#nearamir faramir

[samwises-potsandpans]

LOTR characters I expected to hate but ended up loving

Merry, I’m sorry he seemed so annoying at the beginning.

Pippin, same reason as Merry.

Legolas, okay I thought he was a tad bratty and a show off.

Eowyn, I was shipping Aragorn and Arwen and she made me angry.

Faramir, I thought he was going to be like Boromir who I personally do not like.

#merry brandybuck #pippin took #legolas greenleaf #eowyn #faramir #meriadoc brandybuck #peregrin took #lord of the rings #eowyn is no man #merry you not-fool #pippin you fool #leggy your ada is here #nearamir faramir

[thranduilofsmirkwood]

Corny old Faramir Memes

#Nearamir #Faramir #Whereveryouareamir #denethor #boromir #Eowyn

[paulgadzikowski]

[Image description: A cartoon in my MSPaint-based “triangle figure” style on a field shaped like a page torn from a spiral sketchbook. A caption at the top reads, “sketching between scrolling”. There are two iterations of a triangle character design for Faramir of Lord Of The Rings, identical except the one on the left is smaller as if at a distance. A caption at the bottom left reads, “Faramir”. A caption at the bottom right reads, “Nearamir”. End description.]

#faramir #lotr #lord of the rings #sketches #sketching between scrolling

[ihrtnickburkhardt]

My brother: Faramir implies the existence of Nearamir

Me: Yeah, near to my heart ❤ ♥ ❤

My brother: oh.

#actual convo that happened #he should have seen it coming #lotr #faramir #brothers

[vanilla-jester]

Nearamir... Faramir... Whereveryouareamir

#Lotr #Has this been done yet #Lord of the rings #Meme

[w0nderland]

nearamir. faramir. whereeveryouareamir.

#lotr

[miramei]

I’ve been having a small LOTR marathon lately (not Rings of Power) but I know nothing about this series so it’s been entertaining but also wildly confusing. These are just disjointed thoughts based on the Two Towers and half of Return of the King.

“They’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard!” --> cue that one meme playing non-stop in the back of my head

Legolas: “I’m going to surf down this flight of stairs on someone’s shield and be cool (and extra) as heck”

Whatever the heck Legolas and Grimli have is hilarious.

Gimli: “Just throw me over. Just CHUCK ME LIKE A DWARFISH PROJECTILE.” And then ARAGORN JUST DOES IT. Amazing.

Gandalf: “I cast CONCUSSION!!!” Smacks down with his staff

I expected more magic from Gandalf beside EXTREME FLASHLIGHT but this man has just been doling out concussions left and right. Good for him.

“It’s me! It’s your Sam! Don’t you know your Sam?” Oh, be still my heart.

That one tree that’s ON FIRE and dives headlong into the rushing river.

Lighting the beacons: Very Cool. My Brain on repeat in the background: “now all of China will know you’re here.”

Nearamir. Faramir. Wherever you are-amir. (me upon asking my friend who THIS guy was during a scene change, and getting “Nearamir” as an answer when a side character helpfully yells “Faramir”)

That one grim reaper-looking guy if the grim reaper was like... really proactive about his job. “You’re dying too slow. I will help you by KILLING YOU ALL.” OK dude, guess we know who’s gunning for employee of the month.

Conversely, this Steward is NOT winning any Father of the Year awards.

Gollum: throws away the bread. Me: ABSOLUTELY RIOTING OVER THE FOOD WASTE

“That mountain is evil.” OK? Maybe we? Shouldn’t? Make our war camp next to it?

Then later --> Aragorn: “lol bye I’m going to go grab some evil army from the evil mountain” (I guess? You’d think the dude would have the courtesy of telling the rest of the army he’s grabbed about his janky plan to get reinforcements before going into the evil mountain to possibly never return????)

Gandalf: MORE CONCUSSIONS

Rohan army appears: VERY COOL. EXCELLENT. I LOVE THEM. GO GO GO

WAR ELEPHANTS

That one elephant man looks like he should be screaming WITNESS ME.

