#most of my shitposts are just like

[yoshiebear]

spotify wrapped. idk

didnt feel like rerecording so i just blacked out my notifs

...i had a lengthy paramore/atl phase

mmm&i isnt even my favorite. its kinda mid

#spotify #spotify wrapped #music #5sos #shitpost #most of my shitposts are just like #for my friends and mutuals #lol #if you couldnt tell

[elodieunderglass]

changes and trends in horror-genre films are linked to the anxieties of the culture in its time and place. Vampires are the manifestation of grappling with sexuality; aliens, of foreign influence. Horror from the Cold War is about apathy and annihilation; classic Japanese horror is characterised by “nature’s revenge”; psychological horror plays with anxieties that absorbed its audience, like pregnancy/abortion, mental illness, femininity. Some horror presses on the bruise of being trapped in a situation with upsetting tasks to complete, especially ones that compromise you as a person - reflecting the horrors and anxieties of capitalism etc etc etc. Cosmic horror is slightly out of fashion because our culture is more comfortable with, even wistful for, “the unknown.” Monster horror now has to be aware of itself, as a contingent of people now live in the freedom and comfort of saying “I would willingly, gladly, even preferentially fuck that monster.” But I don’t know much about films or genres: that ground has been covered by cleverer people.

I don’t actually like horror or movies. What interests me at the moment is how horror of the 2020s has an element of perception and paying attention.

Multiple movies in one year discussed monsters that killed you if you perceived them. There are monsters you can’t look at; monsters that kill you instantly if you get their attention. Monsters where you have to be silent, look down, hold still: pray that they pass over you. M Zombies have changed from a hand-waved virus that covers extras in splashy gore, to insidious spores. A disaster film is called Don’t Look Up, a horror film is called Nope. Even trashy nun horror sets up strange premises of keeping your eyes fixed on something as the devil GETS you.

No idea if this is anything. (I haven’t seen any of these things because, unfortunately, I hate them.) Someone who understands better than me could say something clever here, and I hope they do.

But the thing I’m thinking about is what this will look like to the future, as the Victorian sex vampires and Cold War anxieties look to us. I think they’ll have a little sympathy, but they probably won’t. You poor little prey animals, the kids will say, you were awfully afraid of facing up to things, weren’t you?

#this is the sort of observation I make here that people #go off and write their thesis about #so while I’m not expecting to be the first or cleverest person to say this #if you do use it as a springboard #tell me if you get a good grade ok? #I’ll be tremendously proud of you #like if you take a shitpost and use it to craft deep attentive thought on something important #I just think that’s probably the most noble use of a human brain #it makes me want to take off my hat and slam it to the ground in inexpressible emotion #it’s a cowboy hat btw #and I say something like GOLDURN IT THAT KID SURE HAS DELIVERED. #ok so don’t deny me this #especially if you correct me after a long research journey #GOLDURN IT THE KID IS RIGHT!

[moonlightdancer26]

Snape haters: How do people even like Snape?

Also Snape:

“Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent.”

*****

“Would you like me to do it now?” asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. “Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?”

*****

“I was just showing Harry my grindylow,” said Lupin pleasantly, pointing at the tank.

“Fascinating,” said Snape, without looking at it.

*****

As Harry raised himself into a sitting position, his head still swimming from its last contact with the ground, he saw Snape running as hard as he could, the enormous beast [Buckbeak] flapping behind him and screeching as Harry had never heard him screech —

. . . Snape had managed to Disapparate just beyond the school’s boundaries.

*****

Snape gave her [Umbridge] an ironic bow and turned to leave.

*****

“The mind is a complex and many-layered thing, Potter — or at least, most minds are.” He smirked.

*****

“Potter, when I want nonsense shouted at me I shall give you a Babbling Beverage. And Crabbe, loosen your hold a little, if Longbottom suffocates it will mean a lot of tedious paperwork, and I am afraid I shall have to mention it on your reference if ever you apply for a job.”

#what if i told you snape had that dawg in him #snape outrunning a hippogriff has to be the most iconic thing anyone has ever done #like it’s actually insane how jkr expected us to just get over that #like ma’am #he just #outran #a HIPPOGRIFF #without even harming it #keep in mind that he just killed the only person who knew of his loyalties and was a 36 year old guy #he does all this crazy shit with such casuality #anyway i’ll never move on from that bc my fave just casually outran a hippogriff???? what has YOUR fave achieved in life?? #he is such a little shit i love him sm #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #snape #harry potter #hp #shitpost

[may-ihavesome-bubbletea]

#is this something #sniffing out the mental illness like a bomb sniffing dog #but instead of alerting someone to fix it he just sets it off #Hannibal #Hannibal nbc #repost cause the margins weren’t cropped my b #nbc Hannibal #will graham #hannigram #Hannibal Lecter #Hannibal shitpost #Hannibal meme #omg why is this my most popular Hannibal post #THANK YOU!!

