#me.txt

[nintendont2502]

in a no sburb au dirk is just as much of a freakishly independent baby as he was in the alpha timeline. alpha dave's perception of raising kids is cartoonishly fucked up as a result

#me.txt #homestuck

[transsexualjoanofarc]

being a catholic priest is one of the gayest occupations a man can have

#me.txt #catholicism

[dailyfigures]

hi guys sorry i haven't been replying to asks n stuff much! i got a second job so i've been really busy but i do read everything i get and i'll be working on it asap!!!

#me.txt #non figure

[nbmudkip]

visited my sibling yesterday and made some isat kandi bracelets :3 the 2nd two are matching ones for the two of us

i think they like it

#me.txt #in stars and time #i have 5 kandi on my wrist now and i csnt stop stimming with them

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

[drfaustusmd]

#me.txt #gene wilder

[sixftmp3]

i highly reccomend replacing "im going to kill myself" with the phrase "fuck my stupid baka life." infinitely more dramatic and way funnier. fuck my stupid baka life bro

#me.txt #its also will get u the same weird looks in public!!!!

[getosugurusbangs]

at my sketchbook. straight up “drawing it”. and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. Nothing

#me.txt

[bedlund]

castiel

#me.txt

[twopercentboy]

the parallel of Percy's "Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood" to Luke's "Look, you didn't ask to be a half-blood" goes so hard and really hammers in the fact that Percy could've been like Luke and the only reason he wasnt was because Luke existed

#pjotv #pjo tv #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #luke castellan #my.txt #me.txt #1k #2k

[nintendont2502]

the three genres of hussie photo

#side note #did you know theyre 44 #i. did not #me.txt #andrew hussie #homestuck

[scrimblospectrumdisorder]

okay but real talk gainax were fucking geniuses for this i think about it once a week minimum

#me.txt #evangelion #neon genesis evangelion #nge #asurei #asuka langley soryu #rei ayanami

[transsexualjoanofarc]

the point of art is not to make a profit The poinnt of art is to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you

#me.txt

[dailyfigures]

save me hatsune miku....hatsune miku...save me....

#shitposting on the figure blog feels illegal #just had to quickly make these.....this is what i look like irl btw #hatsune miku #vocaloid #miku #miku meme #vocaloid meme #me.txt #non figure

[nbmudkip]

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

#me.txt #this is the character foil to that other post #this is getting notes so to anyone who sees the original: this post was made by a tsukasa tenma kinnie. #update: this post was also made by a siffrin isat kinnie #hall of fame

[sunbentshadows]

TUMBLR HELP SETTLE A DEBATE

I have been with my gf for a while. Over a decade-while. Naturally, wayyy back when we met, before we were dating, I got her number and added it to my contacts.

Here is the, supposed, issue. Her name in my contacts is [firstname] [lastname] [cute picture]. She takes issue with this, because, “Are we work colleagues??? You’re using my GOVERNMENT name.”

(This is the name she goes by. In real life. Let me be clear.)

#put secret third thing in a reply or the tags I’m curious #also clearly this is a GOOF we are having fun with it all #gf poll #the results of this poll will impact nothing except for us teasing each other about it #me.txt