Angel Dust: So. I’ve started looking into current affairs
Charlie: That's great, Angel!
Angel Dust: *pulls out a list*
Charlie: What's that?
Angel Dust: Here’s a list of everyone in the hotel who's currently having an affair.
Imagine being paid as designer to create a game for Crit Role and then a major news outlet calls it the show's "take on D&D" I'd be so furious I'd have an aneurysm
You have no idea how sad I'm that Hugh Dancy didn't play young Dumbledore in “Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore”.
Yes, it was crappy and senseless, but then I could tell, “If I had a nickel for every time Mads Mikkelsen played the main antagonist who was European in an obsessive homoerotic relationship with a school professor, and that professor was played by Hugh Dancy, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.”
I feel like everyone in Twisted Wonderland forgot that we don't have magic and come from a completely different world, and therefore we don't have (what I imagine others do have) the same immune system to magical attacks or illnesses…
Imagine that one day you just wake up almost on the verge of death and no one knows what the hell is happening to you. You have half the world looking for a reason why your body is so physically bad, Malleus is already calling the best doctors in the world because you can't die in front of him. Don't you see that he has an abandonment problem? a thousand types of tests to find out if you've been poisoned or something like that only to discover that no, you don't have a rare and new disease which can kill you.
You have the equivalent of the flu in your world, only you don't have the white blood cells necessary to fight the virus, nor do you have any vaccine from the magical world, so a poorly treated cold could kill you without anyone noticing.
You receive all your vaccinations as a small child along with a pamphlet about what illnesses are common at certain times of the year.
This also applies vice versa.
You accidentally sneezed in Ace's face and now you have to endure his immense complaints that you tried to kill him with your strange illnesses brought from your world.
Español bajo el corte
Siento que a todos en Twisted Wonderland se les olvido que no tenemos magia y venimos de un mundo completamente distinto, y que por lo tanto no tenemos (lo que yo me imagino que los demás si tienen) el mismo sistema inmunológico a ataques o enfermedades mágicas…
Imaginen que un día solo te despiertas casi al borde de la muerte y nadie sabe qué diablos te está pasando. Tienes a medio mundo buscando una razón por la cual tu cuerpo está tan mal físicamente, Malleus ya está llamando a los mejores doctores del mundo porque no puedes morir frente a él ¿Que acaso no ves que tiene un problema de abandono?, se te hacen mil tipos de pruebas para descubrir si has sido envenenado o algo por el estilo solo para descubrir que no, no tienes una enfermedad rara y nueva la cual puede acabar contigo.
Tienes el equivalente a una gripe en tu mundo, solo que tu no cuentas con los glóbulos blancos necesarios para pelear con el virus, tampoco tienes ninguna vacuna del mundo mágico por lo que un resfrío mal cuidado podría matarte sin que nadie se diera cuenta.
Recibes todas las vacunas como un niño pequeño junto con un panfleto de que enfermedades son comunes en ciertas épocas del año.
Esto también aplica en viceversa.
Accidentalmente le estornudaste a Ace en la cara y ahora tienes que soportar sus inmensas quejas de que intentaste matarlo con tus extrañas enfermedades traídas de tu mundo.