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partyoffourplusfur · 8 months

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Ya know I’m not sure I’ve ever formally posted about our dog, Greg, on here. Getting ready to try a new training tool so why not start documenting on here 🤷‍♀️

We got Greg 2? Years ago (time melts into eachother these days) and he’s great. He’s a 3 year old mini poodle (I think he’s a schnauzer/poodle mix) Loves to play fetch, tug, and “get that dog”. He’s amazing with the kids. So tolerant and vocal about when he doesn’t want to be messed with which the kids have learned to back off which is also great. He plays with the cats. (Well Billie. They’re bffs. Olive isn’t a fan of playing with him. She’s a cranky old lady) He loves being brushed and I’m able to groom him myself (a fantastic trait of a long haired pet for a broke ass bitch)

BUT he’s reactive. And it’s a real pain in the ass.

But. He’s just reactive. Not aggressive. I always feel the need to clarify that.

Mostly to other dogs and men. Can’t just let people live their lives.

He will bark up a big bad storm, but the moment said person is near him, he’s on his back asking for belly rubs 🙄 literally. He was barking at a guy running in the neighborhood. Living his life. And got away from us and I had to yell at the guy (he’s just loud! He won’t bite you! And Greg just rolled over the second he was in arms distance of the dude🙄) all bark no bite.

Dogs on the other hand, I keep him away from of course because im not going to let anyone potentially get bit.

We had an instance where a neighbor dog was loose (it’s a whole thing. I actually called animal control on them and they haven’t been out loose since. Anyways) and came near us and Greg lost his freaking mind. Dog was friendly and just wanted to say hi but Greg only saw a threat to me and the kids and I was swinging him in the air by his harness so he didn’t get close enough to bite them or be bit because at that point I would have abandoned him to get the kids inside and then who knows what kind of damage would have been done to the both of them.

We’ve tried redirecting with a clicker and treats. And that works when we’re inside the house. Not so much when we’re in public. Because he’s like DANGER! DANGER! A THREAT TO MY BABIES! A THREAT TO MY MOM! even though everyone is totally fine and he’s the one making a fool of himself.

Anywho. Next we’re trying a bark collar. Which I’ve always been pretty against. Because like who wants to SHOCK their pet? But I’ve discovered that bark collars these days typically have settings, where they first beep, and then they vibrate, and then they’ll shock. And you can change the intensity of the vibrate and shock settings. So really it can be very subtle. And lots of reviews said once their dog realized what the beep meant, they generally learned to shut the heck up because they didn’t want to be shocked. So we’re gonna try it inside the house for a week or so and once we’re not barking so much in the home, then we’ll try neighborhood walks, then try being in public. And hopefully he’ll learn to not bark and we can stop using the collar.

It wouldn’t be so bad if it was just when he was in public. He’s unfortunately pretty reactive to Jesus a lot of the time and always trying to “protect” me (even though I swear he’s his favorite person) Oh like for example last night I fell asleep in bed and Jesus was playing games. Greg was in bed with me and he also fell asleep. Jesus came in to get the phone charger and spooked Greg and he was barking up a storm (and scared the shit out of me) at Jesus even though he clearly knows THAT HE LIVES HERE TOO like damn dude. It’s not that big of a deal he’s allowed to come into his own room. Chilllllllll.

Anyways yeah that’s what’s going on with the dog and I have pretty high hopes. It’d be great if he could at the very least learn to not bark when in the house. He barks at the neighbors when they come into the building or sometimes when they’re walking around too loud upstairs.

Greg is just a loud boy with anxiety.

#Greg #Gregory #reactive doggo #reactive not aggressive #one time he snipped at the kids and it was a final straw for me and I was ready to throw him out and give him away but were past that now

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houseofpendragons · 1 year

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Thoughts on Teen Wolf the Movie while watching it pt.4

Not Eli just crouching in the corner

"Remember Simba" 🦁

Damn imagine that's how Derek introduced Eli to the pack💀 took him to the look out place/point? and held him up like Simba but he's a little wolf pup🐺 "and all the dragons roared as one" (srry I've been watching alot of Hotd)

Really fucked up of you to have Derek stabbed like that infront of his son who has no way of knowing his dad's not actually dead

Why'd they fall down the stairs?

nah grl ur fam got themselves killed

How poetic of Nogi 📜✒

"I can do this" or not

I stand by the idea that the only reason Eli didn't pass out was bc there wasn't a mirror around 😂

Poor Malia, she obviously cares about Eli very much

Oh, so we just out here stabbing ourselves now? Interesting development in our tale

Also that's the rock I'm talking about, the one where Derek could've brought baby Eli😂

"Can't we just call Stiles?" Is what he was going to stay

why is Jackson eating in every scene😂

...

....

🎶walk him like a dog, sis, walk him like a dog🎶

Second hand embarrassment 😳 Peter why they got you on the floor like that😭💀

I'm weak. Yes, Peter we can see the blood 5 feet infront of you, and you would've seen it too if you had been STANDING

What happend to that scene where Peter was reprimanding Malia "can you at least try to behave more human" We just throwing that out the window😭

Okay I'm done now, I swear

Jackson amd Malia both not understanding a word out of Lydia's mouth😂 (bc they were supposed to be the same person)

Anytime Scott opens his mouth Allison like *pokey stab* *pokey stab"

"...the moment you stabbed me" sir you stabbed urself 🤦‍♀️

If its all mountain ash then why could Malia, Parrish, and Jackson all walk on it?

Scott: "You remember" Allison: Bitch *kicks*

Malia and Parrish aren't bad, but one I don't think Malia should be in a relationship and two idk there's no background for it

Ahhh Victoria 😱

She is right, history does have a shit ton of handsome killers. So what have we learned? don't trust pretty people😂

I mean, personally I think Kate deserved it. Plus it's not like she stayed dead, so no harm done🤷‍♀️

Wonder how long Derek's been tryna wake Eli up 🤔

Just an illusion... I'll come back go this plot point later

Ew Scott put that thing away🤢

You know what Allison, if you think he's lying why don't you tell us how you think you died hmmm

Derek still being 🥇 supportive dad for Eli when they're in a hostage situation 💀

Hikari sounds so annoyed at this whole thing, I love her, she just wants to go back to her Ramen restaurant😂

Ain't nobody told Melissa about the devine move last time?

