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I just learned that Balin apparently met Frodo on one of his visits to Bilbo and would tell him about his travels I'm going to cry

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“May I?” “You may.”

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#the perfect song choice honestly

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we haven't had a true tumblr sexyman in years. Sans was like the last one. I can still see his weird glowing goo ghost dick when I close my eyes. that kind of absolute derangement just doesn't happen anymore. some people just liking Astarion and Senshi a lot is not the same. a true tumblr sexyman makes this website absolutely unusable

#'the sexymen are killed in their infancy' #this sentence will haunt me forever i think

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did i ever post this here

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this is the izutsumi of aw shucks guess we got worked up over nothing. reblog to realize things are not as bad as they seem

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Imagine that. Hiring people who specialize in solving social problems works better than giving your high school bully, who can’t solve a cereal box maze, a gun and qualified immunity. #shocker

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#im seeing way too many posts comparing chilchuck to jerma #stop #im never going to be able to unsee it at this rate #have mercy

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This is probably my favourite photo on the internet

#Sensei voice: bweeh

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based on the jerma compilation thumbnail

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#snake because bones? #do frogs have bone...? #i dont think so but like.... they probably do don't they #hmmm..

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gecko mating call sounds edited over this gif of chilchuck

#STOOOPPPPPO #its 2am i dont have the mental fortitude for this

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In the spirit of Dungeon Meshi I think that Muppets could be considered a type of monster in the dungeon and that Laios would absolutely try to eat felt stuffing and fabric. And it would taste horrible UNTIL they cut inside it deep enough past the felt to reach the puppeteer meat which I feel should look enough like a human hand to fuck with them but enough like a monster that they're like sure. why not.

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#full on guessed mouse only because theyre called Fledermaus in German lmfak #lmfao*