#hes sexy and he KNOWS IT

[ronkeyroo]

🐺 LYCANTHROPY:

Featuring : The werewolf brothers

Is it a Blessing? ᴏʀ ᴀ ᴄᴜʀꜱᴇ?

#LAUGHS #AJKSFHDSF Tumblr isnt safe from my shitposting either #Vilkas #Farkas #Farkas knows whats good #hes sexy and he KNOWS IT #meanwhile #Vilkas : Bitchless & miserable #Oh vilkas #This strictly follows the hc where vilkas choses to give up his lycanthropy and become human while Farkas be like nah bro #and keeps his werewolf blood because hes just #lovin it #like cmon man how can you give up having such beautiful hairy badonkers #i adore giving vilkas the most. absolutely unhinged expressions #look at him. poor man #anyways LOL #Tes #skyrim #skyrim art shenanigans #shitposting #vilkas skyrim #farkas skyrim #ronkeyroo #my art

[swervesfirstblaster]

"Traitor! Autobot scum!"

#love his design and voice so bad #hes sexy and he knows it #this is how you destabilizes your ex #soundwave #tf earthspark spoilers #transformers earth spark #tf earthspark #earthspark spoilers #tfes #maccadam #earthspark #tfes spoilers

[lonewolf96]

#the eighth sense #im jisub #hes sexy and he knows it

[blondie-drawings]

(Worf voice) SLAY

#hello star trek fandom. i have arrived. unfortunately #giving data powers he doesnt have for the bit #i know the actress hated the outfits cos it was blatant fanservice but she looks SO GOOD #IM NOT IMMUNE TO FANSERVICE #obviously the solution is that everyone else should have gotten sexy unique little uniforms too. oh well #star trek #tng #the next generation #data soong #deanna troi #jean luc picard

[thatfragilecapricorn30]

damn. david was so right for this.

#yes i cut out some of the quote bc i wanted to focus on this part #but mulder checking in with scully #and looking for her opinion even when he knows he’s gonna disagree #is very sexy #david duchovny #the x files #txf #msr #my.txf

[putridcowboy]

the most important step in the hero’s journey is the gay sex

#mine #i was. higher than i thought i was last night #nooo post dont go out of my immediate circle u r so sexy #someone just tagged this as naruto wrote this. no he didnt i did #update now sherlock rp blogs are commenting on this. girl it is 2022 what are you doing #leave im going to attack you with wasps #fr if another person comments on this post itself again and it isnt funny im sending the bees after u #never in my life have i felt that one post that is like some of yall are so annoying god bless #more than i do now #this isnt about anything but if it was it would just be about gilgamesh #the more yall add to this post the more obvious it is that some of yall straight up dont know what the heroes journey is #yall need to stop assuming the hero is the protagonist of the stories yall read/watch/consume or whatever the fuck

[hajihiko]

Where to, and to not, touch your jimmy

#Not in a sexy way he's just Testy about certain areas #Hajime hinata #Fuyuhiko kuzuryu #Kuzuhina #Knowing your bestie means knowing how to very literally handle them #an art

[mobius-m-mobius]

#just a couple of equally fierce battles 😅

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #burn it to the ground vs. holding back lmao #as always mobius on the floor revolutionized sexiness as the mcu knows it so thank god he's never thrown a fist 🙏💖 #honestly him being like 'no worries babe we *both* got kicked around' had me laughing for ages asfjslksk #and yes i could've trimmed the last gif but had to leave in the employee watching bc everyone knows what they are 😭 #loki s2 spoilers #ravonna renslayer #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

[thesadpuffin]

thoughts and prayers for Zelda during this difficult time 🙏

#link playing innocent but he knows what he's doing #cause he's a lil shit #he's sexy and he knows it #did they think we wouldn't NOTICE?? #THE BACK CUT OUT?? #the HIP cutout??!!! #frostbite armor #totk armor #link fanart #loz link #zelda x link #zelink #loz totk #tears of the kingdom #loz fanart #loz memes #fanart #totk fanart #the legend of zelda #legend of zelda #link art #thesadpuffin #polarbeararts

[chefkids]

#he's never beating the allegations #sydcarmy #the bear #everybody knows #charged and sexy #platonic and messy #chefs kiss #carmy x sydney #syd x carmy #the bear fx #he's so insane for this

