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starwrighter · 2 years

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Just a random thought that I turned into a prompt.

I've seen a few posts where Danny can shapeshift but usually he's shapeshifting into animals like crows and cats. For this prompt, hear me out... He shapeshifts into a person. Shocking concept I know! But he doesn't shapeshift into any person he shapeshifts into one of the Batfam, specifically he shapeshifts into Dick. Specifically Dick because he's the one I think is least likely to immediately try to murder Danny for being a clone or write it off as a hallucination from sleep deprivation.(*cough*Tim *cough*)

He doesn't shapeshift into Dick because he knows who he is. Danny has no clue who Gotham's vigilantes or the Wayne's are, Amity park was very isolated even before the portal opened. Danny shapeshifted because he was hungry and walking into a restaurant with his own appearance made people act hostile or pitying towards him. He's been called all types of names from Mutant to Troq and has since learned it was easier to shapeshift to get food then to deal with that.

Danny only shapeshifted into Dick because he was one of the first people he saw while walking around Gotham. In Danny's mind he just shapeshifted into a random person he saw on the street the day before. He's just in it to get fast food, he doesn't think anything of it. Though, he is a little taken aback when the cashier casually calls him a dick, but maybe this dude is a regular that's on friendly terms with the staff. Danny got his greasy food and all is well, that is untill he lock eyes with the real Dick who looks confused but not surprised.

The two of them lock eyes and it's like the spiderman meme for a few second until Dick, in a brilliant moment of intelligence decides to give chase... In public.

Danny's not willing to give up his fast food so easily. He is 100% willing to go through a cartoonishly long chase scene for his over salted fries. So it's just Dick chasing Danny with both of them doing circus level acrobatics.

It would just be Dick chasing Danny at full speed like "This is identity theft!"

And Danny snapping back with "Fuck you! Let me enjoy my lunch in peace Dick!"

He doesn't know Dicks name he's just calling him a dick, but this solidifies it in Dicks mind that he is a clone. So when Dick finally runs Danny into a dead end he demands to know who created him. Danny's confused as hell cause the suspiciously acrobatic civilian is calling him clone and demanding to know who made him. Not wanting to deal with being called a clone he responds to Dick's question.

"Uh... my parents created me dude. I'm just a shapeshifter I don't know what to tell you," after saying that he shapeshifts back a shovels a handful of fries into his mouth.

Dick is utterly baffled when his not clone turns into a small fanged child that looks to be about Damian's age when they were first introduced. He's just staring awkwardly as this kid wolfs down food like he hasn't seen a decent meal in months. The entire time Danny's stuffing his face Dick's have a mental debate on whether or not he should take Danny home to Bruce or not. If he doesn't, the severely malnourished child doesn't get a proper meal but if he does bring the kid back he has to admit that he chased a suspected clone in public and ignored the fact the gear he had on him detected the shapeshifters heartbeat in his stomach before he shapeshifted back into his true form. (My personal headcannon that Danny cannot change where his heartbeat would beno matter how big or small he is)

Dick ends up bribing Danny with food to come back with him.

(Sorry if this was bad I wrote this at three am. Also smart bby Danny is my heart and soul!)

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #danny phantom crossover #Dc #danny phantom prompt

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punkeropercyjackson · 4 months

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Punk Percy Jackson headcanons but by an actual punk instead of someone who thinks skateboarding is an aesthetic

So first off this will include my Pjo self-insert Lex de los Santos since i'm a book!Percy selfshiper(and Walker is my little guy so expect lots of appreciation for him on this blog too)and if you're gonna be hateful of that,please just scroll past thanks!Now lets get into it:

Always had the punk mindset as seen in canon by her being anti-authority,rebelling against all corruption she sees and being extremely protective and loving towards younger minorities

But was too poor to afford the clothes and piercings and such.Didn't bother him though since he cared more about acting and thinking punk than looking it

Thalia was his first real experience with the subculture headon and that's a big reason why he admired and was lowkey jealous of her along with a bit of gender envy

Goes to protests with and does charity work with Rachel

And she buys him a bunch of punk stuff(From punk bussinesses ofc,otherwise what's the point)

Learned to DIY so many things it's a running gag

Riot Grrrl and Mcr fan-Also not punk but stans Megan Thee Stallion,Ice Spice and Lo-Fi beats too.Also really likes Green Day!!

The specific types of punk Percy is are afropunk(i hc them as half afro-dominican and half black-greek),seapunk(NOT because of Poseidon but because of Sally)and either crustpunk or pastel punk depending wether we're talking her as a bigender transfem and a misc between masc and fem presentation or her as a super femme trans woman.Not for gender roles reasons obviously because that would be ridicioulous but i just think that their lives would be significantly so that leads to a few differences in personalities and tastes

Persephone Ameila has comics!Starfire hair and dyes her faded from gray to white streak sea blue to blend in,Perseo Isadore has dreads and keeps his as is because Lex finds it hot.Here are illustrations of them by @honeypotsworld and @leo-thecactus using bases from the Pjo graphic novels!!

Straight edge

His autism definitely contributes to how how he approaches punkness.Examples include how blunt he is in it and a funny one is that he loves googling the most bizzare ass sounding and/or looking foods to make and eat and calls it 'sticking it to the man' and Lex encourages and joins on both

Their patches jacket has spikes on the shoulders and pockets and frills around the collar and his patches are the dominican,autism and trans flags,the anarchy symbol and ones to represent his most important people-A black mermaid for Sally,a pink rose for Lex,a skull for Nico and a yellow diamond for Hazel.It has a good handful of pins and his collection is ever growing but his favorites are the cat one and the Riptide one Lex made him

Goes on estrogen but light dosages and for a short amount of time compared to full transitions and gets no surgeries.Wears makeup too(*Insert the putting makeup on your gf redraw meme but with Perlex*)and has a tongue ring,an eyebrow piercing and forward helix on both ears

Radicalized Nico and Hazel,who are now goth punk and pastel goth punk.The three of them and Lex are known as 'The Outcast Godlings' because of the usual treatment Hades and Pluto kids get that the first two were no exception to and Percy's and Lex's feelings of isolation and otherness even after getting to Camp Half Blood,all of which were thankfully resolved by the the end of Hoo and the begining of Tales of Dead Seas(My fansequel to it that happens instead of Toa and has them as the mcs)

Exclusively buys his video games and consoles and legos secondhand due to being anti-capitalism

Killed Luke in TLO not only because of being the hero of the prophecy but also because no actual punk wouldn't unalive a fascist who was also a serial ped0phile the second they got the chance.She made sure it was extra painful too and even had Nico use his soul erasing power we saw in BOO on him

Owns a pair of colbat blue and black demonias that Beckendorf got him which are a little tight on him now but he wears them anyway to remember him by

Them and Lex make clothes for Nico and Hazel with Sally's help and play the Team Parents role for them in general♡

Perlex is punk4punk but Lex is pastel punk and solarpunk!!They go on punk dates like going to concerts together in matching outfits and skateboarding and rollerblading in their opposites aesthetics board and skates and defacing public property together <3 Also Percy has the cocky flirty punk guy thing going on you usually see in male characters who are but it's a Lex exclusive

@angel-beloved @floof-ghostie @gummywormlimbs @biandbored

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factual-fantasy · 8 months

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25 asks :00000

@ocinstituterep (Posts in question)

The cooling suits they wear at the beach are the same ones they wear under their uniforms :00 And it doesn't necessarily reflect the sun,, its just a battery powered suit that keeps them cool :}

I wasn't pressured into drawing the art exactly,, but all the questions about it did push me a little into looking into the series more.. That's not really a bad thing though, I did enjoy drawing those pictures soooo-

I get this question a lot <XD When I was first designing my sona I wanted to add something to their hands. At the time my hands were covered in Band-Aids from dry skin and cat scratches. So I thought "Hey! Bandaged/bloody hands would be cool and edgy :DD" So I added them <XDD

Oh yeah, that episode was a bit odd huh? XD I think in my version of Octonauts they didn't go all the way down to its stomach- maybe just into the mouth and got the Puffer fish out.

