#no but imagine

[winterrrnight]

you and best friend rafe... high as fuck... redbone playing in the background... and you've basically lost all your senses... and you're in his lap... pressing sloppy yet soft kisses to his neck... his hands are on your waist... and your mind is in such a haze... and you've just genuinely got no idea what you're doing... but you know it feels so damn good...

GONNA WRITE THIS GUYS I SWEAR

(totally not based off a convo w an ai bot 🫣) (bruh I don't even smoke or shit but LEMME COOK-)

#kez and her experimental af writing 😍 #NO BUT IMAGINE #REDBONE PLAYING WOULD BE SUCH A VIBE TO THE MOMENT #rafe cameron #rafe cameron x reader #rafe cameron prompt #rafe cameron concept #rafe cameron imagine #rafe cameron outer banks #edith rambles! 🪄

[bookshopbentley]

literally the only thing worse than if crowley doesn’t call aziraphale “angel” ONCE in s3 if they interact before they’re crowley and aziraphale again is if crowley DOES call him “Angel” . with the capital letter and the tonal shift . bc that’s what he is . an angel . yknow . because he wanted to be part of heaven again so badly .

#neil gaiman if you see this do NOT get any ideas you cheeky bastard #( i’m just kidding neil ily ) #no but imagine #crowley says what do you want Angel #and aziraphale takes pause . #and there’s sort of a blank look on his face . #because crowley has never said it like that before #yeah that angst would SHATTER me #but i would also love it idk #azicrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable lovers #ineffable divorce #ineffable fandom #ineffable spouses #ineffable partners #ineffable wives #ineffable idiots #ineffable bureaucracy #good ineffable omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #michael sheen #david tennant #neil gaiman

[babbeldumpsterfire]

I just had the craziest thought: we all know Crowley slept through Covid19 and now he’s “bAcK”. What we were all imagining was him living in his apartment and sleeping and/or floating around his apartment, while Aziraphale pined for him and visited him frequently, asking him to wake up/etc. But after the new clip... Shax brings him his bills she still receives in his old place

But what if he was actually already homeless and sleeping in his Bentley all along LMAOOO. And in the Lockdown Omens he was just calling Aziraphale from his phone or a phone cabin and him asking to slither over and hunker down in Azi’s place wasn’t some sort of romantic ploy but actually a wiley way of getting a new home since he was homeless??? Like a poor snake looking for shelter for his much needed nap

So now that he’s back, awake and still homeless, and with a crick in his neck after sleeping for 4 years in the back of his car, he just got the courage to ask Aziraphale to finally do The Big Step (TM) and move with him in his bookshop, AND THEN HE DISCOVERS GABRIEL TOOK HIS PLACE INSTEAD. 

Tbh I understand why he went like Super Sayan God, complete with ugly shade of red hair.

They’re the same image, your honor.

#good omens #good omens season 2 #spoilers #good omens spoilers #no but imagine #'slither over watch you eat cake' my ass #he just wanted to crash at Azi's for a 4 years nap #and now az is sheltering their common enemy #after refusing him #oh please let this be real it'd be top notch comedy lmao #shitposting #lol #babbel babbles

[steviesbicrisis]

I cannot believe I made a whole post yesterday about parks and rec x Stranger things and did not make this connection??? I AM SORRY EVEYONE

#no but Imagine #steve is dating carol and tommy and dumps their asses for eddie??? #YES??? #literally the perfect parallel omg #steve harrington #tommy hagan #carol perkins #steve and tommy #stranger things #incorrect stranger things #stranger things x parks and rec #incorrect steve harrington

[high-queen-of-the-court]

during one of those interviews with puppies/ kittens

interviewer: do any of your teammates not like animals?

neil: kevin doesn’t really care for animals, and animals don’t really care for him

interviewer: really?? that’s shocking

neil: well, service dogs like him since he’s boiling with anxiety

#no but imagine #kevin day the fancy ‘clean boy’ dog dad ahshahsj #i’m talking white t-shirt #lululemon shorts and Fanny pack (that’s being worn across his body ofc) #high brand sneakers on and black sunglasses on #with one insanely small dog on one leash (yes one of those little white crusty devils) #and #a Doberman on the other leash #DONT FORGET HIS PROTEIN SHAKE IN HAND #can you tell it’s 1am #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #incorrect aftg #neil josten #tfc #tkm #trk #all for the game incorrect quotes #kevin day #the foxes

[chemiicalformula]

utterson, clearly in distress: harry, i truly do not respect the likes of this dr. griffin character you keep going on about! i mean, i haven't even seen the man and he already sounds like rotten news for you to be engaging with!

jekyll, stifling his laughter: i don't think seeing him would make you feel any better, gabe.

