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cherrybeartoast · 3 months

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my japanese kpop-stan mother gives kpop idols roles in her life (if she knew them) - SKZ, BTS, TXT and ENHYPEN

tagging @thevampywolf since she loves my mother and her iconic content (and my mum loves her too, they're like the same person at times welp)

my mum and dad are currently beefing about seungmin and jeongin bc both of them like to annoy each other so vote here on opinions and to hear the full story since it's fun

SKZ

chris - "my client." (for context, she's a psychologist, and she likes to assess kpop idols for fun)

minho - "he would have been my boyfriend, but i wouldn't marry him, because we're too similar, and we'd have too many cats and be a bit crazy."

changbin - "my workout buddy." (they're both gym rats)

hyunjin - "a popular boy in high school that i did a group assignment with."

jisung - "my best friend." (she thinks he's funny)

felix - "i probably would've had a crush on him when i was junior high school."

seungmin - "a guy i hated in high school." (mum's very minho coded, and so she'd probably beef with him the way minho does, so sorta affectionately)

jeongin - "my son in law." (she wants me to marry him, like she straight up told me she won't let me marry any other boy.)

TXT

yeonjun - "the nephew of a twin i didn't know i had." (she's getting a little too creative with these and this one made me snort)

soobin - "son in law."

beomgyu - "my best friend." (i'm actually scared of the chaos that would ensue)

taehyun - "school captain that i hated." (she actually loves taehyun and seungmin, but she thinks she wouldn't get on with them when she was young since she was very sassy and probably would clash personalities or get annoyed lmao)

huening kai - "my son." (he's her child in her opinion, and he reminds her of my little brother so she sees him as a son)

ENHYPEN

heeseung - "he would've been my boyfriend in high school." (duolingo has another person to battle here, although she says she wouldn't marry him or minho, because she's already married to my dad, which is cute lmao)

jay - "classmate in uni."

jake - "my neighbour's son who i didn't hang out with much." (i swear she's thought about these answers before sjgdhs)

sunghoon - "classmate."

sunoo - "my little brother." (this was cute, she has a very soft spot for him and i can see her protecting him and also fighting with him since they're both sassy)

jungwon - "a kid i made cry in primary school." (i'm literally WHEEZING)

niki - "my son." (he's a japanese boy, so of course he's close to her heart.)

BTS

jin - "the rich neighbour's son i hated." (the way she's beefing with so many idols i'm CRYING)

yoongi - "my friend in high school." (they'd get along well, i can see that)

namjoon - "a weird guy in my university class who liked making friends and tried to talk to me too much." (THE DETAIL HELP)

hoseok - "my best friend." (she once dreamt about him working in a theme park as one of those dress up characters lmao. him, gyu and hannie and her would be a chaotic and unstoppable team)

jimin - "my gay friend." (i asked her why she thought this, and she said he reminds her of me, and since i'm bi, she just decided that was the defining factor)

taehyung - "my brother." (she loves him, his music and his dog, he's her bias and i think he belongs in the 'has a soft spot for' category with jeongin, sunoo, huening kai, soobin and niki)

jungkook - "a kid who had a crush on me in junior high school." (i asked her if she liked him back, and she said even if she did, she would avoid him, since he'd be annoying. i think her reference for this was the seven music video and since then her view's been tainted)

my mother is such an icon for this welp, she was just like "you know let me give skz roles in my life," and then it turned into this

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trafalgarlogy · 1 year

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Kaiser isn't my fave but the theme and color combination is relaxing to look at.

I have a thought (not a request) for yan Sae, fem reader.

Imagine my boy Sae having a crush on you, Rin's bestie. You definitely keep a distance between you and him, only acting civil and polite without letting him get closer bc why would you pick someone who isn't close to you over your bestie?

He can't even break the friendship between you and Rin because you don't bother to hide things from Rin, including his brother trying to approach you for some reason.

Sae trying to approach his crush while Rin's always with you like a guard dog, and you avoiding him like the plague bc besties over boyfriends.

aww thank you for the compliment!! <3, he is indeed my fav; but ik a lot of fans hate his toxicity, so-

and sheesh reading that whole scenario has my mind blown, its sick lol🤯😂

I would imagine you and rin to meet in the school(high school/academy/whatever), when you saw him practicing playing soccer and found his skills fascinating, ofc rin would try to push you away; you being that one person that won't go away so easily just sticked around him, annoying him.

eventually you approaching him every day, turned into him trying to run away somewhere else when he saw you but you'd easily catch up. But he later got used to this and was now admitting that he enjoyed spending time with you. And after that, your friendship continued for 2-3 years.

as best friends, you'd probably hang out at some cafes or restaurants or maybe his house and play video games there (and you always lose). it's obvious that he told you about how big of an asshole his so-called "big brother" had become after traveling overseas.

and one day giving a surprise visit at the house when you were with Rin since it was like your guy's usual routine; he'd judge you at first thinking you are probably friends with him for benefits; though he was wrong; for the few days he stayed he saw how genuine you were with Rin, and made him smile.

and what got him the most was the fact you didn't even look him in the eye or even said a word; which crushed his ego as being a successful soccer player. This was really weird from his side since he never got ignored especially by girls.

this made his blood boil, and he tried making attempts to catch your attention though they were all a failure.

even when he was overseas he couldn't help thinking about you, and sooner or later realizing he was attracted to you.

which became his sole reason to come to Japan often; during those times when rin wasn't around he would try to start a conversation with you.

his aura would often make you uncomfortable and the sometimes the conversation would meet awkward ends

you being the type to share everything with rin; you told him about how sae and you would have awkward conversations; and he would try to become closer with even after you try to maintain a safe distance.

rin stayed quiet about it at first but still confronted you about not to be worrying about him.

until one day he saw it for himself; when sae was talking with you, you seemed uncomfortable.

seeing you like this; he just pushed sae off rudely and say "(Name) let's go somewhere else" glaring coldly at his older brother.

After that incident rin would stay around you so that his brother won't trouble you again.

sae was really annoyed about it; he looked ways to break you two apart, until he ended finding out how loyal and honest you were with rin and vice versa.

it was nearly impossible but it didn't mean he was going to give up.

until one day he decided to invite you and rin to his match, which you gladly accepted making rin accept it as well.

scoring like a monster on that day and showing off his skills; was all a play to catch your attention, this time wasn't actually a failure as he saw you just smiling at his goals.

but little did he know you were smiling because of rin joking around about his brother looking like a clown, you had to admit sae was really good at soccer but it didn't mean it took upon your interest.

you had to compliment him after the match like any humble person would do; but those words made sae's heartbeat faster.

but later rin asked to have a "private convo" with his brother making you leave the room so they have their private space.

rin starting it off " i'm aware what you're doing brother.", sae rolled his eyesand replied "ok and?", "stay away from (Name), she doesn't need you; that's i got to say" "bye" rin turned his back to walk away when sae spoke from behind

"i don't care, she will be mine one day."

i mean this is how imagine it; it can be more spicy and thrilling with spicy words and writing😫

also sorry for the late reply, its just i have been busy with things

#sae itoshi #love triangle??????????????#bllk x reader #bllk #bllk sae #yandere sae #nyxxcore #itoshi sae #rin is a sasuke uchiha fan #rin itoshi #itoshi rin #blue lock rin #blue lock #blue lock sae itoshi

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angfdz · 11 months

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my crush is moving back to xxx today & i am profoundly relieved bc i cannot be going thru these emotions every other day like he’s literally got me out here trembling like a chihuahua dog from all the chemicals my nervous system lets out lmfasdljfag. even if they’re positive it’s TOO MUCH

i told him a few days ago that I want an ordinary relationship by which I mostly meant Monogamy lol bc from the beginning he’d said that like let’s just enjoy each other & not define anything (& i p much wasn’t sure if that meant we were exclusive or not) (despite not.. using.. a condom..)

anyway after i told him that he was like “I haven’t been with anyone except you since we started going out... although...”

apparently before he met me he’d been going out w this girl he met in some art fair, only she lives in Puebla & she’d asked him to cut off his other open relationships, which he hadn’t been very comfortable with but did anyway & sort of transformed them (to friendships)

and anyway he told her about me & she said well I’m not down for that & they broke it off.

and before that he was like, in these sexual relationships with all these different girls AFJLDSfj hoe. ahem. INCLUDING his ex, where they would still kiss and stuff (though i think that’s all) omg INCLUDING the girl whose house he was staying at who is his best friend, i guess they had sex once & were like “I think we’re too good friends to be doing this lmfaooo” (i get it bc i made out w my friend nico once & it was like. right. this is nice but weird as hell).

and in the month he was here, that girl’s roommate came onto him & wanted to sleep with him

me after hearing all of this in one go: wow.

it must be so nice to be a man who is like, somewhat decent bc girls will just WANT you. anyway i’m having to deal with a lot of found feelings bc of that, since he still p much actively hangs out w his best friend, his ex, that roommate, and like a plethora, a whole variety of different lady friends.

anyway he also said “te quiero” last night which is like I love you-LITE. in spanish & i ahem. said it back. wtf

and today he’s going away so i’m like oh good a moment to breathe & decide whether i should fucking medicate myself again bc holy shit i cannot with all of this!!!!

#personal

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nightswithkookmin · 1 year

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"hello?i adore your blog and especially your way of writing.I'm a fanboy jimin biased,I'm here because I seriously need your advice.we have interacted before in a positive way I see thru your posts that you are an open minded person,that's why I chose your blog among others that are here despite not allowing anonymous posts so I created a new acc for this.I wouldn't post this on twitter basically bcs the people there are dogs that bark so much and are very judgemental.I needed someone who doesn't know me hiding behind a banner acc is easier in things like this.and a good advice from mature people so am here.and sorry in advance if I'll gross you after reading this🤫.. there's something unique about your outlook on things and my eyes love viewing the content you share. beautiful work!..so let's start?"

You about to drop a bomb on me ain't you?

"I'm jimin biased fanboy I guess I mentioned that,so i'm one of those annoying dudes who have everything hes ever dreamed of.ive built a successful career that i enjoy,i have the perfect NYC apartment that i was planning on asking my gf to move in with me next year ,I have a girlfriend and I truly love her,she's the best thing that has happened to me.but I have always had sexual fantasies about jimin which I just curse myself when those sinful images pops in my thoughts and ignore them because it's normal to have such fantasies with your crush right?..but this is too much fantasies for a stranger and a celebrity at that.first I find jimin so damn SEXY AND HOT even thou he can be soft,fluffy,small and his angelic features comes out more often.I love both his charms he's a man of crazy duality and am a sucker for both..hes the prettiest man i have ever seen in my life.his beauty features leaves me speechless,jimin invented beauty so breathtaking.I find myself thinking about him taking me from behind in my solo love-sessions.jimin pops alot in my thoughts when i masturbate,and the sinful thoughts are all images of him doing the naughty stuffs to me.like I'm being so submissive to him.and I enjoy all those sexual fantasies ALOT! I noticed I enjoy having those solo love-sessions with him occupying my thoughts.now what made me so worried is those dirty images cropped up when I was on top of my gf damn it!! we always have great sex so I don't know why I started thinking about jimin again.seriously this is so embarrassing because I took like forever to reach orgasm,and my gf thought something was wrong I tried so hard to concentrate but the moment I started thinking about my jm fantasies i ejaculated so hard it was intense I fell like a log of wood. this has now happened twice and I find it so disturbing,those thoughts came when I'm alone and solo loving myself but not when am with my partner.thats why am confused.also to mention I'm not gay/bi I've always considered myself straight on the whole, I have had many heterosexual relationships and one night stands with only girls all of which i enjoyed. I have never been attracted to guys.dont get me wrong I'm not a homophobe I have friends and relatives in lgbtq. in my country that's not a big deal because same sex relationships are legal here.I have tried to see if I get attracted sexually to my male friends but nothing. I'm scared I wouldn't want my gf to find out about this because what's funny is ,she's also a jimin biased but solo stan😓😓and because she will so hate me I will die. also something weird is I enjoy keeping up with my fantasies I love when my thoughts are filled with him doing all crazy stuffs on me.I would make the fantasies a reality if given a chance but well that is impossible.so help me I want to know why am like this??I don't understand why am having all this fantasies with jimin?is he my gay awakening?but why am I not feeling attraction to other male friends?.and pls sorry if this will seem like I'm sexualizing him I love jimin so much to do that.is just something I don't disturbing me.I know I might sound like a pervertted asshole when I say I love and enjoy every bit of those fantasies when am alone not when am on top of my partner."