Nah, the other one Parrish 🙄

Boy it's been a recurring thing for years, you've just been too busy in London

Poor Isaac, did he get anything?

um Jackson, and Lydia, and Stiles. We just said his name sweetie

Well shit that's not his problem that you don't remember

"There's no such thing as fate" "There's no such thing as werewolves" why did you do this to me😭😭😭

If your a werewolf hunter shouldn't you know what ur supposed to do to help with wolfsbane

I'd be the same Eli. Gonna get a zillion diseases from his evil nasty ass hand🤮

He's trying, stop shaming him Nogi🙄

oop- Derek said I think the fuck not you trick ass bitch, here me roar

He has bad memories with road flares😬

"Scott you're my brother. So if you're gonna do this...your just going to have to take me with you then" ooooh now I just made myself cry😭😭😭

glowsticks😁

Derek: "Eli, did you see that? Did you see your eyes" Eli: "How the hell am I supposed to see my eyes, they're the things i use to see" 🤣🤣🤣

That is the best line! The best line!🤣

Damn Nogi why you so loud, it's not that deep 😒

That was kinda simple to bring Allison back to less homicidal

Oh we playing chess again, cool. Still don't know how to play😬

Scott got drampled by a herd of deer, Eli got trampled by a heard of hormonal, halfwits (lesser known Peter line) I'll take the deer thanks 👍

"I'm still in love with you" awwww 🥺❤ we know Scott, we know

So how could Jackson able to even touch the mountain ash? Is it bc he's a chimera even though they were supposed to be impossible unless they were genetically altered by the dread doctors?... Jeff explain.

Ow, poor Eli, now he knows the struggle😂

ahahaha Adrian woke up and chose violence lmoa

The main reason this is so funny to me is bc Mr. Harris was always so nice to Jackson wtf happend

How does he know about everyone? Oh well Monroe. But still, I like to believe he was a failed emissary & for people complaining about Harris "being back from the dead" they never actually found his body. I kept waiting for the series to finish that plot line but they never did so I'm pleased that he's the villian (which I predicted he was😁) I'm just confused on his motives and wish they explained it better

How did they ruin your life? And um didn't jennifer choose u herself 🤨 also I seem to remember you saying you helped crazy darach lady so u made ur damn self a loose end��

he's right he was in London 🇬🇧

but uh jackson honey, for future reference maybe don't talk when there's a man with a loaded gun, just you know, just in case he decides to shoot u👍

I say we yell fire 🔥

So what's the other layers and their purposes? Is the Nogitsune actually in their layer of the illusion bc remember when Scott, Stiles, Lydia, and Kira were in an illusion with the "Nogitsune" but he was just another illusion bc he was really outside w/ Derek and the twins🤔

Poor Derek, hasn't he been through enough, now he's afraid he fucked his son up by protecting him

i will add to this thou, I've seen a few people say that Derek is too much like Clarke Kent and that he would have a completely different parenting style and while I do somewhat agree we have to remember that people tend to act different around their family and especially with their kids than they are with other people. It's also been a lot of years where he has changed alot to fit having to raise a child by himself (who tf is Eli's mom and where is she?; Jeff said he wanted to explore that in another movie) plus he had to change, S2 Derek would be a terrible father and Eli would've been so fucked up

That cute little wave and the smile back 😊

Wish Stiles would've popped up, he could've been in Jackson place being threatened at gun point (it would make more sense bc Harris hated him) he didn't know why Lydia left, and he would've been the one to tell her it was just a dream

Even if it was a premonition (which I don't think it was, I think fear is a powerful thing and it manipulates you and when you've spent your whole teen years like them just constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop, well...) you can't outrun fate

They wail in grief 😔

*clink* *falls to the ground with dramatic gasp* 💀

I still wanna know who the hell Greenburg was

Also calling Scott Greenburg still would be like 30...

Yea ur sons on the field 😁👏👏👏

Flashes to when Stiles was scoring all thos goals in season 2 and everyone was cheering for him🥺👏👏👏

"My dad was actually right. I'm actually pretty good" 😎

omg not him forgetting about his currently hostage father😭💀

Wonder how Derek feels listening to all this 😂

well no shit it's not over, did you forget that ur dead ex ain't the problem anymore smh

Pt.4-5

#teen wolf #teen wolf the movie #scott mccall #allison argent #derek hale #peter hale #eli hale #malia tate #lydia martin #jackson whittemore #stiles stilinski #jordan parrish #hikari zhang #melissa mccall #liam dunbar #mason hewitt #noah stilinski #isaac lahey

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i-need-entertainment · 2 years

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Angeleyes

Character: Suna x female reader, background Atsumu x reader

Warnings: Angst, reader living with choices made in pt.1, regret & heartbreak, reader falls in love with someone whilst dating someone else...Part 2 in a 3 part series

Pt.1: The One You Love - Pt.3:🎵

"He took my heart and now I pay the price...Don't look too deep into those angel eyes"

Suna moved on, right? So why can't you..?

Song: Angeleyes by ABBA

“Ah-ha-ha, keep thinking 'bout his angel eyes, Keep thinking, ah-ah”

As soon as Suna had stopped talking to you, you started to get this sick feeling in your stomach that maybe, just maybe you might’ve made the wrong choice.

After your call with Atsumu you noticed Suna had started to act a little distant, even more so when you and Atsumu got back together. He no longer responded to your texts in record time- leaving them on read for hours, sometimes days at a time. Your in person hang outs lessened from several times a week to sometimes going weeks without seeing each other face to face at all- and when you did it was…off.

You knew why this change had occurred; you had once again ignored his advice along with your better judgment and gone back to your ex. This wasn’t unusual whenever you and Atsumu got back together. Actually, wait, was it?

You pulled out your phone and suddenly (or not so suddenly, you had been considering doing this for several days) opened Suna’s contact, scrolling up and up mindlessly until you found what your brain kept telling you to look for. It seems like a useless endeavor, and really it probably is. But it’s not like you don’t have time to kill, you were just sitting through one of Atsumu’s practices, listening to shoes squeak and the *bam!* of volleyballs being slammed on the opposite side of the court.

It’s usually what you did during his practices anyway, at Suna’s practices you’d have the time of your life talking to Komori’s girlfriend and Washio’s wife- like their significant others they were very welcoming and fun to talk to.