[stylespresleyhearted]

the casual arm thrown over her legs? the cigs? manspreading? fuck me pls

#callum turner #dua lupa #otp of the year #ya’ll they’re both so hot and im jealous of both of them #dua’s gorgeous and so sexy #callum is handsome and so sexy #callum i need you to take pity and fuck me pls #this is boyfriend callum at his peak #boyfriend #i need to know what he’s laughing at

[rares-posts]

Gun Atthaphan the man that you are

Cr: snap_gun

#he's sexy and he knows it!! #good for him!!! #offgun #gun atp #gun atthaphan #april 2024 #rare's atp archive #gun atp slaying looks #babii 24/7 concert

[spriteofmushrooms]

The first time Jin Guangyao held Jin Ling did not go as he'd expected. Jiang Wanyin, half-mad and barely functional, for some reason had been allowed into the nursery by Jin-furen. The moment whispers of this reached Jin Guangyao, of course he went to intercede; and it was fortunate he had. He could hear wailing halfway down the corridor.

"Why is he crying?" Jiang Wanyin demanded of the wetnurse as he held the baby incorrectly.

"This one is sure Sandu Shengshou knows better than her," she replied, eyes wide. Jin Guangyao made note of this, but he had few hopes of improvement. Jin servants knew to be meek.

"Obviously, I don't," Jiang Wanyin snapped, brows furrowed as he stared down at Jin Ling. Jin Guangyao purposefully brushed the silk of his robe, and like a dog Jiang Wanyin raised his head at the sound. "Lianfang-zun, what am I doing wrong?"

With a smile, Jin Guangyao moved between the shaking wetnurse and the mad dog of Lotus Pier. "Jiang-zongzhu, babies require support. Adjust your hand--yes, ah, slightly to the side--"

"Please just show me," Jiang Wanyin said, sounding tired as he held out Jin Ling.

The moment stilled. If his cultivation were better, Jin Guangyao believed he would hear the wetnurse's breath stop. She was, after all, expressly forbidden from allowing his whoreson hands to touch his nephew; yet neither of them could deny a sect leader.

A-Ling was warm and soft, sweetly heavy as all babies should be. His embroidered, daffodil-colored swaddling still burned with the heat of Jiang-zongzhu's high cultivation. Automatically, Jin Guangyao checked the boy for a fever; but of course no illness was allowed to fester in this child.

His chubby cheeks were red from crying, but as Jin Guangyao settled him in his arms, Jin Ling slowly quieted.

"As expected of Lianfang-zun," Jiang Wanyin said, slightly mocking.

When Jin Guangyao gauged his expression from under his eyelashes, however, Jiang Wanyin seemed wistful. He looked as young as he was.

(For a moment, Wen Ruohan's laughter filled his mind. "Xiao-zongzhu" had been a common target of derision, in the beginning. Wen Chao's account of the rape of Lotus Pier had been unusually thorough, and its contents were well-known amongst Wen Ruohan's inner circle. Jin Guangyao had not included the details in his reports to either his father or Lan Xichen. He doubted that this discretion would matter at all to Jiang Wanyin, who had tortured Wen Chao at the side of Wei Wuxian. What would he do to Jin Guangyao for being the last to know?)

Choosing to ignore the self-deprecation and memories both, Jin Guangyao instructed Zidian's master on the handling of human children. Jiang Wanyin made an attentive student, but he did not reach to take Jin Ling even once Jin Guangyao finished. "Would you like to hold him?"

Frowning with concentration, Jiang Wanyin nodded and sidled closer. He held his arms as Jin Guangyao had shown him, and then he checked Jin Guangyao's face, seeking approval.

"Good," Jin Guangyao said. Jiang Wanyin didn't smile, but some tension eased. Careful not to touch hands, Jin Guangyao returned Jin Ling to his jiujiu.

The wetnurse's gentle "oh" described the scene well.

Against the black and violet, Jin Ling looked like a ray of sunshine piercing clouds. Jiang Wanyin's face cleared until he looked as delicately beautiful as gossip painted him to be; while Jin Guangyao generally considered him fragile, it was more in the sense of an arrow point designed to break once it pierced flesh. Now, though, he could understand why Jiang Wanyin was so often painted as a mourning lover spurned by the Yiling Laozu.