HOLY SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING BRO!!!!!!!

Forget grossing me out, I'm traumatized for life😭😭

You want JM to put what where sir😭😭😭😭😭

I'm not even gonna front- ME TOO MA HOMMIE

This is Jimin and all of us

But I think your girlfriend reads my blogs and sent a similar ask about this already💀💀💀💀💀💀

If she's a JM Solo Stan she won't hate you.

No. No. No.

SHE WILL KILL YOU. DOUBLE HOMICIDE

Those bitches be crazy.

Jokes aside, I think this conversation should be had with a professional if you can afford one- preferably, one that is queer and well versed in issues related to these. Spoiler alert, they will tell you this is normal.

You might be having a bi or queer awakening or you might not. You'd be surprised how normal some of these things are among "straight" folks. But still talk to a professional.

You don't need random voices on the internet screwing with your head and filling you with all sort of nonsense that's gonna further confuse you, your sexuality or your identity or even make you hate yourself down the road.

And I won't lie, I have a gay agenda and wish everyone was gay and I'm a little bit high key hetero-intolerant. And so I would trend carefully with you okay?

Like I'm tempted to say you are gay and call it a day😃

Straight is boring anyway😴

Anyway, take anything I say here with a grain of salt.

Honestly, you seem to be conflating questions about sexual identity with questions about sexual fantasies and eroticism. Some straight men love butt play too🤷🏾‍♂️

I mean do you feel shaky in your sexual identity as a straight man? Is your attraction to JM making you question your sexuality at all? You don't seem frightened at the thought of another man topping you- are you open to that? Would you be okay taking dick or dildo for instance?🤔

If that part don't scare you then welp get your gal the strap and bend over for her baby😁

Feels good trust me😌

I think you just might be kinky and not necessarily gay or bi.

If you are gay or bi that's valid too🤭

I think you might be having an awakening of a sort though. But not in the way you think you might be in my opinion. Jimin is sexy, beautiful, cute, hot, flaming hot all wrapped into one. As you've rightfully pointed out. If he has this effect on you, it's a sign you are a sexually healthy individual.

He do be confusing his own mates sometimes. Has them clutching their penis and shit when he moves.

And by the way, this is him reacting to another man

Did that shit on live TV too. He literally goes blank in the head when he sees Jungkook's naked back on stage.

Jungkook saw Namjoon's thighs and did a 360 on his career path.

YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

If most straight guys were more honest and open with their sexual desires, and weren't so afraid of being tagged gay, you wouldn't think this is strange at all. But all they do is lie. Truth is most men find other men attractive too and it's perfectly normal. They may not want to sleep with them, but they do get attractions for them or even tingles down there for other men every now and then.

Shit girls do too💀

Is it possible you might not find other men attractive simply because they are not attractive to you? Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder but an attractive person is an attractive person. And if they are not they are not.

That aside, you attribute certain qualities to JM that you may simply not be attributing or associating with the men in your life which is why you don't find them equally as attractive. You mentioned JMs duality. Which of your male friends have that duality you find desirable in JM? None.

Also, you just seem to me to be having domination/ submissiveness kink fantasies which is why you are able to express those even when on top of your GF who is obviously not a man.

Or perhaps you do attribute those dominant qualities to your gf too giving her that duality you find attractive.

You might simply want to be manhandled or dominated in bed by her or by anyone you find attractive including JM so look into that.

You might not feel similar attraction to your male friends because they are your friends and you do not see them as viable suitors to explore your submissive fantasies with. Or you simply might not be attracted to them at all. I mean I don't think just because you are straight means you should be attracted to all females. That would be ridiculous.

There's nothing wrong with being a little bit kinky every now and then. Just express those needs to your GF and ask if she can top you, or allow you to be submissive with her in bed. Instead of you initiations sex, tell her you want her to initiate. Rather than being on top of her, have her sit on top of you.

Or go full on spartan on her and have her try playing with your butt, bunny😏

Use your attraction to JM as a springboard to explore your sexual desires in real life.

You might want to look into Femdom. Or Fem domination and see if it's something you are into for instance if indeed you are having a submissive kink awakening.

Or explore the attributes of him you find arousing? Is it just his looks and beauty or it's his nurturing side and the way he praises others and speaks softly with them? If so you might have a praise kink as well.

If you could share specific details about those fantasies it would give me something to work with and we could unpack what is going on with you and him together.

But from the little you've shared I'm getting submissive kink vibes from you.

If you are gay it's fine too really 💜💜💜💜💜💜

If I were a man I would want to be thrown across the room and stuffed in a box naked by other men too😌

You don't have to be ashamed or fear your own desires. Or fear your partner will hate you for it. If she does she is not the right one for you.

Opening up about your sexual desires with your partner in a healthy way can be wholesome and bring you two closer.

Do a little bit of introspection yourself and explore these fantasies and understand them. You have to know whether they are merely fantasies or they becoming a fetish.

A fetish is something you need in order to be aroused. Without it you might not feel arousal or even orgasm. A fantasy is an expression of our desires. They teach us about ourselves and let us know who we are at our core.

Personally, my attraction for JM affirms my sexuality and is what makes me understand my emotional needs and express them well to my partner. Even as a man, it is that soft nurturing side of him that speaks to me and my kinks- turns out I'm into praise kinks and hearing him praise Jungkook and his band mates helps me see what I need from my partner and I'm able to communicate that well to her.

Sometimes I just show her clips of jikook or Vmin and say I want that for me. It's lazy but effective. Works great but I'm a libra and so turns out I'm also into degradation kinks and that always throws her off🤪

We are a work in progress😂

If I shared with you the things I've learned about myself from exploring my attraction to this man, Tumblr will ban me and the church will come for me and roast me gently over bonfire.

How long has this been going on for you? It might just be a phase? I don't know.

You might be gay but also you just seem to have a desire to be submissive during sex or you might be both hallelujah 😇

If so, I say welcome to the club 🥵

I volunteer to hold your legs down while he rails you🙂

Get on your knees bitch, daddy JM will be with us shortly ⛓😏

If you came here to get sane sorry.

I take souls for Jimin🙃

And if it turns out you are gay, EVEN BETTER😁

You are fine. You will be fine.

Don't judge yourself with the critical lens of others. As long as you are communicating openly, honestly with your GF and seeking her consent before trying anything with her while also respecting JM by not sexualizing him to his face and in person you shouldn't worry at all. I mean he doesn't even know you exist💔

Not that he will mind🤭

Try to look outside your friendship group to see if there are other men you find attractive in person. Your friends simply may not be doing it for you.

If you do decide you are gay, find me. Drinks on me🙃

Naa, wait. Yup you rich. Drinks on you😆

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winderlylandchime · 6 months

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Hi! I hope you’re feeling better after your booster. I remember I felt like I was going to hell and back every hour of the day when I got mine but i agree, way better than covid. I always feel like I forget to reply to literally anything you say and I always feel bad because I swear it’s because of the fact that I’m busy babysitting a grown man. But to respond to some stuff:

Yes, he did accidentally steal a dog. Our mom took the dog to the groomers and he went to pick it up and they gave him who they thought was our dog. Turns out they accidentally made a mistake because there were two dogs that were identical (my mom looked for pics because i refused to believe it but nope, they looked like siblings and they gave them the same grooming style or whatever). He then all confused sent a pic of the dog to mom and was like ‘why is he acting so weird whats up with him?’ And even jokingly blamed her for the reason why the dog hates him bc how dare she groom him. And then they called from the groomers because they realized the mistake. At least it was the same dog and not a completely different one because that would be actually dumb on his part.

Also yes, our parents are going through it because of him. The parts that I don’t tell you guys about are when they text or call me to cuss me out because he’s annoying them. The rest of the family finds it hilarious but they unfortunately get the constant texts and voice memos and calls about a fictional character. Earlier this week (i think it was this week? Time is not real for me anymore, my bad) he woke them up at 3 am because he couldn’t sleep because he had thoughts about Britin. Our dad actually blocked his number for a full day after that which didn’t work because my brother ended up calling his assistant at work and pretended that it was an important family emergency (about him btw!!!! Which is fucked up on so many levels right now) and when dad answered all panicked, he went ‘did you seriously block my number because I asked you if you thought Brian is going to profess his love for Justin?’ So they are tired of him for sure. But i think we all know that this is not going away any time soon.

And yes, he is getting more and more curious about the cast. I think it’s because he knows he’s close to the ending so now he has a ton of questions that he didn’t care for at the start. I’m genuinely leaning towards showing him the out of the box interview and Randy’s podcast. Gale’s because it’s so interesting and since he’s obsessed with him, he’ll probably love learning more about him and with Randy he will be for sure shocked by what Randy is like. And omg I actually almost broke character and had an actual reaction when he lowkey went into RPF territory. I have no clue how we/he ended up here but oh boy. I also weirdly can’t wait for him to find out Gale is straight. Because i swear, this man genuinely has a crush on him and i can no longer tell if it’s in a bromance type of way or not.

And he is feeling a little better but unfortunately he had a tiny setback with his recovery this week which sucks. But he is much better and i can tell because for the past few days he didn’t want to watch new episodes and didn’t even speak much about Brian/Britin (except while rewatching old eps) because he was actually worried he wouldn’t be able to give his full attention and watch it properly. And today he was talking to our uncle about how much Brian has changed in the last season and how he has many thoughts about the last season. Which he still has to share with me. And when he does, best believe I will be here in a heartbeat.

Haha no worries! No one is here to hear about my boring little life. You and your brother are the content people are here for.

I am dying over that dog grooming story. I can see how that could happen. One time when I was very little, I fell asleep at my friend’s house. My parents were coming home late from a date night and had the key to my friend’s apartment to let themselves in and grab me. When they got back out into the hallway (this was in an apartment building) where it was light, they realized they had my friend and not me!

Your brother faked a family emergency so your dad’s assistant would put him through? OH NO! That is a bridge too far. Your parents must be so annoyed and angry.

I think we are ALL wondering if what your brother feels for Gale is bromance or perhaps a little something more.

I am excited to hear your brother’s thoughts on Brian’s growth. I totally get only rewatching until he’s in a place to give his full attention.

#ask winderlylandchime #dear sweet anon #queer as folk #a straight man watches qaf us 2000 in the year of our lord 2023

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eolewyn1010 · 1 year

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Dragging Frankenstein - prologue

Well, fuck it; I miss posting more various stuff of my own instead of just reblogging, so I'll post the snark I have bestowed on Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. Don't be misled; it's a hell of an interesting read if one can get over the Regency prose, but the protagonist pisses me off to unholy degrees, so I shan't be too respectful. I'll do it my way, with only arbitrary regards to the lingual differences between Now and Then (rule of Funny goes, folks) and with my silly little counters. Don't take to seriously. Onward to the prologue, and one Captain Robert Walton, who is not our protagonist!

“in a country of eternal light” – wtf, Walton? Does he mean polar days? Bc those are not eternal, but then he does spout a lot of purple prose (and so does the entire book).

And more weird fantasizing – “passage at the pole”, what’s that supposed to be good for? “secret of the magnet”???

“my education was much neglected” – yeah, stop marveling at your self-taught brilliance already; I swear, Walton and Victor both are so egotistical it’s no miracle they can take an interest only in one another.

Also, Walton had an emo poet phase. And his Chemical Romance didn’t take off. LOL.