And it’s not like you didn’t get along with the MSBY members girlfriends/wives, you just didn’t click with any of them…although you did notice the occasional side eye, or a quick glance and mutter (most likely about you and Atsumu’s ‘on again off again’ relationship) before they ultimately left you alone.

Your thumb paused its scrolling when you found what you thought you might be looking for. The conversation was from the previous, previous break up to the most recent one. You had just texted Suna the news of you and Atsumu getting back together [INSERT TEXT PICTURE HERE!! Don't ignore it this time✋🙄]

Even back then you could always tell that the people around you were getting increasingly frustrated with you and Atsumu’s on-again-off-again relationship. And to be fair- you didn’t blame them, you knew it must’ve been irritating to bear witness to the nature of your relationship with the setter.

Back then it seemed like everyone and their dog gave you attitude when you spoke about your relationship. Everyone except for Suna. Sure, he gave his fair share of snarky comments and off handed remarks, but they always came from a good place and really just served to lighten your mood. He cared about you, with him you never had to wonder if he was still going to be there for you because he always was. And you knew that…and you took advantage of that.

You kept scrolling through Suna’s contact, scrolling past the normal everyday texts. As you scrolled you started to notice a pattern. When you and Atsumu were broken up; your texts were much lengthier and more common. You would talk everyday, about anything and everything. But when you and Atsumu got back together, your texts became shorter and less common. Actually, there were a few times you’d accidentally leave Suna on read for hours, sometimes days at a time…

Is this how he’s felt for the past 4 years?

“Last night, I was taking a walk along the river, And I saw him together with a young girl, And the look that he gave her made me shiver”

You tried not to give Suna’s distant behavior too much mind. The most likely conclusion was that he was tired just like everybody else. Tired of dealing with your post-break self and the exhausting tendency you and Atsumu had to just break up at every seemingly minor inconvenience.

It didn’t take you long to figure out he probably just wanted some space. Something about this break had been different, maybe because you didn’t go running back after 2 days and he didn’t call until weeks later. No, it was something more than that. It was something about the way Suna looked when you finally left his apartment. The sad look in his eye, it wasn’t frustration or anger, no…

It was defeat.

You spent days, weeks, trying to figure out what he wasn’t telling you- well that’s not quite right, after all, you knew. You had this inkling suspicion he had liked you. Why else would he rush to aid you at the drop of a hat? Open his home and his heart to you time and time again even though he KNEW you were going back to Atsumu as soon as he asked. Had he held onto hope that things would change? That once and for all you’d gather the courage to do something about this unhealthy cycle and change something? That maybe, just maybe during one of these breaks you’d realize that everything you ever needed- ever wanted, was right in front of you..?

It felt like there was ice in your veins as that conclusion dawned on you…you were in love with your best friend.

That one was hard enough to accept, you spent the past 4 years dodging that realization- was that why you stayed with Atsumu? To convince yourself you really did have feelings for him and not for the man you’ve called your bestest and closest friend for over half a decade?

That was a hard pill to swallow, but the pain you felt from that revelation didn’t come close to the ache you felt as the crushing weight of reality began to sink in.

It didn’t matter if you finally broke down your walls and admitted defeat, because you were too late.

“Look into his angel eyes, One look and you're hypnotized, He'll take your heart and you must pay the price”

You burrowed into the collar of your jacket. After Atsumu’s practice had ended you told him you weren’t feeling well and started on your way home. It wasn’t a…complete lie- after the realization hit you, you really didn’t feel all that great. But in all honesty, that wasn’t the only thing about your situation that was making you feel unwell.

After all, now that you have come to this conclusion, what would you do? Do you tell Atsumu the truth and break his heart 2 months after you both promised this time would be different? It wasn’t fair to either of them- and you knew that. But how can you force both of you to stay in a relationship if one of you can no longer give it their all..? Isn’t that worse than simply ending it for good, right here and now?

You sighed and slowly drifted to a pause in your walk. You were about half way across the bridge that connected the small river that ran along the city. You took a moment to try and clear your thoughts. It was cold- hence why Atsumu had insisted you take his jacket before you left. You shoved your hands into his jacket pockets and mindlessly watched the gentle reflection the moon made on the water. Forcing your hands out of your pockets you shifted to rest your elbows on the concrete railing, people watching the folks walking by in another effort to clear the never ending thoughts from your mind.

And then you saw him- or rather, you saw them. Standing across the river, hand in hand, smiles so wide you wondered if they’d ever stop. He looked…happy, so so happy and at peace. Free from the burden of your emotions, free from the weight of carrying your happiness on his shoulders. He looked so free.

You wanted to move, wanted to turn around and walk back to the apartment you pretended to call home. Run away and avoid the confrontation you really didn’t want to have right now. Go home and cry because you knew this was what you deserved- you were a coward for too long, stuck in a never ending cycle and missing the bravery to break it. Suna would have given you that strength, he tried to give you the strength to make a change but you just wouldn’t take it would you?

“Y/n?” You whipped your head around at the call of your name, eyes widening in surprise when your brain registered it was Suna who asked you. “Oh! Rintaro, hi.” You smiled, you had no right to be jealous of him, no right to feel anything but happiness for him, just as he must’ve felt nothing but happiness for you every time you turned around and- “Hey, are you crying?”

You blinked, rushing to wipe the tear that fell and immediately working to save your composure- to save face so you didn’t make anymore of a fool of yourself.

You laughed, not out of humor more so to try and mask the overwhelming surge of emotion you just experienced. “I’m fine, uhm- I really need to be going. It was nice seeing you Ri- Suna.” Giving him and the girl one last smile you turned on your heel and left, walking as fast as you deemed it socially acceptable to the train station. No longer being able to keep the tears at bay you purse your lips to keep from breaking out in sobs in the middle of the city.

You had no right to be sad. You had no right to be jealous. But wow was it hard to hold yourself together after seeing him completely moved on from you- happy and whole with somebody else. Looking up to the sky you just hoped and prayed she treasured him, and didn’t take him for granted like you had.

“Look into his angel eyes, You'll think you're in paradise, And one day you'll find out he wears a disguise, Don't look too deep into those angel eyes”

“Rin who was that- Rin?!” The girl’s eyes widened, in all their years of knowing each other she could count on one hand the amount of times she had seen her brother cry. Suna took a deep breath bringing up a hand to wipe his eyes and ushered out an ‘i’m fine’ before slinging an arm around his little sister's shoulders and continuing on their way.