Now the REAL episode that I basically 100% cut is the cone snail episode. You know why? Cone snails are estimated to have poison strong enough to kill 700 people! And there's NO antidote!! NO ONE would have survived being stung. Not even the Captain. They all would have died and left Peso abandoned on a ship full of the bodies of his friends in the middle of the ocean... :x pretty dark huh-

@britneyt

Thank you! :DD

@gregorythechild

XD I was getting tired of Gregory being a little snot. In game and in the fandom. So once again I made a character good out of spite! XDD

SKJAOSKJOSX I DO ACTUALLY XDDD

The basis for my Kirby Anime AU is I just found a way to add all the Metaknights to the story. You know, Axe knight, Mace night, Javelin Knight,,, etc.

This is obviously a SUPER angsty AU. For example, Axe Knight was Metaknight's first follower and best friend. But then he sacrificed himself to save Metaknight. Thinking he failed his soul was restless and he now wanders the galaxy fighting Monsters and honoring Metaknights name.. Not knowing that Metaknight survived. Its a REALLY long story that I should ramble about sometime XDD

I would advise against it,, there are plenty of good reaction images out there to find! I should know, I have 996 of them saved! I'm almost at 1000! XDD

@pinkbomb08

Thank you! And not at the moment no- but I might draw him again someday :}}

@cudlycorncornsworthcoberson

Noooooothingggg... :}}}

@annathefenecfox

I think its because the poor guy probably doesn't have enough free time to practice consistently. Being the Captain he likely has so much to do all the time.. and when he can finally sit down and indulge in hobbies,, he likely would just rather relax and read a book instead. :( Poor fella

Ah, sorry. I don't know of any. <:/

I have actually! :DD I did not sleep good that night :}}}

@invaderdrey

Thank you so much!!!! :DD

Thank you so much! And as for the memes.. ehh, I'd say just to be safe, don't make em. Comments are more than enough. The first thing I do when I wake up is check Tumblr and see if anyone left a comment on my posts. Literally! Comments are the best thing you can give me!

Thank you so much!! :DD

Heck yeah, that's the best part! <XDDD

It definitely depends on my mood, I'm split 50/50 on which one I enjoy more :000

@chickenmilk120

@its-paperd

:DDD Thank you so much!! That means a lot!

@milk-powrit (Post in question)

<XD Thankfully no, Jangles is not an iPad kid. He was just playing on my phone because Bibi and I were conked out and he was bored XDD

@simon-says-lots-of-things

:DD Thank you so much!! And yeah, I don't care what's canon or not. I wont be drawing any lovey-dovey/shippy content unless its with my own original characters. Its just not my thing man, 🤷‍♂️

@twohourstoolong

Thank you! And yeah if I were you I'd ditch pinterest. Any time I have been browsing artwork on google and clicked the link, It always took me to some stolen artwork on pinterest. I'd just rather people never found me then have found me through stolen art on pinterest..

I have not :0 sounds thrilling though! :D

#my response #octonauts

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bachibabe · 4 months

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𝐕𝐈𝐏𝐬 !!

Also known as my mutuals list! Users most dear to my heart in alphabetical order with things that remind me of them below <3 pls lmk if I missed you!!

⊹ ࣪ ˖ AALI જ⁀➴ @tteokdoroki

kittens, fluffy coats, warm mittens, fresh laid snow

⊹ ࣪ ˖ ARSON જ⁀➴ @angsty-microwave

neon purple, cat memes, late nights, living to the fullest

⊹ ࣪ ˖ BRIA જ⁀➴ @planetsano

pastel pink, warm being, fluffy clouds, caring world

⊹ ࣪ ˖ CALLIE જ⁀➴ @oh-katsuki

sunset orange, book stores, regency era, cozy dreams

⊹ ࣪ ˖ DEJA જ⁀➴ @dejwrld

rose quartz, puppy dogs, mall trips, extra sugar in tea

⊹ ࣪ ˖ JEN જ⁀➴ @taiphoric

jade stones, headphones, a welcome home, strong soul

⊹ ࣪ ˖ JES જ⁀➴ @animewomensupremacy

dark green, picnic’s under stars, black cat, cassette player

⊹ ࣪ ˖ JUNI જ⁀➴ @junibugs

warm brown, pretty piercings, white shirts, leather covers

⊹ ࣪ ˖ KIERRA જ⁀➴ @sluttsumu

golf skirts, champagne flutes, diamond necklaces, crystal

⊹ ࣪ ˖ KITTY / BUNBUN જ⁀➴ @kenslilove

early 2000s, pink + blue, stomping in puddles

⊹ ࣪ ˖ LOTTE જ⁀➴ @pparadiselost

white sheets, fancy art, balconies, dancing in the rain

⊹ ࣪ ˖ LUMI જ⁀➴ @koucaine

retro kitchens, old souls, powder flying, laughter and light

⊹ ࣪ ˖ MAC જ⁀➴ @mcdonaldsnumberone

ocean pearls, fish tails, pretty blues, men falling for you

⊹ ࣪ ˖ OAK જ⁀➴ @rinneverse

orange cats, video games, neon lights, fighting for your life

⊹ ࣪ ˖ SORIN જ⁀➴ @todorosie

warm cookies, childhood friends, full hearts, play fights

⊹ ࣪ ˖ STASSIE જ⁀➴ @softwiingz

teddy bears, retro cartoons, comfy couches, pink world

⊹ ࣪ ˖ TALLULAH જ⁀➴ @antizenin

gentle meadow, calm breeze, purple flowers, parasols

⊹ ࣪ ˖ VIE જ⁀➴ @thomae

vintage blue, record stores, matching plushies, warm rain

⊹ ࣪ ˖ YUYU જ⁀➴ @yunymphs

bunnies, princesses and princes, glimmering gems, awake

#‧ ₊ ˚ 🏝️ ⋅ ⊹ resident services .ᐟ

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sahinechan · 2 years

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Third years as incorrect quotes (ft.Mc/Yuu)

Mc/Yuu: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?

Cater: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.

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Lilia: Did you like the food I made?

Mc/Yuu: No, not really.

Lilia: But I put my heart and soul into it!

Mc/Yuu: No wonder it tastes so cold and dead.

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Lilia: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.

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Rook: I just want someone to take me out.

Lilia: On a date?

Idia: With a sniper gun?

Mc/Yuu: Both if you're not a coward.

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Malleus, near tears: Please, Lilia, I don’t speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Leona: I hope you have an explanation for this.

Lilia: We have three actually-

Rook: Pick your favorite.

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Mc/Yuu: Hey Lilia, I’ve got an idea for how to solve this.

Lilia, pulling out a shotgun: Yeah?

Mc/Yuu: Wh- No! That’s not the idea, Lilia!

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Mc/Yuu: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I'm under.

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Mc/Yuu: Thought I was meowing back at my cat for the past hour, but it was just me and Rook meowing at each other from different rooms in the house.

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Cater: Can we go to a haunted house?

Mc/Yuu: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Cater: Wh-what?

Mc/Yuu: Goodnight, Cater.

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Lilia, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

Malleus: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.

Lilia:

Lilia: Water you doing?

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Mc/Yuu: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Trey: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Mc/Yuu: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Trey: But I heard a siren.

Rook: That was Cater.

Cater: Sorry, I got nervous.

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Mc/Yuu: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?

Lilia: What? Like J F K W S Q X-

Mc/Yuu: No, like, U R A Q T.

Lilia: Awwww!

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Trey: I hate taking off my glasses, because without them, my vision goes from Full HD all the way down to buffering at 240p and I just can't handle that.

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Mc/Yuu: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.

Trey: ...Don’t you mean benevolence?

Mc/Yuu: No.