Then Jin Ling fell asleep, and Jiang Wanyin's eyes watered. He slowly settled onto the couch, careful not to jostle their nephew.

"How long can I stay?"

Ideally, half an incense stick. Jin Guangyao turned to the wetnurse. "Could you please ask Jin-furen to advise us?"

She bowed her head and left.

After a few moments, Jiang Wanyin said, "She needs guards in the room with her. If she can't even tell me I've fucked up, how will she fare against assassins?"

"Gold Scale Tower has many guards," Jin Guangyao began, but Jiang Wanyin snorted.

"Where do you think we are? If some pompous Jin cousin demands Jin Ling, would she say no? Much less someone with weapons drawn."

"As a servant--"

"Jiang servants can and would."

Jin Guangyao smiled. "Is it not true that Jiang servants are entirely comprised of disciples, disciple candidates, and those who failed to cultivate but chose to stay?"

"It's a sect," Jiang Wanyin answered. "Typically, they are operated like sects, yes."

"Gold Scale Tower must run in accordance with its scale," Jin Guangyao said. "The servants are often merely servants."

Jiang Wanyin, whose face displayed his opinion of that, said nothing for a moment, allowing Jin Guangyao to notice his headache. "She needs guards for herself, not just outside of the room," he repeated.

"Perhaps this is something you can address with Jin-furen?"

Looking up from Jin Ling, Jiang Wanyin studied him. "Alright. Is there anything else you want me to say?"

Jin Guangyao's fingers twitched with the desire to straighten his gold robes. "Between Jin-furen and Jiang-zongzhu, I am sure that all concerns have been considered."

"Please, you notice everything and didn't accept one single item I suggested for a-jie's wedding," Jiang Wanyin said. "Do you expect me to believe you don't have opinions on Jin Ling?"

Jin Guangyao inclined his head, and then he tentatively offered an observation and a suggestion. When Jiang Wanyin merely looked thoughtful, Jin Guangyao continued; while Jiang Wanyin occasionally asked clarifying questions, he never reacted emotionally.

It was... strange, to be in a room with this man, discussing the care of a child he wasn't allowed to do anything for. He wondered what he must look like to Jiang Wanyin to be accepted so easily as an expert on Jin Ling, on anything. Unsettling.

Yet unlike Nie Mingjue, being seen didn't seem dangerous; unlike Wen Ruohan, being noticed didn't accompany invitations to violence.

No, Jiang Wanyin observed him, and his conclusion was that Jin Guangyao could teach him how to hold his one treasure.

For the first time, it seemed like sharing a nephew with this man might be interesting, not simply alarming. Jin Guangyao looked forward to observing him further.

#pallas.rtf #mdzs #chengyao #my writing #i've never written from jgy's pov before 🙈 hopefully it's not too wrong #i wanted to show that jgy is the kind of person who is always thinking; always remembering; always connecting threads #you know. the kind of person who won't get dementia because his neural links are too vast and sexy #and also that he's afraid All The Time #anyway. #chengyao real #also that he plays with jiang cheng like a very stupid but cute puppy #this is deeply important to me and my chengyao feelings

[greenteaandtattoos]

Alastor was included in the Valentine's Day merch because even though he's not fucking anyone, he's still a whore: an attention whore. He'd be offended if he wasn't included.

#people think hes sexy and he knows it #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor

[kittysawat]

some kinnporsche for @daltoneering!💘

#kinnporsche #kpts #kinn x porsche #kinnporshe the series #my art #u know that jude law scene. yea! abbi's big sexy brain thought of this #i might draw the rest of the scene cuz the part where he gives him the cigarette is so u uu u ufff

[silvialightning]

I think it’s hilarious that they made Slade look like a Pokémon villain in the new Adventures with Superman show.

Slade Wilson has been a Dilf for a super long time. He’s clearly so much younger in this show. Ya’ll should let the twink enjoyers have a win here.

#slade wilson #my adventures with superman #deathstroke #btw I did literally mistake him for a Pokémon villain when I saw a screenshot of him on tumblr at first #look the best of both worlds- he starts out as a twink and evolves into a sexy old guy later #i know next to nothing abt Slade I just think ppls reactions are all so funny #mine #my adventures with Superman spoilers #spoilers