#haikyu x reader #suna x reader #suna rintaro #suna angst #still not gonna tag atsumu LOL thats not fair to atsumu simps #suna x y/n #haikyuufanfiction #haikyuu angst

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moxleys-darlin · 1 year

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The Tribal Chief's Respite

Pairing: Roman/Yuta, implied Shield/BCC/Renee

Summary: Roman is burnt out from the "Tribal Chief" persona, the twins call in reinforcements.

Disclaimer: I don't claim anything but the idea; characters (unfortunately) and gifs aren't mine

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Respite: a short period of rest or relief from something difficult or unpleasant.

Roman stalks into his hotel room and throws his duffle bag on his bed, his cousins walking close behind him. He sighs angrily when they act like they're not going to leave despite there only being one bed.

"You two don't have to stay, you can go."

"Aw, come on Uce, we can hang out for a bit, it's been a long night." Jey shrugs, heading to the chair in the corner, but stopping when he notices the heated look on Roman's face.

"Exactly, sorry but I've had enough of people tonight, I'd like to be alone." Roman sits heavily on the bed, scrubbing his face. His phone buzzes, so he checks it, and his frown deepens.

Tesoro 💙: I'm sorry Chief, I can't get away. I will try to call you tonight if I have a chance. H is trying to kill me 🙄

He sends back a quick message letting him know that it's okay, that he understands and can't wait for his call later. He gets back the kiss emoji and he decides to silence his phone and put it on the charger.

"Uce, you sure you want to be alone?"

Roman startles, forgetting about Jimmy and Jey being in the room, he flops back on the bed, hand over his eyes.

"Yeah, I really would, I'm tired and I'm done with today. Let Heyman know that I don't want to hear anything about work until Monday at the earliest." With his eyes covered Roman never notices the look that passes between the twins or Jimmy checking his phone and smiling.

"Sure Uce, whatever you say, we'll head out, just text us if you need anything."

Roman waves his other hand in goodbye and hears the door close. He sighs heavily when he hears the twins speaking lowly, probably to each other about his moodiness. He feels bad about how he dismissed his cousins, but he is just so exhausted tonight, this persona of his is making him tired and irritable. He really liked it in the beginning, relished in it really, because after Mox left, he wanted away from the Shield “Big Dog” persona that everyone booed.

As time went on though, with the abuse he had to put Jey through, it started to weigh on him. Now some fans find him boring, call him a part-time wrestler due to his new schedule and contract, and want him to drop the championship. Seth told him to stay off social media because those fans didn’t know what they were talking about and there were way more fans that love him and this championship reign. Roman scrubs his face again and swings his legs around, sitting up, to check his phone again. His hand is on the phone when he hears a knock on the door.

“I told you I’m not in the mood for company guys, go on and have a good night.” Roman calls out and is frustrated as the person knocks on the door again.

“I swear guys if y’all don’t-“ He yanks the door open to yell at his cousins when he is stunned into silence.

"You gonna make me go away too, alofa (love)? I did make sure I got all of your favorites, so I hope that gives me enough brownie points to be allowed to stay."

"Yuta? What are you doing here, baby? How-you're supposed to be at Rampage wrestling tonight, it's a live show." Yuta shrugs.

"I got done with everything early, then I got a message from the twins saying that you were being. a grouchy menace, so I told Regal and Mox I was going to come and keep you company. So," Yuta drawls out. "Can I come in? Or do I have to take all these treats and share them with the twins?"

Yuta giggles as Roman takes the drink holder out of his hand and grabs his wrist, dragging him into the room, with his other hand. Roman sets the drinks down on the dresser, then takes the bags from Yuta's hand, sitting them on the bed, and pulls Yuta into his chest, hugging him tightly. Yuta relishes in the heat of Roman's body, nuzzling into his chest until Roman pulls him back slightly. He puts his hands on Yuta's cheeks, tilts his face up, and kisses him deeply.

"Hey, I'm here. I don't know what's wrong, but I want to make you feel better, okay?" Yuta pulls back from the kiss and brushes his nose across Roman's jaw. "I didn't know how I could help so after I got the text, I went to the people that know you the best and asked for ideas to cheer you up." Yuta pulls back from Roman's arms and heads toward the bed to the bags.

"You did? Baby, you could have shown up empty-handed and I would've been happy." Roman skims his fingertips down Yuta's back, relishing in his baby's shivers. "Just what goodies did you bring to make me less grouchy, baby boy?" Roman whispers, leaning down across the younger man's back so that his lips touch Yuta's ear.

"I," Yuta clears his throat. "Mox told me about the Shield tradition, how after a bad match, you guys would make hot chocolate and relax together. I couldn't make it, but Starbucks was still open, so I decided to order us some. While I was there I saw these chocolate croissants and I remembered how much you love chocolate when you're stressed."

You're the sweetest, baby-"

"I'm not done, Ro! So, then Seth told me about this traditional Hawaiian dish that you love but can't find sometimes, so I did some digging and found a place on the way here that has really good reviews, now we have Musubi for dinner!" Roman's sour mood almost disappears at Yuta’s excitement about his accomplishments. “Finally, Renee told me the ultimate secret. She said that Seth kinda hates Monsters and how they taste so you don’t drink them around him because he won’t kiss you. Then I thought, if I can kiss Mox after he chain smokes, I can absolutely kiss you with your Monster breath as long, of course, as it’s my favorite kind.” Yuta winks, laughing when Roman rolls his eyes and kisses Yuta.

“So, they just told you all my secrets, huh?” Roman jokes as he goes for their hot chocolates, sitting on the bed with his back against the headboard.

He hands Yuta his drink when he settles in next to Roman, taking the croissant his baby is offering him. Taking a drink of the hot chocolate, he sighs as he remembers the nights he and his Hounds would sit around, cuddled up, and relaxing.

“Wanna tell me what’s wrong? What’s making you so upset?”

Roman takes a minute to get his thoughts collected, then decides to just lay it all out and be brutally honest. Yuta just listens, only interrupting to get clarification or give some advice. When the drinks and croissants are gone, Roman is feeling much lighter, Yuta had finished his snack a bit earlier than him and had been drawing patterns on Roman’s thigh, keeping him calm.