“worked harder than the common sailors” – sure you did, you spoiled little rich kid. “preferred glory to luxury” – I’m getting distinct Stede Bonnet vibes here, and in a very Privileged White Guy way. And he keeps exotizing Russia. I SO PRIVILEGED: 1

“longing for a friend” calls in the Gay™, and after bashing his so-beneath-him sailors for a bit, it settles in with “I desire the company of a man […] whose eyes would reply to mine. You may deem me romantic…” Counter starts now. DAS GAY: 2

“shall certainly find no friend on the ocean” – yeah, chill out, we saw your subtle foreshadowing. Why does he keep telling his SISTER how his early life went??

His “best years spent under your gentle and feminine fosterage” leading to a distaste of brutality is ever so slightly sexist in several directions, but it also rings in the theme of every goddamn female character being cast in the light of a maternal figure – even when that is not the relation in which she stands to the character in question. EVERY WOMAN IS A MOM: 1

Whyyyyy does the gossip about his ship master’s failed love story take up so much space? I dunno this guy???

“as silent as a Turk”, “ignorant” and “savage inhabitant of some island” – oh, hai, racism!

Is one single dog really strong enough to pull a sledge with a person plus luggage on it?

Funny how Walton describes Victor as all emaciated and shit, and yet goes insta-thirsty like “must have been a noble creature in his better days, being even now in wreck so attractive and amiable” – and Victor is “uneasy when anyone except myself enters his cabin”, gotcha. DAS GAY: 4

And five minutes after knowing him, Walton declares him the “brother of my heart”, and his “affection for my guest increases every day”. DAS GAY: 6

The unfounded praises of Victor being “wise, noble, gentle” get on my nerves, but imagine my eyebrows at the lines “a groan burst from his heaving breast” and “my thirst for a more intimate sympathy”. Because… huh. DAS GAY: 7

Bitch, where do you get off calling your sister fastidious? She probably had the same education you did! Get your ego out here.

Walton’s crush on Frankenstein is already getting old; does he need to gush about him like he’s the bees’ knees? He doesn’t know this asshole at all! “his lustrous eyes with their melancholy sweetness” – ok, Walton needs to get laid. DAS GAY: 8

What a queer intro, and no, I don't plan to stop making fun of this kind of language. It's the only redeeming grace of these characters.

#Frankenstein #personal opinions #disclaimer: this is just for shits and giggles

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canarypoint · 2 years

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maybe reader is bestfriends with yelena and finds her to be the most badass person she knows, but kate has a crush on r and is stupidly jealous trying to impress her skdkakdmasm

a/n: hcs are not my thing but i had too many ideas that wouldn't fit one drabble lmao anyways i got super carried away and forgot all of my ideas as i was writing. i have no idea what this is i'm sorry. one more thing, i will d*e before i have yelena call kate anything other than "Kate Bishop" exactly like that

warning(s): poor attempt(s) at humor, i'm not funny lol, jealous kate is adorable, all lower case bc i felt like it, yelena is asexual and aromantic, HAWKEYE (INCLUDING EPISODE 5) SPOILERS, mentions of (nat's) death, the snap/blip/whateverthefuck the iw/endg*me events are called, not proofread, let me know if i missed anything

pairing(s): kate bishop x fem!widow!reader, yelena belova x platonic!reader

you met yelena a few months after she and her family took down the red room

you were a widow too, which really sucked, but on the bright side-

instant best friends

melina and alexei adore you

eventually yelena introduced you to nat, and now you have a big sister :)

a/n: my hcs my rules nat survived or got brought back or whatever idk you decide

yelena and you worked together to get integrated into society (she was much better and much faster than you at it)

nat also helped a lot

she introduced you to the james bond franchise

very disappointed (but also highly amused bc she's actually just a softie under her rough 'i'm-an-ex-assassin-turned-shield-agent-turned-avenger' persona) when all you did was whine about the inaccuracies

but now it's your thing :)

anyways back to yelena-

she's the neediest person you've ever met

fanny (her dog) is less of an attention wh*re than her

like honestly you could be doing anything and she'll walk into your room, sit on your bed (regardless of whether you're still in it or not) and just cuddle whatever part of you she can reach

she gives no fucks about awkwardness

it gets to a point where people don't know if you're dating or not

which is like, fine, y'know? neither of you really try to correct people (at least not anymore), except she's ace and aro and isn't interested in dating, and at this point it would be weird to date you

(she said that in the nicest way she could and nat still scolded her for half an hour about politeness and manners, all while you stood in a corner laughing your ass off at the entire situation)

plus you're convinced she's way out of your league

like that woman (yelena, nat too, but specifically yelena) is so. fucking. awesome.

you've watched her take people out with nothing but a paper clip and a teddy bear

(the teddy bear was just for show)

so yes the woman is a badass and you will fight anyone that argues otherwise

excluding nat, but even she knows how badass her sister is

but anyways the snap happens while you and yelena are at some widow's house or something (you're not entirely sure the situation was very confusing)

and then you return and five years have passed?? and the widow-maybe-not-widow has a husband? and a kid?

and apparently nat died but then somehow got brought back to life? or was like... unkilled?

at least yelena used the word "unkilled"

nat said her soul was traded for the soul stone and then captain america traded it back for her soul??? it was a very very rough conversation

so anyways after you and yelena got caught up you met hawkeye

that was interesting

you accidentally scared him bc his hearing aids were off so he tried killing you with a quarter

that was fun

you're now 25¢ richer (more like less-poor)

and then clint's partner? sidekick? protege?? walked in

instant heart eyes

from both of you

neither of you knew

the others immediately started making bets

you... did not realize you were in love

you've never been in love before! how were you supposed to know that feeling was romantic attraction!? no one taught you that!

kate on the other hand

fucking WHIPPED

like you got a papercut once (it was yelena's fault :( she threw an envelope at you instead of nat)

kate flipped out

literally almost flipped a table trying to get to you with an entire, brand new first aid kit

it was hilarious but you were too busy pouting at yelena to notice

a week later yelena and nat were sparring, so obviously you were sitting on the bench taking notes because oh my god it's THE natasha romanoff in a spar right in front of you???

also yelena had this one trick you couldn't master so you were studying her fighting moves (also just so you could finally beat her in a fight)

kate did not like that

well more like she didn't like that she was like 10 feet away sparring with clint and you just barely missed her flipping him over her shoulder (and accidentally almost dislocating his in the process)

it's fine he was fine clint is FINE

but yeah you didn't notice her and it hurt :')

clint finds the entire situation hilarious

yelena wants to help but she's protective and doesn't want kate to break your heart (you're fragile. even if you aren't. you're fragile, to her at least)

nat is also protective, but she also has more confidence in your ability to recover from heartbreak than her sister does LKSHFKGDF

so she decides to take pity on kate (for your sake) and help her

but nat isn't really one for "dating" all that much and only really knows what she's had to learn for missions, so she tells kate to just "put the truth out there. no big deal, she feels the same way. you're welcome"

kate did not follow nat's advice

she just kept pining

and getting jealous

somehow it became a vicious cycle

but then one day, team widowhawk (clint and kate voted for team hawkwidow but it was 3 vs 2 so guess who won 🙃) had to take down a smuggling ring or something

and you and yelena ended up having to pretend to be each other's date to the event

it was awkward for everyone

but it was the push kate needed to finally admit her feelings

only she got scared, started rambling, and then kissed you mid-sentence (it was her sentence?? she cut herself off by kissing you and it was so funny yes the others recorded it)

then you started kissing her back (just because you know nothing about dating doesn't mean you don't know how to kiss, kate learned that night)

and suddenly she realized she was kissing you without consent

so she pulled back and started apologizing

which only led to more rambles and she was literally on the verge of tears

"katie it's fine, you can kiss me all you want" -you

"i thought i told you not to call me that" -kate, wiping her tears

"you did, but i'm not gonna stop unless you make me" -you said with a wink

she did not get the hint until yelena yelled, "Kate Bishop, she wants you to kiss her again"

and then she did

and yelena said "see? you are funny sometimes, Kate Bishop!"

and now you have a reckless dumbass of a girlfriend to look after and kate has a dumbass ex-assassin girlfriend to look after

#wow i got carried away #kate bishop x reader #kate bishop imagine #yelena belova x platonic!reader #natasha romanoff x platonic!reader #clint barton x platonic!reader #woha i wrote this #i'm scared to post this but i'm also too emotionally drained to care

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heyitsyn · 3 years

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RANDOM SEIJOH HCs ACCORDING TO GIGI

a/n: this is a thing i cooked up between doing trig exam and ap gov review akdsjfldskfj

IM PRETTY SURE I ALREADY USED THIS GIF BUT IM WANTING TO RE-DO MY ENTIRE PAGE AND MAKING BANNERS SO THIS IS A TEMPORARY THING AJDJDJJD ALSO I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THE KEEP READING THING ON THE APP BYE

oikawa def listens to indie music just bc he wants to feel unique and the 'iM diFfErENt fRoM oTHeR gUrLs' vibes

i FIRMLY BELIEVE IWAIZUMI HAJIME IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO CHOMPS ON HIS ICE CREAM BC HE LIKES TO FEEL THE COLD ON HIS TEETH AKSJSKSKSK

meanwhile kunimi eats a kitkat like its pizza just CHOMP

makki caNNOT sleep without a pillow between his thighs LIKE LISTEN he has 2 sisters and they all told him its so comfortable and at first he was like,, ??,, then he tried and now cant sleep without it

bUT MATTSUN LIKES TO SLEEP WITH PILLOWS SURROUNDING HIM bc it makes him feel safe and like there are two body pillows on either side of him and hes kinda trapped in the middle aksjskdk

when kyo was younger, he was really short and although he had other pants, he loved this one pair but they were really long on him and he wore it all the time and the part of the pants that touched the ground is torn in shreds

kindaichi steps on the sofa before sitting LIKE puts one foot on the cushion then the other until hes literally standing on the couch before folding to sit with his knees up to his chest (i do this)

watari sniffs his food before eating it no matter if its something he eats all the time or something new, he still sniffs it either way

yahaba is really particular with his feet and he likes to get a really big tupperware (duh one only meant for his feet) and fill it up with warm almost boiling water and he just soaks them

oikawa has sleep paralysis and he oftens hallucinates about aliens in the corner of his room

kunimi does this thing where he makes weird noises with his mouth like sounds of his mouth opening LIKE when youre tastinf something new and you do that sound with your tongue (I DUNNO HOW TO DESCRIBE IT AJDKSKKD)

makki bends his knees just to crack his ankles

iwa sneezes a ton but he has those sneezes where theyre quiet that you dont even notice or really loudly that it just echoes throughout the gym

kyo sleeps with one sock on bc his feet gets cold easily but both socks make him feel really hot so only one sock is perfect

for a tall and hunk of a guy, mattsun is a very light walker like his footsteps are very light and if he wants to, it can be practically silent

watari actually hates vegetables ajssksksk he particularly hates zucchini, eggplants, any vegetables that are that shape

kindaichi likes to stick or lean against walls because to him, they feel cold and can decrease his body heat

oikawa stands and places his feet at V position like \/ instead of ll because his sister did ballet and he was taught that was the right way of standing and it was considered graceful

yahaba has a fear of cactuses

mattsun does so badly in the heat because his body temp runs so high and the hot surroundings make him feel so uncomfortable and so he takes a lot of cold showers

iwa cannot swim like he freaks out immediately when his toetips can no longer feel the bottom and he panics with thoughts of drowning

watari has really small feet that he still buys big kids shoes to save money

kyotani considered playing baseball because he thought baseball bats were cool but he got angry and threw tantrum after missing his first pitch

iwa chomps on a whole raw chili while eating ramen akskksks

oikawa actually hates sweets bc when he was younger, he had cavities and iwa showed him a cartoon of cavities eating his teeth and will make him toothless

kindaichi really really likes hugs but hes too awkward to ask them even from his parents

yahaba chomps on mints so he goes through boxes of them in a week

i feel like theres a boy in the team who doesnt brush their teeth everyday and rubs a towel on their teeth to make it look clean and take mints to hide their bad breath

iwaizumi is actually iron deficient so he bruises super super fast and he even developed iron defiency anemia when he was younger bc his parents didnt catch on which caused him to be put on strong medication for months and still takes it now