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Rook: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Mc/Yuu: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Vil walks in*

Mc/Yuu: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

#disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland #twst #twst incorrect quotes #twisted wonderland x mc #twst yuu #twst mc #trey clover #cater diamond #leona kingscholar #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #idia shroud #malleus draconia #lilia vanrouge

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wizofwaterdeep · 4 months

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types of people : dungeons & dragons hc meme

𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐼𝐴𝑁 ⚔ toothy grins , stories around the campfire , clothes covered in pet hair , hot temper , old pants , heartbeat in head , potatoes and steak , beaded jewelry , bruises like galaxies , mementos , backpack stuffed full , spontaneous road trips , air ripped from lungs .

𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐷 ⚔ homemade bread , white lies , easily excited , trying on hats , band geek , pep talks , no impulse control , sunsets , vintage fashion , long showers , following dreams , rosy cheeks , song mash-ups , loves easily , animated storyteller , full of comebacks .

𝐶𝐿𝐸𝑅𝐼𝐶 ⚔ list of wishes , biting their tongue , band-aids , shoulder to cry on , morning sun , necklaces , trial and error , homemade quilts , formal clothing , astrology fan , messages in bottles , pleated braids, speaking up for friends , feathers , motivational quotes , vivid dreams .

𝐷𝑅𝑈𝐼𝐷 ⚔ bird watching , shy kid , wind chimes , trying to whistle , summer camp , apple orchards , lost in their head , glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling , saving worms off the sidewalk , bare feet , thunderstorms , numb fingers , braided hair , naming potted plants .

𝐹𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝐸𝑅 ⚔ goose bumps , adventure , chewing nails , cares deeply but can’t show it , bronze locks , no sleep , taste of iron , never forgets , combat boots , stories behind scars , table for one , official soundtracks , sore calves , trusts themselves the most .

𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐾 ⚔ always trying to be better , wanderlust , meditation , sleeping in hammocks , nostalgia , minimalist design , breath of fresh air , baby animals , volunteering , perfectionist , doesn’t care about fashion , healthy snacks , noticing the little things .

𝑃𝐴𝐿𝐴𝐷𝐼𝑁 ⚔ school uniforms , thick jackets , sleeping with the windows open , logical advice , scrapbooking , compasses, i fight for my friends , sculpture gardens , cold morning air , big soul , likes routine , secret romantic , last to get jokes , sunflowers , practical presents , misty weather .

𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑅 ⚔ herbal tea , smell of rain , blinking away tears , camping trips , collecting bones , swiss army knives , first impressions , anxious thoughts , burnt marshmallows , too competitive , clothes lines , messenger bags , holding grudges , gets along better with animals than people .

𝑅𝑂𝐺𝑈𝐸 ⚔ flirtatious sarcasm , adrenaline rush , picking dirt out from beneath their nails , social chameleon , clashing clothes , self-deprecating jokes , sits in chairs wrong , smudged eyeliner , eats nothing or everything .

𝑆𝑂𝑅𝐶𝐸𝑅𝐸𝑅 ⚔ infectious laugh , family trees , shivers down their spine , lipstick and roses , mood swings , clumsy , believing in destiny , high expectations , sleeping in darkness , collection of nail polish , passionate , good grades but never studies , poetry books , blowing kisses , not knowing their own strength .

𝑊𝐴𝑅𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐾 ⚔ knowing everyone’s secrets , envy , earl grey , selective memory , conspiracy theories and cryptids , key-smashing , need to know basis , can’t cook , bags under eyes , experimental art , flickering bulbs , black clothing all year long .

𝑊𝐼𝑍𝐴𝑅𝐷 ⚔ piles of textbooks , cat in lap , keeping a diary , indecisions , scented candles , studying alone in a tavern , lingering touches , museum dates , unanswered questions , taking on too much responsibility , collections , chalk dust , comfy robes , unnecessary apologies , coming home after a long day .

tagged by: @oathwilled & @sorcerav tagging: @sanguisarcana, @myristicisms, @merdeva, @ehrendiil, @chaostring, @spiderwarden & whoever wants to do it!

#✨— — dash games #✨— — headcanons;; gale dekarios (the walking apocalypse)

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of-a-chaotic-mind · 4 months

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9-1-1 Headcanons/Crack

A/N: I found this hiding in my drafts and giggled to myself way too much to not post it lmao.

- Athena kills the spiders. Bobby nopes the fuck away from them as soon as he sees them.

- The team prefers Buck stay away from large amounts of caffeine. Now it's bc they're terrified his heart will give out but before the lightning it was bc the adorable little shit would be bouncing off the walls after one RedBull. (Oh how I miss the days when caffeine gave me that kind of boost)

- Cat People: Buck, Hen, and Bobby

- Dog People: Eddie, Athena, Maddie

- Maddie & Buck take pinky promises VERY seriously. To them they're as serious as signing a legally binding contract or even selling your soul.

- Buck has a tiny adorable sneeze and it's never just one, always a minimum of three. Eddie & Bobby both scream sneeze but usually only once.

- God forbid Buck gets the hiccups. Bc not only do they last forever but he acts like they're gonna kill him.

- The one time the team managed to have a horror movie night the entire living room was covered in popcorn by the end of it bc Buck & Eddie hate horror movies and every time they got jump scared they flung their popcorn. And holy shit Buck screams like a girl. One of the scares made him scream so loud that he scared Eddie who was sitting right beside him who then launched his popcorn over his head and everyone behind them got showered in popcorn before the bowl landed on Bobby's head upside down like a hat.

- Nobody will even mention a haunted house because one Halloween, Hen snuck up behind Buck and whispered boo. The poor goof started flinging his arms around and accidentally smacked the shit out of Hen.

- Saw a meme with Buck thats said something about whats the word for when your hands are bisexual. Here's my take. Buck was trying to explain that he is ambidextrous one day but couldn't remember the word. "Damn it, what the hell is the word for when you can- for when- bisexual hands?!" Hen laughed so hard she nearly pissed herself before answering him "Ambidextrous, Buck."

- Saw someone headcanon that Hen and Buck bought Eddie a fake plant and convinced him was real as a prank. I think pranks are a common occurrence around the 118 but that prank specifically is the longest running and is stil going despite the fact that Buck nearly bursts into a fit of giggles every time he sees Eddie water the damn thing. Eddie actually knows its fake but his friends get a kick out of it so he plays along.

- The word's hippopotamus and Worcestershire are running jokes/challenges for the 118 team. For hippopotamus the challenge is to fit as many ps in there as possible. For Worcestershire it's just seeing who can pronounce it the most incorrect way.

- Buck loves to research shit right? He also enjoys reading. However, just because he can read big words doesn't mean he pronounces them correctly. The team is often lovingly correcting him on his pronunciation. Or sometimes he'll straight up spit out a word and hope they can play auto correct for him and figure it out.

- Hen can smell a budding romance from a mile away. She's also the queen of bets. So far, she holds the record for most bets won amongst the 118.

- Somehow various slang has made its way into 118's vocabulary. No one will ever forget the night Buck made dinner and Bobby took a bite before proceeding to claim it was "bussin'". Or the way Eddie always tells people "don't be so salty."

- The best people at sensing when Buck is about to be Buck are Maddie, Bobby, and Athena.

- Occasionally, someone will host a grill out and yep you guessed it, Bobby and Chimney man the grill (mostly Bobby) in full dad attire. When asked why, their response had the same vibes as "for shits and giggles".

- Buck has taken a liking to the phrase "Fuck it we ball," which terrifies everyone.

- That one tiktok audio but make it Eddie & Buck: Eddie: *lots of angry spanish* Buck: Someone tell me what he's saying! Wtf is he saying?! Dude, I don't speak Taco Bell! Buck can somewhat keep up with and understand it when Eddie is speaking slowly due to his time in Peru but damnit his brain doesn't process fast enough to translate the angry Spanish.

- Everyone has a habit of leaving their LAFD hoodies laying around and Buck has a habit of picking them up and pulling them on when he's cold without paying attention to what name is on the back. He once wandered up to dinner with Diaz written across his back. No one batted an eye except Eddie who pointed it out. Buck's only response was, "I knew this didn't smell right." Buck has also been caught wearing Bobby's hoodie a few times.

