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dice-wizard · 3 hours
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Art by やを子。
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dice-wizard · 18 hours
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Alcohol Traditions, 2
Before it fell to the Mask of Winters, Thornsish aperitifs were exported far and wide through the Inland Sea as luxury goods. The Red Iron Rebuke's armies burned down many of the fields which once produced Thorns' most famous aperitif wines. From the ashes, a new strange thing has arisen, a pale ghostly fungus which grows here and there among the green-white grapes planted in the death-tinged ashes. Using the same methods as used for botrytized wines made with mundane grape rot, these new grapes can be made into a crisp, nearly clear wine which glows slightly with blue ghostfire light in the dark. The wine is sweet and refreshing and has no ill effects on mortals who drink it, and has quickly become a favorite among those who can grow it; perhaps even in sad, dark places like Thorns, beautiful new things can still be found.
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dice-wizard · 19 hours
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Every queer friend group got the:
- invulnerable butch herbo
- luscious dark elf gun for hire
- profesional wizard athlete with unclassified spells
- government official with rare magic
- fat goblin witch
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dice-wizard · 19 hours
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Commission of an Abyssal.
I had him described as "so babygirl" so I guess yass slay is his warcry before he actually slays people...
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dice-wizard · 19 hours
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What I need for White Americans (ppl in general really, but I'm talking to the U.S.) to understand about Americans of Color is that You don't know Us, but We know YOU.
We've spent generations upon generations of our entire lives learning YOUR social norms, forced to assimilate to YOUR idea of society. We live and learn entirely separate cultures, but we also learn from birth what it means to have to cater to Whiteness in America. It's why I can name so many famous movies with white casts, but most white people didn't even know where "Bye Felicia" came from. It's why I was raised to professionally Code Switch from childhood, but grown white people struggle to even grasp the basics of the grammar of AAVE. It's why people who speak different languages think they have to give up their own mother tongue just to function in this country.
It's why you all are so uncomfortable with the idea of people of color questioning and rejecting what seems "normal" to you- and to be honest, I actually think older white generations are better at admitting this than younger ones. It's because what you know as normal is usually not "normal"- it's White. Whiteness is just as loud as any other presentation of race in this country, you just don't see it that way because everyone else has been forced to maintain your comfort. The entire system is built around it, and you don't even know it.
It's why it frustrates white Americans of some marginalization- queer, disabled, neurodivergent- because you do not have access to the "norm" as it is shown to you. But that frustration- literally everyone of color (who shares those identities btw) lives under that understanding.
Idk, I didn't really have a direction. I just think it's wild how so many conversations require this... Constant Verbal Leveling of the Playing Field simply because Whiteness blinds white people to what things ACTUALLY look like out here.
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dice-wizard · 19 hours
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Alcohol Traditions, 1
Lookshyan tradition holds that it is bad luck for opened liquor to see the new year. Every Calibration, the city descends into revelry as the people finish off last year's remnants, dancing in the streets and sharing generously from their open bottles. They recite the following couplet, which rhymes in Lookshyan though not in translation:
Every drop which sees the New Year's air Is two dead sheep in your flock.
Perhaps the phrase is a remnant of the original pastoral peoples who inhabited the city before the arrival of the Seventh Legion.
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dice-wizard · 19 hours
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Uriel Tripp – thirty-five and an invulnerable former teenage hero riddled with daddy issues – does gig work solving political disputes as an undefeated wizard duelist.
When her eavesdropping at a holiday party uncovers a plot to ignite a civil war, she takes it upon herself to stop it. But Uriel can’t do it alone. While she wrestles with the glowing red tape of wizard bureaucracy, Uriel gathers a group of powerful friends.
From her girlfriend, Aanya, a spellslinger for hire, to a competitive duelist with unclassified spells to a fat goblin witch, Uriel’s friends guide and support her as she confronts the trauma of her past in order to save the future of their city. Alongside her queer found family, she must win a tournament, fight giant monsters, and stop a coup before it boils over.
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dice-wizard · 1 day
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When you are alone and have a heart attack. What are you gonna do then?
Take a 2 minute break and read this:
Let's say it's 5:25 pm and you're driving home after an unusually hard day's work.
You are really tired and frustrated. All of a sudden your chest pains. They are starting to radiate in the arm and jaw. It feels like being stabbed in the chest and heart. You're only a few miles away from the nearest hospital or home.
Unfortunately you don't know if you can make it..
Maybe you've taken CPR training, but the person running the course hasn't told you how to help yourself.
How do you survive a heart attack when you're alone when it happens? A person who is feeling weak and whose heart is beating hard has only about 10 seconds before losing consciousness.
1. But you can help yourself by coughing repeatedly and very strongly! Deep breaths before every cough. Coughing should be repeated every second until you arrive at the hospital or until your heart starts to beat normally.
2. Deep breathing gives oxygen to your lungs and coughing movements boost the heart and blood circulation. Heart pressure also helps to restore a normal heartbeat. Here's how cardiac arrest victims can make it to the hospital for the right treatment
3. Cardiologists say if someone gets this message and passes it on to 10 people, we can expect to save at least one life.
4. FOR WOMEN: You should know that women have additional and different symptoms. Rarely have crushing chest pain or pain in the arms. Often have indigestion and tightness across the back at the bra line plus sudden fatigue.
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dice-wizard · 2 days
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btw with art when people say 'youve got to do it scared' 'youve got to draw bad' 'youre not gonna know how to do it until you do it' it sounds like bullshit but its true. 90% of art is just getting over the fear that it's not going to be good enough to deserve to be made in the first place. but you're here. you're alive and, with no need to justify that, you're going to make art. it's just part of being alive. you'll spend so long worrying you aren't doing it good enough that you'll look back and realized you didn't live a single day of it.
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dice-wizard · 3 days
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It feels taboo as a childfree person to admit this but I actually do have concerns about who is going to take care of me when I'm old. The elder care system in our nation relies A LOT on the unpaid care labor of adult children. I just don't think that's a good reason to have kids.
"But you'll have more money!" does not completely put this to rest for me. Neither does "Buy care insurance!" Even if I can afford direct personal care, who is going to advocate for me to get it? Who is going to navigate bureaucracy for me when I'm 80?
"If you do have kids, there's no GUARANTEE that they'll take care of you when your old!" That's true, but doesn't solve my problem.
I think childfree people get very defensive about this question because its used as a kind of "gotcha!" against us, but I actually do not feel we can afford to be in denial about this reality. Based on current trends of more people in their 30s stating they intend to be permanently childfree, we are going to see a huge wave of childfree adults hitting the eldercare system at once in a few decades. Childfree people in their 30s should be advocating around eldercare NOW.
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dice-wizard · 3 days
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Love women who love the brine of life...Pickles, Olives, pickled jalapeños, sun-dried tomatoes, pickled ginger, pepperoncini, kimchi, pickled red onions
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dice-wizard · 4 days
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the thing about madoka magica is that it has the vibe of something that would be super overrated by annoying people who have never actually experienced the object of its homage in earnest, but no, is literally just an extremely good magical girl show with dark elements. it just keeps showing its hand over and over again, but it has so much to offer on the other side of its misdirections. i saw it when i was a teenager and i think it might have transed my gender at the time
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dice-wizard · 5 days
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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.
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Uriel Tripp – thirty-five and an invulnerable former teenage hero riddled with daddy issues – does gig work solving political disputes as a wizard duelist. When she uncovers a plot to ignite a civil war, she takes it upon herself to stop it. But Uriel can’t do it alone. While she struggles to get to the bottom of the political unrest, Uriel gathers a group of powerful friends who guide her while she confronts the trauma of her past in order to save the future. With the help of her queer found family, she must win a tournament, fight giant monsters, and stop a coup before it boils over.
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dice-wizard · 5 days
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TTRPGs for Trans Rights - West Virginia bundle!
Over 500 (!!!!) games for $5 (?!?!?!!?!) to support a West Virginia based organization called Project Rainbow! There are so many amazing games in this bundle and it supports a really cool org.
Some info about Project Rainbow from the bundle page:
Since its inception, the project has been curated to serve unsheltered LGBTQ+ individuals to help them better navigate the housing system safely and compassionately. Project Rainbow has opened The Rainbow House in an effort to serve this community and meet this goal. Although the shelter is our community's most urgent and immediate need, Project Rainbow recognizes that there is far more work to be done. They serve as advocates for the individuals we serve, and the Appalachian LGBTQ+ community as a whole. They also work closely with partners in the housing system, health and mental health care systems to not only find solutions for their guests but to make these systems themselves more accessible for their target population.
Share this around and get this bundle!
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dice-wizard · 6 days
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reblogs for bigger sample size appreciated
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Dungeon meshi girls :)
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