WAIT,, OIKAWA IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT BUT HE LIKES MILK SO HE EATS MILK BREAD TO MAKE HIM FEEL NOT SO BAD OR GUILTY OF CONSUMING STRAIGHT DAIRY

seijoh four bonding time is watching gordom ramsey shows and yelling and screaming 'YEA! EXACTLY!' as if theyre also cooking genuises

watari used to eat grapes all the time until his mom got worried and told him if he doesnt stop, he will eventually turn into one. he only eats it every few weeks

when he was younger, kunimi cried because he had befriended a chicken on a trip to a farm and his mom took him to eat fried chicken after and he thought it was Chicky (his chicken friend :"))

kyotani used to stick out his tongue when it was raining so he could taste the raindrops. they taste better than bottled water

one time, during a seijoh sleepover, they dared oikawa to wear his sisters old uniform, skirt and all, and it backfired so everyone turned red and couldnt look at him in the face

their pregame ritual is touching each other's shoe tips

they tried doing yoga at yahaba's house before by watching yoga youtube videos but everyone ended up having to go to the chiropractor after (how did makki even turn into the human pretzel?)

the local gym gets so scared when they see the team coming through the doors bc these men are so LOUD like they HYPE EACH OTHER UP SO MUCH THEYRE SO ANNOYING AKSKSKDK

also never take them to an all you can eat sushi place. if you do, bring them earlier of the day like 30 mins after opening time so the cooks can cook enough for them without running out of ingredients (even then sometimes they still run out)

oikawa used to eat his mom's roses from her garden because he thought it would make his farts smell good like roses

takahiro is a surprisingly good artist like he draws really cool action fighting scenes in the corner of his papers and stuff

in my work: it's canon that iwa is half filo and his nanay used to dress him up in a barong all the time during halloween bc she wanted him to showcase his heritage

yahaba drinks a lot of milk because he hopes to one day grow strong and bulky like the 3rd years instead of being seen as a pretty boy

kindaichi's mom is a hairstylist and she always scolds him for using a lot of gel bc she's always the one who washes his hair

makki never learned how to do taxes and hes had the government knocking on his door a handful of times (BOKUTO AKKDJSKKS)

kyo has a dog: a chiweenie

there's someone on the team who wears those socks with individual pockets for toes

their pinterest is so different from what they look like for example, mattsun has a board of different flower decorations and arrangements

kunimi throws up during intense horror movies

watari's celeb crush is emma watson

the team alternates from different music genres like from ateez and bts to mxmtoon and beach bunny

they still dont know how to pronounce camila cabello's name

theyre all active in social media but only oikawa is on it 24/7 and in all platforms while the others have insta and snap

mattsun has twins as little siblings and he used to get them mixed up all the time that he used to draw a sharpie dot on the girl's forehead to determine she was his sister

watari hates sitting on the floor bc his butt bone hurts really easily so he can only sit on cushions for long periods of time

the team was supposed to have a party but everyone didnt know what to bring so they proved they shared the same braincell by bringing the same thing: a box of pizza

makki's an old soul and prefers to play records on a record player or watch old movies

kyo is surprisingly good at giving massages because he really pushed hard on those tense muscles

kindaichi knows how to crack necks so everyone goes to him a lot to do it (a friend of mine does this and can i say its terrifying yet so good?)

the only one who has a license is matsukawa and thats because granny needs to go to the doctor a lot and he hates her walking by herself and cabs are expensive

kyotani and yahaba are actually,,, lowkey close,,, not like best friends but theyre nice to each other and they got a stick and poke together (yahaba's was: :) while kyo's was: >:))

watari has a collection of mangas (some bl maybe 👀)

WARNING SAD: mattsun’s future job is a funeral person right? he ends up taking care of granny’s funeral free of charge and he had to take a week off because it was really painful for him

oikawa learned spanish SUPER fast to the point he forgets japanese sometimes but there are moments where he forgets both languages and hes just,,,, ???

makki’s unemployed yea but he rooms with mattsun in exchange of cooking because makki’s surprisingly good at cooking

iwa is practically the nutritionist of the team because he knows everything about proteins, carbs, iron, and needed vitamins so they all go to him to know what to eat and what they need

kunimi has lots and lots of shoes but usually only wears 2

kindaichi has a habit of pretending hes chewing gum even though he doesnt have gum, his mouth just chomps and moves with air akasldfjkf

there was a clown phenomenon in america but in their city, they had a mascots and seijoh 4 went around scaring kids :”(

oikawa never manspreads he gets too insecure to spread out like that akdjfkd

kyotani can easily sleep anywhere like he would be standing and just fall asleep or he sleeps with his eyes open

yahaba’s parents own a restaurant somewhere in the city and he works there sometimes

IM REALLY GOING TOO MUCH ABOUT THIS YALL AKSDJFKL

SORRY IM WRITING TOO MUCH I FEEL BAD THAT I HAVENT UPDATED BUT IM IN A CAR RIDE RN AND I WAS ABLE TO WRITE AGAIN AND MY EXAMS HAVE FINISHED THIS WEEK IMMA CRY

PLEASE, FEEL FREE TO REPLY WITH ANY OTHER HCS YOU GUYS KNOW OF SO I CAN PUT IT IN HERE AND CREDIT YOU WITH IT SO WE CAN HAVE LIKE A HCS BOOK FROM EVERYONE BUT THIS IS WHAT I STARTED WITH

oikawa screams a lot according to gigi but he’s actually a really quiet guy and not easy to scare

OKAY YOU GUYS DONT KILL ME I SWEAR IVE BEEN SO TERRIBLE AT WRITING BUT YOU KNOW WHO TURNED ONE TODAY? THIS PAGE!!! MY BABY IS ONE ALREADY 😭😭😭 ANYWAYS, HOPE THIS CAN MAKE YOU GUYS SMILE TODAY AND SCHOOL ENDS NEXT WEEK AND IM ALREADY AT 132 DRAFTS AMSJKSDKSK SO OH MY GOD THERES GOING TO BE SO MUCH COMING AND IM SO EXCITED TO GET THEM OUT 😩😩

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fangirlswilltakeovertheworld · 3 years

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She-Ra High School Theatre Kid AU Headcanons

I made this because I am a theatre kid, and me and my sister were talking about Double Trouble being a theatre kid, so this happened. We basically came up with this entire au while we walked our dog.

Also I know none of this stuff would ever happen in real life, but it’s fanfiction, let me have this

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

Angella as the director

Shadow Weaver as the assistant director

Horde Prime is the principal who is very not supportive of the arts

Hordak is the head of tech

Castaspella runs costumes

Huntara is the choreographer

Actors:

Catra - Has been in love with theatre since she was a kid, wants to be an actress when she grows up. She’s only ever cast as the villain/antagonist because she’s so good at playing those roles, but she’s not complaining. Shadow Weaver hates her and constantly talks down to her whenever Angella’s not around. Really good singer.

Double Trouble - Also in love with theatre. Brings the drama. Really good at whatever role they receive. Always competes with Sea Hawk for the lead role regardless of gender.

Sea Hawk - Theatre kid is his entire personality and he lives for it. Competes with Double Trouble for the lead role regardless of gender. Loves roles that get to do fight choreography. Has a habit of setting at least one prop, set, or costume on fire every show. No one knows how, and honestly, neither does he.

Glimmer - Director kid vibes, we’ve all met one. You know what I’m talking about. Usually gets a big speaking role, but not the lead. Jealous of Catra bc Glimmer thinks the villains get better songs. Catra agrees and holds it over her head constantly. Has a habit of being an “actor director” sometimes, but never in a mean or condescending way, and most of the time Angella was going to give the same note. Most of the time.

Bow - Actor/Techie. Auditions for a role, but if he doesn’t get one, he’ll do tech. He doesn’t have a preference, he just likes being a part of the process and being with his friends. One of the only basses in the department.

Mermista - Actor/stage manager. Even when she has a role in the current show, Mermista is still the stage manager bc she’s the only one who can deal with and control everyone’s shit(aka Sea Hawk level shenanigans). Actually a really good actor when she puts effort into her roles, but it has to be for a show she actually likes.

Kyle - Usually ensemble, but sometimes he has small speaking roles. Famous for breaking or losing props.

Techies:

Entrapta - Sound/lights. Works with Hordak, they’re close friends. He’s dreading her graduation bc she’s the only who actually understands how to run the systems. She insists she’ll be back tho.

Scorpia - Build crew. Stronk. Nuff said. Started bc she wanted to support Catra, and kept doing it bc she thought the head costumer was cute.

Adora - Also build crew. Again, stronk. Paints occasionally because that was her first choice, but they lack muscle strength in build. Can only get away with painting if Lonnie is there that day. Joined to watch Catra and Catra only. Has only listed to the songs that Catra sings in her role. Has never listened to a full Broadway album. Glimmer is disappointed.

Lonnie - Build crew. Not that interested but comes to support her friends when she doesn’t have lacrosse practice. Never runs a show, but watches every night.

Rogelio - Paint crew. Adora lost an arm wrestling contest to him, and he got first choice. She’s forever salty for it but too nice to argue.

Perfuma - Head of costumes. Castaspella and her get along great, they practically have the same personality. Crushing on Scorpia.

Frosta - Costumes. Cousins with Mermista. Comes bc she heard about the chaos and drama that goes down. Will run shows if she doesn’t have hockey practice.

Swift Wind - Fly.

Now for the plot:

The show for the year: Wicked

Cast

Glinda - Double Trouble

Elphaba - Catra

Fiyero - Sea Hawk

Boq - Kyle

Nessa - Glimmer

Madame Morrible - Mermista

The Wizard - Bow

But then two tragedies occurred

Tragedy 1: Angella had to step down as director bc Micah was in the hospital or something idk

Tragedy 2: 2 days later, Sea Hawk breaks his leg pretty bad and he won’t be better in time for the show

Le gasp

So Shadow Weaver takes over as director

Some Shadow Weaver background info: She was a famous actress many years ago and thinks this high school production stuff is below her. She still has a lot of connections to the professional world that she uses from time to time. She wants Adora to follow in her footsteps as a famous actor despite Adora being an incredibly bad actor. She hates that Adora does crew and not acting, but couldn’t do anything about it. Until now.

Now that she’s director and they’re down a Fiyero, she basically forces Adora to play Fiyero, despite the other capable actors who could’ve done it and Adora’s own protests. Think something like: “why can’t bow do it? I’ll be the wizard if there really aren’t enough actors!” “Oh no, bow is the only one who can hit the wizards notes bla bla bla”

Adora doesn’t want to do it, but she also doesn’t want the department to not be able to do the show. Plus she would get to hang out with Catra a lot which would be cool

I’m guessing you can already tell where the conflict is coming from, but we had some very clear ideas of stuff that happened, like

Adora was behind bc she wasn’t going to play the role originally, she’s never acted before, and she can’t dance. So she has a lot of one on one practices with Huntara, the choreographer. Before getting the role, the only practices Adora would watch if she didn’t have crew were the dance practices. She went purely to watch Catra, but Catra thinks that she has a crush on Huntara.

Tension and miscommunication, y’know?

Bow and Glimmer are both very supportive but also nervous bc they know that Adora is extremely bad at acting

Sea Hawk has never seen Adora try to act before, so he doesn’t see what the issue is. Once he’s well enough to go to school again, he comes to every rehearsal even tho he can’t be in the show. And then he sees. And then he’s like, oh no.

But he tries to be supportive and pump Adora up.

Adora is feeling a lot of pressure bc of her new role and doesn’t want to screw things up for everyone.

