn't have a pulse I know nothing about it. But of course if he's going to hold my hand I'm going to do absolutely anything he wants to.

MUSEUM GARDENS ARE SO SEXY AND HE DEFINITELY KNOWS HOW MUCH I FUCK WITH CUTE PLANTS fjsdhfjshkjfh I would 100% force him to spend equal amounts of time in the fresh air outside just sitting or walking and holding his fricking hand (i forget how badly I just want to hold his silly frickin hand)

He watches the guards swap shifts and he's like pfffft one of them checked in his firearm to the safe before the new guard had even retrieved his, and they had an almost EIGHT minute conversation. That's plenty of time for any thief to- and I'm like aaron aaron it's okay. they're just paintings. It's okay.

LEVI YOU ALWAYS WANT ME TO CRY AND YOU ALWAYS GET ASTONISHINGLY CLOSE TO ACHIEVING IT. what do you meeeeeannnnn he hangs it and thinks I'm the most beautiful thing in his skfjskljsldfkjkflsddjshfjjhgkjfhdkjghdkjfghd what if this killed me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Also also also, may I please note that all of these images are just so elegant and set such a tone like they''re so perfect for this little date you're picturing. Gosh I don't know how you do it honey but thank you for sharing these headcanons, they have really brightened my day. Thank you sweetheart 🫂💖💐✨

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[criminalskies]

You and Hotch having a small tradition of you being the one to put on and take off his tie when he’s home :,) no matter the time or circumstance. It’s an unspoken rule and you both don’t feel complete if it doesn’t happen. He feels bad waking you up when he arrives home later in the night but you insist it’s fine, because it just has to happen.

ahhhh yes I always think that over his time with you he slowly seems to be forgetting how to tie his own tie. which he feels ridiculous for because he did it all on his own for at least fifteen years straight. But apparently your presence in his life just pushes all his procedural knowledge he doesn’t need right out of his mind. You tying it in the mornings and straightening his collar, pulling him in for a kiss. He doesn’t feel right without it.

and as for coming home, well, yes. Even if you left the office hours ago and his budgetary meeting with Strauss ran overtime for what has seemed like forever. He drags his feet through your home until he finds you, curled up on his side of the bed. Enjoying the way it smells like him. He’ll always gently place himself on the bed beside you and start rubbing your cheek with his thumb. Loving the way your body leans into his touch, even half asleep. You pull him by the tie for a quick kiss and then start working the knot undone. He loves the way he can feel the pressure of the day lifting off his shoulders when you remove the fabric from his neck and undo his top button, allowing him to move more freely for the first time today.

And on cases it’s every bit as symbolic for him. When the two of you share a hotel room, he can never quite shake the pressure of chasing a serial killer. But he does like how it signifies the end of his day’s work when you slide the soft fabric off of his neck and help him de-stress with a shower and some cozy pyjamas. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

he always knows when the tie comes off, work is left at the door. at least, until it calls him again - as it always does. but for just a moment. he doesn’t have to be hotch anymore. he’s perfectly contented to just be your Aaron. 💓💞💓💞

#I love this idea #Rome’s wonderful moots! <3 #the charming citrusiove! #aaron hotchner #criminal minds #Aaron hotchner hcs #Aaron hotchner headcanons #hcs

[criminalskies]

Aaron being a human furnace? You putting your cold ass feet on his body during the night, sometimes unconsciously in your sleep? Him jumping and startling awake because of the ice packs (your feet) just touching him?? 😭💀

I've said it before I'll say it again, our man 100% runs hot. He's unfortunately also not the deepest sleeper, so whenever he's fast asleep and you're so perfectly snuggled up to him, and just one innocent little ICE COLD foot finds the hot surface of his leg, he'll jump up with a Hissssss and move the blanket at the foot of your bed to lay over your freezing little piggies and warm them because THERE'S NO WAY IT'S GOOD FOR YOU TO BE THAT COLD ALL NIGHT.

of course, sometimes, if he's been teasing you or being a pest all day, you'll intentionally slip your cold feet under the waistband of his sweatpants beccause a) you know it'll be like the freakin firey depths of hell in there and b) you know he'll grumble and whinge and whine about how freezing cold you are but he'll end up moving even closer to you, holding you tighter and insisting he has to do so to keep you extra extra warm <333333

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[criminalskies]

imagine showing aaron like... all the thirst tweets and stuff about him and having to explain them to him and he just gets like increasingly concerned about everything lol

Oh my god YES after he’s been on national press conferences you go online and find that his face is EVERYWHERE. #FBIdaddy is trending on Twitter. You’re in shambles waiting for Aaron to get home from the airstrip after the case is solved so you can show him the LEWD, DIRTY, FILTHY things people want to do to him.