[ronkeyroo]

🐺 LYCANTHROPY:

Featuring : The werewolf brothers

Is it a Blessing? ᴏʀ ᴀ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ?

#LAUGHS #AJKSFHDSF Tumblr isnt safe from my shitposting either #Vilkas #Farkas #Farkas knows whats good #hes sexy and he KNOWS IT #meanwhile #Vilkas : Bitchless & miserable #Oh vilkas #This strictly follows the hc where vilkas choses to give up his lycanthropy and become human while Farkas be like nah bro #and keeps his werewolf blood because hes just #lovin it #like cmon man how can you give up having such beautiful hairy badonkers #i adore giving vilkas the most. absolutely unhinged expressions #look at him. poor man #anyways LOL #Tes #skyrim #skyrim art shenanigans #shitposting #vilkas skyrim #farkas skyrim #ronkeyroo #my art

[getosugurusbangs]

hngggghhhh

post 1

post 3

#oops! my hand slipped #um i got like 5 hours of sleep last night #i’m doing alright i’m just really giggly right now #like i was watching funny videos as i was eating lunch and it was not a great time #i was having fun but my lunch took a while to get eaten #i think these ones are (for the most part) better than the ones in part 1 #there are several really good ones in pt1 but the rest fell a little flat #uhhh peace ✌️ #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk shitpost #jjk memes #gojo satoru #satoru gojo #geto suguru #suguru geto #satosugu #shoko ieiri #nobara kugisaki #maki zenin #yuta okkotsu #toge inumaki #megumi fushiguro #yuji itadori #me.txt

[didthekingdieyet]

they want to kiss me SO bad 🤭🤭🤭

#this is the most anon hate i’ve got in a hot minute #it’s so silly #anon hate #anti monarchy #not a countdown #just shitposting #not about tampon charlie #people being silly #i promise she could not care less #like mamma #princess kate #has fucking #cancer #like she is not worried about my fucking #tumblr blog

[locusfandomtime]

i hope you guys understand my vision

#not every hermit is on here. if they didn’t fit any of the six categories i didn’t want to force it #i guess other “genres” not included here would be: abba. childrens music (wheels on the bus etc). jazz. #locus fandom time #shitpost #hermitcraft #mcyt #hermitblr #xbcrafted #<- hes the only one im maintagging because im DESPERATE to know if the xb fans agree with me. you see where im coming from right? #“e girls are ruining my life” is That corpse song btw #if you want to hear my explanations on these. just ask. I have thought all of these through. #like some of them are just “the cc likes this music a lot” (xisuma wels doc) but most of them I have a lot of character thoughts on #hermitcraft memes

[aolyxe]

Thanks to everyone who praised my Krobus 3d model... I felt confident AND II I VENTURED TO MAKE A HUMAN 3D MODEL (SIMPLIFIED OF COURSE). THE FIRST VICTIM WAS MR QI BECAUSE I LOVE HIM

LOOK AT HIM WTF

IT WAS REALLY DIFFICULT, but I'm very proud of this 3d dude... THE MOST DIFFICULT PART WAS THE HAIR, I DID IT FOR A VERY LONG TIME AAAAAAAAA AMA CRYING

#shitpost #3d model #sdv #3d modeling #stardew valley #sdv mr qi #mr qi #junimo #artist #MY PHONE HATE ME REALLY MY PHONE WAS VEEERY HOT #just like mr q...- KHHKDNH UM #the most fun thing is making textures.... I really like just moving the camera around to make the shiny things shine #heheheheheh shiny things hehe heheheheheh shiny dude hehehehehehhehe sparkles hehehehehhehehehehhe #glitter go brrrrrrrrr #THIS glASSES 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 #PLEASE TELL ME IT IS NOT A CRINGE #It feels like he's like that plushy.... #MR QI PLUSHY OHH???? #app is nomad sculpt

[lazycranberrydoodles]

hanguang-jun...

lan wangji in ace attorney!! turn on sound 🔊 / traced over edgeworth's sprites :) more info below the cut ↓

also including a bonus Happy Wangji that i couldn't fit into the video!

his share code is YCNKBA! the music used is Recollection -- Light and Shadow of the Film Studio. I thought it had a nice, contemplative feel, between Suspense, which was too intense for the scene, and Heartbroken Maya, which was too sad. the wwx/jc/lwj reunion scene is truly sososo interesting in every adaptation.