Catra is a little pissed off that she’s been paired up with someone who can’t act for her senior show, so she’s a little snippy at first, and Adora is tense, and it’s a mess

But Shadow Weaver doesn’t care, and ends up blaming every problem they have during an acting scene with Adora and Catra on Catra, even though she’s the best actor in the department. Because ✨favoritism✨

And you know, they do the whole hot-cold, she hates me, she’s cute, I love her but she doesn’t like me, bla bla bla throughout the course of the show

A week before opening night, Shadow Weaver makes things worse by mentioning that she invited her friend who’s a talent scout to watch the show. Shadow Weaver wants the scout to help get Adora into the acting business.

Catra wants to use this opportunity to get her name out there, so she needs her performance to be perfect

Which is hard to do when her love interest couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag

It’s two days before the show and they still haven’t practiced the kiss scene. Every time they brought it up before, like “should we practice the kiss? I mean, only if you want we don’t have to”, they both got the impression that the other didn’t want to kiss them

(Useless lesbians)

So it’s 2 days before the show, and Shadow Weaver is like, you gotta practice the kiss

So they kiss, and Catra is like, whoa she’s a really good kisser, so she’s quiet after the kiss

And of course, Adora takes that silence as “she hated the kiss and she hates me” as you do

So their practices the next two days are even worse than they were before

Finally, it’s opening night. The scout is coming and they’re out of time. Shadow Weaver ends up shoving Catra and Adora into a closet. She does her whole “you don’t want to let me, your friends, or the audience down do you? Whatever’s distracting you needs to go” to Adora, and then she turns to Catra and is like “fix what you’ve done, I know you sabotaged her you useless child. You’re going to be the reason this show goes horribly” and then she leaves

AND CATRA AND ADORA ACTUALLY TALK I KNOW IM SHOCKED TOO

Adora’s like, sorry I’ve been so weird the past two days, I just realized I really like you after we kissed, but I know you don’t feel that way about me, sorry if that makes it weird

And Catra’s like, Adora you idiot I love you

And they kiss

And Bow finds them still kissing in the closet 20 minutes before the show opens and rushes them to Castaspella to get their make up fixed

It ends up being Adora’s best performance because every time they’re about to go on for a scene together, Catra tells her to forget about the audience and just focus on her

The scout ended up liking Catra and Double Trouble a lot to Shadow Weaver’s disappointment

Facts that aren’t important to the main plot, but definitely happened

One time, before Sea Hawk broke his leg, Catra was trying out her harness for the defying gravity and other flying scenes, and Swift Wind, who does fly, accidentally dropped her and she landed on Adora

No Good Deed was the best moment in the show, and the amount of emotion Catra was able to put into her performance during that song was a little frightening but also made a lot of people tear up

The second best scene in the show was surprisingly As Long as you’re Mine, because Adora was actually able to forget about the audience and just focus on her love for Catra

The show last year was Mean Girls. Catra was Regina. Glimmer was Gretchen(you can’t argue that she doesn’t give off, “I don’t think my father, the inventor of toaster stroodle, would be very pleased to hear about this” vibes). Mermista was surprisingly amazing as Karen, and played her deadpan perfectly. No one knows how she did it. Sea Hawk was Cady, Double Trouble was Janice, and Bow was Damien. They reference their experiences during this show during Wicked, but the only thing Adora remembers about that production is how hot Catra was during World Burn.

Ironically (or unironically, idk), Glimmer once said “I don’t think my mother, the director of the show, will be very pleased to hear about this” to an actor who was found sabotaging Catra’s mic for the show before Mean Girls. Catra thought Shadow Weaver put her up to it but there was no proof.

Princess Prom but making it Dancing Through Life

Or is it Dancing Through Life but make it Princess Prom

If someone wants to write this, please do, just send me the link so I can read it! I would write it myself but I’m lazy lol.

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wolf-and-bard · 3 years

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The Geraskier (and Lambden) H2O: Just Add Water AU of my dreams (bc Mermay is almost over and I haven’t done a thing for it and putting Geraskier into my favourite teenage shows is too much fun; this got long and messy):

-Geralt, Eskel, and Lambert grew up on the coast of Australia on an estate that is very big and private with its own sectioned-off part of the beach; among all their surfer kid school friends they are definitely the outcasts; they keep to themselves a lot and everyone thinks it’s because of their overprotective father who keeps them from throwing the best parties and also doesn't want them to go out into the ocean or have swimming lessons

-Vesemir is overprotective, but not for the reason everyone thinks; whenever he and/or his boys come into contact with water, they turn into mer-boys, complete with shimmering golden tails; he hoped this genetic oddity would pass them by, but it didn’t and so he taught them to be very careful for fear of them getting hurt

-they all cope with this in different manners: Geralt and Eskel mostly use their ability to do good; they protect little turtles from falling prey to predators, they collect trash from the bottom of the ocean; they also wrestle in the water a lot; Lambert tries to forget this is a thing and stays as far away form any body of water as he can; he spends most of his time secluded in his room, listening to edgy grunge music; sometimes his brothers can lure him out for a round of waterball in their private pool

-Jaskier is one of the popular kids one grade below Geralt (together with Lambert). He always gets the lead role in theatre, he has dozens of friends and a cool band and his outfits are outrageously fashionable; he vlogs a lot, he vlogs so much that anyone who has half a mind to get invested in his life will know everything from his morning routine to the night cream he uses; his favourite cafeteria lunch, the name of his teddy bear and his least favourite cousin

-Jaskier is also determined to befriend Geralt and his bros; he grew up in the same street as them and ever since he discovered Instagram, he’s been dying to take some shots in that house; he’s been over once, when Vesemir made the mistake of inviting a few kids Lambert’s age to his birthday party which ended up in a cake-throwing disaster; little Jaskier thought it was a great idea to tow the garden hose in and clean everything which ruined Vesemir’s favourite rug and had Geralt turn into a mer-boy on the spot; needless to say, Jaskier attributes this memory to a fever dream

-So, Jaskier starts following Geralt and Eskel around (he knows he’ll have no luck with Lambert) and they brush him off every opportunity they get

-What Jaskier doesn’t realize is that Geralt is hardcore in love with him, like so much so that his poor teenage mind cannot stop producing hormones on overload; he spends a lot of time out in the depths to distract himself from this

-What Jaskier also doesn’t realize is that he is falling for Geralt; it’s only for the sake of the 'gram, he tells himself, and because his followers seem to love the chunky mysterious senior with his strangely white hair

-Jaskier’s followers figure it out, the whole school figures it out, Lambert and Eskel figure it out (Geralt lets the guy sit at their lunch table, of course they’re in love) and eventually, even Geralt figures it out. Only Jaskier doesn’t and Geralt has a big-ass secret to keep anyway

-and so, to get rid of his pent-up frustration, he dives deeper and deeper; Eskel starts to worry, Vesemir says it’s just a phase, Lambert plainly doesn’t care

-Speaking of: Aiden is the snarky rich kid / bully that spends way too much time obsessing over uncovering their secret (bc he thinks he’s smart and always thought something about Vesemir was weird and he doesn’t like how they make such a fuss over their privacy). when he invities the three to one of his pool parties, he tries everything to make them reveal what they have going on, but Geralt doesn’t even show and Eskel keeps disappearing to play with Aiden’s dog and so Aiden is stuck with Lambert whom he definitely has a crush on, but won’t ever admit it. they’re enemies, okay? there’s a lot of tension and they end up drunkenly making out behind garden shed, something they both regret in the morning; Lambert doesn’t leave his room for a week straight and feigns a flu so he doesn’t have to meet Aiden at school; Aiden and Jaskier are friends ofc

-one day at school Geralt and Jaskier hang out on the lunch break alone because Eskel’s on a zoo trip with his class and Lambert is avoiding Aiden so he spends all his time holed up beneath the seats of the football field writing angry poems; Jaskier’s forgotten to charge his camera battery so it’s just them, stealing fries off each other’s plates, actually talking for once and Geralt’s sweating because Jaskier sits so close their knees bump and he looks ridiculously cute in his pastel dungarees and there’s this spot of ketchup on his nose that Geralt’s just itching to reach out and wipe away

-Jaskier isn’t all that hungry and he watches Geralt devour a third slice of pizza when he remembers his stupid childhood fever dream; he tells Geralt all about it, the cake fight, the ensuing mess and how he distinctly remembers Geralt growing a fish-tail and flopping around on the living room floor while Vesemir was screaming at them all to get out. “Funny, isn’t it? What your brain can make up?”; Geralt turns chalk-white and splutters a fake laugh

-he isn’t at school the next day and neither are Eskel or Lambert

-nor the next

-they are all a bit afraid, cautious and they just need to spend a few days, just the four of them, throwing themselves into the waves and being free of the shackles of their secrets; they chase each other around, they play some water ball and Vesemir makes them hot cocoa and rubs them dry the way he used to when they were younger and still unable to handle their transformation well

-as he does this, Vesemir thinks about moving somewhere more secure where there are less people, but he can’t take the boys’ life away; Geralt is clearly happy with Jaskier, Lambert’s coming around to opening up to someone, even if that someone is a giant asshole, and Eskel’s too easily unsettled to move elsewhere

-by the third day the boys don’t appear at school - and answer none of his texts - Jaskier gets unsettled; his followers urge him to just go and visit Geralt (they also finally enlighten Jaskier about his own feelings) and Jaskier does. thankfully, his camera is still uncharged and he forgot his phone at home or he would have filmed what he saw as he climbed their garden fence very ungracefully (no one opened the door)

-Geralt went too far out, too deep and got caught in the undertow of some massive waves, then was pulled under and cut himself on some rocks; Jaskier just about catches Eskel and Lambert dragging their brother ashore, his tail flopping helplessly; there’s blood washing away in the waves; Geralt’s eyes are closed and Jaskier understands with rare clarity that somehow this is his fault

-he hurtles towards Geralt, kicking up mud, so afraid that Geralt is going to die and as he does so he calls for Geralt, ignores Lambert’s curses and Eskel’s glower. They gently lower Geralt to the sand where the other two are out of reach of the hungry waves and Lambert runs for Vesemir, Eskel crouches down by Geralt’s tail, inspecting his wounds; meanwhile Jaskier is completely unfazed by the mer-boy thing, he simply drags Geralt’s head onto his lap and strokes his hair, apologizing over and over

-once Geralt is transformed back into human form, his wounds are patched up and Vesemir has given him a thorough lecture, he and Jaskier cuddle on the back porch couch and Jaskier keeps altering between laughing and crying; it’s ridiculous, Geralt is a mer-boy, but also he looked so fragile being hauled out of the water and Jaskier just loves him so fucking much

-and Geralt loves him back. and that’s how a spot of angst orchestrates their happily ever after

-meanwhile Aiden finds out when he has Lambert over for some making out one day and thinks it’s a funny idea to deposit his not-boyfriend in the pool mid-kiss; Lambert just floats in the pool, arms crossed, tail beating, waiting for Aiden to call the cops on him, but Aiden is super turned on and jumps in the pool with him and there’s more making out

THE END

#the witcher #my geraskier dream aus #geraskier #geralt x jaskier #mermay #merman!geralt #and co #jaskier #lambert #aiden #eskel #modern au #let's pretend like I'll write this for mermay next year #lambden #silly #high school drama #fluff #angst

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julie-and-the-himbo-ghosts · 3 years

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When I watched jatp for the first time (and a few others after that lol) I didn’t notice that Julie didn’t sing as much with Luke during Edge of Great until someone made a post about it and now I’m watching it while listening to the soundtrack on yt even tho I should totally be working and like woah this actually has a lot of depth while they’re really just singing???

Let me explain.