- Wait a damn minute. Let's talk scents. Buck wears a cologne that smells like cinnamon and fire. Eddie has a sandalwood or pine vibe. Chimney wears a citrusy scent. Bobby has an herby scent like maybe rosemary or just mint. Hen has a warm and cozy scent vibe to me so maybe vanilla and leather.

Masterlist

#911 headcanons #911 #911 headcanon

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sorcerav · 5 months

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types of people : dungeons & dragons hc meme

𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐼𝐴𝑁 ⚔ toothy grins , stories around the campfire , clothes covered in pet hair , hot temper , old jeans , heartbeat in head , potatoes and steak , beaded jewelry , bruises like galaxies , mementos , backpack stuffed full , craigslist furniture , spontaneous road trips , air ripped from lungs .

𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐷 ⚔ homemade bread , white lies , easily excited , trying on hats , band geek , pep talks , no impulse control , sunsets , vintage fashion , long showers , selfies , following dreams , rosy cheeks , song mash-ups , pink lemonade with tequila , loves easily , animated storyteller , full of comebacks .

𝐶𝐿𝐸𝑅𝐼𝐶 ⚔ list of wishes , biting their tongue , band-aids and neosporin , shoulder to cry on , morning sun , necklaces , trial and error , homemade quilts , formal clothing , astrology fan , messages in bottles , pleated braids , speaking up for friends , feathers , motivational quotes , vivid dreams .

𝐷𝑅𝑈𝐼𝐷 ⚔ bird watching , shy kid , wind chimes , trying to whistle , summer camp , apple orchards , lost in their head , glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling , hoodies , thrift shopping , saving worms off the sidewalk , pig latin , bare feet , thunderstorms , numb fingers , braided hair , naming potted plants .

𝐹𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝐸𝑅 ⚔ goose bumps , leather jackets , adventure , chewing nails , cares deeply but can’t show it , bronze locks , no sleep , taste of iron , netflix binges , never forgets , combat boots , stories behind scars , table for one , official soundtracks , sore calves , trusts themselves the most .

𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐾 ⚔ always trying to be better , wanderlust , meditation , sweat pants , old photographs , yoga , sleeping in hammocks , nostalgia , minimalist design , breath of fresh air , baby animals , volunteering , perfectionist , doesn’t care about fashion , healthy snacks , noticing the little things .

𝑃𝐴𝐿𝐴𝐷𝐼𝑁 ⚔ school uniforms , thick jackets , sleeping with the windows open , logical advice , scrapbooking , compasses , i fight for my friends , sculpture gardens , cold morning air , big soul , likes routine , secret romantic , last to get jokes , sunflowers , practical presents , misty weather .

𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑅 ⚔ herbal tea , smell of rain , blinking away tears , camping trips , collecting bones , swiss army knives , first impressions , anxious thoughts , bobby pins , burnt marshmallows , too competitive , clothes lines , messenger bags , holding grudges , gets along better with animals than people .

𝑅𝑂𝐺𝑈𝐸 ⚔ flirtatious sarcasm , candid photos , lost phone chargers , adrenaline rush , picking dirt out from beneath their nails , social chameleon , clashing clothes , self-deprecating jokes , claw machines , sits in chairs wrong , smudged eyeliner , has too many sunglasses , eats nothing or everything .

𝑊𝐴𝑅𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐾 ⚔ knowing everyone’s secrets , backpack covered in pins , envy , being in walmart late at night , earl grey , selective memory , conspiracy theories and cryptids , key-smashing , need to know basis , can’t cook , bags under eyes , experimental art , flickering bulbs , black clothing all year long .

𝑊𝐼𝑍𝐴𝑅𝐷 ⚔ piles of textbooks , cat in lap , keeping a diary , indecisions , scented candles , studying alone in a café , lingering touches , museum dates , unanswered questions , taking on too much responsibility , collections , chalk dust , comfy robes , unnecessary apologies , coming home after a long day .

tagged by: @peacereflected tagging: @sanguisarcana, @hellishomens, @oflolth, @strmsrcr, @wizofwaterdeep, @oathwilled & you!

#› musings ‹ 𝕚 𝕒𝕞 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖𝕞𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 ☽#( ya this bitch is a full ass sorcerer )#( shout out to warlock tho? and the lack of things in wizard sends me )

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eskiworks · 1 year

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I just got back from my first road trip for FUN reasons in many many years (previous ones have been all about helping sick and elderly inlaws) and I now have 9 days of tumblr to catch up on. I honest to god love this part of my day to day life, because you are all full of art, cats, meme, and shitposts and it fills my soul with happiness.

I am also super eager to get back to painting, and I have a metric fuck ton of work to do.

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cacozealous-cat-hours · 2 months

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<<call me anything that isn't a slur/insult, I wanna see what folks come up with

<<pronouns are: surprise me >8)

<<postin' some of the little worldstuffs I made here 8)

<<notes:

<<(most of my original posts are just weird memes so watch out if you're expecting worldbuilding or something)

List of current fandoms and corresponding AUs (under the cut):

Monday Fight Rankin (possibly an ex-name) - Ghost Town

Based on the lore around spirits. The main characters are chilling in a once-abandoned village (possibly fishing-based, but I haven't decided.) now inhabited by spirits called Ghost Town (literally). Mostly hidden from the rest of the world to prevent disruption of their peace, but regularly interact with the regular human-inhabited village nearby.

Rainworld: Hearth AU

Set around/after the Saints campaign, a still living iterator managed to move on from the Triple Affirmative, now taking care of a slugcat and scavenger colony, and is trying to rally other groups under her since y'know, the world is a freezing wasteland now.

Undertale- Tingetale

A hidden monster village on the surface managed to survive due to the power of said tinged souls but ended up getting discovered after the underground monsters were freed, now they have to adapt to modern society, or rather had.

Homestuck- Aphtraldis

Trolls are a bit different now, especially the hemospectrum/caste system, part of a group of species called Cinerians and are related to Carapacians through this.

Traditional trolls mostly exist in folklore only, as the Duskhorned.

Solarballs- Rhamnousian System

Set in the far future, in a red giant system, if you check the etymology of Rhamnousia, there are extra hints for lore. Otherwise, they are just chilling as the universe slowly dies.

Flatland- 6 Pals Perspective

Over many years in the past, some flatland refugees managed to escape the 2nd dimension, eventually accumulating. This resulted in the first flatlander village in the 3rd dimension being founded. The story is from the perspective of 6 kids in this village of varying shapes, from a triangle to an octagon. The biggest difference here is the saying "once a line, always a line" no longer holds in the 3rd dimension, the once lines collapsing into simply slimmer versions of shapes (painfully if they weren't born that way), like an in-between of Flatland the Movie and the Film, and everyone is somewhat irregular due to not being built for 3rd-dimensional gravity. Clinical irregularity, (not important anymore either, unless related to something like scoliosis or developmental issues) starts around a 10° deviation but also depends on side amount, basically if it looks lopsided enough, it's lopsided.

Dayshift at Freddys - N/A

Not quite a full AU but an idea where everything stays around the same, except there's a character that can interact with and get possessed by the kiddie ghosts willingly. She has to avenge their deaths or get pestered by them for the rest of her life, which would've been cut short already had The Incident leading to the ghost-seeing been successful.

DND - Whatever the DM (my classmate) calls it

Not my au, just characters but I'd like to spill how ridiculous mine are

The characters I've played as so far are:

A goblin ex-cleric monk (who became a monk because of going through the grilled cheese dimension) named Ooga Booga with freakishly high stats.