#as you can tell I have no idea what's happening! #Gimli is my favorite though

[silmaspens]

Here’s some more Two Towers podcast title cards :)

#gasp we get to hang out with faramir #and stupid stinky gremlin bitch #the rangers of ithilien look like assassins and I’m at peace with that #waterfall says gay rights #lol #podcast #my art #tolkien #illustration #two towers #LOTR #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #nearamir #faramir #where ever you areamir #gollum

[messiambrandybuck]

Faramir: I’m sad.

Pippin: don’t be sad. because sad backwards is das

Pippin: and das ist no good

#incorrect lotr #icorrect lord of the rings #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect lord of the rings quotes #incorrect quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #pippin #pippin took #peregrin #peregrin took #nearamir #faramir #wherever you areamir

[evilponds]

no one ever talks about faramirs younger brother, nearamir

#whereveryouareamir #sorry.

[sunflowerdales]

nearamir, faramir, wherever you areamir

#faramir #lotr

[samwises-potsandpans]

Welcome!

This is an LOTR/Hobbit blog! I will be posting things about my favorite characters and such.

Everything on this blog will be SFW, except for minor cuss words when necessary.

I am creating a tagging system of sorts. It’ll be for all of the stuff I’ve either reblogged or created. It’s still a work in progress:

#leggy your ada is here: Any Legolas content

#samwise my brave samwise: Any Samwise content

#kili how dare you die (angry/affectionately): Any Kili content

#tauriel deserved better: Any Tauriel content

#my dear frodo: Any Frodo content

#nearamir faramir: Any Faramir content

#aragorn son of arathorn son of….: Any Aragorn content

#arwen got what she deserved which is aragorn: Any Arwen content

#pippin you fool: Any Pippin content

#blibo baggins of bag-end: Any Bilbo content

#thranduil your leggy is here: Any Thranduil content

#eowyn is no man: Any Eowyn content

#merry you not-fool: Any Merry content

#boromir shouldn’t have died: Any Boromir content

Enjoy!

#leggy your ada is here #kili how dare you die (affectionately) #samwise my brave samwise #tauriel deserved better #my dear frodo #nearamir faramir #aragorn son of arathorn son of….. #arwen got what she deserved which is aragorn #pippin you fool #blibo baggins of bag end #thranduil your leggy is here #eowyn is no man #merry you not-fool #boromir shouldn’t have died

[vakarians-babe]

top five bad puns!

some of these aren’t really puns but like you get the idea 

1. ‘feeling a little thorny?’ (dragon age stans will understand)

2. any restaurant name that’s like ‘garden of eatin’ or like a play on a food word

3. my last name is water-related so i get a lot of mileage out of pointing at bodies of water and saying that’s my relative. do people hate it? yes. do i love it? yes.

4. variations on ‘its just a little chili’

5. Sauron/Sauroff, Faramir/Nearamir

[mothric]

I’ve never seen or read Lord of the Rings*. Here’s what I’ve learned through cultural osmosis:

*my sister forced me to sit through Two Towers when I was 10 and would’ve rather been playing Pokemon, so I hardly have any memory of it and therefore it doesn’t count

basic plot:

a Hobbit named Frodo is tasked with throwing an evil ring into an evil volcano and he tries very hard to not also become evil along the way 

he succeeds at the first thing and only sorta succeeds at the second thing 

also a bunch of friends tag along like an RPG

also there’s a war? I haven’t figured out where that’s supposed to fit in

or the giant sentient trees. I know they’re in there but why and also how

everything is set in alternate New Zealand (Old Zealand?)

there is an awful lot of wandering through forests, especially in the second movie, which according to my memory is at least 90% trees (not the talking kind) and some horses (I don’t think they can talk either)

Dumbledore dies?? unknown

it’s all a metaphor for Jesus somehow

there’s also a prequel starring Martin Freeman and Bendydick but we don’t talk about those

characters:

Frodo and Sam are ride-or-die. I’m assuming Frodo would’ve gone full evil if Sam wasn’t there

Frodo & Sam are the Serious Hobbits and Merry & Pippin are the Comedy Relief Hobbits

there’s a Good Gandalf and a Bad Gandalf one of them is grey one of them is white one tells the truth the other only speaks in lies

Good Gandalf carries a big stick and dispenses fatherly wisdom. Bad Gandalf probably fronted for a metal band and encourages kids to do Satanism

there’s a dwarf (Grimly?) who’s like,,, short Hagrid

Boromir is ‘one does not simply’ guy. he has a brother (?) named Faramir and every time I see that name I think “but where’s Nearamir?” and snicker to myself. I don’t know anything about these characters except that Boromir seems like a real downer

Legolas is a pretty-boy elf who either gets on people’s nerves or everyone else gets on his nerves, I can’t remember which

”Legolas Legolas what do your elf eyes see” “they can see you’re being a lil bitch” is probably a real exchange that really happened

Arwyn is also an elf. at some point she glows and sings and it’s Very important

Gollum used to be an adventurer like you, but then he took an evil ring to the psyche. it turned him into a horrible little gremlin man with a penchant for riddles. he has a second name that sounds like a Pokemon but I can’t remember it

Big Evil Eye ... dunno what he does. don’t think I want to know

in the books there is a C. S. Lewis easter egg in the form of Tree

races / classes:

Hobbits (known for being hardcore introverts who like beer and potatoes but they can party hard also don’t try to take their land they’ll shank you)

humans (boring)

orcs (bad)

dwarves (good)

elves (20/20 vision, live forever, can’t tell lies?)

dragons (probably evil but very cool)

wizards (Extremely cool regardless of alignment)

Trevenants (I don’t know their actual name)

if there’s more than these I haven’t heard about them so they are probably not that important

books vs. films:

either I’m not privy to the debate on which is better or the books and films are equally good in their own right

I’ve also heard the soundtracks are good but personally I only know the two motifs that got memed to death in the hit classic “Taking the Hobbits to Isengard” (2006)

I have heard it said that Tolkien was the kind of person who’d stop and contemplate a blade of grass for half an hour and it shows in his writing

reading the books allows you to unlock Hidden Ability: Elvish 

people will literally murder you if you do not watch the extended editions of the movies so tread lightly and keep your bladder empty bc there are no pee breaks where we’re going

important quotes:

one does not simply walk into mordor 

they’re taking the hobbits to isengard 

my precious

you shall not pass

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

and something about second breakfast which,, isn’t that just brunch? brunch is what that is

as you can see I know just enough to fool people (for like 5 minutes) into thinking I might have seen the movies once while half asleep and this might be why I have gone so long without actually seeing them. 

please do not murder me

#lord of the rings #lotr #may 2019

[idjitlili]

Faramir x reader

Imagine being Thranduils secret child, born way after Thranduils wife had died, it was around the time of the fellowship of the ring. Thranduil forces legolas to take you with him , so you could have a relationship with him. Then you meet Faramir

Warning :parent death

Word count:1679

(Not my gif)

You knew there was something different about you compared to other girls.The letter revealed that your father was an elf, and lived in Mirkwood, and you had a half brother. You made your way to Mirkwood in search of your father , you mother told you as a child she told your father was dead. For your on benefit, because of the king was to have a halfbreed child it would have caused threats to you and your father. Your mother didn’t want to endanger you.

You had arrived in Mirkwood making your way through the forest. You had been surrounded by elves, With their bows aimed at you. You were shocked at the least.

A ginger elf spoke up “you are trespassing in the kings forest, why?”

You had gulped nervously,” I am trying to get to mirkwood , to see my father.”

“Your father is an elf.” One had questioned you disgusted.

“Yes.”

“Who?”

“Uh his name is Thranduil.” Multiple gasps were heard, they had grabbed you and pulled you to the king. He had questioned you similarly.

“What brings you my realm young one.” His eyes like daggers as he held his head high.

“I am in search of my father,sir.” You looking briefly to your feet.

“Who may that be?” He spoke circling you.

“I don’t know him , only his name, Thranduil.” He gasps , what the fuck was with the gasps, his head snapped towards you and his blond hair flying with. “Leave us!” He spoke to his guards.

“How do I know you aren’t lying?” He snarled, the thought of someone impersonation his daughter was a stretch but you could never be too carefully. His eyes wondered over you taking in your features you did look like the women that he had slept with.Horny bitch.

“Why would lie, can’t you bring him to me. He will know of my mother ,y/m/n ,l/n “ he gasped again , you wanted to clamp his mouth closed stop gasping.

“I cannot.” Your heart sank, he is dead. “As he is already infront of you.” You gasped , this majestic man was your father, you were not majestic, he wasn’t as majestic as Thorin though.

“Y-your my f-father. A king?!” You we try e beyond shocked.

“Yes, my daughter. May I ask what has brought you to me,now?” Pet names already damn boy.

“My mother she’s dead “ thranduils mouth gap open, with sadness. “She got sick, i couldn’t do anything. Mother didn’t have a lot.”

“I am sorry about your mother, she was a lively soul. I must find out more about you, I am assuming you wish to live here? Am I correct.” He spoke gently for the first time.

“Yes , I am embarrassed to have to ask, I could not seek a job at 16. As no one would hire.i had to come here , aswell mother had wrote you a letter.” You grab the letter from your small bag handing it to him. He takes it ,opening it.

His face changes to multiple emotions as he reads ,a tear streams down his face. You didn’t know if your mother was a fling or not but now it was clear it was more than that.

“You will stay here with me, as my daughter.” He walks towards you surprisingly hugging you, which you hug back. He didn’t seem to be a man that showed affection ,you were glad to finally have a father.

For the next two years you lived with your father , he grew to love you very much , as you did too. He took you to see Elrond were Legolas was , your brother and told you , you were to accompany him on his mission. He didn’t know it was dangerous , otherwise he wouldn’t have made you go. But you became close to legolas , apart of the fellowship of the ring.

“Legolas...” you dragged out his name , annoyingly.

“Yes , y/n.” He turned to see you lacking behind.

“My legs are tired.”

“What do you want me to do about it?”

“Elves are supposed to be strong, so can you carry me pleaseeeee.” You pleaded, frowning.

He lowered down so you could get onto his back, wrapping your arms around his neck. He carried you for hours with no struggle.

“Thank you brother, so kind.”

“Wait , legolas is your brother I thought you were human.” Boromir questioned.

“I am secret love child of Thranduil and y/m/n.i am half elf have human. I hadn’t met legolas until this journey.”

“Wow , you are not stuck up like legolas.” Gimil chuckled at himself.

Legolas smacked him.

Legolas has sent you with Gandalf , and pippin to Gondor. To prevent you from harm, you wanted to stay with him , but he forced you to go.

Pledging your service to denethor , along with Pippin , as Boromir gave his life saving yours and the hobbits lives. You saw the way he treated his last son Faramir , it made you disgusted , wish that your son that was alive to be dead instead of his brother. Who says that sorta thing. Totally douche move.

Faramir caught your eye, staring at you for a moment. You sent Faramir a sympathies look , in which he looked away heartbroken at his fathers words. He turned around and left without a glance toward his father.

Your next in counter with Faramir ,was when you had been fighting alongside Gandalf. When pippin has run out calling for Gandalf. “denethor is burning Faramir alive!” He shouted in distress.

Both you and Gandalf ran towards Pippin , as he led you to their location. Gandalf forced the doors open, just as denethor grabbed a torch droppping it , lighting him and Faramir on fire.

Pippin quickly pushes Faramir out of the fire, despite denethor yells, rip buddy. You run to Faramir last side. “ is he alive?” You question pippin, Faramir opens his eyes, he smiles slightly at you. “Don’t die , Faramir we will get you to the healers.” He nods his head in agreement closing his eyes again.