So Flynn tells Julie to tone down all the heart eyes while they’re playing before Edge of Great right and we can see she is obviously trying to do that (probably bc of the whole “I just had a whole daydream of dancing with my ghost crush to a love song I just came up with while supposed to be dancing with my dance partner” thing, but that’s a whole nother post) bc she’s rocking out with the crowd more than usual and Luke less than usually, etc. But like. The amount of emotion and interaction they do while just performing and all about this one thing Flynn said is amazing

So after after she rocks out with Reggie a little bit (and even has a little moment with Alex), you can see Luke kinda move towards her like he wants to do their mic sharing thingy right after the line “this moment is ours to own” but she turns away from him and vibes with the crowd more and you can literally see him stop moving forward, go back to his mic all sad bc why did Julie rock out with Reggie and then Alex but then ignore him?? And he sends Alex a little ? look before going back to normal singing, but he still looks a little sad and he shoots julie a bit of a confused sad look too before getting back into the song

(Sorry for the bad quality this is all on my phone and yt oof)

And then when he gets his solo bit and Julie goes to vibe with Reggie again he gives her The Look that I’m sure has been giffed many times

And they lock eyes and it’s kinda hard to see and a bit obscured by her hair, but you can see Julie giving him a similar look

And THEN while they’re staring at each other dead in the eyes, Luke does a little headshake thing which is him saying “hey hey come sing with me pls? 🥺” in like the most obvious way he knows and Julie’s face goes from sad pining to like kinda strained, trying-not-to-express-my m-true-emotions smile and she turns back to the crowd fairly quickly and she has this rather forced looking smile (it goes back to normal pretty quickly once she vibes with the crowd more but still)

And a little bit after this, at the “I believe, I believe that we’re just one dream / away from who we’re meant to be” part, Reggie comes over to sing in the mic with Luke but Luke just doesn’t move over (which is pretty ooc for him as we know) and Reggie gives him this look like “hey did you wanna sing together?” and he responds with the sad face and Reggie (I love him your honour) goes back to his mic like he understands that Luke doesn’t wanna do some mic sharing atm and maybe even why even tho this is so weird for Luke to do

Not to make a lot of of nothing but that’s pretty telling about Luke bc we always see him go over to Reggie or Julie or he beckons them over to him during every single performance afaik, so him rejecting mic sharing with Reggie while trying (and failing) to mic share with Julie several times throughout the song goes to show that hes not just sad bc he wants to share the mic with anyone then, he wanted to share it with Julie specifically, and her avoiding him made him hurt and not in the mood to do one of his favourite things (the same thing actually) with his best friend, which kinda implies that he thinks of Julie as more than just a friend (“we say we’re friends / we play pretend” parallels anyone?) And all of that gives me so many juke feels for such a small moment wow

And then it’s that thing where Reggie and Alex stop playing and it’s just Julie’s voice and Luke’s guitar (yknow that guitar bit that’s not included in the studio soundtrack) and when he walks up to Julie on the piano he has his real sad/maybe a bit confused/and maybe cautious in a way (?) smile while he plays the chords

But then Julie leans in kinda and gives him one of her smiles so he does too and he starts smiling this like puppy dog “okay we’re good now” hopeful smile

And so he leans in a little bit more to sing in her mic I think (boy does not stop trying ill give him that) bc he sings for the next line, so obviously he needs a mic right? But Julie stands up really quickly, a big “not in my microphone, Lucas,” and he walks back to his mic while he’s singing the lines “something big, something crazy / our best days are yet unknown” with Reggie and Alex, which is something I’ve never seen (or noticed, at least) him do bc he is always in front of a mic istg. He might have another sad 🥺 face again but I’m not really sure bc we get one small not very great shot where he kinda looks sad and like he’s pouring his sadness into his singing before the cameras moves to Julie and when we see him again he’s back in the vibe of the song

And then the bit when Alex and Reggie poof out. I think Luke was supposed to poof out then too and Julie was supposed to finish solo but he stayed so he could finally get his mic singing with Julie. One bc once Reggie and Alex stop playing and poof out, he stops playing too and lets his guitar hang by the strap while he walks over to Julie’s bench instead of poofing out. And when he sits down, right before singing and right after starting to sing, he has this hopeful, cautious (but in a soft way yknow?) expression. And then the other reason is that when you watch the video several times and at .75x and .5x speeds, you can see Julie startle just a little bit when he starts singing, as if she wasn’t expecting him to be there. But then she starts smiling, kinda like she wanted to sing with him and do their Thing the whole time, but she wouldn’t let herself so she could try and prove a point to Flynn, but then finally realized that she liked singing with Luke. And when she smiles, Luke smiles, and we get the soft end of Edge of Great duet, arguably one of the most iconic juke moments

Finally, all throughout the performance for the whole “she wanted to do the Thing with Luke but wouldn’t let herself to try and fail to prove a point to Flynn” thing: throughout the performance you can see her go all around the stage, like near the crowd, next to Reggie, close(ish) to Alex, on top of her piano, but she practically avoids Luke’s side of the stage completely, never going near him or even getting up close to the crowd past the middle.

Oh hecc this turned out WAY longer than I meant it to be but yeah. All of this is just like a “holy shit this is some amazing writing” moment for me, we stan Kenny Ortega and Nora Sullivan on this blog y’all

#LMAO I was trying to add more pictures but APPARENTLY I hit the ‘10 image limit’ so I’ll add some more in a reblog #also maybe some videos or smth if I figure out how to do that #kates jatp thoughts #a heccin essay if you ask me but that’s the tag #wow usually I am Not Great at more ~subtle~ body language but here we are #did I really spend nearly two whole hours on this instead of my hw? yes yes I did #bad idea? probably but do I regret it? n o p e #julie and the phantoms #julie molina #jatp #juke #luke patterson #alex mercer #reggie peters #the edge of great #edge of great #julie x luke

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Say My Name (Todoroki Shoto x Reader)

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Wow you’re doing so amazing with your fanfiction!!! Can you write something with Shouto where he gets jealous bc the reader is a nice person and he think she’s flirting with other guys,, and they argue and smut ensues. I hope that makes sense🤍

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So I am taking requests if any of you wanted me to write anything else:) again, I’m not that good at writing and I’m just barely getting started on writing smut. So just bare with me ya’ll lmao. Obviously these precious little babies are aged up because we definitely don’t stan for any underage bullshit. But yeah we all love SHOTO!!! I might love Bakugo more though (das my baby)👀 anyway I hope you enjoy it!😊

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 2,778

Disclaimers: Smut, Language, HELLA FLUFF, Bakugo being a fucking shit but what else is new, this was a request, @im-blossoming I hope you like it! Sorry it took so long!

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“Y/n-chan! Help me study please?” Kaminari pleaded, immediately breaking out the puppy dog eyes. His hands clasped together as he peered down at you.

You cocked your head to the side, “I thought Kacchan was going to help you and Eiji?” You pondered aloud.

Too loud maybe, because you gained the attention of some of your classmates.

“Dumbass! I told you to stop calling me that!” Bakugo screamed, fixing his eyes on you with an annoyed glare.

“Bakugo man, stop screaming at a girl. That’s not manly at all.” Kirishima piped in.

“Shut up shitty hair! It’s not manly for you to get shit grades either!” He growled back, the palm of his hands crackling with explosions.

“You see Y/n-chan! I don’t want that guy teaching me! Please;” Kaminari all but cried to you.

You were smiling in amusement during the entire exchange. Your friendship with these three was strange to say the least. You were a sweet girl, an all around genuine person, and let’s not forget smart, incredibly smart.

It’s unclear how the boys had gravitated towards you at the beginning of school, but you didn’t care. If anything, being around them was always fun, for you at least.

“Why don’t we all study together?” you suggested thoughtfully, “we can meet up in the dining room after dinner?”

“I don’t want to study with you dumbass.” Bakugo grumbled.

“Do you not like me Suki?” You pouted playfully.

Bakugo growled, his red eyes turning into slits. “Don’t call me that either!”

“What do you want me to call you then?” you frowned. Midoriya got to call him Kacchan, you didn’t see why you couldn’t either.

“If you’re going to call me by my first name than say it properly you fucking idiot!” He snapped.

“Fine Katsuki.” You rolled your eyes playfully at him. “Is that better?”

He grumbled under his breath, crossing his arms over his chest and looking away from you.

It was now time for lunch, all four of you walking out of the classroom, still discussing the plan for later tonight.

Unbeknownst to you, a certain pair of heterochromia eyes had been watching your every movement.

Todoroki hadn’t realized that he had been frowning the entire time he was watching you interact with your guys’ classmates.

“You okay Todoroki-kun?” Midoriya asked, seeing the troubled expression on his friend’s face.

“Yeah.” he said simply as he followed him out of the classroom and into the cafeteria.

The entire lunch he was silent, his mind wandering, but always coming back to what perplexed him the most: you.

It wasn’t like you guys were together, he wasn’t your keeper and you weren’t his either. He liked to think that you guys were closer than the three morons that you hung out with.

But then why have you never asked him to study together? Why do you call those guys by their first names but still refer to him by his surname?

His frown deepened.

Before he even realized it, it was already past dinner time, and right now he was watching you and Kaminari work on English together. Bakugo and Kirishima had their own topic of studying to cover, but you all sat at one of the tables, books and papers scattered around you.

You were too engrossed in the lesson plan to even notice the intensity of Todoroki’s stare, but Bakugo felt it immediately, his eyes snapping up with a glare.

“Why do you keep looking at us icy hot!?” He screamed, catching your attention. You looked up from the sentence you were helping Kaminari with, and made eye contact with blue and grey eyes.

You tilted your head to the side in curiosity, lips parting slightly as you stared at the beautiful man staring right back at you.

“I’m sorry Todoroki, are we being too loud? Do you want us to move to another room?” You asked softly; ignoring the loud protest of Bakugo not wanting to “move from his fucking spot.”

You watched as his lips pursed, a crease forming between his eyebrows.

Cute, you thought, vaguely aware of the blush that was creeping up on your face.

You had hoped that your crush on Todoroki wasn’t obvious. You had seen him at the entrance of U.A. on your first day of classes. You had thought he was incredibly good-looking. You had already formed a physical attraction to him, but it wasn’t until you had partnered up with him for a school project, and then as partners for most of your hero training courses, that you began to actually develop feelings for him.

You had a large amount of respect for Todoroki. You admired his quick wit, his strength, his always quiet and calculating demeanor, and most importantly, his strive to become the best hero.

It wasn’t that you didn’t want to become the best hero either, you had worked hard to get to where you were now, and you still had a long way to go. It was just that you admired the fact that he wanted to be better. You thought that he was already perfect, but his goals, and his determination to be better than his father, to be better than All Might himself, well, that motivated you too.

“You’re fine.” was his short response, his eyes flickering back to his book.

You sighed softly to yourself, you had always thought that you two were close, at least closer than how he was with most people. But, he was just so cold towards you sometimes. You couldn’t help but wonder if you actually annoyed him and he was just being nice by letting you think you guys were actually friends.

“I’m going to go make some tea, do you guys want any?” you asked quietly, standing up. You tried not letting your deflated feelings show.

The three boys at your table chimed in with requests from what they wanted from the kitchen, none of which involved tea. But you didn’t say anything else and quietly left the room.

Bakugo’s eyes shifted over to Todoroki; another scowl deepening into his face. “Oi, half and half bastard, do you like Y/n?”

This caught Kaminari and Kirishima’s attention, immediately turning their attention to Todoroki.

Todoroki frowned, staring back at Bakugo. “Yeah. Y/n is a nice person. She’s strong too. And smart.”

“That’s not what I meant icy hot!” Bakugo growled, growing further annoyed with his daft classmate.

“What did you mean then?” Todoroki asked.

“Yeah Bakugo what did you mean?” Kirishima asked curiously. “Of course everyone likes Y/n-chan, she’s sweet and cute!”

Todoroki’s eyes hardened at Kirishima’s statement. Something deep in his chest bubbling up; he didn’t like what Kirishima had said, while it was the truth, hearing someone else say those words aloud didn’t sit right with him.

“I think what Bakugo is trying to ask: is if Todoroki wants to be more than friends with Y/n-chan.” Kaminari grinned, wiggling his eyebrows. “Well what do you think, Todoroki? Are you attracted to Y/n-chan?”

Todoroki shifted in his seat uncomfortably; what did he think? The feelings you made him feel were too confusing. He wanted to be around you all the time, he didn’t like that you were always hanging out with those three, and he definitely didn’t like the fact that you never called him by his first name.