#the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #the invisible man #gothic lit #gothic literature #i have thoughts for them and only them 🤍🧪 #no but imagine

[doorhanginoffthehinges]

hc that Kerch farmers have different accents than ketterdam-ians, like America, so one day, when like one of the crows scare the living daylights out of him or they get into some trouble and kaz is pissed he just like. unconsciously whips out a southern accent.

#no but imagine #pissed of king of darkness #Bastard of the barrel #starts yelling at them like “y’all’re gonta gimme ah fuckin hernia wi’ all yer nonsense” #Idk how farmers sound #Soc #ck #six of crows #kaz brekker #sab

[bloodwrittenballad]

rest in peace eddie munson, you would have loved animal crossing

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson headcannon #animal crossing #no but imagine #he’d be so hyped over this game #he’d name his island and character after d&d or bands #and he’d create the best island #he’d have so much fun #eddie showing everyone he encounters his island #bragging about it constantly #gets everyone else to start playing it #he would go to everyone else’s island and steal their fruit to take back to his own #would probably hate tom nook

[thelesbiandeli]

#No but imagine #Youre a citizen of Clivesdale #Just going about your day to day #And there’s just this town a bridge away that hates you for no reason #You try to go to the big game #Hatchetfields cheerleaders have choreographed an entire cheer to say Fuck You #Maybe you decide to check out their Honey Festival #There’s people on the news talking about how much your Cherry Festival sucks #Maybe you even naively decide to move there #People refuse to take your money because you’re ‘one of them’ #No wonder people in Hatchetfield are so chill the rest of the time #All there hate is used up hating Clivesdale #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #black friday #the guy who didn't like musicals #fuck clivesdale #deli.chats

[pageofheartdj]

Thinking about that post with King's jealous desire to keep his loved ones by his side, shielding them from others, and Collector's desperate desire to please his loved ones and widen his friend circle as much as he can I can't help but remember that meme xD

#the owl house #toh #the collector #king clawthorne #platinum bones #NO BUT IMAGINE #King being big and cupping small Collector in his palms sjhkj #my edit stuff

[bloo-the-dragon]

Imagine Sun/Moon/Eclipse as Daycare Attendants.... but in the Pokémon World.

They would run a child and young pokemon daycare and you cannot convince me otherwise

#questions and answers #Anon #NO BUT IMAGINE #they would teach young children how to play with pokemon and treat them properly #while at the same time caring for young pokemon #either owned by the children or breeders who need someone to watch the babies for a bit #i've actually got pokemon teams already figured out for Sun and Moon in one of my games! #I've yet to get around to making one for Eclipse though #fnaf #fnaf security breach

[ranna-alga]

American 1960s Ineffable Wives™ but Crowley would totally be the leader of some cult........ or at least be heavily involved in the creation of one (will totally make fanart of this istg)

#ranna word dumping #no but imagine #if klaus hargreeves can do it then so can crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #go2 #aziraphale and crowley #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #crowley x aziraphale

[anidiotwithfanfiction]

Chick at Walgreens sounded just like Sadie from Steven universe so anyways this song is a nickles song

#metalocalypse #dethklok #nickles #no but imagine #with Abigail #like #my brain is so big

[adeptune01]

SPN Brainrot

So I'm still watching Supernatural (for the first time) in the year of our lord 2022 and I'm on season 10....

The most amazing thing about this show is that:

A- It's managed to keep me interested through 10 WHOLE SEASONS

B- It's somehow convinced me to suspend my disbelief to the point where now if Cas told Dean that to get the mark of Cain off him he had to do the cha-cha slide for 12 hours straight I'd be like "yeah that checks out"

#supernatural #spn s10 #spn shitposts #destiel #deancas #mark of cain #castiel #no but imagine #dean you have to do this #is this the same part of your brain that told you to show up naked on my car covered in bees #...maybe

[wazohoo]

any drag queens/kings on here that listen to the magnus archives? i have an idea

#no but imagine #micheal the distortion drag? #ceaseless watcher high camp? #ELIAS BOUCHARD DRAG??? #fucking imagine the slay that could be. #tma #the magnus archives

[pattinsonsupremacy]

first look at ginger matt murdock in disney+ daredevil

#no but imagine #daredevil #top gun