→ masterpost here! ←

#my emotional support longterm semi-obscure crossover animation series based off of a throwaway joke #i poured all my thoughts about the jc/wwx reunion into my yiling patriarch shitpost just like. scroll a bit down on my blog #would love for jc to have more expressions in this but sadly if i have to go back and edit a finished piece i spontaneously combust 😔 #lan wangji and miles edgeworth autistic kings #its very funny to me that my sprite with the most emotions yet is the character that famously doesnt emote #i used the internet archive EXR translation again #edited some of the dialogue cause it didn't sound very natural/was too long #but i also found out that the entire series of official english mdzs books are on the internet archive?? straight up?? #by 2042 ill have animated every single character and recreated the entire novel in objection.lol so watch out for that lmao #mdzs aa au #mdzs #aa #lan wangji #mo dao zu shi #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mxtx #wangxian #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #twin prides of yunmeng #ace attorney #animation #art #my art #pixel art #objection.lol #flashing tw #flashing images tw #flashing cw

[honeypleasejustkillme]

i realize i will most likely never be loved the way i love and that i have always come second, third or fourth even tho i always make time to put people i care about first because i want the people in my life to feel loved in the same way that i so desperately want to be loved. just came to the realization that i will probably never ever get the love i truly want :,)

#actually bpd #actually mentally ill #bpd fp #bpd #actually borderline #bpd vent #bpd shitposting #bpd mood #bpd problems #bpd favorite person #i just want someone to be so in love with me that they couldn’t bare to have me put second #i want to be someone’s first priority.. especially his since he’s mine #but that’ll most likely never happen so :’) #i’m just putting my wishes into the internet because i have no one else to talk to about it.. he’s the only person i regularly talk to #at this point i’ve pushed away so many people that it would be stupid of me to try to renter their life knowing i’ll probably just ghost #again anyways #so if i ghosted you i’m sorry but i most likely won’t come back #just because you don’t deserve what i put people through

[lildoodlenoodle]

It is very important to me that more people know Spider-man Noir Peter Benjamin Parker is in fact the product of an eldritch horror if not one himself.

#I said what I said and I can go into heavy detail at to why I think this and why I’m correct #because I am correct and the 2020 run basically confirms it #ITS NOT MY FAULT THE NARRATIVE JUST DOESNT TALK ABOUT IT #I got a post coming soon about if the dude is a vessel #avatar #or totem #the answer to all is kinda? #most likely some secret 4th thing #spider shitposting #spider noir #spiderman noir #spider-man noir #peter benjamin parker

[six-of-cringe]

"If I just exact perfect and absolute vengeance against Pekka Rollins, then the voice of Jordie will be satisfied and disappear forever" WRONG. Obsessive compulsive disorder.

#kaz isn't even in my top three main ocd projection targets but like. hmmm that sounds familiar #like yeah it's trauma but also 'the thoughts will stop if i do this right and good enough' is The Thing #one of the things he wants the most is 'jordie's voice' to be silenced forever but consider #that he's just putting jordie's name on his own obsessive compulsive thoughts #obsession: guilt and misplaced responsibility over jordie's death and fear that he is constantly being judged by dead jordie for this #compulsion: work feverishly toward taking down rollins in an Absolute and Total way that will satisfy 'jordie' aka the obsessive thoughts #'hey will destroying pekka rollins make the thoughts go away?' no <3 hope this helps #or we could just call it a trauma response and move on but 1 putting things in this lens is interesting and 2 funny post funny joke #kaz brekker #jordie rietveld #pekka rollins #six of crows #soc #tgt #soc shitpost #ocd mention

[trashcreatyre]

Realized I can finally draw the stupid idea I had a few years ago now that I can actually draw him lol

#trashcreatyre's art #kinda based on that one meme where the one person is like 'living my best life' and someone in the comments is like 'other person is #drowning' and the first one is like 'this aint about them' #yk? #lego ninjago #ninjago season 1 #ninjago masters of spinjitzu #skales #skales ninjago #serpentine ninjago #the great devourer #shitpost #ninjago shitpost #ninjago fanart #watercolor #the colors look so much better in person blehh #the best part of this is that if u dont know my bit of 'pythor and skales are the most old divorced couple ive ever seen' it looks like im #implying that skales and the fucking great devourer just got divorced lmao

[jamieenthusiast]

A post I felt important to share from twitter gbsdhj

I started posting 1 month ago, Im about to hit 2k gbhjsdbg

#help #i JUST make shitposts comics #like this has to be normal?? #like on amino its SUPER easy to hit milestones?? #it has to be the same thing dude #because I dont do anything #that cool or special like most artists do in this community man gbdshg #i think im just #stupidly lucky #like #INSANELY lucky #my art #murder drones #murder drones fanart

[cephalog0d]

Okay, but like. There's the whole joke about Bruce recruiting children to be his sidekicks, but honestly there's only really one that fits that.

And it's Jason. And the whole story there is, frankly, unhinged. Aaaaand then he died.

