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now-you-sound-like-a-jedi · 1 day

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Worst Crimes a Female Character Can Commit (By Order of Severity)

10. Theft

9. Tax Fraud

8. Murder

7. Terrorism

6. Violating the Geneva Convention

5. Being impolite (esp. to male characters)

4. Being feminine but in a way that is neither childlike nor sexy

3. Being even slightly "like other girls"

2. Being mildly annoying

1. Being the canon romantic interest of a male character who is more popularly shipped with other men

#you already know who this is about #satine kryze #ahsoka tano #also peggy carter #alana bloom #seasons 1 and 2 alana specifically #and so many many more #fictional women

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garnishedcarnist · 1 day

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Love how Hugh Dancy is actually insane. Carpet enthusiast? Yep. Gore sfx fanatic? Yeppers. General weirdo? Check. Bro could not be a better fit for his role if he tried.

#nbc hannibal #hannibal #hannibal lecter #alana bloom #jack crawford #will graham #abigail hobbs #freddie lounds #shitpost #hugh dancy

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ineffablemurderhusbands · 2 days

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Been copying and pasting my 140 notes with fic ideas from my old phone to my new phone and realized I had so many unhinged ideas that I’ll probably never write (never say never) but somebody should lol

So here’s some ideas from my sleep deprived brain over the years:

Hannigram Killing Stalking AU

Mindhunter crew interviewing Hannibal in prison.

Will Graham being nominated by Queer Eye by Alana.

Hannibal being the millionaire from Indecent Proposal propositioning Will to sleep with him for money but the twist is that they actually stay together in the end.

Hannibal and Alana are married and Will and Margot are married, after years of a loveless marriage or a convenient one they decide to swing and exchange partners for the night.

And honestly there’s much more from where that came from.

#hannigram #hannigram fic ideas #fanfiction prompts #hannibal #hannibal fandom #hannibal fanfiction #fanfic #will graham #margot and alana #alana bloom #margot verger #unhinged fic ideas #queer eye #mindhunter

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stupidcopper · 3 months

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hannibal season 2 summary

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal fanart #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #jimmy price #brian zeller #science bros #jack crawford #alana bloom #stupidcopperart

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selfconfessedfangirl · 1 year

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no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

#hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #alana bloom #margot verger #nbc hannibal #hannigram #marlana #murder husbands #murder wives

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nhescio · 2 months

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Guess who’s watching the gay cannibals in the year of our lord 2024

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #bedelia du maurier #alana bloom #nhesdocs

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hughdancybabyface · 3 months

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Hannibal s3e06 "Dolce"

#hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #murder husbands #alana bloom #margot verger #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #madancy #hannibal gifs #hannibal edit #my gif #my edit #dolce

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lavaspark · 2 months

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Just remembered that Will Graham was canonically a professor and-

What was that even LIKE???

Picture the scene: youre a bright-eyed prospective FBI agent who needs to take this class for a credit and you roll up to see a man who looks like he slept in a dumpster teaching your class.

Ok fine you can deal with that.

Next thing you learn is that he has the social skills of a ground-nesting chipmunk and the class has realized he tolerates you all only because you sit fifty feet away from him.

Fine. Cool. Sure.

Maybe the class starts trying to win him over. Maybe they leave him an apple as a joke and he goes on a fifteen minute rant about how many apples will kill you. The class realizes they can get him to talk about certain things:

Government Officials (Derogatory), Dogs, Knives, Dogs, Guns, Dogs, Kraft Mac and Cheese, Silly String (Derogatory)…

They get him a murder mystery book for his birthday and he spends the next class period talking about why it was wrong and who REALLY did it.

The class does some research, apparently he’s wired up in a weirder way than the class thought. That’s fine, you all like him in a “teacher who hates everyone kind of way”

Then he starts rambling about murders as if he WAS THERE AND DID IT, zones out, regularly gets interrupted by random people and then vanishes off the face of the earth only to reappear as a “murder husband” a few months later.

Good for him, you all knew only a bisexual could be that much of a flaming wreak.

The class is Professor Grahams biggest supporters, they cheer when he gets out of prison and keep up with the news as best they can.

Because goddamnit he’s their WEIRDO and good fucking batshit crazy teachers are SO hard to find

#will graham #hannigram #hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #THE CLASS SENDS HIM A FILE WHEN HE GOES TO PRISON #alana bloom

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rocktheholygrail · 2 months

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