And my personal favorite, a tabaxi warlock named Dog who is JUST A KID and WORSHIPS A RAT, he hasn't been used yet actually but guy is literally a poor little meow meow, I got some sad lore for the two of em (even the patron) but I'll reveal that eventually ;) ALSO IN THE GROUP HES IN THERE A GUY THAT SACRIFICES CHILDREN SO PRAY FOR HIM-

Warrior Cats - Fellowship(s) of the Ming(ming)

OH MY GOD HOW COULD I FORGET THIS MY WHOLE SHTICK IS CATS-

Cats live in groups called Fellowships, which are further divided into smaller groups called Sects. There are only two Fellowships, those who live in the west of a mountain called the Nightlongers (not the final name including the other one, it's called that because the mountain blocks any sight of the actual sun for a while), and those who live in the east part are called the Daybracers (I think you can connect the dots)

#I don't know how to tag this #flatland au #solarballs au #homestuck au #undertale au #rainworld au #bones and pumpking ask #maybe???#I can't even call it a spooky month or fnf au cause its just the idea around spirits and going ham about it-#dnd oc #dnd character #warrior cats au

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1moremilgram-enjoyer · 8 months

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Intro post time!

Hello members of the jury! I am 1moremilgram-enjoyer (nickname: FF), and I’m your

Local Amane Momose Apologist!*

*(Her character is nuanced and cannot be reduced to “a pure soul who’s done nothing wrong.” Understand I am aware of this fact and I am only calling myself an apologist in a hyperbolic sense. With that established, I voted her inno because she’s a pure soul who’s done nothing wrong)

This is a Milgram sideblog because it has consumed my brain. My main blog is 1moreff-creator, which is where my nickname comes from. If you want to talk to me about anything non-Milgram related, you might want to go there.

Planning to post analysis of all MVs and covers. Eventually.

Currently Voting:

-Mikoto: Innocent

-Kotoko: Guilty

New to Milgram? Check this post out!

Master List of analysis and theory posts under the cut.

All Prisoners:

>Everyone is Dead Theory [Long]

>Milgram references in Milgram videos [Short]

000 - Es:

>Hibana Cover Thoughts [Short]

001 - Haruka:

>Two Breaths Walking Cover Thoughts [Short]

>Some Thoughts on his Parallels with Yuno (+0910 parallels) [Medium]

002 - Yuno:

>Sticky Bug Cover Thoughts [Short]

>Some Thoughts on her Parallels with Haruka (+0910 parallels) [Medium]

>Hachiko Statue in Umbilical [Short]

003 - Fuuta:

>Mozaik Role Cover Thoughts [Short]

>Background Characters in Bring it On: the Five Man Band trope, user icons and graffiti patterns. [Long]

>Observation on Fiction v Reality [Short]

>Fire and water paralles between him and Amane [Short]

004 - Muu:

>Otome Dissection Cover Thoughts [Short - Medium]

005 - Shidou:

>Liar Dance Cover Thoughts [Short]

>Small Theory on Shidou's "scientific purposes" Note: I misread the VD, it actually says “selfish purposes” so please ignore the science thing. Shidou was, if anything, killing to save people not from his own family before his wife entered a come or whatever happened. (and some words on another theory) [Short]

>Of German and Triage Tags [Short]

006 - Mahiru:

>Psychogram Cover Thoughts [Short]

>Couch Symbolism [Short]

007 - Kazui:

>Lyric Placement and Background Shapes in Cat. [Long]

008- Amane :D

>Purge March Analysis [Long]

>Positive Parade Cover Thoughts [Medium - Short]

>Fire and water parallels between her and Fuuta [Short]

>Magic credits, Katakana vs Hiragana [Short]

009 - Mikoto:

Disclaimer, a few of these talk about Trikoto, but honestly I'm not sure how much I believe that theory now, so take them with a grain of salt

>Full Theory on the Murders [Long]

>Some Thoughts on his Parallels with Kotoko (+0102 parallels) [Medium]

>MeMe and Control over One's Own Destiny [Medium-Long] (Slightly outdated)

>The Wheel of Fortune in Double and the MeMe spreads [Long] (Slightly outdated)

>Dominant Hands in Mikoto’s videos: Part 1 - Part 2 + Accirax explains why maybe it’s not important [Medium] (Outdated please ignore this)

010 - Kotoko:

>HARROW Analysis [Extremely long]

>On the Jacques Roulet cap [Short]

>Kotoko's Clothes in HARROW. [Short-Medium]

>Some Thoughts on her Parallels with Mikoto (+0102 parallels) [Medium]

Others:

>Explaining how voting percentages (generally) work, with Amane's case as an example. [Short] The voting predictions aged not-great as expected, but the main idea stands.

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OH MY GODNESS, YOUR PAGE IS A TOTAL BLESSING FOR THE "OPM X READER" TAG 👏👏 LOVE ALL YOUR HC AND THE ASKS TOO!! You're so talented!! I was wondering if I could ask something similar to your latest hc ask? That, instead of a werewolf, it can be like a mystic tiger/cat or something like that? (LOOK, i've been watching lots of funny cat vids and i can't stop imagine like sai or gen holding reader in the mystic tiger/cat form AND READER JUST SCREAMING LIKE: )

Reader: "PUT. ME. DOWWWWNNNN!!!-" ヽ(≧Д≦)ノ

IM LOVING THIS IDEA HOLD ON I GOT U

(aight I'm thinking that the cat form would be about 1/3 of your size, so can be average looking or fucknormus. Also the transformations are intentional)

Mystical Cat Reader

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Saitama

"So...a partner and a pet all in one...okay."

Total cat guy, but that also comes with a price. He's just as much an asshole as the typical cat

If you're chilling as a complete cat he does fuck with you. Lifts you up and carries you to bother you, calls you stinky or related names, over-pets you, all of that

When you're not a cat he'll do the same sometimes just to poke fun at you. When he's doing this though, it's a way of asking if you can be a cat for a while.

Attempts to capture cursed cat photos.

Your contact image on his phone is his pride and joy when it comes to cured cat photos

He plays hide and seek/tag with you when he's super bored. A very fun game, but he takes it seriously. It can be fucking terrifying

Genos

"I don't recognize this breed in my database."

Very much unfazed as usual there's not an ounce of judgement in this boy's soul

As much as the guy is on the internet he knows all about cat memes and he will try to recreate them. He does like long cat

He got a cat photo of you to go viral once it was pretty cool

Is trying to get a lazer pointer installed in him permanently

Owns a cat backpack to take you around with him everywhere he goes. Keeps sneaking you in hero meetings

Saitama had no idea for the longest time you were also the cat and the person he was suspiciously hanging around a lot. Freaked him the fuck out. But he likes you too

Sonic

"Oh...this is news..."

Also like Saitama, just as much an asshole as the typical cat

Has definitely tried the cucumber thing

He does get you nice treats (real, nice meat) and some toys. Has to calm you down with catnip after he messes with you too much

You get even by laying on his clean clothes and getting fuzz all over them.

Has a spray bottle, but only uses it on you when you're human. Thinks it's hilarious until you turn back into a cat and start attacking his ankles

Always combing your fur when he gets the chance. Out of boredom sometimes but to minimize your fuzballs on his shit

When he's having a bad day sometimes he says "give me the cat" then picks you up and holds you, carrying you with him everywhere till he's calm

Garou

I like the idea he met you as a cat first and was really nice to you, let you follow him around and fed you

Upon finding out you weren't fully a cat it did catch him off guard. Eventually he warmed up to you as a person, but he initially thought you were spying on him

"What the fuck?"

He don't really fuck with you at all, actually. He's very nice and sweet towards you

When you're a full person it's different. He's always teasing you and calls you Kitty instead of your real name for the most part

Doesn't treat you any differently compared to your cat form. He still brings you food and always asks if you're coming along with him (aside from his personal missions)

Doesn't need a cat backpack you're a shoulder cat for him

Likes it when you sleep with him as a cat when he's sick or recovering. Less body weight and heat, equal cuddles

#one punch man #opm #opm x reader #saitama #genos #speed o sound sonic #sos sonic #garou #anime #saitama x reader #genos x reader #sos sonic x reader #garou x reader #caped baldy #opm headcanons #hcs #blonde cyborg #the four horseman of opm

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knightofhylia · 8 months

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Kaleikvi: The Wheel Turns

This kvi I am honouring Kaleitti (nickname Kitti). I started honouring her twin sister in May under the tag 'dsukvi'.