“I’m just frustrated, and I hate how I have to treat my family, I hate how I have to cheat to win almost every match, and I hate that people seem bored with me. I wish I could work with Seth or Mox again; I miss how easy and flawless it was, I just miss them.” Roman sighs and Yuta rolls himself over on his chest, propping himself up by his elbow.

“Why don’t you and I go take a shower and relax, we’ll get clean, come back and eat, and maybe I’ll give you a back massage. It may not cure you completely, but hopefully, it helps a little bit.” Roman swears he falls a little more in love with Yuta.

“Yeah baby, that sounds amazing.” Yuta's smile brightens and he rolls out of the bed.

“Perfect! Stay right there, I’ll go turn on the shower and get it ready.” He runs off before Roman can answer.

Roman smiles when he hears the shower start running and reaches over to grab his phone, shooting off a text to one of his group chats.

OGs ❤️ (Roman’s Phone)

Me: Y’all just giving away all my secrets to Baby Boy huh?

Tesoro 💙: Awww he made it? That’s great!

Canada ❤️: You needed some tender, loving care and Yuta is magical at that

Cucciolo 🐺: Let the Pup take care of you, Big Dog. You’re grumpy and angry, J&J said so… we love you, go relax and text us tomorrow

“Roman! The water’s ready! Come here.” Roman’s glad that Yuta isn’t in the room to see him almost fall off the bed with how fast he moves to get to his boyfriend.

He walks into the bathroom to see Yuta surrounded by the steam, smiling when Yuta beckons him over with the crook of his finger. He puts himself in his lover’s hands, shivering as Yuta skims his fingers up Roman’s sides as he pulls his shirt off, and throws it on the floor near the door. Yuta places his hands on the waistband of his sweatpants and looks into Roman’s eyes shyly.

“May I? Or do you want to do this part?”

Roman puts his hands on top of Yuta’s and pushes his pants down an inch or so, moving his hands to his baby’s face, stroking. He groans as Yuta kneels, taking his pants down to the floor and hears his lover gasp as he realizes Roman isn’t wearing underwear. Yuta keeps eye contact as he helps Roman step out of the pants, a small blush coloring his cheeks. Roman puts his hand down to help Yuta up, then takes his time stripping Yuta of his clothes and steps into the shower with him.

His lover refuses to let Roman do anything except tell him what product to use.

“Mox uses 2-in-1, and everyone else’s things are different. Seth and Mox told me you’re particular about your products, so I want to make sure I know what to use for you.”

Roman is speechless and can’t think of a response that doesn’t make him sound like he’s ready to sell his soul to Yuta. He chooses to kiss the life out of his baby instead while Yuta scrubs his body with a rag and his body wash only pulling away so Yuta can scrub his legs and thighs quickly.

“I love the smell of your body wash,” Yuta groans as he buries his face in Roman’s neck for a moment. “I can’t reach your hair though.” Yuta pouts as he backs away and looks up into Roman’s face.

His baby’s eyes grow wide, and his mouth drops as Roman turns around and gently kneels in front of Yuta.

“Does this work Baby Boy?” Roman looks back, smirking when he sees Yuta’s slack face and chuckles when his lover shakes his head to clear the cobwebs.

“Ye-Yeah that’s perfect, Big Dog.”

Roman growls lowly as Yuta buries his fingers in his long hair. He usually only lets Renee or Seth do this, sometimes even Regal, but Yuta is being so sweet and gentle trying not to hurt Roman. His baby listens attentively as he explains how he takes care of his hair in the shower, groaning deeply when he feels Yuta run the comb through his hair.

“I’m sorry, did that hurt? I was trying-“

“Shh, you’re okay baby, that definitely wasn’t a sound of pain. You’re doing perfect sweet boy.” Roman tips his head back to look up at Yuta and reaches his hand back to grab Yuta’s and gets him to continue.

Yuta finishes Roman’s hair and helps him stand back up. His lover tries to protest when Roman goes to give him the same treatment but lets him do as he pleases when Roman persists.

“Come on alofa (love), let’s get out, dry off, and eat something, if I know you, you haven’t had much today.”

Roman lets Yuta dry him off and after he does the same, they put on sweatpants but leave their chests bare. Yuta leaves him to finish his hair care to set up the food. Roman comes out to the food on the dresser and Yuta sitting on the edge of the bed with a comb and a hair tie.

“Come here and sit in front of me, Mox taught me to braid using Bryan, he said you like your hair braided and played with. Just tell me if I pull too hard or hurt you.” Yuta gets quiet for a second but continues. “I don’t want to make your night worse.” Roman walks over and grabs Yuta’s face, bending over and kissing him deeply, and he smiles when his baby whimpers as he pulls away.

“The only way you would make my night worse is if you left right now, not that I would let you, of course.” He chuckles and pecks a kiss on Yuta’s lips again. “If Mox taught you, it’ll be perfect, and I absolutely love your fingers and how they feel, especially in my hair.” Roman lifts Yuta’s hands and kisses his fingertips.

Yuta reaches back to grab a pillow and puts it on the floor so Roman is comfortable then helps Roman sit on the floor in front of him. Yuta makes quick work of the braid, face reddening each time Roman growls or moans when he tugs on the strands a certain way. Yuta finally reaches the end of the braid and wraps the hair tie around it, tugging gently so that Roman’s head is tipped back and kisses him on the forehead.

“All done, Chief, now let’s get some food and watch a movie, then maybe I’ll give you a massage if you’re lucky.”

Roman gets off the floor, going to grab the food from the dresser and a few drinks from the hotel’s refrigerator. He turns around and his heart stutters when he sees Yuta leaning against the headboard of the bed. He sets the food down by Yuta and grabs his phone from the side table.

“Don’t move baby, stay just like that.” Roman snaps a couple of photos while Yuta laughs and covers his face when he realizes what’s happening.

“Roman!” Yuta groans as his phone goes off with a text message to the Polycule group chat. “No more pictures, come sit with me and eat, Harry Potter is on and it’s almost over so that’s perfect.” Yuta pats the bed, urging Roman to come sit with him.

Roman laughs as Yuta tries the Musubi for the first time, having to tell him it’s okay if he doesn’t like it, kissing Yuta’s pout off his face.

“But it’s one of your favorites, Ro. I, at least, want to like it!”

“Seth hates it too, I don’t even think Claudio or Mox likes it either, maybe only Renee or Regal can eat it, they don’t love it but they like it.” Roman chuckles.

