#it’s me I’m the cat

[thedoorsofmyheart]

A meme that permanently holds a piece of my soul

#those who know know #if you get it you get it #cat memes #my soul #I’m not crying your crying #so cute #funny #losing it #aesthetic #mood #it’s me I’m the cat #okay? #my soul is full of cat memes #memes that know my soul #ugly / cute crying #my sense of humor #cats #memes #precious #kitties #props to my friend

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

We read Das Parfum in my German course some time ago and it was kind of interesting but I honestly really liked the ending (so like spoiler alert if you should want to read it)

Everyone said the book it is sick & disgusting but I’ve read worse so I wasn’t shocked tbh.

And like, in the end he puts on that perfume (the best smelling perfume in the entire world) and everyone loves him and they have like orgies in his name, but he still doesn’t like feel it (like the love or whatever) cuz, a little backstory our boy the MC never smelled like anything himself but he had like the most incredible sense of smelling. But everyone thought he was weird because someone not smelling like anything is sus to humans. So naturally he became a serial killer and killed girls who smelled good (which according to him seems rare cause humans usually don’t smell good), to make perfumes out of them. I don’t remember the process don’t judge me.

Anyways, he put on the perfume, everyone went crazy and fell in love with him on the spot and he didn’t like it as much as he thought he would. So in the end I think he like dunked himself in that perfume and went like to the outskirts of the city where like „the bad folk“ lives. And they go so crazy with the scent that they eat him alive.

Besides the fact that he made that perfume to be loved smh (I only read the book once I might’ve gotten that wrong) what really got me was one of the last sentences.

After they ate him they were like all sitting there all ashamed and stuff and not knowing what to do and then the book said But it was the first time they did something out of love

And while I agree that it’s sick and twisted, I also thought that was beautiful in a way.

#you like weird literature? read German literature #thought it was one of the better ones tbh #it needs to be mentioned that the author drops A LOT of info about smells and perfume making #patrick süskind #das parfum #grenouille #the perfume #with worse I mean fanfic #because there is horrible stuff out there people and when I was young I was nosy stay safe #also horror movies #never seen one only read the plots cuz holy hell #and of course serial killer documentaries #curiosity kills the cat #it’s me I’m the cat #summary #renting #literature #mentions of cannibalism #mentions of murder #bad summaries

[chiricat]

me eat you whole

#makoto yuki #minato arisato #p3 #persona 3 #cat’s art #persona #MAKOTO NUIIIIII GRAAAAHHH #HE HAS A LITTLE SMILE TOO ON THE RELOAD ONE. SO CUTE #hey guys i’m back. i will try getting to those asks now #to the people that ask me how i do clean lineart: i genuinely do not know how. #ive been thinking of how to respond for a long time and i just do not know how to explain it

[pencilscratchins]

to everyone asking when i’m gonna post art again… hey guys i recently acquired six incredibly large clown paintings so i’m sort of booked at the moment

#no one is asking actually i just want to talk about my recent clown acquisition #6! for $20!!! and they’re really good! #my cat loves them my roommate is bringing in his witch boyfriend to cleanse them #he has told me it’s him or the paintings #and i’m telling him it’s always gonna be the paintings #anyway this account is now my public diary #no art anymore just me posting these things #welcome to my twisted mind #not art #delete later

[ato-dato]

#Little namivivi sketch for ya #im still so used to only posting finished stuff that posting a rough sketch still gets me sweatin #it’s crazy #but I’m being brave about it #namivivi #nami x vivi #vivi x nami #cat burglar nami #one piece nami #nami #op nami #nefertari vivi #vivi nefertari #one piece vivi #op vivi #one piece #one piece fanart #art #my art #artwork #fanart #digital art #drawing #sketch #artists on tumblr

[justaweirdonothingtoseehere]

#Aziraphale just go fetches Crowley when something goes wrong #‘Crowley help I’m angy’ #‘But I’m the nice one’ #‘Yell at them for me pls love you hugs and kisses’ #And of course Crowley says #‘Yeah bbg ofc I’ll yell at them for you luv you too’ #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omemes #good omens shitpost #good omens text post #ineffable cats

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “things they say that makes my heart melt and my knees weak” prompts 

“I can kiss you forever,” Character B murmurs. “Yeah?” Character A says, laughing a little, only to stop when Character B leans in and presses a kiss against their cheek. “Yeah,” Character B says, “Yeah, I can. You think I’m lying?” (As I said, forever ingrained in my brain. I cannot fucking believe this isn’t just fictional shit characters in books/fics say-) 

“You make me so happy.”

“I’m just… Happy for your existence, y’know?”

“You’re going to have to teach me so many things because I’m not familiar with any of this.” “Okay. So… What do you want me to teach you? Where should we start?”