History and Name: She is one of the first spirits that came to me, in the form of a Full Metal Alchemist OC. I was inspired by Alphonse being a soul bound to armor and made her like that as well (she was later confirmed to be a robot). While I was trying to figure out a name, I wanted her nickname to be Kitti but I didn't want her name to be Kathleen (which I think may have been when I first called her?). I messed around with letters and landed on 'Katleitti', which I liked, but when you said it out loud it just sounded like 'cat lady' which I thought was a little cheesy, so I switched it to Kaleitti (Kah-LAY-it-tee) and it's stuck. Years later, when doing some trancework, I learned that 'kale' meant 'river' (she moved her arms like water when she said kale) and 'itti' was an onomatopoeia for 'twinkle twinkle' so her name meant "River of Twinkling Stars" or to us "Milky Way". Role:

A long time ago when I was working with my deities I asked them all what their 'role' was by pulling 3 Tarot cards (This is when my Zelda deck was all I had). Hers as follows:

Eight of Cups Spirit quest, letting go, travel, crave for spiritual deepening The Empress Creativity, nurturing, connect with nature and spirituality The Star Optimism, Peace, Astrology, trust in the universe, healing, renewal

I don't know if her association with the Star card was as strong before but it was cemented after this.

Lore and Description:

She is the daughter of my Hemy, a human incarnation of the Universe. Her twin sister is Dsukinz (Kinnie), who is the deity of Life. Her older brother is Junalahqi (Jun), who is the deity of Death. Kaleitti is the deity of Spacetime. She has infinite incarnations who are named after different time phenomena (Deva Vu, Amnesia, Time Slip, etc). It is their job to maintain the timelines and universes. Typically she has dark blue hair, however, her first incarnation (Big Sis), has auburn hair like her mother and brother. She is the proof that machines have souls.

Appearance:

Typically she has dark skin and dark blue hair with blue eyes like her father. She has a mole under her eye. She has cat ears She is tall and athletically built. She has three tails, one short, one medium, and one long, symbolizing seconds, minutes, and hours. She has an extra thumb on each hand (symbolizing 24 hours in a day). Her face markings symbolize the face of a clock. Her magic colour is Yellow, symbolizing sands of time. Her patron goddess is Euphrym.

UPG story:

Once, I was doing a reading with a related spirit, her brother in law Adamard (adamkvi). The reading felt off, his usual whismy tone was very clear. I noticed all my cards were 10s, which is Kaleitti's number. Curious, I looked up what 101010 (the 3 ten cards I had) meant in binary and it came up as the asterisk, or star *, which is her tarot card! I knew it was her from that and was surprised I figured it out lol

Correspondences:

Animals - cats, goats Astrology - Capricorn, the Moon, the Sun, planets in general Beverage - Root beer Color - yellow, royal blue, silver, gold Crystals - tektite, hematite, lodestone, lepidolite, bismuth, aura quartz Emotions - Joy, Optimism

Epithets: Time Keeper, Silver/Mirror-eyed Flower - Clock Vine Fruit - Starfruit Herbs - Catnip Keywords - Time, Space, Cycles, Network, Internet Kvi - August, symbolizing the unity of the 8 Sisters and 8 is a vertical infinity symbol Meme - Nyan Cat Metal - Silver, Magnesium, Platinum Musical Expression - Pop, lofi, plunderphonics, disco, techno

Number - 10 (the only numbers in binary) Playlist - very WIP Mythical Animal - Sphinx, but instead of a lion it is a Lynx Physical Expression - manipulating playlists, repeating numbers, messages through songs Sense - chronoception Symbol -

#kaleikvi #I KNOW THIS IS LATE bUT I GOT BUSY OOPS #magick #magic #witchcraft #witchblr #witches of tumblr #pagan #paganism #spirituality #spiritual #diy deity #bokh dva'#deity worship #deity correspondences #hevalism #dva'dakh #spirit work

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brydde · 3 months

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𝗧𝗬𝗣𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗣𝗘𝗢𝗣𝗟𝗘: DUNGEONS ﹠ DRAGONS HEADCANON MEME.

𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐼𝐴𝑁 ⚔ Toothy grins, stories around the campfire, clothes covered in pet hair, hot temper, old jeans, heartbeat in head, potatoes and steak, beaded jewelry, bruises like galaxies, mementos, backpack stuffed full, craigslist furniture, spontaneous road trips, air ripped from lungs.

𝐵𝐴𝑅𝐷 ⚔ Homemade bread, white lies, easily excited, trying on hats, band geek, pep talks, no impulse control, sunsets, vintage fashion, long showers, selfies, following dreams, rosy cheeks, song mash-ups, pink lemonade with tequila, loves easily, animated storyteller, full of comebacks.

𝐶𝐿𝐸𝑅𝐼𝐶 ⚔ List of wishes, biting their tongue, band-aids and neosporin, shoulder to cry on, morning sun, necklaces, trial and error, homemade quilts, formal clothing, astrology fan, messages in bottles, pleated braids, speaking up for friends, feathers, motivational quotes, vivid dreams.

𝐷𝑅𝑈𝐼𝐷 ⚔ Bird watching, shy kid, wind chimes, trying to whistle, summer camp, apple orchard , lost in their head, glow-in-the-dark stars on the ceiling, hoodies, thrift shopping, saving worms off the sidewalk, pig latin, bare feet, thunderstorms, numb fingers, braided hair, naming potted plants.

𝐹𝐼𝐺𝐻𝑇𝐸𝑅 ⚔ Goose bumps, leather jackets, adventure, chewing nails, cares deeply but can’t show it, bronze locks, no sleep, taste of iron, netflix binges, never forgets, combat boots, stories behind scars, table for one, official soundtracks, sore calves, trusts themselves the most.

𝑀𝑂𝑁𝐾 ⚔ Always trying to be better, wanderlust, meditation, sweat pants, old photographs, yoga, sleeping in hammocks, nostalgia, minimalist design, breath of fresh air, baby animals, volunteering, perfectionist, doesn’t care about fashion, healthy snacks, noticing the little things.

𝑃𝐴𝐿𝐴𝐷𝐼𝑁 ⚔ School uniforms, thick jackets, sleeping with the windows open, logical advice, scrapbooking, compasses, i fight for my friends, sculpture gardens, cold morning air, big soul, likes routine, secret romantic, last to get jokes, sunflowers, practical presents, misty weather.

𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐺𝐸𝑅 ⚔ Herbal tea, smell of rain, blinking away tears, camping trips, collecting bones, Swiss army knives, first impressions, anxious thoughts, bobby pins, burnt marshmallows, too competitive, clothes lines, messenger bags, holding grudges, gets along better with animals than people.

𝑅𝑂𝐺𝑈𝐸 ⚔ Flirtatious sarcasm, candid photos, lost phone chargers, adrenaline rush, picking dirt out from beneath their nails, social chameleon, clashing clothes, self-deprecating jokes, claw machines, sits in chairs wrong, smudged eyeliner, has too many sunglasses, eats nothing or everything.

𝑆𝑂𝑅𝐶𝐸𝑅𝐸𝑅 ⚔ Infectious laugh, family trees, shivers down their spine, lipstick and roses, mood swings, clumsy, believing in destiny, high expectations, sleeping in darkness, collection of nail polish, passionate, good grades but never studies, poetry books, blowing kisses, not knowing their own strength.

𝑊𝐴𝑅𝐿𝑂𝐶𝐾 ⚔ Knowing everyone’s secrets, backpack covered in pins, envy, being in Wal-Mart late at night, earl grey, selective memory, conspiracy theories and cryptids, key-smashing, need to know basis, can’t cook, bags under eyes, experimental art, flickering bulbs, black clothing all year long.

𝑊𝐼𝑍𝐴𝑅𝐷 ⚔ Piles of textbooks, cat in lap, keeping a diary, indecisions, scented candles, studying alone in a café, lingering touches, museum dates, unanswered questions, taking on too much responsibility, collections, chalk dust, comfy robes, unnecessary apologies, coming home after a long day.

TAGGED BY: @4ger. TAGGING: @chth0nia, @hornetdeath, @merinakoala, @narrated.

#it's a tie on cleric and druid #didn't get a single one on rogue lol #bry.de gives pep talks all the time... but you're more likely to feel insulted than inspired by them because he's... bry.de 🥴

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autumnbrambleagain · 2 years

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okay let’s do this. Dark Souls NPC rankings. bosses not included unless you interact with them in some way other than fighting them

Dark Souls 1:

The Fair Lady: Unquestionably top tier. Donate 9999 Humanity every playthrough. 11/10.

Solaire: Jolly, friendly, iconic. Introduces fundamental parts of the setting to you, joins in your adventures in parallel, two tragic endings. Enduring legacy. 10/10.

Siegmeyer: In quite a pickle! Iconic, fun, tragic. Also joins in your adventures in parallel. Two tragic endings. Great armor set. 10/10.

Lautrec: Didn’t pop off in memes like Solaire or Siegmeyer, but I think easily just as good. 10/10.

Patches: YOU. 10/10.

Quelana of Izalith: Great character, good lore, fierce fashion. Endearing relationship that develops as the game goes on. 9/10.

Priscilla: Mysterious and tragic and also like yeah she’s cute. 9/10.

Alvina: One woulds’st best not think not so unpoorly of this dear cat, no? [Yes][No] Plenty of story, strong presence and personality. Is a cool cat monster. 8/10.

Laurentias of the Great Swamp: Chill dude, good friend, teaches you how pyromancy works. Tragic ending you really feel sad for. 8/10.

Eingyi of the Great Swamp: His devotion is admirable. Sweetest simp. 7/10.

Domnhall of Zena: Aye simwae. Story is pretty sparse but what an impression. 7/10.

Big Hat Logan: Iconic hat. Iconic naked fight in the Archives. Doesn’t bring too much to the table but what he does is great. 7/10.

Frampt: *clacks teeth together* 7/10.

Gough: Great personality, tragic boy, great shot, 7/10.

Ciaran: Incredible fucking fashion and weapons. Shows up on-screen for 10 seconds. Would be way higher if she was more than an easter egg. 6/10.

Anstacia of Astora: Minor role, huge impact, great outfit. 6/10.

Oswald of Carim: What the fuck this is just like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. 6/10.

Crestfallen Warrior: The classic in full form. 6/10.

Andre of Astora: Sure he’s all right. 6/10.

Darkmoon Knight: Good armor, memorable but doesn’t do much. 6/10.

Petrus of Thoroland: Fuck this guy, weird rapist-vibes asshole. Deeply memorable, very hateable, 6/10.

Giant Blacksmith: Yeah all-right. 6/10.

Shiva the East: MORE LIKE SHIVA THE DEC--eh decent fashion but that’s it. 5/10.

Ingward: I literally dressed as him for Halloween once. Otherwise not much to say about him. 5/10.

Marvelous Chester: ... okay? 5/10?

Griggs of Vinheim: Stuck in a barrel. Chasing Logan’s shadow. Some lore implications with him being an assassin? Mostly memorable for the barrel thing. 4/10.

Undead Merchant, Male: Kind of a jackass I guess. 4/10.

Dusk of Oolacile: Memorable, but only because of her circumstances. Kind of a non-character. 4/10.

Blacksmith Vamos: Eh. 4/10.

Rickert of Vinheim: Being in an underground jail is memorable, and he gives you your first sorceries, and I guess he does magic weapon upgrading? But not much else going on. Eh. 3/10.

Reah of Thorolund: Kind of bland. Damsel in distress. She’s there, I guess. 3/10.

Elizabeth: That’s a mushroom. 3/10.

Undead Merchant, Female: Eh. 2/10.

Crestfallen Merchant: Who. 2/10.

Dark Souls 2:

THE RAT KING: MY KING. The hottest Dark Souls character. Runs the COOLEST fucking covenant in any Dark Souls. Has an entire character arc where he starts out reluctantly allowing a human’s service to you becoming “one of the good humans” to you changing his mind and letting him dream that someday humans and rats can live and die together in peace and his voice fucking BREAKS several times with emotion as you change his entire life and fill him with pride, you, his dear SERVANT. AAAA. 99999/10.

Sweet Shalquoir: Whimsical sarcastic fae cat jerk holy fucking shit 11/10.

Weaponsmith Ornifex: Skee hee! So now the boss-weapon vendor in this game is not only a hot monster but she’s adorable and friendly and likes to make spooky dolls too? 11/10.

Lucatiel of Mirrah: A character who adventures with you the entire game AND whose storyline is not only about what it means to be cursed with undeath but asks questions of memory and legacy and identity? With a great fashion?? 10/10.

Gavlan: Gavlan Wheel. Gavlan deal. When you with Gavlan? You wheel. You deel. 10/10.

Titchy Gren: I can’t cum unless you tell me how much you like blood, tell me more about blood please ooh hhhhh blooodddddddd 10/10.

Shanalotte: A lot of cut content keeps her story too secret. But it’s fun to have a guide with a mysterious past that’s with you the whole game. Bearer seek seek lest. 9/10.

King Vendrick: OOO dark souls 2 is just a pointless repeat of dark souls 1 fuck you Vendrick shows there’s an entire new paradigm of Kings with Manus-Shard wives and his story is weird and sad and you spend the entire game chasing after him and when you finally reach him you FINALLY discover... there’s nothing left of him. And then you go back in time and talk to him and it’s even sadder. 9/10.

Head of Vengarl: Talk to a decapitated head in the middle of a foggy, haunted wood, about finding peace in life. 9/10.

Straid of Olaphis: Asshole frozen for a thousand years continues to be an asshole to great applause. Ha ha ha ha! 9/10.

Crestfallen Saulden: This time the Crestfallen Warrior gets a happy ending and it’s wonderful. 9/10.

Laddersmith Gilligan: Gives you one of the nicest looking weapons in the game. Gives you one of the funniest looks in the game if you short-change him and he sets up a death-trap while glaring at you for being stingy while you WATCH him do it. Hilarious. 9/10.

Alsanna, the Silent Oracle: Powerful tragic queen defying her nature out of love. 8/10.

Maughlin the Armorer: You watch the undead curse destroy this man’s mind as the game goes on and it’s fucking heartbreaking but at least he’s happy. 8/10.

Three Firekeepers: Insult you the moment they see you. Tell you it’s Dark Souls and you’re going to die. Also respec you and come to respect you just a little bit. 8/10.

Bellkeeper Mannikin: UNDEAD! UNDEAD! What an amazing, insane jackass. What a GREAT covenant. 8/10.

Grave Warden Agdayne: What the fuck is your deal what is going ON in this setting tell me more I want to know more why is your sword SO BIG why are you so HOT. 8/10.

Jester Thomas: You can summon him AND he invades you so I’m counting it. He doesn’t talk but oh my god the personality this one asshole brings to the table. 8/10.

Darkdiver Grandahl: Darkness Grampa, I’m ready for the bonus dungeons. 7/10.

Felkin the Outcast: Gives you lore about the Dark, gives you cool spells, has the hat that everyone wears because it increases your casts. 7/10.

Benhart of Jugo: Your Siegmeyer equivalent. Uses the Moonlight Greatsword but OOPS it’s a counterfeit. Hilarious. 7/10.

Blacksmith Leningrast: Isn’t Andre. Good dad, faintly tragic story, dumbass locked himself out of his own house. 7/10.

Merchant Hag Melentia: Gives you backstory dump, helps Majula feel less empty, AND is creepy and old? 7/10.

Licia of Lindelt: Fucking miracle scam artist hilarious. 7/10.

Camptain Drummond: Appears in one scene really, but gives a good feel of the history of the world and that it isn’t just about your quest to kill bosses or whatever real people have lived and died between the cycles. 7/10.

Manscorpion Tark: Assigned malewife at birth by Seath. 6/10.

Magarold of Lanafir: I want to fuck this twink violently that’s all. 6/10.

Royal Sorceror Navlaan: Oh THIS asshole again. 6/10.

Rosabeth of Melfia: Vomits on screen for way too long and it’s hilarious. Can dress her as you like. Not unmemorable personality. 6/10.

Stone Trader Chloanne: Tragic story, but doesn’t go much of anywhere--but it’s DS2, part of the point is it doesn’t have a tragic ending. 6/10.

Dyna and Tillo: Gimme the FUCKING whip already. 5/10.

Blue Sentinel Targray: Absolutely average in every way. Nice armor though. Give it to me. 5/10.

Creighton the Wanderer: Nothing special on his own, but pared with Pate their storyline is at least interesting. 5/10.

Mild Mannered Pate: Well, he isn’t Patches that’s for sure, but he does have a fun bit of story. 5/10.

Nashandra: I love you get to talk to her before she’s the final boss, but I wish it was far more substantial than what we get. 5/10.

Ancient Dragon: Incredible lead-up to a confusing pay-off. We all thought he was Aldia but I guess he’s not? Why is he the same as the corpse by Freja? What’s going on. 4/10.

Chancellor Wellager: Eh. Gives you good exposition I guess? 4/10.

Steadyhand McDuff: Shape up, shape up. 4/10.

Carhillion of the Fold: Asshole. 4/10.

Milibeth: Hits you with a fucking ladle. Otherwise not much going on. 4/10.

Cale the Cartograher: I’m going to be honest even looking him up I barely remember anything useful about him. 3/10.

Cromwell the Pardoner: Wishes he was Oswald of Carim. 3/10.

Dark Souls 3

Patches/Lapp: At his absolute peak, the pinnacle of his storyline. 11/10.

Anri of Astora: You go on parallel adventures and they suffer the loss of their friend; then they either die avenging the creepy monster that raised and abused them as kids, or you hijack their story and turn them into your thrall-spouse in a weird mirror emulation of the cycle of kings and their dark-brides. Could have been better served not using the Elite Knight armor. 10/10.

Greirat of the Undead Settlement: He’s just a little guy and he wants to help! Oops--uh oh--oh no. 10/10.

Karla: Shard of Manus that never found a king. Great character, sarcastic but endearing and genuine. 10/10.

Ludleth of Corland: I may be small, but I die a colossus. 10/10.

Singing Cage: Has 4 lines of dialogue and they will never leave my head. Another nana’s disappeared... 10/10.

Firekeeper: Vaguely tragic. Sticks with you even if you decide the entire system is broken and it’s time for the quiet gentle of nothing to settle upon the world. 9/10.

Freide: Lots going on with her, from pretending to be a Priscilla to rule Ariandel, to abandoning Londor’s search for a Dark Lord, to being a failed Lord of Cinder who never linked the flame. Also, yes, fine, one of the best boss fights in the series. 9/10.

Company Captain Yorshka: Oh don’t do this to me oh no don’t ask me how Gwyndolin’s doing oh no oh no. Yes, though, I’m probably a bird don’t worry about it. 9/10.

Irina of Carim: Yeah okay let’s all get super depressed and miserable. 8/10.

Hawkwood the Deserter: This time the Crestfallen Warrior regains his crest and he tries to kill YOU! Okay. Decent twist. 8/10.

Yuria of Londor: You get TWO maidens guiding you this time, and this one’s got a katana and wants you to bring an age of dark. Neat! 7/10.

Eygon of Carim: Oh, THIS asshole. Yeah. Yeah this asshole. 7/10.

Holy Knight Hodrick: Great fashion, great asshole, gets killed by his own daughter. 7/10.

Knight Vilheim: A maille MANTLE? Yes I love that fashion. Doesn’t have much presence beyond appearance and threatening you but like, yeah it’s a good presence. 7/10.

Archer Giant: Okay you hardly interact with him but he’s a MEMORABLE set-piece oh god my standards are so low the NPCs in Dark Souls 3 fucking suck. 7/10.

Yoel of Londor: Does a good job establishing the stakes and setting this time, and is a neat dude. He dies, it’s surprising and sad. 7/10.

Shrine Handmaid: Time-travel fuckery and a cranky grandma make her a fun experience yeah. 7/10.

The Painter: Priscilla’s... daugther? Reincarnation... narrative continuity? It’s good to know the painted world can continue outside of the cycle of light and dark I guess. 7/10.

Horace the Hushed: Basically an accessory for Anri but nah he’s got his own backstory implications going on. 6/10.

Pickle Pee: Pump...a--RUM! 6/10.

Orbeck of Vinheim: Basically a retread of the mage assassins from DS1. Eh. Not a bad remix though. 5/10.

Ringfinger Leonard: At least it’s a covenant with someone to tell you what the covenant is about. 5/10.

Forlorn Corvid Settler: It’s painful to see Ornifex’s people became a bunch of rotting birds dragging their poop around, but that’s a good thing. 5/10.

Drowsy Forlorn: Okay, he only has a few lines of dialogue but it’s such a strong introduction to Ariandel. 5/10.

Slave Knight Gael: Kind of shows up once, then you summon him, and then there’s a few messages he left, and then he’s... what, the final fucking boss of the ENTIRE franchise? Excuse me? Yes, he’s one of the best boss fights in the ENTIRE franchise, yes, but why, who, what? He’s just the Dark Soul at that point, and YES sure the point is he’s a nobody like you who managed to last until the end of time or whatever, sure, I don’t care. My reaction to him being the final boss of the series was not “Oh hell yeah” but “... huh? What? Why?” 5/10.

Rosaria, Mother of Rebirth: ... are you Gwynevere? Who are you? I want to know more, and I don’t know if that’s a good mystery or just a frustrating lack of content. 5/10.

Cornyx of the Great Swamp: ... eh? Okay? 5/10.

Sirris of the Sunless Realms: ... okay? Sure? Okay. I guess killing your mad father is a story at least? 5/10.

Pilgrim Butterfly Nascent: That’s... neat? She becomes an immortal angel dream supported by a cocoon of her own flesh? Why? Because it’s neat? Sure, it’s neat. 5/10.

Old Woman of Londor: She’s in the game I guess. 4/10.

High Priestess Emma: She tells you what direction to go I guess. Guess she raised Prince Lothric? Okay that’s nice. 4/10.

Blacksmith Andre: Hey remember dark souls 1 you liked dark souls 1 right you like andre right we brought him back please like us. Why is he here. How is he here. What is any of this? 1/10.

Archdeacon McDonnel: Oh, a covenant leader without any dialogue whatsoever. I love not even being given a reason to join a covenant or learning anything about it. 0/10.

Old Wolf of Farron: Oh, a covenant leader without any dialogue whatsoever. I love not even being given a reason to join a covenant or learning anything about it. 0/10.

Siegwhatever: Long may the sun shine! You’re just fucking Siegmeyer YOURE JUST FUCKING SIEGMEYER stop trying to tug at my nostalgia sure you have your own plot with Yhorm that comes out of nowhere but YORE JUST FUCKING SIEGMEYER TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT FUCK YOU 0/10

I’m not doing one for Elden Ring because even if I controversially don’t like Elden Ring much, it has a ton of great NPCs and even if it’s fucking OBNOXIOUS finding where they’ve gone in a fucking open world game without a guide without checking every single location in the game every time you do anything spend just 10 hours combing the entire map becausue who knows maybe Alexander is here now maybe Blaidd is inthe fuucking evergoal fuck you--

ahem. excuse me. despite all of that Elden Ring has great NPCs.

BUT MY POINT IS

fuck Dark Souls 3 it has the weakest npcs it fucking sucks

Dark Souls 2? Best NPCs. Best most fun wonderful. Dark Souls 2 best dark souls.

#autumn says things #dark souls #dark souls 1 #dark souls 2 #dark souls 3 #npc rankings

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