Dinner and Harry Potter pass without incident after Roman gets Yuta some leftovers from the fridge that he’s sure was one of the twins’ food, but they’ll get over it. Yuta ends up curled against Roman’s chest as they finish the movie, subconsciously drawing patterns on Roman’s chest and stomach. His fingers draw up his bigger lover’s chest to his neck, and he lets them bury themselves into Roman’s beard. Roman growls as Yuta scratches at his jaw and pets through his beard.

“Baby Boy, you are definitely not watching the movie.” Roman rumbles out.

“Hmm… no I’m not Chief, have I ever told you how much I love these greys in your beard?” Yuta asks as he nuzzles his nose along Roman’s jaw. “Why don’t you turn over and lay flat, alofa (love), I think you’ve earned that massage now.” Yuta whispers as he leans close to Roman’s ear, nipping at his earlobe sweetly.

“I think you were secretly sent to kill us all slowly, angelo (angel).” Roman groans out as he lies on his stomach.

“Kill you? No, more like torture, but none of the others would ever believe you, I’m too sweet to be found out.” Roman’s chuckle is cut off as Yuta seats himself on Roman’s lower back, grinding down slightly to tease him. “Oops, sorry about that, Big Dog.”

“The Devil, I swear.” Roman growls out, feeling a shiver roll down his back as Yuta runs his fingers down his back, leaning down to kiss the back of Roman’s neck.

“You’re so tense, Chief.”

Roman has no chance to answer as Yuta starts massaging his back in earnest, all playfulness put aside as his lover focuses on the knots in his back. Roman is sure he dozes off after a few minutes, waking back up when Yuta resettles on his back and puts lotion on him to help him relax further. He tries to move, but Yuta refuses to let him and lays down next to Roman on his back. He pulls Roman closer to him, leading him to lie on Yuta’s chest, scratching his back to get him back asleep.

“Shh rest alofa (love), get some sleep and I’ll be right here when you wake up tomorrow.” Roman does as he’s told without a fight, exhaustion suddenly overwhelming him.

Yuta grabs Roman’s phone from where it was thrown on the bed earlier, finding the group chat he needs.

OGs ❤️ (Roman’s Phone)

Me: It’s Yuta, got him relaxed and resting, I’ll call tomorrow

Tesoro 💙: Damn, you were definitely the right choice for calming him down, so proud of you baby

Cucciolo 🐺: Well shit Pup, you blow him?

Canada ❤️: Jon! Great work babe! Knew you could help him settle and relax! Let us know how you are tomorrow! We love you!

Cucciolo 🐺: What?! That’s what I would’ve done. Love ya Pup, get some rest too.

Tesoro 💙: Love you baby!

Me: Love y’all too, good night

Yuta sends off a quick text to the twins telling them the same thing and locks the phone, placing it on the table next to him. He looks at Roman, who is sleeping peacefully, and smiles, knowing that he is the reason that Roman is happy and content, at least for tonight. He can’t help but feel so in love with this man. He makes sure that Roman is comfortable on him, then lays back, relaxes, and closes his eyes, joining his lover in sleep.

Thank you for reading and I hope you enjoy! Much love!! My brain wouldn't work for Chapter 3 of Do You Still Love Me? (but it is coming soon!) so I wrote this!

A HUGE thank you to @sinderellanightwolf, who I'm surprised hasn't gone crazy from getting 3AM messages from me, you have been such a huge help! And to IperOuranos who has been reading snippets of this for me as well! Also, @sarahcakes613, here's another Roman/Yuta for you!

#the shield/bcc/renee poly #blackpool combat polycule #blackpool combat club #bcc polycule #the shield #roman reigns #wheeler yuta #seth rollins #jon moxley #renee paquette #yuta is a cinnamon roll #sweet wheeler yuta #grumpy roman reigns

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vintaeya · 2 years

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“Even google maps can’t help you”

-jujutsu kaisen x gn! reader

|| How Jujutsu sorcerers react to their lover suddenly getting lost under their watch

pairing : itadori yuuji, megumi fushiguro, nobara kugisaki, gojo satoru, maki zenin, nanami kento x gn! reader

genre : fluff; crack

tw/note : cursing, jjk0/manga spoilers

words : 1.1k

Itadori Yuuji

This man looked away for two seconds to see a Jennifer Lawrence look-alike and suddenly his one and only lover (possibly forever) is gone. This man panicked because?? Is he gonna be a virgin with no play forever?? Sukuna was laughing inside. Anyways you two were somewhere inside Ikea to replace a lamp that got knocked over. You swore to not leave his side but that bedroom set looked too good to pass up. Yuuji wanted to kick himself for leaving you unattended and rushed around the store, knocking over every living being and a random Todo to find you.

Yuuji is athletic and had no problem finding you. He just kept getting distracted by the smallest shit you were told not to buy. You were found in a random bed, sleeping. Yuuji couldn’t even be mad and joined you until you two were kicked out by the manager <3 oh and in the end you didn’t get the lamp.

Megumi Fushiguro

It was supposed to be a simple trip to the dog park! He summoned his dog shikigamis for some exercise and told you to walk them as he bought some water. When Megumi returned..where were his dogs?? Oh yeah you were gone too- BUT HIS DOGS?? This man looked at every nook and cranny to the point he ended up under Gojo’s blindfold at one point. How could a grown person- nonetheless his lover, end up missing in a clearly open dog park that had little to none places to hide from anybody. He can’t die with no bitches. Raised by two hoes and dying single 🤣🤣

“Where are— there you are..” Megumi was exasperated but found you napping under the sun with his shikigamis on you, sleeping together. Megumi might as well leave you all to it before he scolds your soul out of you later ://

Nobara Kugisaki

Y'all would lose each other. When Nobara and you go shopping, there is a 101% chance that you both end up on the other side of the world when you got separated. Once you called one another from Dubai and Italy to say goodnights after what was supposed to be an errand trip to do laundry. Your eyes caught sight of a beautiful outfit that would be great if worn on your body. Without thinking, there you went. When Nobara looked up from her phone, she felt single. Like seriously- where were you? This woman was not having any of this.

She necessarily would expect to see you at home but who was going to carry her shopping bags? She has a manicure, people! She can’t ruin it. Why do you think she dates you? Personality? Lol. Funny. Thankfully you answered your phone and she immediately chased after you to lift her 50kg worth of bags. It’s okay because you love her :>

Gojo Satoru

This menace to society would purposely leave you. Six eyes and can’t even find a person?? What a joke. Go get some bitches like Geto- oh wait 🤭 Anyways, you and Gojo were on a mission abroad. After flaunting the way he defeated the curse before you did, he continued to gloat verbally. With a roll of your eyes, when Gojo was still shaking his flat ass you walked off because of a sweet smell in the air. The man stopped when he didn’t feel your presence anymore and was surprised that you weren’t there to witness his one man ass show. Rude bitch :/

Gojo took his long ass legs and stepped on the heads of passersby to find you buying some crepes..WITHOUT HIM !! This man had never run so fast. Man if he had this speed Geto wouldn’t have been dead /j. As you got your crepe, half of it was gone in a split second, now inside the tummy of the world’s most powerful jujutsu sorcerer. You kicked him in the toes because you can’t reach his kneecaps from his titan ass build. He gave u a sweet kith tho 🙄

Maki Zenin

Maki does not give a shit about where you were because you wouldn’t be a jujutsu sorcerer if you couldn’t master simple directions. She had too much faith in your capabilities. When you two were finding some cursed weapons to practice with, Maki was too entranced by the selection that she didn’t even notice you running out to chase after a raccoon that took your pen. So when she saw an empty room, Maki felt her blood pressure rise higher than Geto’s soul- okay I’ll stop ya’ll

Maki hired Panda to carry her as she searched the school grounds for you. There you were, having a wrestling match with a raccoon over a broken pen because this wasn’t about your belonging anymore, it was personal. Maki rolled her eyes and pulled you up, slapping the back of your neck before dragging you to lecture you for hours. Try flirting all you want, she is done with your bullshit as she is with her family. Ouch Maki, ouch. She loves you tho, no promises.

Nanami Kento

Done with your shit 2.0. This man is so tired he had the whole fandom think he was 40. Don’t lie, we were all surprised when he was confirmed to be younger than Gojo. To have a lover that gets lost over a million times a day is his last straw. You and Nanami were walking home from your respective jobs together and he stopped for a few SECONDS to stare at some bread displays inside a bakery. When he turned to face you, there was a simple whiff of your scent left. He tugged on his tie to show his frustration as he knew that you were probably somewhere idk stuck in a tree or some other weird place.

Nanami ended up finding you buying street cotton candy. He immediately took your hand but before he could speak, you stuffed his mouth with the candy with a wide smile. He couldn’t be mad. No seriously you kinda stuffed so much inside his mouth that his windpipe was cotton candy. Don’t die yet!! Yet 😶 I’msorrydon’tcancelmehehe. Nanami successfully swallowed the candy and led you back home. This man is so perfect idc what ya’ll say ☝️☝️☝️

note : this is pure crack with my jjk brainrot and dry humor. this is all satire ok !! Btw if anyone wants to be on my taglist you can message me !!

♡ @iwillbiteabitch

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sageworld · 3 years

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When we have cyber sex; JJ Maybank (& John B?)

A/N; if i make a part two john b will be more involved but i needed to add him now in case I do

Warnings; Smut, mentions of explicit photos, toxic masculinity, chubby reader, overall how most high school boys are to chubby girls

Part 2; Here

Most people on OBX had what society would call the perfect body. Flat stomachs for the girls & toned ones for the guys. It was never easy being chubby while living on the banks but you had to manage.

You were laying in your bed on a Wednesday after school, scrolling through tiktok when you get a snapchat notification.

Welcome2thegunshow has added you by quick add !

‘JJ’ Read the screen name, the bitmoji matching the Maybank boy in your head. ‘What could he possible want?’ You though before hitting the add button.

It didn’t take but 15 seconds for the next notification. ‘JJ is typing…’

JJ; Hey

Me; Hi?

JJ; wyd

JJ; whats with the ?

Me; not much just wondering what you want

JJ; oh are u alone rn?

Me; yeah why?

JJ;Just wonderin (;

& It sent from there, you & JJ had been texting for 5 hours straight. Sure there were some gaps where either one of you would stop talking but for the most part, it was more you had ever spoken to him in your whole life.

JJ; what’re you wearing rn?

Me; My pajamas? it’s almost 11:30 on a Wednesday 😭😂

JJ; Okay smartass 😂 can i see them?

You hesitate, looking down at your outfit of a hoodie & sweat pants.

Me; Yeah one second I have to let my dog out 🙄

JJ; hurry back baby

You shot off your bed & into a pair of shorts topped with a crop top

You sat up on your bed taking a picture, it mostly pointing at your cleavage. Getting frustrated as the pictures aren’t coming out how you want them you can’t help but groan as you get a new notification.

JJ; You done yet?

Me; oh yeah sorry 😭 i went on roblox for a second LOLOL

JJ; well hurry up, i wanna see those pjs😌

You pull your shirt up, put the phone of hands free & hit send after applying a filter.

*JJ took a screenshot !* read after the ping.

Me;not the screenshots 😭

JJ; 😍

JJ; I’m not gonna show anyone i promise, it’s just for me

JJ; can i see what’s under those pjs baby, please

Me; idk it’s kinda late

JJ; just real quick

JJ; it’ll be our secret, okay?

Me; i guess

JJ; good girl now let me see

You sit on your knees, reaching behind you to take a ass pic, your lilac purple panties making an appearance. Your surprised by how nicely the photo turns out & don’t hesitate to save it & hit send.

*JJ took a screenshot !*

JJ; fuck i’m so hard rn

JJ; gawd damn i knew you were thick but fuck

Me; haha thx

JJ; tits?

Even though you’re not in the mood, you sit up, pulling down the strings of your top. There’s a feeling of pride in knowing JJ Maybank is attracted to you, even if it’s now how you want it to be.

*New video from JJ !*

You click on the video to see JJ pulling himself out of his gray boxers, wiggling around his hard length.

The two of you go back & fourth like this for a little longer until JJ sends you the final video of him nutting & you send him one last video of you playing with yourself, faking it.

JJ; fuck ur so hot

JJ; i’ll see u at school tmrw but this is just between us alright ?

Me; yeah ofc

Me; gn

*Seen 8 minutes ago*

While clean yourself off, JJ is attempting to too but from John Bs spare bed.

“Dude what the fuck?” John B says, walking in oh JJ still exposed, out of breath & sweaty. “Shit sorry man, but you know how it is sometimes.” He pulls his shorts back up quickly.

“Dude why the fuck are you so sweaty? Was whatever you were beating it to that good?” John B laughs, snatching up JJs phone making him jump off the bed.

“Give it back dude!” Exclaims JJ as John B runs with it, opening it easily as there’s no password. He stops when the first thing he sees is s picture of Y/n, smiling into the camera, tits out. He swipes again & sees a pussy of which he can only presume if yours.

“Dude, you’re macing Y/n?” John B let’s out a laugh. “I’m not macing her alright, she’s just got some nice body parts.” JJ snatches the phone back before swiping again, revealing a video of your ass, jiggling as you put your hands under it to shake it a bit.

“Alright I’ll admit, she’s pretty nice.” John B daps up JJ. “Are you gonna fuck her?” “Shit who knows, just hopefully she doesn’t run her mouth.” JJ & John B both now leaning over the railing of the porch. “She doesn’t, trust me.” John B smiles at him. “How do you know?” Confusion clear in JJs voice.

“I fucked her last year after a kegger.”

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ajgoestoeurope · 7 years

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Ok, so I was hesitant to post this part of the story till my parents knew (Hi Dad!), but I called them tonight (first call since Barcelona, if I’m not mistaken) and we got caught up, and I told them about it, and they took it well, so here’s the story for you guys. The bullshit day that was yesterday.

So the day began in Hamburg, Germany, at a host I found on Airbnb. Adorable little house with an orange cat and a most generous host.

I was awoken at 6:30am as the sun broke, and I was unable to get back to sleep. I laid in bed till 8:30am, then got up and started to get ready. Partway through packing I hear a meowing at my door. I open it to find the orange cat i posted earlier. I take a half hour and play with her. The cuddliest cat, she loved the attention.

The cat got bored, so I let her out of the room, and finished packing. I left before anyone else was awake.

I caught the bus into Hamburg, and stopped at a Starbucks for a coffee, muffin, and sandwich.

I loaded up hitchwiki and looked up Hamburg to Copenhagen. I screenshotted the directions, bought the required tickets, and hit the road.

The directions on hitchwiki were obscurely written, and I ended up wasting a couple hours trying to find the proper location. It was about 2pm by the time I made it to the gas station, so I grabbed a bite to eat and a drink, and hit the road. It only took a few minutes, and I had a ride a couple hours down the road.

They took me as far as they could, and dropped me off. A few minutes in the second location, and I had another short ride.

I got dropped off, and started walking down the road towards Copenhagen. I ended up walking just over 7km out of town (I know this thanks to a “town, 6km the other direction” sign) before a car pulled over. They were able to take me another hour down the road. I figured what the hell, and went for it.

They dropped me off at a truck stop, and I walked towards the highway, where I met Desiree. She was also headed towards Copenhagen, without the strict schedule I had (I’d already booked my hostel). We stood and visited for not even 5 minutes, when an awesome couple pulled up and asked if we needed a ride. Desiree, Her dog, and I all piled in, and we hit the road.

It was an awesome couple who had just gotten married the previous weekend and were travelling around for their honeymoon.

They dropped us off at the ferry, we took a few pics, and they went on their way.

Desiree said she had tried this before, and our best bet was to try and hitchhike just outside of the terminal to find a vehicle to cross with. We stood there for a few hours without luck. She decided to call it a night there, but I carried on cause i didn’t want to lose my hostel deposit, so I boarded as a walk on.

On board I met 2 guys from the Czech Republic who were also hitchhiking around Europe. We got to the other side, and they decided to try and hitchhike with me (great. 3 males trying to get a ride at 11pm. Not sketchy at all!! 🙄)

After about 10 minutes I mentioned that we were unlikely to find a ride for 3 people. They agreed, and decided to go find somewhere to pitch a tent for the night.

After another 10 or so minutes a car pulled over, and said he could take me half way. I hopped in, and he turned out to be a really cool older guy, and we spent the hour together discussing the state of the world, loving one another, the Catholic Church, Burning Man, and a number of other things.

We parted ways, and dropped me off about an hour from Copenhagen. On the side of the road. At midnight. On a Sunday. Fucking great.

After about 15 minutes, a car pulled over. With its lights flashing.

Fucking hell. It’s the police.

They ask me what I’m doing, and tell me I can’t be on the side of the road. I explain that I’ve had a really shitty day, and just need to get to Copenhagen. No negative intents, just had a really shitty day. They tell me to get in the car. I oblige, and toss my bag in, then crawl in. The officer closes the door, and we hit the road. They tell me they’ll take me to a train station so I can take a train into the city. They ask for my passport, and enter my info into their computer. They call it in over the radio as well.

We get to the train station, only to find that we’ve missed the last train. It’s 1:30am, and the first train of the day departs at 4:55am.

They ask if I’d be ok with spending the night at the station, that i wouldn’t be hassled if I did. I say I have a sleeping bag (thank gawd. Foresight much?) and that’s my only option.

The station itself was hot and stuffy, so I walk outside and find a bush to crawl into. I send the hostel an email saying I won’t make it tonight, but I still need the remaining two nights. I set my alarm, crawl into the sleeping bag, and fall asleep for a few hours.

My alarm goes off, I pack up my sleeping bag, and head to the station to buy a ticket. I hop on the train and head into Copenhagen.

I arrive at the hostel just before 7am, and check it.

Thank gawd I had booked that night, because otherwise I’d have had to wait till 3pm to check in to have a bed to sleep in.

As it was, my bed had remained empty, so it was waiting for me. I paid for the 3 nights, and headed to my room.

I got undressed, crawled into bed, and slept from 7:30am to 12:30pm.

I still wasn’t fully with it, but I decided to get up and go exploring. I found a Starbucks and grabbed a coffee, and went on my way exploring.

The caffeine buzz wore off, and I headed back the the hostel and ordered a beer at the bar.

Texting with a friend back in Canada, she mentioned a concert in town tonight that she had seen online.

Being me, I impulsively bought a ticket for it. (I’ll post about it tomorrow. I’m nodding off writing this at the moment).

I got back from the concert About an hour ago, and that brings us to now…

… and that’s the story of how I now have a police record in Denmark XD …

Gnight world, I will see you in the morning…

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