“Here, put your hand under my shirt. It’s more comfortable that way,” Character B says as they lift their shirt slightly, encouraging Character A to slip their hand underneath and letting their warm palm rest against their bare skin. 

“You’re so cute.”

“You’re so adorable.”

“You’re so comfy and cozy.”

“You’re so warm and cuddly.”

“You smell so good,” Character B whispers as they continue to litter kisses down Character A’s jaw and neck, revelling in the noises Character A lets involuntarily slip out of their mouth. 

“Mm, I think you’re the one who wants more cuddles,” Character B murmurs, pulling Character A back into their arms. “Nah, I think you’re the one who wants that. I mean, look at you,” Character A teases, settling comfortably in their arms. 

“Why don’t you try kissing my neck? If you don’t then I’m gonna kiss yours.” “You’re acting like you weren’t just kissing my neck for the thousandth time already just then.”

Character B saying “Stay for tonight?” throughout the whole thing and asking “Are you sure you don’t want to stay?” as Character A gets out of bed still in a daze, ready to leave (but not really wanting to leave but they’ve already told their parents they will be home by the end of the night), while Character B looks up at them imploringly while they’re tying their shoelaces.

“Sorry, I’m just really new to this,” Character A mumbles, burying their face in Character B’s chest out of embarrassment. “Mm, that’s fine. We can take things slow. There’s no rush,” Character B reassures in a hushed murmur, carding their fingers through Character A’s hair.

“I’m not familiar with this,” Character A whines as Character B continues to hug them to their chest. “Yeah? Well, you’re going to have to get familiar because I’m going to be doing this a lot,” Character B teases.

“So… What’s the next date going to be?” Character B murmurs, nuzzling their face on Character A’s neck.

“Tell me if this is too much, okay?”

“You seem a little warm in that, you sure you don’t want to take that off?” and then after Character A says no a few times because they’re wearing only a singlet under that shirt, they say, “You can always wear my shirt instead if that’s the case.” 

“You know, you can hold my hand in public if you wanted to,” Character A murmurs into Character B’s chest. “Well… I did want to hold your hand but I wasn’t sure if you were comfortable with it,” Character B answers, holding Character A a little tighter to them. “Next time, though,” Character B tacks on affectionately. 

Saying “Let’s go back home” rather than “Let’s go back to my place” (to me it feels like they’re implying “This is your home too and you can come back any time you’d like”, even though that’s probably not what they’re saying but I’m gonna interpret it that way because I am: Delusional as fuck!) 

#long post #these are all the things cat guy to said me yesterday which had me going ALKFHDLKWSFEKLNFLEKRN #so yeah it’s personal lmfao #he’s character B and I’m character A lmao #some are not verbatim but most are skksks #some of the action stuff happening in between the dialogue is a little exaggerated but other than that #it’s basically what happened so idk what to tell you wlknfeknwf #dialogue prompts #writing prompts #otp prompts #prompts #writing scenarios #cat guy chronicles

[deklo]

cat+laila<3

#my first time drawing them!!! their design will probably change until i’m content! and then again if they’re described more in tsc2! lol #i’d die 4 cat tbh. alt cat save me…. #i will be drawing laila w boba soon i prom🫶 #one day i’ll draw actual canon exy gear but for now ur getting lacrosse #my art #my aftg art #the sunshine court #tsc #tsc spoilers #all for the game #laila dermott #catalina alvarez #exy #wlw #fanart #aftg fanart #deklo #nora sakavic #lailarez

[yuliadern]

You wouldn’t understand Chris…

#ethan winters #resident evil #leon kennedy #chris redfield #warrior cats #I never fucked with warrior cats as a kid but I’m embarrassed to admit this au is making me wanna read them….

[fence-time]

I will forever hold the hc that all the hermits partners are gods / cosmic entities of some sort just so I can continue to draw them like this :3

#fence posts #f1recrackr #xbcrafted #mrs tango #tangotek #dot dot dash #zedaph #hermitcraft #hermitblr #tango is a purse cat . prove me wrong #ferks is a griffin hybrid thing but instead of a boring ass bird the bird part is a Phoenix :3 #(I’m sorry for calling birds boring that felt wrong :[)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy Year of the Dragon!