“I don’t know. She’s weird.” he said bluntly, but before he could finish you came by and slammed the tray of goodies down on the table, startling everyone.

You had heard the last two exchanges; getting your hopes thinking that he would say that he did like you, just like you liked him.

His response that he said definitely wasn’t the one you were hoping for. You could feel tears of hurt and frustration gathering at the corner of your eyes as you glared at Todoroki, startling him completely.

You had never looked at him like that before.

“If you think I’m so weird then you can find another sparring partner, stupid Todoroki;” you snapped angrily and stormed off to your dorm room, sniffling as you went.

Everyone was still for a moment, not fully registering what happened until Kirishima finally spoke.

“Don’t just sit there Todoroki! Go be a man and comfort her!”

And he did.

He raced towards your room, he wasn’t exactly sure what happened, but he didn’t like the way you looked at him, it made his stomach twist uneasily.

He didn’t bother knocking, he opened your door abruptly. His stomach dropped as he saw your teary gaze found his eyes.

His stomach twisted in guilt.

Did his comment really make you fucking cry?

“Go away Todoroki, I don’t want to see you right now.” you snapped, looking away as you rubbed the tears out of your eyes.

“You’re crying.” he stated, the door closing behind him as he stepped closer to you.

“No thanks to you.” you fired back. “Just go away.”

“No.”

“Go. If you didn’t want to be friends with me Todoroki you just had to say so.” You cried out angrily at him. “If you think I’m so weird, then why do you keep trying to talk to me?”

Something inside of him snapped at the mention of his surname; the feelings he had been suppressing, the feelings he had no idea how to identify came flooding out.

“Why do you call me that?” he asked abruptly.

You raised your eyebrows incredulously. “It’s your name?”

He frowned, stepping closer to you. You were now only an arms length away from each other, and he looked furious.

“Why do you never call me by my first name? You call everyone else by their first name except for me? Why? Is it because you don’t think of me as your friend?” His voice was deep and husky.

It felt like your heart was about to burst out of your chest, your tears were long forgotten about.

But the adrenaline was still pumping, blood ringing in your ears and all those feelings you had suppressed about him began to bubble up; spilling from your lips. “Don’t think of you as a friend!? I don’t call you by your first name because I have so much respect for you Todoroki! You inspire me to be a better hero! I-I-I like you Todoroki! Since the day I met you I’ve liked you!”

Fuck.

You didn’t mean to confess, your hand was clutching your shirt above your heart, your eyes screwed tightly shut.

It was quiet.

Fuck, I messed up, you thought.

“Todor-” something cold and soft slammed against your mouth.

Your eyes flashed open as you had lost your balance from whatever force had come at you. But you didn’t fall.

Instead, you felt strong arms wrap tight around your body. Cold fingers pressed into your jaw, and you felt something cold and wet wiggle its way into your mouth.

Your eyes all but bulged out of your head.

He was kissing you.

Todoroki was fucking kissing you. And it felt good. You moaned into his mouth, melting against his strong body as you began to kiss him back. Your fingers tangling themselves into his hair, something that you had always dreamed about. You tugged gently at the locks near the nape of his neck.

Todoroki groaned deep and low in his throat, his grip tightening on you. His lips moving urgently against yours. He moved until the back of your legs hit the edge of the bed, both of you folding down on top of it.

He grabbed your left leg, having it wrap around his waist as he began exploring your body with greedy fingers.

His left hand sliding up your shirt; warm, rough fingers moving against the soft skin of your ribs. Just stopping below the edge of your bra.

“T-To-Todoroki, please,” you whimpered against his lips, moving away as you panted for air. His lips pressing hot open mouth kisses along your delicate jaw.

You could feel his member growing harder against your leg.

“Say my name.” he murmured softly against your skin, sliding his mouth to where it was on the outer shell of your ear. “I want to hear you say it.” he whispered, his tongue flicking out against the lobe of your ear.

Your eyes all but rolled into the back of your head, your hips jutting out against his, causing a deep moan to escape his lips.

“Sh-Sho-Shoto,” you moaned out as his hips pressed down into yours. “Please, touch me.”

That was all he had to hear. His fingers tugged to remove your shirt and then your pants until you were left in nothing but your bra and panties.

He paused as he gazed down at you. Lips parting in awe and want.

You were fucking beautiful. Spread out beneath him like this, your lips wet and swollen, your perfect tits heaving up and down as you struggled to catch your breath.

His hands slid underneath your back, carefully pulling you forward into a sitting position as he moved to unhook your bra.

He sat back, watching intently as your breasts spilled from the cups. Todoroki moaned softly as he moved forward and captured a taut nipple between his lips, carefully tugging and pulling at the sensitive bud, before switching to the other one.

You moaned loudly, hips bucking up, looking for some kind of friction as he assaulted your breasts, leaving behind already forming bruises.

He pulled away, moving to pull down your panties. Watching you carefully to make sure that it was okay, but when he heard no protests from you his eyes flickered down. He groaned at the site before him. Your pussy lips were dripping in arousal for him.Todoroki couldn’t help but lean in, swiping his tongue along your slit, collecting your wetness on the tip of his tongue.

You sobbed out in pleasure as he began his new assault on your cunt. How was he so good at this? He had you writhing in pleasure as your climax approached, crying out his name loudly as you came.

You didn’t notice the way he had stripped down until he softly touched your leg, causing your eyes to flutter open.

And - oh fuck. He was beautiful. His muscle rippling as he settled down onto the bed, his skin glistening with sweat and his eyes held nothing but want and need.

Your eyes moved lower, trembling at the gorgeous sight before you.

His cock stood up painfully hard, his head already weeping with neglect.

“Y/n,” he uttered your name softly, catching your attention as you met his gaze once again. This time though his expression was soft and gentle. “Can I have you?”

Your heart squeezed in your chest. “Yes. Yes, you can take me Shoto.”

Carefully he rubbed the head of his cock against your folds, before pushing in. You gasped loudly, your head thrown back as he entered you slowly before he bottomed out.

Todoroki leaned down, supporting his weight with his forearms as he got comfortable on top of you before leaning down to kiss you again.

This time it was sweet, soft and passionate as his mouth fitted perfectly against yours. And then he began to move his hips.

Sliding perfectly and easily in and out of you, your walls velvet soft and hugging every ridge, every vein of his cock.

The moans you both shared being swallowed down by your mouths still working together.

“You’re perfect.” Todoroki breathed, moving to stare at your face twisting in pleasure. “Are you close?”

You nodded urgently, you could feel your orgasm bubbling up once again. The pleasure rippling through your body, getting ready to snap open any second.

His cold fingers reached down and began carefully rubbing your clit, his movements soft but firm.

But that was all it took for you to come undone, unraveling beneath him hard and fast; crying out his name you felt him slide out of you, you watched as he gripped his member and pumped three times before spilling himself all over your stomach. His face twisted in pleasure, eyes screwed tightly shut as soft moans escaped his lips.

His release was hot and sticky against your skin but neither of you cared as he leaned down and pressed another kiss to your lips.

“You’re beautiful,” he murmured, drinking in the sight of you. “I like you too. Have since the moment I saw you too.”

You laughed softly, looking at him with the sweetest expression. “I hope you like me back Shoto, it would be a bit weird if you didn’t after all of this no?”

He smiled slightly; “Yeah.”

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ven-finn · 3 years

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Jack constantly hounds Merida to leave the TV on when she’s not home. There’s a lot of sequels and shows he needs to catch up on! Rapunzel loves to sit and watch with him. (She tries incredibly hard to keep up with pop culture, but is constantly missing the mark. Think “I understood that reference!” So she uses TV as ‘homework’ of sorts) Merida’s electrical bill is always through the roof bc of it, and although (for her) it’s not much of a problem she still threatens to expel them for good measure. Nevermind that her idea of expelling a ghost is to shoo at them with a broom and shout “GET!” and that Jack knows this because he experienced said broom firsthand.

Jack borderline brags about how he died all the time(he slipped and fell on a bar of soap in the bathroom. Tragic, he knows.) Rapunzel has an inkling it had something to do with her mother but her memories are too fuzzy to be certain. The memories she does have left are all of her just being cooped up in her home, always, always. Hiccup won’t come forward and say how he died, so Merida doesn’t ask. But if you look closely enough you can see burn scars running all along his legs and arms. Merida distantly remembers the stories of the 06′ fire, and how this house is merely a skeleton of the old one, but she knows better than to pry with spirits.

Merida can interact with slightly demonic entities as well. Cue Toothless, a hellhound who sometimes appears just to get Hiccup to play fetch with him. A hellhound that supposedly Hiccup knew in life. Hiccup isn’t very good with the whole ‘moving things with his ghost powers’ deal though, so he has to drag Merida to the front lawn to throw the stick for him. Her neighbors just see a regular, albeit disturbingly large, dog with unsettling green eyes. Merida does not answer any of their questions.

Whenever the family visits, Elinor will scold Merida for how cold the house is while three curious ghosts completely surround her. The triplets are at that age where they’re still young enough to be perceptive of ghosts, but just barely. Rapunzel coos at them every time they spot her, although she’ll still say Everyday Creepy things without blinking and scare them off. Fergus is the most blind to Merida’s circumstance, which is just fine with her because she thinks its hilarious with Jack fucks with him.

Eventually Merida just thinks of the three as her roommates who don’t pay rent. Which is fine because her rent is insanely low precisely because everyone freaks out about how haunted the house is. If only they knew. And she doesn’t even have the worst haunting on the block.

Ghost puns. Ghost puns and bad jokes all the time, every day, nonstop. Especially via Rapunzel “Ooooh, you look like you’ve just seen a ghost!” “It’s 7am get out of my room.” It gets to a point where Merida makes them too, but in regular living person life without any of the needed context. None of her classmates knows if she’s like, being ironic, or if she’s planning murder or something.

Mavis however, a self-proclaimed witch, insists on being her friend because she’s charmed by how weird Merida is. Merida is reluctant about this at first as she’s already got her accidental quota of 3 live friends tops(Dingwall, MacGuffin, Macintosh). Listen, she’s actually rather introverted and living people take up more of her energy than the dead. Especially when she feels this pressure to keep ghosts and the general public very separate in her world. In her backwards thinking, she ignores people because she thinks that if they tried to understand her life that she would scare them off.

It’s alright in the end because Mavis is actually the chillest person ever who respects that Merida seems to be hiding a lot. When Merida gets the nerve to tell her that “actually yeah, I’m a medium whose best friends are all ghosts” Mavis doesn’t even blink and is like “THATS SO COOL my family is a long line of vampires!” and moves on. Merida is astounded, but can’t act as if her secret was any less crazy. Plus, it’s nice for her to have a living(well, semi-undead) friend who just accepts her weirdness in full, It’s a small weight off of her to have someone to share it with OTHER than Rapunzel, Hiccup, and Jack, y’know?

Merida tried to introduce her to them but it’s a little one-sided, since Mavis doesn’t actually have the ability to see any of them, but she’s certainly trying. There are brief moments of clarity where Hiccup and co can ‘present’ themselves, but it’s very very brief. Like. To anyone who isn’t Merida or young children and animals, it’s basically a ‘blink-and-you’ll-miss-it’ type brief. Mavis gushes about them all the same, and talks out loud whenever she’s over so that they know she keeps them in mind. Rapunzel may or may not have a crush on Mavis, but Rapunzel sort of has a crush on any vaguely cute living adult who Merida has over. Which admittedly, isn’t a lot. In fact, Merida was on her list of living crushes next to all of her TV celebrity crushes at one point.