You and Gandalf and pippinhad gotten Faramir to his chambers, and healers has tended to his wounds. But Gandalf insisted you to stay with Faramir. Leaving you on your own with unconscious Faramir.

You sat in a chair next to Faramirs bed , reading a random book. Unknowingly to anyone else you had been friends with Faramir ,when you was younger ,not Boromir because he was older and denethor made him train most days.

You and your mother moved when you were 14, that was the last time you saw Faramir. But here you were at his side, years later. You didn’t think he remembered you , yet you wish he would.

After a few hours of sitting by Faramir , you had fallen asleep. But Faramir was awake but you didn’t know that, he was staring at you, peacefully sleeping , he knew he recognised you. Then it stuck him,

“Y/n.” He whispered to you, you didn’t awake so he repeated it a little louder “y/n?”

You simply ‘hmm’ in response, your eyes stay closed “y/n, your eyes shot open. You looked towards the noise. You eyes winded when you see Faramir wide awake , his face tired , pain inflicted in his eyes.

“How long have you been awake?” You question quietly.

“Not long.” He groaned out.

“Do you want anything? I’ll go get you water.” You rushes out now fully awake, getting up, but you are pulled back by your wrist. You turn to look at Faramir is sitting up now.

“no stay, I am fine , plus there’s water right there.” He points to his bed side table. “Oh.”

“ I remember you , y/n.” He smiles at you ,as you stand over him and his hand still holding your wrist.

“You do)”

“Yeah, thank you for staying with me. I have missed you.” He replies roughly from his dry throat, his thumb rubbing your wrist.

“I did too.” You smile widely at him.

“How is your mother?” He questioned, sincerely.

“She died two years after I left..so I went looking for my dad, and lived with him. Then he sent me on this quest with my brother.” You knew Faramir lost his mother when he was young.

“Oh I’m so sorry.” He smiles lightly,

“It’s okay. Anyways I should go get the healer.” You go to walk and he tugs you back again.

“No, please y/n. C-can you just lay with me?” He stutters out.

You walk close to the bed removing your shoes swiftly, Faramir shuffles over giving you roll , you lay next to him. He wraps his arm around your shoulder, pulling you close.

“Are you sure this doesn’t hurt you?” You look up into his eyes that are looking back down at you. “I’m fine. Don’t worry.” He smiles.

“I am sorry about Boromir, he was good man.” He rubs his hfingers on your shoulder gently.

“He was, I’m glad to you came back, so I’m not alone.””

“Me too Faramir.” You lean closer to him, snuggling your head into his neck, wrapping you arm over his middle. He chuckles at your h/c hair tickling his neck. You lift your head to place quick kiss on his cheek.you grin at at him.

“I have loved you since I was prepubescent.” He flirts.

“Damn me too. I love you.” You pull him into a tight hug again.

“Wanna hear a joke?”

“Yeah”

“Once you were Faramir but now you are nearamir.”

Today would’ve been my prom , in England we only have one so I had a prom by myself for ten minutes

#the hobbit imagine #lotr imagine #lotr x reader #lord of the rings x reader #lord of the rings imagine #faramir imagine #faramir x reader #faramir

[agentverbivore]

@astrotimbre: while I was reading LOTR I kind of forgot Boromir’s name, so whenever they talked about Faramir, I kept thinking to myself “oh yeah, where’s his brother, Nearamir?”

me: that’s fair, that sounds appropriately Tolkienian.

astrotimbre: yeah! and I thought it made sense, like - while one is Far-from-here, the other’s Near-to-here.

me: *bursts out laughing*

#astrotimbre #LOTR #Faramir #Boromir #I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP LAUGHING #this is also particularly apt and hilariously sad if you think abt Denethor naming them that #and how much he'd want Faramir to be far away while he'd one Nearamir (Boromir) to be nearest to him #amazing #lotr meta #Verbivore squishes T #MC MK #my post