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theeroticlover · 3 months
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Aahem !! Needs !!!!
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fnaf-news · 1 month
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The Youtooz Withered Collection drops march 5th and will only be available for 14 days.
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Angel Dust: So. I’ve started looking into current affairs Charlie: That's great, Angel! Angel Dust: *pulls out a list* Charlie: What's that? Angel Dust: Here’s a list of everyone in the hotel who's currently having an affair.
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dice-wizard · 5 months
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Who wrote this I'll kill you
Imagine being paid as designer to create a game for Crit Role and then a major news outlet calls it the show's "take on D&D" I'd be so furious I'd have an aneurysm
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jaubaius · 1 year
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Several attempts were made.
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pesky--dust · 30 days
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You have no idea how sad I'm that Hugh Dancy didn't play young Dumbledore in “Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore”.
Yes, it was crappy and senseless, but then I could tell, “If I had a nickel for every time Mads Mikkelsen played the main antagonist who was European in an obsessive homoerotic relationship with a school professor, and that professor was played by Hugh Dancy, I would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.”
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driedbloodondeadflies · 7 months
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i’m gonna come out and say it: i don’t find alana bloom annoying and the number of people saying that is misogynistic
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darkacua · 3 months
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Sometimes being from another world is difficult
I feel like everyone in Twisted Wonderland forgot that we don't have magic and come from a completely different world, and therefore we don't have (what I imagine others do have) the same immune system to magical attacks or illnesses…
Imagine that one day you just wake up almost on the verge of death and no one knows what the hell is happening to you. You have half the world looking for a reason why your body is so physically bad, Malleus is already calling the best doctors in the world because you can't die in front of him. Don't you see that he has an abandonment problem? a thousand types of tests to find out if you've been poisoned or something like that only to discover that no, you don't have a rare and new disease which can kill you.
You have the equivalent of the flu in your world, only you don't have the white blood cells necessary to fight the virus, nor do you have any vaccine from the magical world, so a poorly treated cold could kill you without anyone noticing.
You receive all your vaccinations as a small child along with a pamphlet about what illnesses are common at certain times of the year.
This also applies vice versa.
You accidentally sneezed in Ace's face and now you have to endure his immense complaints that you tried to kill him with your strange illnesses brought from your world.
Español bajo el corte
Siento que a todos en Twisted Wonderland se les olvido que no tenemos magia y venimos de un mundo completamente distinto, y que por lo tanto no tenemos (lo que yo me imagino que los demás si tienen) el mismo sistema inmunológico a ataques o enfermedades mágicas…
Imaginen que un día solo te despiertas casi al borde de la muerte y nadie sabe qué diablos te está pasando. Tienes a medio mundo buscando una razón por la cual tu cuerpo está tan mal físicamente, Malleus ya está llamando a los mejores doctores del mundo porque no puedes morir frente a él ¿Que acaso no ves que tiene un problema de abandono?, se te hacen mil tipos de pruebas para descubrir si has sido envenenado o algo por el estilo solo para descubrir que no, no tienes una enfermedad rara y nueva la cual puede acabar contigo.
Tienes el equivalente a una gripe en tu mundo, solo que tu no cuentas con los glóbulos blancos necesarios para pelear con el virus, tampoco tienes ninguna vacuna del mundo mágico por lo que un resfrío mal cuidado podría matarte sin que nadie se diera cuenta.
Recibes todas las vacunas como un niño pequeño junto con un panfleto de que enfermedades son comunes en ciertas épocas del año.
Esto también aplica en viceversa.
Accidentalmente le estornudaste a Ace en la cara y ahora tienes que soportar sus inmensas quejas de que intentaste matarlo con tus extrañas enfermedades traídas de tu mundo.
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frostbeees · 8 months
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the sweat is a paid actor
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waitmyturtles · 1 year
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hobiesdump · 29 days
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I got excited about the new spiderpunk~~<3
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imdamagecontrol · 4 days
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just here to cry about the cherry jegulus and wolfstar victory. BASIC ASS. BORING. BOOOOOOOO. NO FLAVOUR.
WHY CHERRY WHEN THERE ARE A VARIETY OF FUN FLAVORS RIGHT THERE
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kwyw · 10 months
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Oh? Interesting…
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caressthosecheekbones · 3 months
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Saltburn last fifteen minutes: *things happen*
Me: :(
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lat3nightlatte · 1 year
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love letters
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I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong.
Lemony Snicket, the Beatrice letters
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Drunken state
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Pairing: gojo satoru x domme fem!reader
Warning: short story! Sex reference! Swear words
🔞 minors do not interact
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You and male your roommate had invited Gojo to celebrate your promotion with some drinks. Gojo being the life of every event challenged you and your roommate to a drinking competition, once drunk the two men began discussing your sex life. “Fuck, I can’t let any of you win again” your roommate grumbled before temporarily passing out on the couch. Gojo being the only sensible drunk in the room went over to the couch to collect the bottle dangling in the hands of your roommate and spread a blanket on your passed out roommate’s body. Gojo walked into the kitchen and something about the white haired man peaked your interest. You were quite drunk so you struggled to stand up properly without stumbling back down too many times and followed the gojo into the kitchen.
Cornering the white haired man in the kitchen, you began using your hands to rub the hard bulge in his pants “what are you doing??” Gojo questioned looking desirably at your low cut top exposing half of your tits, you fell to your knees, tugging his joggers down and taking out his hardened dick swiftly, you massaged his balls with one hand and caressed his length against your face with the other in a taunting manner, making him long your mouth, “did you get arroused hearing how I fucked other men? I noticed earlier but I thought I’d see it for myself”, you put the tip of his dick in your mouth and began swirling your tongue around it, “no, this is just because,-fuck, y/n,” gojo tried making excuses for his arrousal, “if you lie, we’ll stop hear” gojo’s dazed look quickly turned to anxious denial “no, I’m sorry y/n” maintaining that seductive look in your eye you replied “you are such a pervert” opening your mouth wider you choked yourself on his length, gojo’s hand forcibly guiding your head as he threw his head back, loosing control of his hips he recklessly face fucked you, both your eyes rolling, gojo had lost all sense of control, using both his hands, he picked up speed as he face fucked you, upon reaching his climax, he awarded you a final thrust, emptying every drop of himself into your mouth, causing him to briefly convulse before slumping down to the floor in a drunken state causing him to black out.
Waves of pleasure helped him regain his senses, waking up he somehow found himself tied your bed as you grinder your cunt against his throbbing dick, his face pleading to go further, struggling with the ropes holding him in place, you wrapped your hands tightly around his neck, causing him to come undone “fuck, y/n, please, fuck me, I can’t take it anymore” you released the man from his bondage in a teasing manner, “so needy”, gojo hurriedly sat up with his strong arms around you gripped your body firmly, forcing you down on his hard dick, causing his muscles to tense up and sending you shock waves of pleasure that made you scream out. “Oh fuck, don’t stop! Don’t stop!” Gojo began a brutal pace, chasing a climax, he began to beg “f-fuck please let me come” u both continued at a merciless rhythm before finally reaching your peak you bit down on his flesh, forcing him to moan out, loudly, as you both released, gojo groaned as his cum flooded into you, giving one last powerful thrust, causing your back to arch and convulse, gojo regained his dazed state forcing him to collapse on you, the heavy male effortlessly pinning you down, “did I please you?” He whined, you stroked his white hair soaked in sweat “you were very good for me”.
The end
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