#rise of the brave tangled dragons #rotbtd #jack frost #merida dunbroch #rapunzel corona #hiccup haddock #disney/nondisney #rapunzel makes me so sad bc like damn she really died having never stepped foot in the outside world #sorry abt the sheer amount of mavis I Just Think She's Neat

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Jealous - Sirius Black

Pairing: Sirius Black x Ravenclaw!Reader

Request: ‘hello! i has an idea for the request - hopefully u like it:) ravenclaw reader x young!sirius, they’re together in some class, she’s one of the top students and they work in pair, but she’s friendly and helps him with the work and etc., but when they develop feelings for each other, she’s not sure what to do, so she’s acting aggressive casual (not awkwardly, but to the point of almost ignoring him, just so he wouldn’t notice her crush), and he continues to sleep around, bc he thinks she hates him’ - @notsolong-pause

Warnings: fluff!!

Words: 1426

A/N: Thanks for the request @notsolong-pause I hope you all enjoy it!! I love you all! xxx

You noticed all the venomous glares that you were getting from most of the girls – and some of the boys – as you left the dormitories, intent on making your way into the Ravenclaw common room, and you had to smirk to yourself. It was very obvious why you were getting the glares and you thought that it was just so funny.

Your best friend Abby was waiting by the door to see you off and she smiled brightly as you approached but you could see the jealousy that was hidden deep in her eyes. Though, you knew that she was too nice to say anything.

“I don’t see what the big deal is with those goes,” you gestured behind you with your thumb, feeling numerous pairs of eyes burn into the back of your head.

Abby shook her head as she rolled her eyes, “you just don’t get it do you Y/N? I can’t believe that Sirius has no effect on you.

You shrugged in response, normally you didn’t socialise with Sirius but you were out together to work on a Transfiguration project – you were at the top of the class. You thought that he was attractive and you could see why people liked him but he wasn’t really your type. He was nice and you worked well together but that was it.

“Like I always tell you, he’s not my type,” you laughed as Abby shook her head, “I’ll see you later grumpy. Abby only grumbled out a reply and you started to make your way to the library.

Sirius was already sitting at the back of the library, swinging back on his chair, looking pretty bored. When he spotted you he sat properly in his chair and he shot you a lazy grin, shaking a hand through his long hair, “hi Y/N.”

“Good afternoon Sirius,” you smiled warmly as you pulled out the work and you sat next to him, your shoulder brushing up against his.

“How are you?” Sirius asked and you smiled up at him, tucking a strand of hair behind your ear.

“I’m good thank you, how are you?”

Sirius smiled but shrugged nonchalantly as he got out his own work and you got right down to it. Very soon, you realised that something was wrong with you today, maybe you were coming down with something, and it did feel like you had a temperature. Every time you said something that made Sirius laugh it made your cheeks grow hot. When he smiled at you, you noticed that his grey eyes sparkled and there crinkles around his eyes. Had he always looked that angelic when he smiled?

You were starting to feel a weird fluttering sensation in your stomach which you didn’t like one bit, it felt like you were going to be sick, in a good way, though you would never admit it out loud. You noticed his pretty eyes roam over you and you were horrified to find that it didn’t annoy you, on the contrary, it made you feel rather warm and floaty inside. It was then you realised just how handsome he was.

After some tense silence, Sirius nudged you with his elbow and grinned as he pulled out a massive bar of chocolate, “I robbed some off Remus, he’s got so many he won’t miss a couple. Would you like some?” he asked.

“Poor Remus,” you giggled, “sure, thank you,” his fingers lingered in yours for longer than necessary as he passed you a slab of it.

Goosebumps erupted along your arms when you felt how surprisingly soft his fingers were and you vaguely wondered if he felt them too, “I need to go,” you jumped up quickly, you felt quite panicky as you shoved a piece of chocolate into your mouth.

“Oh really?” he said, looking disappointed.

“Yeah, bye,” you pretty much ran out of the library and you didn’t stop until you reached the common room.

Abby was reading a book and she looked up in alarm as you burst in, “you’re back early. What’s wrong? It looks like you’ve seen a ghost.

“I think I’ve got a crush on Sirius.”

It had been a good few weeks until you realised that you possibly – definitely – had a crush on Sirius, you had hoped it would just be a fleeting fancy. Unfortunately, it only got worse and you didn’t know quite how to deal with it, he was handsome and nice to be sure, but he liked sleeping around and you didn’t know whether you could trust him with your heart. So, instead of being an adult about it and talking to him, you had settled on just ignoring him, it was mean and you felt horrible but it was what you needed to do.

When he would pass you in the corridor and call your name with a sweet smile you’d only nod your head in slight acknowledgement, your heart stinging when his face fell. You even told Remus to tell him that you should both just work on the project separately. After a while, Sirius stopped calling out to you and he was satisfying himself with sleeping with random girls, as per usual. It pissed you off, though it was your own fault that he was acting like this, you hated seeing the random girls hanging off his arm and giggling all over him. You couldn’t believe that you were jealous; it felt like you were just like everyone else in this damned school. It was all McGonagall’s fault for pairing you together in the project.

One day, Sirius decided that he’d had enough and he’d cornered you in the hallway, his pretty face drawn tight into a frown and his stormy grey eyes were like fire. It gave you a tingly feeling that wasn’t completely unpleasant.

“Right, I’ve had enough Y/N! What the hell have I done to make you ignore me?”

You huffed as you folded your arms as you tried to make your way past him, “I don’t want to talk about this Sirius!”

“Well too bad, because I do!” he sighed, rubbing the back of his neck, “just tell me what I did wrong. Whatever I did I’m sorry.”

You glared at him as he gave you his best puppy dog eyes, “ugh, don’t look at me like that!” you could feel the angry writhe inside of your gut and before you could stop yourself you began blurting it out, “I like you okay! I like you!”

Sirius’ eyebrows knitted together in a frown and he hesitated, looking very confused, “you like me? I thought you hated me? I mean, that’s the only reason why I was sleeping around so much.”

You were tapping your foot as you were starting to feel very frustrated and you just wanted to get this conversation over with. You just wanted this beautiful boy to stop staring at you like you had gone mad, “I don’t hate you okay! Okay, well it did piss me off a little when you were sleeping around but that’s all! I like you Sirius and I don’t know how to deal with it. I’m sorry that I’ve been ignoring you, I just didn’t know what else to do.”

Sirius’ confused expression turned into a smirk as he pushed himself off of the wall and he stalked towards you, you walked backwards until your back hit the opposite wall. He rested his hands on either side of you as you gulped and looked up at him through heavy lidded eyes. Sirius chuckled as he bent his head slightly to whisper in your ear.

“I like you too Y/N,” your legs almost turned to jelly as he uttered those words, “but you know instead of ignoring me, let me offer you an alternative,” he cupped your cheek, his thumb rubbing against your bottom lip as his eyes bore into yours and you nodded understanding his unspoken question.

He leaned down and pressed his lips against yours, gently at first and then slightly harder as you began to kiss him back, your fingers curling into his hair as you stood up on your tiptoes, kissing him with vigour. After a while he pulled away slightly breathless.

“Wow, Y/N. You’re a good kisser,” he flushed and you smirked, raising an eyebrow.

“Thanks, you’re not,” you lied, “I think you need more practice,” you giggled, grabbing his collar. He only had time to let out a chuckle as you connected your lips again. You couldn’t believe that you had been so jealous.

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nat-20s · 4 years

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ooh can i have some reluctantly soft hcs about jon pre s1-s2? (maybe even some about pride??)

okay so we gettin REAL soft tonight babes!

-so for pride Sasha and Tim have officially formed the Taking Martin To His First Pride Team and all three of them spend like a week going back and forth on whether or not to invite Jon bc a: he’s a bit surly and b: he might?? be the Token Cishet? (he’s neither, but they don’t know that.) and while a token cishet can be supportive of his friends at pride they also don’t know if they?? qualify as his friends??

-There’s a conversation that basically goes like

Tim: im sure even as a straight guy he’d like to at least be invited. Wait. Is Jon straight? Do we know?

Sasha: I dunno. I get a Vibe from him that says otherwise

Tim: really??? but he’s not receptive to my charms???

Sasha: believe it or not Tim not being attracted to you specifically is not a conclusive indication of heterosexuality.

Tim: sources???

Martin: guys he’s..probably straight. even ignoring just, god, statistical probability, i kind of?? want to?? hold his hand???

Sasha: and that means???

Martin: i pretty much only ever get crushes on deeply unavailable men. Hence why Tim does not make me swoon.

Tim: now that just sounds like a challenge. ALSO I’m pretty sure Jon counts as deeply unavailable regardless of whether or not he’s straight. Not exactly the most open person around.

Sasha: i say we invite him anyway! if he’s shitty about it I’ll make sure his email doesn’t work right for a month!

Tim: Sasha you terrify me. I love you.

Sasha: 😘

So Tim casually knocks on Jon’s door and is like “hey boss we’re going to pride this weekend would you like to come with?” and Jon goes through a whole Face Journey because while, at this point, he Knows he’s trans, is pretty?? sure?? he’s bi, and is aware of being ace but not of like the word or that other people are Like That, pride is still..a lot. Especially when he’s not out to any of them. Reluctantly he ends up agreeing to come along and actually DOES and it’s good? it’s weird for him but it’s nice. It’s really nice and it feels safe and joyful in a way that he’s not used to. He’s doesn’t pick up any merch but the fact that it exists, that there’s people like him out here and living life? it’s lovely to watch. Doubly so to see his coworkers all having a blast. It’s not like any of the other three are particularly dour at work, but here? the three of them THRIVE.

non pride related

-Before he is just so stressed all the time constantly Jon used to sing to himself quite a lot! You can pry “Jon is a good singer” from my cold dead hands. before he becomes Boss Man he’s willing to keep singing even when a coworker walks in and sasha in particular is like woah! that sounds really nice! After shit goes down he kind of stop singing, which sucks because it’s something he really enjoys but it just. Doesn’t come out anymore. Until Scotland at least. Martin is extremely taken with it.

-There’s a point where Jon walks in on Tim desperately trying not to fuck up the Other Eye when it comes to putting on eyeliner and after about 7 minutes of struggling because it’s just one of those days Jon is like “jesus christ”, grabs Tim’s face, and applies a FLAWLESS, symmetrical cat eye in like .2 seconds. Tim is DELIGHTEDLY like “Jon what the fuck??? :DDD” and Jon is like “i went to college” even though it explains NOTHING and Martin, who’s been watching this exchange the entire time, is a Touch Starved Gay Icon with the World’s Dumbest Crush who thinks nothing but “jon. Hands. Face.” before saying “I Would Also Like Eyeliner” and Jon is like GROANS you would wouldnt you and then does it anyway. Jon doesn’t realize he cataloged the feeling of martin’s face under his hands until like. two years and one soppy dream later

-Jon establishes himself as a clothing thief in season 1 while martin is staying in the archive. one day he accidentally takes Martin’s hoodie and DOESN’T even notice even though it’s a: blatantly not the cardigan of the same color he thought he was grabbing and b: oversized on him. Martin sees him and is like “is that?? my hoodie??” and that’s when jon finally looks at what he’s wearing and just replies, “Yes.” Martin asks, “Can I..have it back” and since Jon is Pissy and Sleep Deprived and generally not in his right senses and also his animal hindbrain is like hhhg hoodie smell good he flatly responds, “No.” And Martin finds it a very confusing mix of deeply annoying and deeply endearing.

-other items jon has stolen:

one of roises big ol hair clips

a scarf of sasha’s

a pair of Tim’s pajama pants?? how did he even get those???

Like half of Georgies wardrobe at some point or another

-Before he became archivist, he had a favorite little reading nook in the institute. It was private and sunny and quiet and HIS and he spent many a lunch there without anyone knowing, back when he got to read for fun

-for all the shit that he tries to give Martin about letting a dog into the institute, over the course of his career there he has temporarily snuck in three different stray cats and also a very sad looking hedgehog because he’s a bleeding heart with the rest of em

-he’s not the best baker but when he DOES manage to make something really well, he would almost always bring it into work to share, with a note listing ingredients and a “feel free to eat” note, but absolutely making sure no one knows it was him that dropped it off. Sasha recognizes his hand writing every time but they have a silent agreement that he always sneaks her the best of the batch and she doesn’t say anything

#Anonymous #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #canon plot do not interact #replies #anon

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