#non mdzs #lunar new year #digital art #Still struggling with figuring out digital art stuff but I’m getting there #The year of the rabbit really was a special and lucky one for me. Maybe because sometimes it is also the year of the cat. #The energy of the rabbit might not be with me but I hope to have the wisdom of the dragon leading my days #This week is going to be filled with a lot of sappiness so I won't go into yet. #But thank you to everyone for making me feel less anxious and afraid with all the kindness you have shown me. #I have become somewhat domesticated now. I will sniff your hand if there is a treat in it. Maybe blink slowly at you from a distance. #HAVE A WONDERFUL LUNAR NEW YEAR EVERONE! We are all gonna do great B*)

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

#‘Flowey would listen to i bet on losing dogs by Mitski and cry until he throws up and Chara calls him cringe from beyond the grave’ #-me to my friend when I ranted about this last night #he has me so fucked up like oh my god #how is the best character a fucking talking flower #I love undertale’s writing so much like it’s mastered minimal evidence giving away the biggest parts of characters #i can analyze him i can study him under a microscope #i can put him in a terrarium with a sticky note that says gay baby jail you know #he has me SO fucked up #flowey #flowey the flower #asriel #asriel dreemurr #I’m talking about flowey btw not asriel i know they’re the same person but not to me #like how i consider little baby me and fucked up 13 year old me different people #asriel sits on the playground and cries when nobody wants to play warrior cats with him #and flowey sits in the back of classrooms and answers ‘life is MEANINGLESS’ to every question #not speaking from experience ofc (im lying) #love my edgy flower *puts a magnifying glass up to him and notes how fucked up he is* #i think more characters need to be fucked up beyond repair #undertale #utdr #character analysis

[the-adventures-of-dave]

Around tumblr lately I’ve seen people with the opinion that not only are free roaming cats bad (correct) but also supervised cats in catios or on leashes (????). I assume it must stem from that “ecology of fear” post from a few months ago, but to me the sudden appearance of these kinds of posts just strikes me as odd. I’ve seen multiple posts like the below one in just this week.

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If your cat is contained to your yard/catio/the sidewalk, then it still allows for predator-free safe places in your neighbourhood for wildlife, and creates predictability for them too. That’s one of the reasons why hiking trails ask people to stay on the trail— so you (and your dog, horse, cat, etc) can safely enjoy nature while still giving it space. It is possible to exist outdoors in natural spaces like that while maintaining wildlife comfort. If it wasn’t possible to do that, dog-friendly or (even just hiking trails in general, since humans are predators too) simply wouldn’t exist.

The problem with free roaming cats is that they break boundaries between human area (ie. trail, back porch) and wildlife area (foliage, etc) and there is nowhere the wildlife can go to exist that is safe from predators.

Idk, this is just my opinion but I just think there can be more nuance to the outdoor/free roaming cat issue than “never let your cat step outside under any circumstance”.

#also it’s just dog double standards again #no one’s calling for people to stop walking their dogs 🙄 #arguably a dog barking at and chasing a rabbit is way more stressful than Kepler sitting in his backpack on the porch with me #it’s possible to coexist with wildlife you just have to be smart and respectful about it #anyways ignore my 8am rambling #I got woken up by the fire alarm at 5am and then immediately saw some bad takes on tumblr once that was sorted #so now I’m like :/ #outdoor cats

[maerynarts]

i lose brain cells every time i watch this show 🤠

#shoutout to s5 for pulling me out of art block tho ig?????? LOL #tbh i’m only here for chat noir and the impossible love square #miraculous ladybug #mlb s5 #my art #illustrators on tumblr #illustration #digital art #procreate #miraculous marinette #marinette dupain cheng #miraculous les aventures de ladybug et chat noir #chat noir #cat noir #ladynoir #adrinette #adrien agreste #character art #character sheet #mlb fandom #tales of ladybug and cat noir #mlb fanart

[lunarcrown]

Ok so @redstonedust made THIS POST about it seeming like many people had a bedroom in scarland EXCEPT scar, which made me draw this lil thing of him just sleeping on a random scarland bench:

But it was lowkey so sad so aqua was like what if impulse found him while on a nightly round to check the evening announcement and saw scar and REFUSED to let him sleep on a bench anymore!!! And luckily enough, he’s got a brand new office right nearby with a big ol bed for all of them!! And who would Scar be to pass up Impulse cuddling to boot??

#also he let Scar borrow one of his PJs so now they are MAX COMFY #impulsesv #gtws #jellie the cat #goodtimeswithscar #my art #if u ever see me drawing the SLEEPIEST things it’s bc I’m sleepy so OFF I GO #gnight sleep well yall #also he’s letting his wings out as a treat

[juniper-clan]

MOON 18: Oh Shit She’s Feeling It (pt. 1)

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#warrior cats #clangen #clangen warrior cats #warriors oc #wc #wc oc #jcmoons #oh man that’s embarrassing #I dedicate this to all the angry / embarrassed cries out there………. #I also dedicate this to MC Ride from Death Grips because of course I listen to them #I wonder what kind of mood she will be in back at camp #oh shit I’m feeling it #takyon #hell yeah fuck yeah I feel like killing it #takyonnnn #shout out to everyone who reads my tags to further understand me and are only more confused