We’re talking tiktok edits, thirst traps, Twitter thread after Twitter thread about his tight suit, the things they’d do with his tie, people on their knees. THIRST MEMES, people have found his high school yearbook picture by now. You sit him down with his dinner and he almost chokes on it as you show him just some of the pure brainrot people have posted about him. He’s equal parts shocked and horrified. He cannot believe the power of the internet, nor can he even fathom the fact that all these hundreds of thousands. Later millions of people want HIM. And like they *want* him.

He’s scared to go out for brunch tomorrow thinking people will corner him for photos etc and you start making remarks about him running away with someone younger. Someone more desirable like him 😪 you even wipe a crocodile tear so Aaron pulls you by your hand to your feet and practically flies down the hallway to the bedroom with you saying a few of the comments may have inspired him, but he truly wouldn’t want to do those things with anyone else.

You spend some time before bed saving some ideas of things people wanted to do to him that you can try later. He saves some of what people wanted done to them, and he feels a shiver down his spine at some of the people trying to guesstimate the size of his Crown Jewels. He really really hopes his mother doesn’t have access to Twitter. 😬😬

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[criminalskies]

soft hotch hc: he looooves head scratches and having his hair played with. he won't admit to it but if you start doing it he's absolutely not moving unless he has to (and depending on how tired he is... you might just end up with him asleep beside you or his head in your lap)

YESSSSSSSS aghhhh he’s a simple man, really. When your fingers card through his hair and your nails graze over his scalp, sending tingles down his back, his normally very rigid form just melts into you. Your beautiful boyfriend is just boneless as his head falls onto your chest. His hands finding your shirt as his breathing slows down and he releases the most delightful groan when you use your fingertips against the very back of his head. His short strands poking out in every direction and your other hand running your nails gently over his back, underneath his shirt and he’s putty in your hands.

I think if you keep it up for even a few short minutes, your insomniac boyfriend is actually drooling over the fabric of your shirt, his jaw slack and so relaxed against your chest. You look down at his face, admiring how every line and crease vanishes the longer you give him the gentle scratches. His legs are tangled in your own and his unmoving weight on top of you starts putting you to sleep as well.

I think when you first do it, touchstarved!aaron hotchner is astounded by his full body reaction to the motion. But as your relationship develops, he gets very used to your gentle touches when he needs them, but the effect is never dulled. Effectively rendering him a paperweight against your side every time. At your movie nights it becomes very normal for him to spread out over the couch, resting his head in your lap and your fingers find their rightful place in his dark strands and against his tense back, feeling the pressure just melt away as his body goes slack in your hands.

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[criminalskies]

okay but what do you think of like the rumors that aaron hotchner was a party boy in college?? i geniuenly want to hear your thoughts because i believe he was a rowdy man

OKAY HERE WE FRICKIN GOOOOOOOOO:

he either played bass or drums in a college band. They were pretty fuckin good too but had to split because CaReErS.

He definitely did his fair share of partying I think, I doubt he did anything immoral or stupid but he definitely had to go to class hungover more often than not. I think anyone that goes from a boarding high school >> college is gonna go a little crazy with the level of freedom they have.

HOWEVER COMMA if he was cuffed with haley throughout college (personally I hc them taking a break for a long while and him exploring his bisexuality but that's just me) then I think he was sort of at the craziest parties, doing not-so-crazy things. He was driving the stoners home at 2am so they wouldn't stumble face first or fist first into the campus security guards etc.

I dont think he was a frat guy purely bc he hates the kind of guys who are apart of those things.

He and his college roommate definitely did some STUPID things together, like trying to learn cool circus acrobatic stunts with one another in the courtyard. Just anything to pass the time bc neither of them went home for fall or winter breaks. They definitely ate more instant noodles and takeout mexican food than the human body should be able to handle, but now Hotch has a goated spice tolerance. He can handle the hottest of hot foods.

They only had to go to the emergency room once after they drank too many redbulls the night before a final and thought they could hear colours and feel their individual cells in their bodies.

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