(I'm specifically talking about "first post-crisis origin stories" here because Jason and Dick, in particular, have both had multiple major retcons and revisions over the years, and some of them dramatically change how things happened.)

Like okay. Going backwards, you've got Duke who joined/led a whole Robin-based gang at a time when Bruce wasn't even Batman. You've got Damian and Cass, who were both literally born into the world of masks and capes and heroes and villains, so they weren't ever really not going to be part of it. Steph might have taken inspiration from previous heroes but she made her own identity and repeatedly refused to stop involving herself in the vigilante lifestyle. Tim, obviously, basically strong-armed Batman into letting him be Robin, despite Batman's protests.

Dick's a little more complicated just because there's so many versions, because that's what 80 years of comics and multiple universe reboots will do, and there's kind of a general trend that earlier pre-crisis versions were more of Batman being like "hello, child, would you like to be my sidekick" and later versions have leaned harder and harder into the idea that Dick was absolutely going to do this anyway, regardless of what Batman had to say about it. But even in the first post-crisis version, the flashback in Batman Year 3, Dick says he wants to find a way to keep people like that from hurting others again. When Alfred questions Bruce's offer to train him, Bruce says that Dick should learn to do things the right way if he's going to do it. It's not hard to extrapolate that, much like later versions of the origin story, Dick was going to get himself into this one way or another. (Batman (1940) #437)

And then there's Jason. Whose backstory has also had a lot of (sometimes major) revisions over the years (remember when his adoption was, like, some kind of Joker-originated long con? Fucken Nu52, man). But the original post-crisis version is pretty straightforward. Steals Batman's tires, gets caught and sent to Ma Gunn's Secret Criminal School, intervenes when Batman goes to investigate, immediately gets offered the chance to be Robin based entirely on that.

Which is itself kind of unhinged. That Bruce saw this kid who was living on his own stealing tires and went "Hey you would make a good Robin" as his very first instinct.

But if you've never read Jason's post-crisis origin, or it's been a while, it's honestly even more unhinged than that because that arc starts with Dick getting "fired" as Robin specifically for the reason that he got shot by Joker and Bruce freaked out about how the Robin identity has too many enemies and therefore Dick, a legal adult with approximately a decade of training and experience, should not use the identity anymore.

(And it's specifically about the Robin identity, in this version, because when Dick says he's not going to stop the crime fighting thing Bruce's response is basically "I know and I didn't expect you to". Honestly I could also say a lot about this version of the Robin/Nightwing transition vs. later ones and how this one definitely feels like the Heavy Hand of DC Editorial in the fact that they had no contact for so long afterwards, because the interaction really doesn't feel like it warrants that in this case compared to some later versions, but that's a whole other too-long ramble.) (Batman (1940) #408)

And then a few weeks later Bruce turns around and picks up a random kid, a literal child, and goes "Hey you would make a good Robin!"

And I think a lot about how fucking wild that is. And it's not like the people writing just didn't notice. Dick's big argument with Bruce when he finally comes back to Gotham and meets Jason isn't about the fact that Bruce took in another kid, or even necessarily about Dick feeling proprietary over the Robin identity, the thing he's angry about is that Bruce said it was too dangerous for him, an adult, someone who has trained with Batman for a decade and was already highly physically trained before that for his whole life, to be Robin, and now Bruce has turned around and painted that target onto some random new kid. He pushes, repeatedly, trying to get Bruce to justify himself and this absolutely irresponsible decision, and Bruce gives a lot of answers about how Jason was on a bad path and needed this outlet and eventually just admits that he missed having a partner. (Batman (1940) #416)

And like. Dick's right, is the thing. He is 1000% in the right in this argument. If he can't be Robin anymore because of the danger, how in the hell is it anything like a good idea to hand it over to someone way younger, way less trained, way less experienced, and expect that that wouldn't end in tragedy?

And then it did.

And yeah, Bruce, it is kinda a lot of your fault.

#And the punchline is Batman clearly should not get to choose his own sidekicks! Haha? #(Sorry this is a lot more serious than my usual Batfam shitposts it won't be a regular habit don't worry) #this is long and rambly but it's something i think about a lot #and it's on my mind extra because of an AU oneshot i'm working on finishing right now #and obviously there's eight kabillion versions of any given origin and reboots and retcons and they change drastically yadda yadda yadda #and also obviously there's always behind-the-scenes editorial choices and other factors when it comes to comics story events #story and character choices are frequently not just a matter of storytelling but of things like meeting editorial demand of What Must Happe #but just looking at the story as presented: the one time bruce specifically recruited someone as his sidekick that kid ended up dead for it #it does make narrative sense given this that bruce's reaction to most of the subsequent kids is initially 'go the fuck home and stop this' #and then only really yielding with the realization that they're totally going to do this shit anyway #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne